ask_jane
jane alright...go for it.
ask me anything
020624
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Dafremen Would you like to be one of the co0l but unapproacheable go-go chicks at my party?

We need a half-dozen of em..in the scarlet room (look for the black strobe effects on the hall outside the do0r.)

Just go to party_at_dafs_house . I'll be in the white room (with black curtains.) Gimme a shout on your way to the scarlet room if you decide to show up, I've got extra go-go bo0ts that Norm left from the last party if you need some.
020624
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redneckk would you do me the honor of joining my cult?

we need someone to make the brownies for our secret voyage to fucking shitville

shit fuck tits cunt asshole bitch nasty i eat shit fuck shit shit shit shit fuck fuck fuck

I LIKE EATING SHIT SOMEONE COME PLEASE FUCKING SHIT ON MY CHEST so i can eat it
020624
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jane daf: i would be honored to. just hook me up with the boots when i get there..

redneckk: i'm not looking into cults at this time, but maybe you can find somebody else to own
good luck
020626
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jane oh but i will make you brownies. i make damn good brownies 020626
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Dafremen Heheh redneckk sounds alot like Silent Bob whenever he's doing his impression of me.

See also: APPRECIATION

Hiya Bob...you are loved!
: )
020627
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Dafremen No, wait...make that FREE_EXPRESSION and 9_11_01

Yea this is definitely a Silent Bob pattern alright.

Twin brother? OR simple alias? Hmm?
020627
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who is jane? who are you, anyway 020627
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jane daf: thanks for the laugh of the day
i go with simple alias...as far as i know sb doesn't have a brother, much less a twin...but i could be mistaken.

as for my questioner...who are you?
020628
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silentbob what wa smissing 020630
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jane i don't know if i could explain it if i tried...it was an exceptionally awesome movie, though...you should totally go see waking_life 020630
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jane you know what, though? somebody else told me they got this same feeling from the movie...the feeling that they really liked it but there was something missing...do you know what i mean? or is this completely confusing? 020630
...
paste! do you think you have to organize your own life first to have an extraordinary impact on others? or can you just get lucky and change people positively with an illusion? 020630
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jane neither, i guess. i would like to think i am a catalyst for positive change in peoples' lives, but i don't consider my life organized or an illusion. 020701
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Dafremen redneckk was an illusion. Jane...you a redneckk by any chance? 020701
...
jane sorry man
although i grew up in a college town surrounded by farmland, i would not associate myself with the qualities that are attributed to the stereotypical redneckk
020705
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cheer-up-emo-kid do you think billy idol is sexy? 020707
...
jane i havent seen him recently, but i would have to say yeah, he's got a sexy thing going on 020711
...
jane i don't know what to do with my life 020723
...
daxle where do you live? 020723
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blue star how does one begin to love oneself? 020723
...
eddie monster jane what are you into?
jane says
classic
such a classic girl
020723
...
eddie monster jane's addiction
my addiction
women
so long without
lonely
desperate
fuck me!
020723
...
popeticmisfit where are your shoes and why do you wear them? 020724
...
phil today 020729
...
jane i have not found my shoes yet
where the hell did converse go???
especially the green ones
020803
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silentbob redneckk sounds nothing like me 020804
...
jane redneckk sounds like nothing to me 020804
...
eddie jane sounds like a snob to me
i like to picture jane with her left thumb up her ass and a dunce cap on
coke bottle bifocals
and acne hives
i sound like an asshole to me
macho tough mean
how weak
only playing jane
why won't you respond
in only set fires
i dont rape and plunder
unless
in some sick way she wants me to
i think i could get off to that
i could get off to you
on you
what the fuck
020807
...
eddie can you delete shit once you blather it
sometimes i say shit
and then i think about it
and am like what the fuck is my problem
can i just take all that shit back
you know what i mean
020807
...
werewolf do you know anything about queen jane? 020808
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werewolf do you know anything about queen jane? 020808
...
jane eddie

you picture me incorrectly
but how can i hold that against you

werewolf:

"approximately"
020808
...
squint where are all these new blatherskites coming from?

...(I'm afraid of them)...
020808
...
jane which blatherskites are you referring to?
and what are you really afraid of?
020808
...
jane eddie what did you mean by what am i into? i'm sorry for not responding
how can i make it up to you
020808
...
eddie suck my dick








just kidding
020808
...
eddie monster you could just say something
devastating
and forget i ever existed
020808
...
eddie do you understand
trauma
020808
...
jane i don't think i could do that

the latter i mean

trauma
020808
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jane daxle: i live in davis

blue star: one simply starts

i mean, how does one begin to love another?
020808
...
eddie monster could i get into you?
understand i'm only a man
or a god
or something
020808
...
blindsideseddie sarcasm could possibly be the car that blind sides me
what a stupid thought
what a stupid thing to say
020808
...
eddie what ladder 020808
...
eddie monster begging_for_rejection 020808
...
eddie monster sorry jane
we must not feel the same
life is only a game
that WE can't live in it
together
is a shame
our paths may cross again
i guess i'll forget about you
till then

JANE SAYS
i would like to write more lyrics to that song but i don't know them
020809
...
jane you know, the latter... as opposed to the former

you make me so sad
020810
...
werewolf no not her...i don't mean won't you come see me...i mean...historically...beheaded, that whole deal. please tell me more 020810
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eddie monster be specific jane
would you rather suck my dick
or say something devastating
you have not said anything devastating
so i asume you are optimistic about sucking my dick
i'm sorry i make you sad
this is the bleakest point in my existence
i am lonely and trust no one enough to feel like i can cut loose
i cut loose in my mind alone
and that has become
more boring than you understand
don't feel sorry for me though
i'll be here tomorrow
020810
...
eddie wear wolf who is queen jane
i don't understand
020810
...
eddie monster jane
your sweetness is eating me alive
burning an image of you threw my eyes
your sensitivity seeps threw my skin
searing cavities deep within
can you handle my pessimism
will you only look away
as the lead from the steel
hollows my brain
020811
...
eddie monster jane, how long has it been since you recieved your last love letter? because to be quite honest i think i could fall in love with you. i don't really remember exactly how that feels, but i have an idea. it was nice. love ends. sometimes. you know as well as i do. this isn't a love letter to you though jane. actually it's a love letter to bc, but i don't know what to say to her becouse according to her she really has a winner! i am simply fascinated with women. they're such a mess but they are so neat. i read about you all the time, your words are all i know about you. it's a unique relationship. don't think i don't read what i say and understand what a hard person i make myself out to be, becouse i know. in prison this is a defense mechanism that never fails. it's best to not be especially liked by anyone. what it leads up to is sad though, i must admit. this isn't all about me. i want it to be all about you. becouse there is nothing better than having someones undivided attention. would you like to have mine. i don't think i'm really special or anything, but you and your needs are. would you like a man who made it his obligatiion to do everything in his power to make you happy? a man you could walk down the street holding hands without a care in the world? without wanting anyone or anything else in the world his complete undivided attention. i will do this for you. anyone of you.
what could you do for me
020811
...
jane werewolf
i don't know what you're talking about then...could you be more specific?
jane seymour? (the wife of henry viii)
020812
...
jane monster
do you have any other way i could reach out to you
an email, perhaps
all i know are your words
i don't want to say anything devastating
020812
...
jane i guess what i really mean is maybe i don't really know what i want anymore
maybe i'll never be satisfied because i'll always be peering into my neighbors' yards and telling myself their grass is greener, you know what i mean?
if you had me, would you have any idea what to do with me?
020812
...
werewolf no no...not jane seymour...though she's an interesting broad in her own right. with her head tucked underneath her arm...she waaaallllks the bloody tower, with her head tucked underneath her arm at the midnight hour. she comes to see king henry she means to give him what for...and henry cries out...dont' drop it in the soup. blah blah...no...i meant the young one. she was a teenager, the throne was forced upon her, along with a man who she eventually fell in love with. there was a power struggle, and she was beheaded as a symbolic act. i only saw the end of it on the history channel. it was something like the rose queen or something. i was hoping you could write a play about it, so i'd get more than just the historical facts, but the interpretive drive behind which facts we select drawn out and emphasized. oh well. who would know what to do with you? and if they did know...i bet you wouldn't be able to tell untill they did. 020812
...
werewolf and looks like there's another of the many sympathetic_monsters in eddie monster 020812
...
eddie monster jane
be simple
i am
be a good sport
tell the world
do they want to see?
i don't give a fuck
someone is interesting
someone is a goddess
someone's a king
to one body worthless
another a dream



beheaded
020813
...
eddie monster sympathy
would i have sympathy
maybe
maybe not
020813
...
jane i'll try harder 020814
...
confused to be simple? 020814
...
jane isn't that the simplest way to put it? 020814
...
eddie monster the simplest way
to a shallow heart
is never spoken
020814
...
werewolf all hearts are shallow hearts. words give the illusion of depth. there's skin, there's sensations, there's living bone, but the beating is all the same, no matter how that carpetbagger mind of ours tries to justify it. so won't you come see me queen jane? 020814
...
wear wolf i enjoy cockblocking 020814
...
jane i am wondering which one of you wants me to come see you more 020815
...
jane wait that is not a fair question - it sounds conceited and i don't want it answered

i just want to know how serious you are
020815
...
eddie i would like to come to you 020815
...
werewolf okay...this is to the other person...and to jane no i'm not serious at all...anyways other person i just want you to know that you sound just like everyone else around me. thanks for making me feel at home 020815
...
jane okay 020815
...
eddie monster no problemo mr. wear wolf
haven't had a girl in five years
excuse my edgyness
jane getting to know you
could turn out to be way more of a hassle than either of us need
i'll probably still follow you nowandthen
nature
we follow that which flees
i haven't caught you yet
020815
...
eddie if you are present please let me know 020815
...
jane a hassle
sorry

in essence, what do you really need?
020817
...
eddie monster i need someone i can trust
someone satisfied with the simple
someone who can observe the next body's grass and say, that's nice, but what i have is so much simpler and thats cool because i don't need anything and i'm happy
happy i can go to bed with someone who loves me and makes fantastic love to me
happy to work hard and have decent things
happy to be happy
for once and for all
with you
it's the only thing i'm missing
and it seems like it's everything
i dreamt i fell in love with the sixteen year old girl who's always flirting with me at work
she reminds me of heather
sad eyes
life not really headed in any specific direction
just wants to latch on to something for a while
till she figures something out
i'm past all of that
but the cliche is so moving
is it not?
do you see what i want?
is that so hard?
could you do that for someone?
anyone?
the world needs more women like that.
020817
...
jane i can't believe you said that
[in a good way]

this dream you had reminds me very much of someone i know,
someone you know too

i'm not just saying this at all
but the description seems to fit

the only thing
i am satisfied, i suppose
i mean, as much as i am capable of
part of the satisfaction for me is learning, striving to be a better person

my life is headed in so many directions, or maybe none at all

you know, people say i have sad eyes
is that what you want
020817
...
eddie monster they can be attractive
it's not really what i want
i like happy
but it takes time
to harden yourself
so little things
and even the big things
don't bother you as much
your probably pretty young
my sisters age
her friends are all so cute
but they're too young
i'm twentythree
i think
i wonder if they think i'm a bilf
who knows
i wonder if i'll ever find someone to make me happy
who will be happy with me
yo i'm kinda drunk
let's cut the shit
sad eyes are sexy as fuck
020818
...
jane how old is your sister 020818
...
eddie how old are you 020818
...
jane you already asked me,
don't you remember
what i said?
020818
...
jane nevermind
who wants to play games?
i'm 16
chronologically
020818
...
eddie my sister is fifteen and she thinks she's a lesbo 020818
...
eddie chronologically? 020819
...
jane implying that i never have and still don't feel like my age
that i am stuck in a sixteen year old body
020820
...
eddie enjoi 020821
...
eddie monster wouldn't mind being stuck in a 16 year olds body 020821
...
daxle GAAASSSSSPPPPP! You live in davis?!?!?!?! why???? and did you find out about blather from me?
Oh and stalking would be harder now, because I moved away from our lovely davis, home of the glass stomached cow.
020821
...
werewolf davis...my friend lives there. he's the most ineffectual man alive. it's quite comic and sad and all that jazz. but i can talk to him about godel or schopenhauer or hulk hogan.

but on to my question. can you fix me? or perhaps just bust me out permanently? one or the other, just so long as i don't keep poisoning stuff.

i like blather, i don't have to mention things i don't really find interesting, like the fact that we both live in california.

oh and...don't you think your blather romance is cute? don't you?
020821
...
jane eddie
of course you wouldn't
but you have your
hmmm
020822
...
jane daxle
i've lived in davis a long time now...
we've probably run into each other a million times, because that seems to be how it is...where/when did you move?
020822
...
jane lycanthrope

i cannot fix you, you can only fix yourself. one of the most recent lessons i learned is that nothing external can affect you unless you decide to let it
020822
...
werewolf okay first off...there's a reason i didn't ask the question as lycanthrope. secondly...nothing internal either begins or stays internal, but i guess i agree there is a short grace period of autonomy where individual is not envoirment, enough to make a distinction. so i guess what i was hoping for was that something external which i could make internal, which i could let fix me etc. 020823
...
jane ...understand

so why didn't you ask the question as lycanthrope? sorry to let out the big secret or something
020823
...
jane jane_asks 020823
...
there it goes jane_asks 020825
...
daxle I moved to san francisco in august. Why do you live in davis? 020825
...
jane i don't know..just staying here until i can get out 020825
...
once upon_a_time 020903
...
tree san_francisco is the best place to be
i wonder where it is
020904
...
eddie monster where are you? 020904
...
eddie monster i'll rescue you and we'll go on a Bonnie and Clydesque trek across emerica 020904
...
lycanthrope i didn't ask it because it wasn't the type of question i ask with lycanthrope. jeesh. i know they're small distinctions, but what else is there in this microcosm? 020905
...
jane i'm in davis, near the capital of good old california. you're in texas, right? houston? 020905
...
jane sorry, pardon my mistake..

what are the types of questions asked by lycanthrope? or the types of questions asked by werewolf? i mean, what are the distinctions?
020905
...
werewolf oh god...don't make me give a dissertation on the arbitrary classifications our personality makes on itself. i know it when i see it. i guess it'd be that lycanthrope is prone to saying something i'd say without making eye contact, but which would probably resonate more with the other person if they were to accept the premise that meaning can be transferred at least approximately well enough for words beyond the scope of basic necessities to be shared. that is if the premise is accepted that new things can be said about needs, and can change them. i guess it's a bit of an idealistic side. also it has a higher vocabulary than the rest of me. and it doesn't lie as much. werewolf is of course a difference both qualitative and quantitative, in that it really captures the throwaway moves necessary in life, that is all the things i say when i haven't had time to think about them, all of the blathes that weren't planned ahead of time. if lycanthrope is an epic chess game, werewolf is speed chess. the great wall of china to a sand castle. just dimensions really. but dimensions can add so much when all we see is the finished product and not the time. stork daddy is when i myself refuse the premise of the possibility of solving anything with my speech existing, and ridicule myself and others to show the irritating dual nature of words. 020906
...
stork daddy oh fuck you. i can say cool stuff. like look at me, i take these little self handicapping, self protecting things all seriously! i think it's more than it is. or less than it is. ooh, it's all really about when it's poetry or not. ooh. ooh. i'm the one you're supposed to hate, the other one is supposed to be charming, and the other one is supposed to be romantic and mysterious and haunting. flickery. pah! sounds like a load of strumpet trumpet to me. 020906
...
myplasticmind where did you hide greg? 020906
...
eddie i think i'm with stork daddy
are you a teacher or something lyco or wearwolf or whatever weird personality resonates threw you from time to time
020906
...
stork daddy haha...boy...you sure are in on the joke aren't you? 020906
...
eddie monster H-town, right
you down?
blow shit up, kill and plunder!
fuck under the stars on the warm hood of my explorer
020906
...
eddie monster what the fucks that mean 020906
...
jane i get it werewolf/lycanthrope/stork daddy

although i didn't know you were also stork daddy until now
020907
...
jane eddie: definitely 020907
...
eddies monsters sorry, i'm only a dreamer
life isn't that bad yet
but i have everything planned
for the day shit gets too heavy

until then
my dreams live in my mind
020907
...
jane is that where dreams belong 020907
...
eddie monster thats where they are safe 020907
...
lostinanightmare "...my whole life is a dream..." 020907
...
jane there's something i know about taking risks
sometimes you fall, defeated
but sometimes, spectacular things can be achieved
so why not risk it
020908
...
rockyhorrorpictureshow - audience participation risk it! risk it!! 020909
...
stork daddy that's what i said jane. now it burns when i pee. 020909
...
jane it's all a part of taking the risks, right? well, either way, you killed my dream.. 020909
...
Topten% one more time and i'm gonna kick your ass 020910
...
stork daddy i do not know which is thinner, your threats or your pseudonymn 020910
...
jane are you talking to me? 020910
...
stork daddy no no...of course not. haha. okay...here's a question...i've asked it before, but no one's answered it. if the universe is constantly expanding, what's on the outside of it?

oh and here's another one. if i told you i had womb envy, would you think less of me?
020911
...
jane i don't know if i could think less of you

the universe is expanding into nothingness. however, there are other universes out there expanding into that same nothingness, like drops of water on a paper towel. just goes to show you how big it really gets...
020911
...
call_me_lydea hey, do you blather by any other name? I was just wondering... 020911
...
jane lydea:

i have one other name that i don't do very frequently

but it's confidential! it's kind of like my darker side
020911
...
stork daddy ooh...well...at least one of those answers was satisfying. and thoroughly so at that. 020911
...
jane that's what i'm here for 020911
...
stork daddy what else are you here for? 020912
...
jane here as in ask_jane? or here as in blather? 020915
...
stork daddy i mean here as in here 020916
...
jane here as in here? well, i don't really know. i just know that i am here to help people, and to educate myself and open horizons i didn't know existed.
i mean, why are any of us here?
020917
...
stork daddy because it's good grammar. no no no...i'm afraid there's a reason there's no ask_stork_daddy page 020917
...
jane what reason is that? 020918
...
ugh jane can't read between lines
see: implied meanings
020918
...
jane i understood it
i was just challenging you
just like i was challenged to think of
why i am here

damn it
020919
...
stork daddy haha...okay...i'm not ugh.
and i'm here because i'm not there. duh! no no...the reason there is no ask stork daddy page, is because all of my answers are questions. therefore, i need no page where i am asked questions since i answer enough with my own questions.
020920
...
jane i believe that was an answer that was not phrased in the form of a question 020923
...
EDDIE I WOULD LIKE TO ASK JANE IF I CAN SPREAD HER LEGS AND EAT HER OUT FOREVER 020923
...
stork daddy god damn it...it was an implicit question. just like eddie's 020923
...
minnesota_chris This page is like Jim Morrison fingerpainting.

Oh, um, question. What are you looking for? What would make you smile, at night, and say "I made it!"
020924
...
jane eddie: not_a_question
email me at jane44079@aol.com
020924
...
jane s.d.: now you're just fabricating excuses...oh well, i still respect you.. 020924
...
jane minnesota_chris:

what am i looking for? that's an excellent question. i would love to tell you that i seek nothing, because i think that would make me generate expectations, which i don't believe in.

"i made it!" = i'm happy

i don't think i could ever make it
never satisfied, you know...?
020924
...
eddiedrowning personality i can'6 email you
we can't coresond becouse i can't cet a fuckin email set yp
i jist wanna fuck you jane
i really want to fuck you
020926
...
gay gizmo jane: tell me the meaning of life. and then tell me if I will be rich. then tell me if I will ever be truly happy or be truly loved. if you can answer those....well then i think you belong in a small room on the side of NYC that has a neon sign advertising all that is metaphysical 020927
...
he meant then i_will_tell_you_how_wonder_you_are 020927
...
she meant and_i_will_tell_you_how_wonder_you_are 020927
...
minnesota_chris ok, jane, nice bunt, but I want more. What sort of things make for a good day? 020927
...
jane eddie:

if you can blather
you can get an email set up

go to hotmail or yahoo or any site that most likely will offer free email service..trust me on this one
020927
...
jane g.g.:

the meaning of life varies from person to person. my personal meaning_of_life would be to learn know & grow
some people think it's to enjoy yourself, living life to the fullest. some people think it's to get rich, get married, live in the suburbs, and start a family. it all depends.
jane_asks: what is your meaning of life?

will you be rich/truly happy/truly loved?

you will be rich in spirit
and you will be truly happy if you are truly loved
which can be obtained by truly loving

all that you give will come back to you
020927
...
jane chris from minnesota:

a good day? i don't know. some days are just good. which is not the answer you were looking for..hmm..i think that as long as i'm not having a bad day [i.e. all the little things that can go wrong do] i can consider it a good day

[i heard somewhere that we're on ten day cycles, and in each cycle there are two and a half bad days]

sufficient answer? or do you want more?
020927
...
stork daddy i know i want more 020928
...
minnesota_chris Dear Jane,

I was hoping that life for you was more than the avoidance of pain. Is it?
020930
...
minnesota_chris Oh, wait a second, you answered it on your meaning_of_life post. I was asking, what gives your life (or your day) meaning, and you wrote to live and grow. Kinda general but a good philosophy nonetheless.

But it begs the question, what sort of things have you been learning lately? And what do you want to learn?
020930
...
jane stork daddy,
what more do you want?
020930
...
jane chris

my dear, you ask challenging questions. which is good. i figure whatever forces me to contemplate what i'm really doing is inevitably constructive. so, you ask, what have i been learning lately? along with the "bullshit" that i more or less have to know for school, i've been learning more about people, and the way they function. i've learned that it truly does take all kinds, and that i can appreciate people for simply being unlike me. i've learned it's okay to not like people, but that i cannot judge them. i've learned that being direct isn't always the best way to go (even though it's my favorite); that some people need to be talked to in a different way.
what do i want to learn? i really don't know. how do i know what i do not know? i just want to learn. i suppose i could say i want to learn to achieve balance in my life
020930
...
stork daddy whatever you've got. old parking tickets. stubs from movies you just saw. poetry you hate. videos of you showering. bad advice. good advice. cartoons you used to like. 020930
...
jane how do i get them to you? 020930
...
good advice peeling potatoes, extract the starch, create a paste, use it to seal an envelope you have used for nefarious purposes. if all goes well, the envelope should explode when it reaches its destination. 020930
...
jane aha

....?
020930
...
dont you get it? 021002
...
jane do you? 021006
...
eddie monster been on a sort of vacation
i didn't want to miss anything
but damn i missed you
left without notice
to drift on highways
and sleep in city parks
refreshed by the smoggy city air
and blessed with circumstances
that don't seem fair
made a cardboard box
into my lair
city people passing me by
they must be real important
i need to bum a buck fifty
so i can get a forty to drink



i'm infatuated with the life of a drifter
long overcoat that doubles as a blanket on cold nights
five o'clock shadow under the brim of his yankees cap.
all of his belongings slung over his shoulder at the end of a stick.
how much courage does it take?

so i ask you jane,
how do you feel tonight
021011
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jane tired

in every sense of the word
021012
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jane lonely

even when i'm not alone
021012
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robert pirsig
"even in the presence of others he was completely alone."
021012
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eddie so this is ask jane, isn't it.
what is your area of expertise.
021013
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jane myself 021013
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eddie what the fuck is up with women?
i don't understand how losers and wifebeaters and fuckin jerks got women
and i don't
when i was a kid and had money and drugs and all that shit
there were always women
now i'm tryin to get my shit together
and fly straight
i can't buy a piece of ass

i'm caught up cause i want a relationship real bad
and i just wanna fuck real bad
and when i meet someone i can't figure out which kinda girl she is for me
so usually i just say fuck you bitch
i ain't had a relationship or fucked in five years, no loss
but damn thats a lie
this shits eatin me up
021015
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god how big are your feet? 021015
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jane eddie:
the question about women is a very tough one. it's one i have been trying to figure out for a long time now, ever since my "relationship" with one of the nice guys didn't last, and the one that treated me like shit got half a year out of me.
i know for myself you could probably trace it back to my earliest relationships with males: my dad threw me around, my brother beat me up, my first boyfriend's friends..well...and i was used a lot. so my "definition of love" relative to males is being treated like shit, and therefore i don't feel comfortable with a hyper-caring partner. although i do have to feel cared about...it has to be a very passive abuse

as for other females, it could be something like my story, or it could be something more to the etent of wanting someone who can kick other peoples' asses in case they mess with them. i really don't know. but this is a long reply
you should be able to figure something out
021015
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jane god

i wear shoe size six.5/seven in women's

why do you ask
021015
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kss I'd like to know who you're jivin' with that cosmik debris? 021015
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jane doesn't understand 021016
...
god ha! is that a real poncho, or a sears poncho?

i just got the crazy idea that your feet were cute.
021016
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jane always real
it's funny you say that
my feet have always been cute
021017
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jane always real
it's funny you say that
my feet have always been cute
021017
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jane always real
it's funny you say that
my feet have always been cute
021017
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jane always real
it's funny you say that
my feet have always been cute
021017
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jane always real
it's funny you say that
my feet have always been cute
021017
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jane always real
it's funny you say that
my feet have always been cute
021017
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jane whoa

i don't know how the hell that happened
021017
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p2 stutter? 021018
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minnesota_chris any regrets? 021018
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jane yeah, that was crazy.

regrets? no. i don't believe in regret. i think that things happen for a reason, and we don't know what that reason is until we look back upon our lives. how about you?
021018
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god regrets are for egrets 021018
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minnesota_chris hey I'm supposed to be asking you!

I have regrets often, I think it's my temperment. Usually wishing I had worked harder or taken an opportunity when I saw it.

I've done a lot of cool things in my life, but I wish I had done a dozen other cool things. It's jealousy of others' lives I guess. Wishing I was a rockstar! Or married.
021019
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jane there are pros and cons to every life. the more extreme the pros become, the more extreme the cons are as well. for example, if you were a rock star, you would have fame and money. but people would be stalking you all the time, there would be lies about you in the papers, and you couldn't go out and get groceries without a thousand people trying to talk to you. sex would become unfulfilling with all the groupies, and you would long for something more.


"[americans] are forever brooding over advantages they do not possess. it is strange to see with what feverish ardor the americans pursue their own welfare, and to watch the vague dread that constantly torments them lest they should not have chosen the shortest path which may lead to it. "

-alexis de tocqueville
021019
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minnesota_chris :)
nice quote. I take back everything I said about you that you didn't like.
021019
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jane i don't think there has been anything like that. but thanks anyway! 021019
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eddie monster i can't take back anything
and wouldn't if i could
my squinting eyes don't decieve me
flushed with the color of blood

the feathers in my stomach
tickle nerves running threw my fists
my tongue in a vice of porcelain
while you lie in your own piss

i'm losing to the animosity
twited into something i cannot stand to be
don't strike a nerve
you won't like what you see
unleash my hatefull extasy
no buying time when my whole world goes red
you'd probably be better off ...
021020
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eddie monster i can't take back anything and wouldn't if i could
my squinting eyes don't decieve me
flushed with the color of blood
the feathers in my stomach tickle nerves running threw my fists
my tongue in a vice of porcelain
while you lie in your own piss
i'm losing to the animosity
twisted into something i can't stand to be
don't strike a nerve
inside of me
unleash my hatefull extasy
can't buy time once my whole world goes red
you're probably better off ...
021020
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EDDIE MONSTER hey, am i banned from blather or something?
could that happen
021020
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eddie monster WHATS UP 021020
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jane i don't know what you want me to say to you...is there another way, a way around it?

it is possible you are banned from blather. what makes you think that you are?
021021
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sassilass You wouldnt live in St Louis would you Dear Jane? 021022
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jane no, i'm sorry, i do not. i live in the state of california. why do you ask? 021022
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eddie monster becouse when i typed all that shit it was telling me "you already said that shit" but it wasn't posting it
y'understand
ain't ever happened to you?
owell i see it's there now.
021025
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eddie monster so today at work i had this chic tell me she thinks i'd be a good fuck
too bad she's only seventeen
too bad i'm twenty three and on parole
i'd love to tap that ass
sometimes when i'm driving in my car i get so fuckin angry
people who can't drive should be killed
hook something electrical up to there steering wheel that like electracutes [did i spell that right] there ass everytime they do some stupid shit
I'M TAKING 0VER THIS PAGE
ANY OF YOU MAGOTS QUESTIONS WILL NOW BE REFERRED TO EDDIE MONSTER
JANE YOU ARE MY BITCH
UNDERSTAND
ANY QUESTIONS REFERRED TO ANY ONE BUT ME
WILL NOT BE ANSWERED!
ASK AWAY
IF YOU ASK
YOU WILL BE ENLIGHTENED SHORTLY
021025
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eddie okay, guess no one has anything for me.
fine.
021026
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eddie monster see jane; see how they all like you.
jane jane jane, they all say.
well guess what,
eddie didn't want to talk to any of you any wayz
by the looks of this page, your questions are honestly stupid and i'm glad i'm not bourdened with having to answer them.
buy.
021026
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eddie monster what kind of cigaretes do you smoke?
what color is your hair?
are your pubes the same color?
where do you think you'll be in ten years?
do you love the taste of tears?
i love sensual pain.
twisted nipples.
sore muscles.
poking at bruises.
tell me about your most sensual experience.
021026
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eddie ok, i agree thats a little too personal already.

will you tell me about your happiest experience
021027
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jane my happiest experience was also my most tragic one
i fell in love
he was twenty three
i was almost sixteen
but there were other reasons
worse reasons
we couldn't be together
distance played a part as well

anyway
it's over now
and falling out of love was
obviously
the hardest thing i've had to make myself do
i don't really like to talk about it

but i guess it goes to show you pleasure is laced with pain

by the way, eddie, don't ever call me your bitch again. it goes unappreciated
021027
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kss I recently took all the true loves that had been in storage, and threw them out. it was like cleaning the weird tupperware out of the fridge. sure, it was good at the time, but it's just over, really really really over, and there's no point in saving the little scraps anymore. I thought they were making me happy, but in fact I think they were preventing me from moving on to a new happy.

oh, and my question: to what extent to you think that the statement "love conquers all" is true? some, none? also, if the answer is some, what factors is love more likely to conquer, and what is it more like to be defeated by?
021029
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Daria Why do you put up with Eddie so nicley? If I were you I would have hunted him down and put him on the signup sheet for redneck's cult.
Is your last name Doe?
If it isn't why isn't it?
021029
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jane daria

i believe in tolerance
i figure
people put up with my other side sometimes
i can put up with others'
sometimes it's just bigger, that's all

no my last name is not doe
because neither my mother's nor my father's surname is doe

sorry to disappoint
021030
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jane kss

i believe love conquers all
in all ways
of course there are probably exceptions if you have a bone to pick with me, or if you are just up for an argument

i think that most violence is just people hurting inside
violence is fear-based
people lashing out
and don't you feel safest when you know you are loved?
it is why the 'god' principle is so powerful...it gives people something to believe in. if god is love, and you have faith in god, then you will always be loved, and don't need to be afraid

i'm trying to make this a religion-neutral response...i hope i relay what i'm trying to say sufficiently
021030
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.. .. 021102
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eddie monster i don't understand the things you are talking about
jane im only joking
diarea
oops, i mean daria
can't you take a joke
redneck!
ha!
you wish
i love jane i just have a rude sense of humor
most people hate it, but last time i checked, i don't really give a fuck.
what are words?
physical communication IS the only real communication
we're are all just animals
dogs and cats don't do much talking but they get there fucking point accross.
so maybe god made us to smart for our own good.
how many wars and massacres and sick psycho serial killers have been motivated and acted on from the influence of some sick fucking communication from some sick fuck


thanks for putting up with my shit jane
i am truly a pain in your ass.
hopefully.
021103
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jane no problem 021104
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jane no problem 021104
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critic What are you going to do to make it out of here? What are you doing with your life that makes such a difference in the world? Who are you to tell us what we should be doing? 021113
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eddie whats up jane 021113
...
eddie monster i seen my ex that i haven't seen in five years today and was the only girl other than family that ever meant anything to me. wow, she's changed so much, but strangely is so much the same.
she called tonight and we talked and talked about the old days like old friends. i'm wondering how hard it's going to be to be just a friend. i've had girls that ive been like a bro to but we've never been on that level.
i don't know how my heart and feelings are going to respond. dig?
she's been in a relationship for a few months but i know when we go out and shit some stuff might be inevidable. i know ill want to kiss her, i already want to kiss her and do all the other fun things we used to do, and some more shit i've picked up along the way.
what kinda chic would do that while she's with someone though. she would, trust me, i know. so what the fucks a gut to do?

ps i'm moving to calli soon.
keep in touch
think you can reach me privately at eddiefatsack@yahoo
halla!
021113
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jane do what you want

at least you won't regret it
021114
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eddie monster this simple response is all i get for such a grand life changing situation. your definately no anne landers jane. 021114
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jane thank you i guess

sorry my answer wasn't good enough for you

what would you have wanted me to say?
021114
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eddie monster i want you to be my secret portal into the mind of girls. 021115
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minnesota_chris Jane's response was perfectly appropriate.

Besides, are you really going to listen to her? You've typed so much stupid shit at her already.
021115
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eddn3 you know your wright 021117
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jane thanks m_chris

but i have to say that blather is all about people letting out whatever comes forth and i have no right to restrain anyone

blather_is_blather

but thanks
021117
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eddie monster it sounds like your typin stupid shit minnie mouse
go fuck yourself
021118
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eddie me and jane'll say whatever the fuck we want, so a chump like you can just shut your ears or listen 021118
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* jane! where did you go? I miss you..why are we falling apart... 021118
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minnesota_chris Dear Jane,

If you could spend the following amounts on anything, what would you buy?

$1
$1000
$100,000
$1 million
$1 billion
021118
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icky Dear Jane,

Why do you waste your time with eddie monster? He's such a loser. I'll give 10 to 1 odds he's going to be a trailer trash wife beater.

Icky
021118
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jane *:
i can't tell you where i went unless i know where i was

where [or who] are you?

show your face boldly that i may see
021118
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humanity If anyone else has anything to argue about with Eddie, I suggest the famous
ask_or_tell_eddie
...because this is getting ridiculous.
021118
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jane minnesota_chris

one$: french fries for casey
onethousand$:pay for my car insurance
onehundredgrand:i would eat it
onemillion$:split it up with my friends
my share would go to tuition
onebillion$:i would spend it all on you

aw

it got hard at the end. i don't like having that much power, it makes me really nervous. that's why i would split it up and such. i would buy people things and take people out for dinner all the time. i don't know -- i can never seem to hold on to money
021118
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jane icky:

am i wasting my time? i don't know...it's all a part of the "ask jane" forum, i guess. or am i a victim of the time_famine? time isn't money, despite what they say. it doesn't bother me, except when he insults me, and even then, it's his way of showing he cares
021118
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minnesota_chris I think the only good idea was the french fries. You don't want a nice 100,000 house, or to buy Microsoft? A nice island country? 021119
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eddie monster your a dork.
DORK



jane understands
thats great

i made such an ass of myself last night anyone want to hear about it.

it might make you laugh, you'll surely cringe
021119
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jane mc

no, do you?

if so, here...all the money is yours
021120
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jane eddie

i think you should tell about it on
ask_or_tell_eddie
it might make this page easier to load

see, that's your place
you can call people what you want
instead of using my answer production to produce labels
021120
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Icky Based on your response and your previous definition of love (see above), I hereby retract my question. You two are perfect for each other. Eddie, the monster trailer trash wife beating alcoholic, and you, the "dumb broad" who only knows how to get beaten and won't leave him because he "loves" you and "it's his way of showing he cares." 021120
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eddie monster using your answers to produce labels
come to think of it thats exactly what i do
yo ick, your a pretty balsy funny mothafucker.
stay down fool
clear one thing up though
i'll never beat my women
i'll never be ashamed of myself for living in a trailer
if thats where i end up, i guess a guy like me's just happy to not be under a bridge or back in prison.
don't let everyone elses ideas blind you from true beauty.
something man will never be able to create.

jane, your trying to run me off.
how sad
021120
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jane icky
i'm sorry you have to make assumptions about me to try and understand. i disagree with you -- getting beaten isn't all i know...i've seen other sides, i've been other sides. at least i'm aware of myself; at least i'm trying. what are you trying to do
021120
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jane eddie
you're contradictory
021120
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jane "run you off"? 021120
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eddie you said to start writing on that bullshit page that some dickhead assigned to me
ask or tell eddie feels like time out
021120
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eddie nights go by
when the sun goes down
and your your memory
just hangs around
reminds me of
the things i love
and taking me places
no one else does
021120
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icky What I am trying to do is make you aware that acceptance of certain negative behaviors only encourages it. I fear for you Jane. Perhaps needlessly, but I do. I'm glad you are aware of yourself, but are you aware of others? For others can have a negative effect on you as well. I admire your amazingly patient and accepting approach to everyone, but in the real world this may not be the best way. So what I ask of you Jane, is to please be careful of whom you associate with. That's all I have to say. 021121
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eddie you don't want to hear what i have to say.
i'd like to kick your teeth threw the back of your skull
021121
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j i'm not going to write here again

goodbye
021122
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eddie why 021123
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jane attention:

it was not me that typed that up there. i don't know who did it, but what the fuck? anyways, yes, i'll keep writing here. but you all have to stop taking it so seriously
021123
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jane icky:

thanks for your advice, but, yes, i've been in the "real world", and i do know how it works. unfortunately, the real world and blather have their differences. maybe fortunately...but anyway, i do try to be patient with people; i do believe in a nonviolent actions; that love will go farther than hate. you can think me naive for things that i state, but your judgement will come back to you in the end. i don't feel like i should have to defend myself...that here you should be able to say what you want
021123
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eddie monster thanx,
cause, yo, where's this kid from.
river oaks, bellaire.
ain't you got some stocks to keep track of.
your creepin my whole vibe man.
yo jane, it's a reliefe your back.
i'm drunk
and right now i'm so in love with you
021124
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jane you step into the stream,
but the water has moved on
021128
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eddie monster great, i just needed somewhere to piss. 021219
...
eddie when everything all
seems to be caving in
it's hard to tell
when to say when
when a simple phrase
could mean so much
but to you
it just wasn't enough
i wish you were here
for me to see, touch and feel
i wish you were here
but thats so unreal
021229
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jane red

green

plums strawberries and cream

nobody knows
what you see

hit it

guy walks into a bar
and screams

you'll never even know
darling
021229
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megan can you make it all go away? 021230
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jane for you?

no

but you can
021230
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eddie i love the new positive sounding you 030105
...
jane i love the same negative sounding you 030105
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minnesota_chris Dear Jane,

You're nummy. Love, Chris.

Oh, sorry, that wasn't a question. Um, would you like to move to Minnesota and have babies and churn butter like a prairie wife?
030114
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jane gee, chris, i think you're swell

churning butter and babies aside, i'm a coastal girl. it's california or new york for me

sorry

my greatest regards,
030115
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jane . 030115
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minnesota_chris I was kidding of course, since you do sound like the california type. How's life? 030115
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Plastic Jesus What's the difference between the clock hanging on the wall and the existence of life, reality, and creation? 030115
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jane life is tiring. lot's of stuff to do, lots of papers to write and get in, lots of studying. i'm also trying to find a job, and now i have a couple options and i have to choose between the one i kind of want more and the one i'll make more money at. damn. i feel distant from most people i felt close with. i feel the need for a close connection. i don't know what else. just the desire to reach the next plateau, i guess. sorry if you meant life in general and i just started rambling about my life. how is your life? 030115
...
jane the clock on the wall is a tangible object mankind created to divide what we know as time (in this case, chronos) to make him feel better. mankind wanted to categorize everything in his head, down to memories, moments, etc. the existence of life and reality are two different things. reality would exist without teh existence of life, however, there wouldn't be anyone around to experience it. kind of like the whole tree falls in a forest and no one is around thing. come to think of it, do you think reality would still exist if there was no life to exist within it? anyway, creation was the beginning of this existence of life. god saw the big bang, and rejoiced, for it was good.
was that good? if you want me to be more specific, you have to be as well.
030115
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minnesota_chris I am underpaid and underappreciated, as always. Classes are going well. 030116
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minnesota_chris I made three yummy dishes in the past two days. Pad thai, baked chicken, and ummmm, a weird garlic cheesy potato concoction which got rave reviews at my evening class. 030116
...
jane i didn't know you liked to cook

well, i guess i know now
030116
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minnesota_chris I do! Well, to tell you the truth, I really like to eat, and eat good food, and eat interesting food. And cooking is SOOOO easy for me. And fast. It takes me about one third the time and effort to cook as most people.

Mainly because I don't measure anything, or clean anything until I have to. And it turns out.
030116
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jane that's really great. although it's kind of intimidating when the males cook because then if i cook for them i'm afraid they'll be snobby. not that i have anything to worry about 030119
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minnesota_chris hmmm... 030120
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minnesota_chris oh I was hmmmm-ing because the messages weren't showing up. Most folk aren't cooks. It's part of that punk side of me. I'm unusual... umm... old fashioned and classy. I mean, if everybody is dressing down, I'll wear a tie. 030120
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minnesota_chris oh now I get it... you don't have men in your life right now? Or is it a relationship that you want? 030120
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Lilac ok you two, break it up. 030120
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jane no i meant i didn't have anything to worry about because my cooking is good, not that i didn't have anyone to cook for 030121
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minnesota_chris well that's just cool! 030121
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jane i guess...i don't really cook that often anymore 030124
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minnesota_chris I made the feta stuffed chicken breasts again tonight, they were well received. 030125
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jane breasts are uxually well-received 030127
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jane uxually=usually 030127
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x what tastes good to you? 030127
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minnesota_chris ;) breasts are usually well received? No comment. 030128
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jane it depends
all i can think of right now is strawberries

and ice. i've always liked the taste of ice.

and people's lips when you kiss them..
okay maybe i'm just horny
030128
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minnesota_chris hahaha ya think? 030128
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jane i do think 030128
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e how does that feel? 030201
...
eddies last words to think.
i feel this tingling sensation on the back of my scalp when i really think hard about something and the skin on my forehead crinkles and my eyes kinda squint and i always come up with two or three solutions or reactions so it takes a couple seconds to decide which to choose.

any0ne got a good recipe for chicken cordon blue/don't know or care about real spelling/?
my friends mom cooked that once and it was so good.

i love italian food.
030201
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cube What would you like to know?
030201
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jane thinking feels beautiful
it's like feeling the emotions of colors
it's always a rollercoaster
but learning is even better
thinking is just the first step of that learning process
thinking:sex::learning:orgasm
030202
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jane cube:

i'd really like to know everything, but then there would be no point in living. so, i'll be happy to know as much as i can without going insane
030202
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cube There is, perhaps, not much to tell such a prolific writer such as yourself. Your list of blathes branches into... well, almost everywhere.

Anyway, 'everything' is a bit too large a topic. It's like trying to grapple with the Grand Unifying Theory of physics...
030202
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jane i would like to know more about people and therefore discover more about myself. i want to study humankind like jane goodall studied apes...constant observation. but more so, i want to know about the earth, the universe, and things that aren't necessarily tangible--the kind of things that can't be explained, barely fathomed 030202
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hunter green songs_with_jane 030214
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nore hey jane. ducks' quacks have no echo, and no one knows why. do you? 030218
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jane i think they do have an echo, and you're just being lied to
seriously, though, i looked up some information, and most of the websites that came up said that was, in fact, a myth. the one site that had anything else in it said something like,

"does sound have to be a certain volume to echo?

yes & it depends on the distance it has to travel.
iIf, say a wall, is several kilometres away, it would take one hell of a sound to produce enough energy to travel all the way to the wall & back to you.
if the wall is very close you won't hear an echo because there isn't enough time for your hearing to perceive a delay between what you say & the reflected sound."

so there you have it. that is an urban myth
030218
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jane my friends matt and dave beg to differ. they say that a duck's quack does not echo. they also say that an elephant is the only animal that can't jump, and scientist don't know how cats purr.

matt and dave are good sources of information.

[
"there you have it"
"oh yes, i believe it now.. cause matt said it."
"yes, and matt's the foremost expert on duck technology"
]
030219
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minnesota_chris :) 030219
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minnesota_chris :) 030219
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nore duck technology should be a band. i wonder if it is? do you know, oh all-knowing jane? 030220
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jane it is not a band and a free name for the taking
let me know when you get a gig
030220
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jane dave's a funny guy 030226
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jane i want to ask myself what the hell i think i'm doing
and where i think it's going to take me
030404
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Toxic_Kisses How is it desided as to what to name a color, like why did we name Blue Blue? why don't we call blue squid insted? 030913
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jane blue:

middle english blue, bleu
from old french bleu
of germanic origin
[bhel-]

red:

middle english
from old english rad
[reudh-]

yellow:
middle english yelow
from old english geolu
[ghel-]

i hope these somewhat answer your question. if not, feel free to call blue "squid" from now on. i'm sure it will catch on.
030914
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User24 why is the sky squid?
nah, doesn't have the same ring

my question to you, jane, is:

if you had one thing to say to the world, that could be transmitted perfectly in all languages, at the same time, a message that every man and woman (and in-between) would hear, what would you eat after you'd said it?

heh, but seriously, what would your message be?
030914
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jane i think i would just want it to be quiet for awhile. & then people could tell me something they've needed to say for a long time. cause if i get started it wouldn't be very good for the world. i'd probably play a trick on them all & say i was the messiah 030914
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jane or maybe it wouldn't be a trick 030914
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User24 good answer; if you were to say something, you'd only regret it later. 030915
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jane i just wouldn't know what to say 030915
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TK Jane yea but if I started useing Squid when I said blue then I'd have to start calling squid lampshade and then lampshades would have to be called highlighters and highlighters would then have to be called toenail clippers and so on and so forth!

How does the word pretty coincide w/ plasma?
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jane at the p,
of course!
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jane actually i think a better answer would be lightning 030915
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somebody why are you such a bitch? 030921
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jane how am i a bitch? 030921
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somebody well, perhaps it's your transparent, desperate attempt at charisma, Luren... 030929
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jane perhaps your desperate attempt to affect me was supposed to be significant, but i'm sorry, behind your mask of an unclickable pseudonym you cannot harm me...i have too much going on to care about what you as an unknown thinks, no matter how much you know about me. so come out and fight like a man. 030929
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misstree why do i cry when i see examples of human kindness?

and why does it bother me that i do?
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Dafremen Ummm jane, I hope you dont mind. This question called to me like few others.

Why would you cry when you saw acts of human kindness? Why should we all? Why would we be bothered by another tear's cheeky meander? What's one more tear? What's one more sob to one more lonely heart awaiting its just due?

What's one more poignant moment of irony which realizes for us that these acts of kindness have become the exception and not the rule?

What is one more hole-in-a-soul that awaits filling? What is one more day gone by where our heart and eyes cry for what our brain fails to see? What is one more question flung at the world by the clenched fist of a heart grown weary of lies?

Why would an act of kindness bring tears to our eyes? Why would that bother us?

Would it bother us if acts of kindness where the norm? Would it bother us if every day, kindness was the de facto standard? Would it bother us if everywhere we looked, we saw kindness...if we could search in vain through a lifetime's experience and fail to find an unkind word or act?

Would it bother us THEN if we saw an act of human compassion and empathy? Would we point and laugh at tenderness, if tenderness were our normal mode of expression? Would we laugh so hard and think "WEAKNESS", if we knew the truth behind the STRENGTH of our empathy?

If we could remember that kindness and empathy are our NATURAL modes of expression..if we could see that we have been living a horrible, twisted lie that leaves one with little to do but shed a tear when catching just a brief glimpse of the BEAUTY that is the natural expression of human unity through compassion, would we be so quick to tear down the building blocks of unity then?

Would we be so sure of our actions if we knew that these long buried secrets of human interaction were not myths or some rainbow stuffer's pipedream, but the TRUTH and the reality?

Would we be so confident in our ways?

Or would we perhaps feel a twinge of guilt every time we saw the light at the end of the tunnel and decided to walk the other way?

I'm not sure lovely and deep-rooted tree. What do you think jane?
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Dafremen P.S. somebody-

She is such a bitch because it suits her and has stood her in good stead for many years. Many of us like her that way and will continue to do so, hoping that she doesn't decide to change at least THAT facet of her complex and charming personality. Jane's bitchhood is a crown upon her already great ness. It is the cherry that adds the twist of flavor to the hot fudge sundae that is the sweetness of knowing her.

A better question would be...why were you afraid to ask the question behind your own nick? Let me rephrase that:

Why are you such a sniveling coward?

The fact that YOU ARE ONE, besmirches the good name of bitches everywhere.
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TK oh -fine- you (daf) take out time to answer questions that event arnt on your page but you cant find time to answer my questions, yea this tell me so much more then you expected it to.


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Jane, I liked your lightning answer, makes a lot of sence ^.^
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Toxic_Kisses Oh and daf if misstree wanted -you- to answer her question she would of
gone to ask_dafremen but seeing as how misstree is in Ask_Jane its quite obvious that she was not addressing you but Jane- bc she want Jane- to answer these questions for her. Why is it you seem to assume that your answers would be better then Janes (or any one elses for that matter)?
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misstree tk, what makes you assume that daf's answer wasn't appreciated? i've asked_daf quite a few things before, the biggest reason why i'm asking jane is because i've never asked her anything before, so i pulled a question out of my pineal gland and slapped it down. daf apologized for the intrusion, explained that the question called to him (i can see why, from his recent writings), threw out a bunch more pseudo-questions (you'll note that the only actual statements are beginning and end) and kicked it back to jane in the last bit, showing a bit more courtesy than you are at present... 030930
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Cherry_Springwater Soda or springwater? 030930
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Dafremen Ms. Kisses has her reasons for kicking me in my flabby old tush. I have been less than fair and not as loyal in my first-come-first serve as I should have been. I stand, red handprint on the back of my head and have nothing to say, for it was deserved. I will answer your questions right now. Please accept my apologies. You are right of course TK, that was rude of me. Again, I apologize.

P.S. tree was quite right, love. I didn't think my answers would be better, the question just called to me. I often stop along my daily way when an opportunity jumps out at me like a soapbox waiting to be ranted from. These questions did just that. Apologies again, for the intrusion and my inconsiderate behavior. I hope that the ripples won't linger too long.
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Toxic_Kisses misstree if you'll notice what I said was addressed to daf, not you. I find it interesting that you defend him when he can do so on his own.

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Jane, if you had to substitute everything that is made out of plastic for another material/substance what would you use?
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TK Apologies accepted, greatly appreciated and your completely forgiven ^.^ you know I can't stay upset @ you long 030930
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misstree tk, you assumed my intent incorrectly, and used such as a lever to take offense on jane's behalf. i wasn't defending the old fart, just pointing out where i believed you to be in error.

another question for you jane, throwing back one you asked someone else, if i recall correctly... what do *you* think about girls?

you'll have very busy fingers next time you stop by, i'd imagine, what with all the crabbing followed by questions to justify the crab. :)
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Dafremen P.S. tree's been a loyal friend to me...something I think we both value.

I wish this would end.
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Toxic_Kisses misstree I started this blath and then read over it realizing that not only was it quite long winded but also out of every thing I said it simply boiled down to the fact that your right and Im wrong, I apologize for being so snappish @ you and appreciate you being so reasonable.

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Jane, what will the final end- of everything be like?
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misstree you call that reasonable? tk, i've been snapping at everything and i know it lately, and i snapped at you when it wasn't my place to, and i'm sorry. shall we call it no harm, no foul?

and, continuing with an hours old tradition, jane darlin', are there any beliefs that you hold that you know (or suspect) to be false, but hold them anyway? if yes, what and why?

and, feel free to put my questions off until you've caught up with some others if you want, there's a whole lot here and i'm beginning to feel like we're assigning you homework of a grad student-like proportions. :)
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TK sounds good to me Misstree ^.^


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Jane, what is nothingness? would you please describe it for me?
and like Misstree said about her Q's you can take your time answering mine as well, theres no rush ^.^
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no reason whoa.
where's jane?
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jane in the order they were asked 031007
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jane misstree
i am also prone to crying when i see something touching...but i'm not sure i can tell you why this happens. i can tell you it probably bothers you because we've grown up where crying is associated with a negative circumstance...or that if you cry & don't know why then you must not be strong...which i think is utter bullshit
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jane cherry_springwater
i quit soda so i guess i would have to say water
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jane toxic kisses
i would substitute everything made out of plastic for felt...no apple juice...no, styrofoam...no, water...no...how about i just say synthetic plastic & we call it even
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jane misstree
well that question [what i think about girls] was answered so eloquently by jezabel that i'm afraid to answer it. but for ask_jane's sake i suppose i have to give an answer...i find the female form incredibly aesthetically pleasing...plus i find pleasing a man almost a joke these days, where pleasing a woman is a challenge in which achievement pays off immensely...
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jane tk
the final end of everything will be something like the beginning in reverse
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jane ms. tree
if i suspect any beliefs i hold to be false i feel false
i sometimes feel, oh my god there has to be a higher power...everything happens for a reason...fate brings me to a point...
& then sometimes i feel completely tricked & i slip into my existentialism suit...responsible for my personal past present & future because of my decisions in what to remember & my choices in life [& not making a decision is a decision in itself] & the consequences of my decisions...
but my point is
i seek truth
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jane nothingness is like a word without letters, a sky without pigment
i would say white
but white is a full spectrum
where the "color" black is actually a lack of color
so i would have to say black
but as nothingness has a lack of color
it also has a lack of everything else
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jane ....oh yeah.

no reason:

jane is here
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jane you know, that was alright. i thought i was going to be overwhelmed by answering what seemed like twenty thousand questions...but combing through all the other stuff it wasn't so bad 031008
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minnesota_chris Hi, Jane. I've been keeping up with your fabricated escapades, but I was wondering a couple things...

1. How are you making ends meet? Are you working for the man?

2. Is it worth it? The whole move thing?
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Death of a Rose This is one huge blathe.

oh....sorry...question....hmmm...

Eddie monster sounds quite insane, what do you think?
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Death of a Rose and I found out that lycanthrope, werewolf, and stork daddy are one and the same, so thanks for that one.

and since I've read it all the way through, can you whisper in my ear your dark alias?
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jane minnesota_chris :

hey, remember minnesota_chris_n_jane ? just thought i should throw that out there.

okay, your questions:

1. making ends meet as in paying for school & everything? i have a job working in a seventh grade classroom, but i could go off on a huge diatribe about this job so i'm going to stop right there. i wish i was working for the man because then i would undoubtedly be making more money than i do now [not that i even have time for a job] even though i might have to cope with a little more harassment than i already do. whew...

2. i'm assuming that by "the whole move thing" you mean from california to new york. i'm not really sure yet. i wish i knew someone who came here. i feel like i've watched myself turn into a pessimist & it bothers me. i suppose i'm still going through a culture shock.
a hard question to answer. if i was a magic eight ball i would say, "ask again later."
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jane death_of_a_rose:

let's not talk about eddie monster. it was a long time ago & something i don't like to scroll up to.

oh, you want to know my dark alias? wait, which one was that again?
by now i have more than one. maybe someday there will be a jane_is_also like god_is_also & birdmad_is_also but for now, i have to keep them on the uh, how you say? dl? ooh & if you want a riddle try to figure out what eecp stands for. i think you can ask_eecp himself...

but you do deserve something for having read all this shenanigans. let me know what i can do
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minnesota_chris life is like that... ask again later...

minnesota_chris_n_jane? I do remember, and I put it in my photo album

photos.yahoo.com/minnesota_chris

That page started out with Lilac/Freak/Miss Nakedness having us sittin in a tree, kissing... and ended up with me talking about our age difference. Kissing and age difference... I think about them often.
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Death of a Rose sorry bout the *closet* worm.

hmmm....damn....I'm going to have to go back and read through this all over, just so I won't be repeating some question that has already been asked.

give me another day or two and I'll come up with something for you to part with (if you should decide to, that is).

oops....how about....

Do you want to be a rampaging wenchbeast?
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jane maybe. what will i have to do? 031022
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Toxic_Kisses whats the last dream you remember haveing? 031022
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jane i had had sex with two of the guys in radiohead & lived in this treehouse mansion & one of the radiohead roadies was trying to get with me & i said, you know, usually people get with the groupies to try to get with the band but i already got with them but then i told him that i would & then i just had him wait in the bedroom while i went outside & worked on something 031022
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Toxic_Kisses mmm, intreresting, varry varry interesting *she says in her best Sigmonfroyd imatation while stokeing her chin* 031023
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misstree have you ever heard of bitch_and_animal and/or gotten to see them perform? (i believe they're nyc based). regardles of the yes/no, what is the best performance you've ever been to? do overall or categories or whatever you like, i just want stories. 031025
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jane no i have not heard of them, are they good?

oh god...the best performance i've been to? you know, i worked at a concert venue for three years, so this is tough. actually i saw radiohead earlier this month, that kicked ass. maybe because it's fresh in my mind. ozomatli was always awesome. third_eye_blind was brilliant in 2001. tom petty was great, system of a down, black heart procession, the secretions...i could really go on forever...i've seen a lot of concerts.

i worked at a blackalicious show that was cool, i met my lover there, so that ups the show in points.

what a crazy answer. lo siento
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jane ooh & coldplay at the greek theater in berkeley

good times
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u24 did you get it? 031128
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Dark God I have only one question for you my dear.

Will you marry me, Jane?
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jane u24: did i get what??

[i guess that answered your question...]
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jane ooh how it would be to be married to a dark god...would i become a dark goddess? i do have some fidelity issues...but i'm sure you wouldn't mind that, right? 031209
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u24 the test page guide thingy 031231
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ice the princess lies in tatters
and as her love scatters
my heart shatters
from love that came
like wind and rain
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ice the princess lies in tatters
and as her love scatters
my heart shatters
from love that came
like wind and rain
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ice first time it posted twice 040124
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oldephebe Tell me jane, what new piece are you working on? Is it sculpture, or canvas or or equisite characters etched with a charcoal pencil on really good paper? And is it compulsory or something that was aching in your hands, in your chest to be liberated, given it's own voice? And how connected do you feel to works you do out of sheer inspiration as compared to projects done for a class?
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u24 so watchya doing in London? 040125
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bumpity bump . 040127
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jane oldephebe

i am not really working on a piece. no, that's not right. i am working on a piece. i suppose it's the molding of my brain, and my persona, like clay, they are manipulated in each day i live in this cold city. i love it but it's bitter. i'm working on myself. it's what i do in my spare time
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jane u24:

i just decided to go there. i dont know what i'm going to do there...just wander i suppose. any suggestions?
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Death of a Rose Hi Jane, I don't have any questions for you, just an apology for the call last night.

Thanks again for allowing me to ramble on.
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jane why are you apologizing

if it was something you needed to apologize for, you would have known. i would have hung up on you
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eddie monster it's a place inside
that i'll just pass bye
becouse the pains too much
and i've dug so deep to hide
everything she's said
everything she's done
everywhere i look
webs of lies she's spun
another knotch in my headboard
is a trench dug threw my heart
where i'll bury the remains
of a love i so strongly sought
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Death of a Rose Are you made of 90% water?

Can expressions be compressed?

Does passion for something mean losing sight of everything else?

Is peak_oil a valid theory?

Are you ever scared?

When aren't you busy?

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REAListic optimIST jane, i've blather stalked you for so long, i've restalked many of your blathes. i'm so intrigued by your words.

is my attraction carnal or nurturing?
what is intrigue?
why am i embarrassed to admit this?
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jane d.o.a.r.::

percentages are a manmade measurement. the earth is 80 percent water. my tides are also controlled by the moon.

expressions can be compressed, but only if you don't mind their meaning to be abbreviated as well.

passion can give one tunnel vision, yes. but like everything, it has its exceptions. this is why keeping a special space for those objects of passion is important. for example, an artist passionate about art should have a studio space, even if it's in a specific corner of the room, to do artwork. nothing else should be done in this space. it has something to do with the way energy travels cyclicly from air through the body & out again. that was a little tangential, but i hope it was sufficient.

peak_oil. of course it's a valid theory. but you didn't need me to tell you that.

of course i'm scared. i'm frightened to my bones. it's not difficult to admit, but it's difficult to overcome. face my fears? what if i'm afraid of killing myself? how do i face that?

i'm always busy. busy when i'm sleeping, in my waking_life, working - just finished school. dealing with an uninsured vehicle, with money, with my father & his inability to emote, with the fact that my insurance stopped paying for my medication. even if i'm not physically active, i'm always busy. when are you not busy?

realistic.oh::

your attraction is perhaps intrigue, although i don't know exactly what you've been reading. if it's jane's_fabricated_escapades, your attraction just might be carnal. actually that could be nurturing as well. i don't think the two are mutually exclusive. it's both, baby.

intrigue comes from the unknown. when something unknown is presented as a stimulus, the response will most likely go at least one of these ways: confusion, rejection, fear, or intrigue. intrigue just happens to those who are willing to take risks, usually those with an open mind. i think.

i don't know why you're embarrassed; perhaps you were afraid my response would be that of disgust or cautiousness. blather_stalking to me is the ultimate compliment. those of us who have been here longer have learned that blather is a place we can pour our hearts out into the river of blue blood. it's dangerous in that way, because if someone criticizes it, that means they criticize the inner core of our soul. i try to write truly & unforgivingly. if you like what you've read, i gratiously accept your stalking & the fact you had enough courage to tell me so.
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REAListic optimIST i appreciate your unblinking candor. i always thought you were older than you are because you seem to have a wisdom which belies your years.

i like what your response about intrigue implies about my state of mind and being, that i am open and willing to take risks. i feel that i am certainly open, however my willingness to take risks comes and goes. i work to nurture that part of myself, however.

sorry to clutter up your ask page with my ruminations based on your answers. without further ado, i'll get to the questions:

have you ever gone on an adventure during which you relied almost solely on the kindness of strangers? if so, would you care to tell us about it? Have you ever encountered someone who embodied peace/love and felt it bleed into you? if so, would you care to describe that person, and your mindset at the time, and how the two inter-related? if not, would you care to hazard a guess as to why not?
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Death of a Rose What if RO and I fought on if_love_is_a_battlefield, who would be the victor? (don't bother answering this one as I would take a lance in the chest to let RO win because he deserves it)

Would you sacrifice something to become what you always envisioned yourself to be? If so what would it be?

What would make you happy?

Would you let someone decorate you with bodypaint?

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u24 how did you find out that qwerty is a scrabble word (see qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm)? 060426
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oren Why does the name "Jane" remain sexy throughout the ages? 060426
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monkey out in space can i call you juana? 060426
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jane r.o.:

i find your first question interesting because although i have reflected on my trip to europe, i have never really analyzed it from such a perspective. i'd like to skip over all of the horrible things that happened to me there, but i will say this: i learned a lot about my own resourcefulness in those ten days than i think i ever would have otherwise. i did have to steal food to eat but it's not like i was dining & dashing. by the time i got to the airport (the second time) to fly home, i had to wait in standby. there was a woman also waiting who said i looked hungry & bought me lunch. i'm not sure if this is the kind of thing that she did all the time, but the fact that she offered it to me was incredible. so shines a good deed in a weary world , as they say.
it might sound maudlin, but i feel my mother is an absolute embodiment of unwavering optimism. part of me doesn't even dare try to describe her, but i will say that she has a perpetual smile on her face that warms the room.

sorry for the brevity on this answer, & the delay
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jane doar:

i'd like to think that life is about making daily sacrifices to become what we think we should be. i'm a hypocrite, however, because i don't live for the future. i've gotten pretty good at living in the present, & this bothers many people. wheres your ira account? where do you see yourself in ten years? you've got to choose a ladder to climb. you have excellent skills, why don't you apply yourself?
dunno. i guess i just like to paint.
speaking of paint... i would love for someone to decorate me with body paint. i've painted people & been painted on with acrylics, & the resulting sensuality is intoxicating. mm.
what would make me happy? you know its funny, i was at a bar last night & this inebriated weirdo lady sat down next to me while i was smoking outside & asked me if i was happy. i told her i used to have to think about that answer but i can say now without hesitation that i've found a good balance in my life at this point. i'm doin pretty good. if i had to choose something though, it would probably be to never worry about money. i like working, & i like earning money, but the anxiety that comes along with a lack of finances is overwhelming.
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jane u24:

when i was getting hardcore into playing scrabble on my phone, i got the official scrabble dictionary. i just found qwerty by flipping through the q's. not very interesting, i'm afraid.
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jane oren:

it started out as an english form of jehanne, an old french feminine form of johannes. i guess my answer for everything is to go back to its roots. but there's something aesthetic about its roots, dont you think? & then i think with the grunge period in the nineties, what was once plain became lovely again. haha who the hell knows
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jane & no, you can't call me juana. 060501
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stork daddy what should i do? 060502
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oren Yes, I_agree. Roots do provide an aesthetic perspective to life in_general. 060502
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jane my dear s.d.

- you should be happy -

- you should call me -

- you should drink a bottle of cheap wine with me -

- you should stop worrying about things -

- especially what you should be doing. -

- love you, J. -
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poet what is your favorite movie and why? 070502
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stork daddy you're absolutely right. 070503
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jane i can't choose a favorite movie!!!

right now i've been really into the big lebowski, stranger than fiction, flight_from_death... actually just various documentaries. jesus_camp was totally crazy. um... i grew up on old musicals like guys and dolls or west side story.. i love silent movies. i would just have to say i'm really not into hollywood movies. even things that people raved about , like 300, i thought was creative and visually stunning, but at the same time i was thinking these people don't deserve all the money they have to do these films. um i also really like waking_life - for a long time i was saying that was my favorite movie. i have been trying to appreciate something at least little about every film i see.
for the most part, i will say that i like movies that tell a good story, or just have very dynamic characters (like all wes_anderson films), or are visually beautiful (like the_cell or even tron).

i dunno.
maybe it would be easier if you gave me a list of movies and i could just tell you what i thought of them? ( jane_asks )
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u24 ducks quacks do echo. they showed it on mythbusters.

what are you doing, besides the obvious?
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u24 i remember what my real question was now; got sidetracked reading your ask page. you dealt with eddie very calmly for the sixteen year old you were then.

why "jane"? I don't think anyone's asked you that. maybe everyone's jumped to the obvious-but-wrong conclusion.
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jane {jane_asks : what is the obvious-but-wrong conclusion? is it wrong?}

right now i'm at work. i've made a point of doing absolutely no work all week. unless taking my boss' condescending bullshit with stride is considered work, i'm doing a pretty good job of getting away with nothing.

why jane.
i'm not so sure anymore, to tell you the_truth.
when i first started getting on the internet about a decade ago, and getting into chat rooms, i never wanted to use my real name. not only did i not like it, but i was afraid of net predators. so i chose the name april, which seemed like a nice little suburb girl name/persona i could hide under.
well my aol account got hacked into, and i had to choose a new name. for whatever reason, i chose jane.
it came from the jane's_addiction song jane_says.
i still love that song. it reminds me of my first love.
then i found blather almost exactly seven years ago, and after a year of reading, i decided to write, and again, felt the necessity of a pen name.
jane it was, and jane it is, and jane it shall be, s'long as i'm on blather.
tah dah
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jane funny, i was just reading through this and i'm pretty sure after all this time i know who that "somebody" is who called me a bitch.

not many people used the accent over my a.
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jane this was on the home_page & i was happy. 070627
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Strideo wow, you've been asked a lot of questions!

useless fact: as of this blathe the word "bitch" has appeared on this page twelve times.
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Lemon_Soda Okay, here are a few good ones:

What happened to oldephebe?
Why doesn't Emptyness_Alive post anymore?


would really like to know.
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jane man, i really like oldephebe! i think he's still around somewhere. maybe just wishful thinking, but i hope not.

i don't remember emptyness_alive but i hope s/he doesn't get offended by that. maybe s/he is just using a different name. i have seen newbies come in and choose a few different names to begin with until they settle into one. or not... i would be embarrased for someone to expose jane_is_also (a_la birdmad_is_also, god_is_also)
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jane hasslebot: don't forget to: write letters & send them 071107
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jane bitch bitch bitch 071227
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REAListic optimIST why do airports make me so horny? 071227
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u24 the obvious-but-wrong conclusion is that jane is your name. 071228
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jane sometimes strangers are seductive. and strangers ready to take flight, or those that have just landed, are vulnerable, in a state of confusion, deer in the headlights. and the power of the motors, and wheels and wings, is overbearing. and you're going somewhere far & distant, somewhere people have fantasies about, and you don't have to stop for directions. and you've got everything you need right there, with you, in 3 oz. or smaller containers that fit into a quart-size bag. 071228
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Lemon_Soda Within what country do you reside? 071228
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jane i'm in the u.s. 071228
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pete how is it after spending a week with the folks and not seeing anyone but family (almost literally too, and not that there's anything wrong with that), that the day after i return home an old friend stops by my folk's place looking for me using the ambigious term of 'home' (does he mean my apartment--his brother lives somewhere around here--? our hometown?) when inquiring about my whereabouts in about a week?

that's a rather long question. a more condensed version: why is it that i always leave too early after feeling like i've stayed too late?
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jane pete, i hate to answer your question with a question, but in order to answer your original question, i'll need an answer to this question:

does this only happen when you're with your family, or friends, or what?
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jane sorry, the load time for this page is reee diculous.

move it on over
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dafremen Which weighs more:

Time in a bottle? Or a bottle of time?
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