what_normal_people_talk_about
raze
who
knows?
we're
not
normal
.
so
let's
talk
about
all
the
things
we'd
do
if
we
were
seventeen
feet
tall
and
capable
of
wingless
flight
.
would
we
be
jet
-propelled,
or
would
there
be
more
mysterious forces
at
work
?
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...
e_o_i
Not
quite
. We'd
have
roll
-up-able
wings
in
our
arms
,
like
those
old
-fashioned screens
and
blinds
that
you'd
,
rather
paradoxically,
have
to
tug
down
in
order
to
get
them
to
roll
up
-
they
frustrated
me
as
a
child
,
I
admit
- except
these
wings
roll
up
quite
easily
if
you
press
the
button
on
the
tip
of
your
nose
.
That
is
why
people
wouldn't
kiss
while
flying
-
too
dangerous
.
As
well
,
we
would
also
be
propelled
by
farts
from
the
bottom
of
our
feet
,
and
since
these
would
be
smelly
we
would
seek
a
solitary
existence
out
of
a
)
the
desire
to
avoid
other
smelly
people
or
b
)
the
shame
of
being
smelly
ourselves
.
And
that
would
be
sad
,
which
is
why
I'd
rather
evolve
into
a
fish
.
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what's it to you?
who
go
blather
from