impossible_things ovenbird Getting your kids to hold a normal facial expression long enough to get a decent picture on their first day of school. Also, getting your kids to put their arms around each other in said picture without looking as if you've asked them to touch a six foot tall slug dripping slime. 250902 ... raze it would be a cliche to say "an honest lawyer" here. but if one of those exists, i haven't found them yet. (add to that "ever getting a decent night's sleep in this house again", among other futilities.) 250902 ... ovenbird I think it is necessary to leave this quote here: Alice laughed. "There's no use trying," she said. "One can't believe impossible things." "I daresay you haven't had much practice," said the Queen. "When I was your age, I always did it for half-an-hour a day. Why, sometimes I've believed as many as six impossible things before breakfast." ― Lewis Carroll 250902 what's it to you? who go blather from