impossible_animals
raze
"
if
a
skunk
and
a
rabbit
had
a
baby
,"
he
said
, "
would
you
call
it
a
runk?
or
a
skabbit?"
i'm
partial
to
skabbit,
myself
.
231004
...
raze
i'm
beginning
to
think
i
am
one
.
250704
...
epitome of incomprehensibility
Heard
once
on
a
science
program:
a
movie
with
giant
marauding
ants
has
a
realism
problem
-
ants
couldn't
get
that
large
and
keep
the
same
proportions.
Their
legs
would
be
too
thin
and
light
to
hold
them
up
,
at
least
in
Earth's
gravity
.
250704
...
ovenbird
On
a
camping
trip
in
2001
my
mother
,
brother
,
and
I
had
our
marshmallows
stolen
by
a
creature
we
barely
caught
a
glimpse
of
.
We
couldn’t
be
sure
if
it
was
a
raccoon
or
a
skunk
and
we
began
calling
it
a
“rakunk.”
For
the
rest
of
the
trip
we
had
a
running
joke
about
rakunks.
The
forest
was
rife
with
them
.
So
you
can
imagine
my
surprise
when
,
two
years
later
,
I
found
that
margaret_atwood
had
stolen
this
idea
and
used
it
in
her
extremely
popular
(
and
legitimately excellent)
book
Oryx
and
Crake.
She
must
have
telepathic
idea
extraction skills.
It
’s
the
only
explanation.
In
any
event
, rakunks
were
not
an
original
idea
.
My
family
thought
of
it
first
.
250705
what's it to you?
who
go
blather
from