minnesota_chris Neal Boortz It would seem that the Neal Boortz bobblehead doll has attracted the interest of a young Afghan girl in Kabul. Also, if you could see the enlarged picture you would note that his golf club is broken. Probably the work of the Taliban who outlawed golf and cancelled the PGA Tour stop in Afghanistan when they took over. 021212 ... minnesota_chris fuck you. you're really pissing me off. 021212 ... SuicidalAngel I dunno - is it supposed to be funny? 021212 ... unhinged i haven't forgotten that you wanted a picture. i haven't gotten them from my friend yet. soon. smile. it's just blue words. 021212 ... doc holleytruck i want to cover your writing in fudgy bananas 021213 ... gay gizmo let me just take this time to profess my undying love for minnesota chris...i dunno what it is...just somethin about ya that always keeps me coming back for more!! :) 021213 ... minnesota_chris um... that's... sweet. 021213 ... p2 "yes, yes, very sweet... for me to poop on!" - triumph, the insult comic dog sorry, the fudgy banana comment made me do it 021213 ... jimmy hoffa Boo! 030127 ... minnesota_chris shit it's jimmy hoffa back from the dead, to blather about me! 030127 ... minnesota_chris this page is just weird. Not an artsy literary sort of weird, more of a "dream with no pants on" sort of weird. 030127 ... Arwyn well, you ask me on a different blathe how mommyhood is treating me... I'd say fairly. I mean, I really don't feel pregnant or anything (aside from the nausea and being tired all the time). I just feel like i have the flu... :) 030128 ... minnesota_chris my brother and sister-in-law just had a kid, like a week ago. They're home now of course, recovering (c section). They are still in shock about it... once in a while they hear him cry, and think "oh my gosh, where'd that baby come from?" 030128 ... Arwyn lol... now that's a beautiful story... I heard one really bad morning sickness story from a friend.. i guess she was at work and had to go to a big meeting, but wasn't feeling well, told her boss, but he said (just like a man) you have have to be there... so she went and within five minutes she threw up all over the conference table... needless to say she went home... I'm so happy I haven't had that kind of trouble... but good lord is that sad... in a funny way 030128 ... minnesota_chris that's hilarious! Sally, is there something you want to add? URRRFFFFFF 030128 ... spoons I had a dream about you last night... It was really really weird... especially considering you have no idea who I am and I no idea who you are The weather was perfect all damp and rainy. I was carrying a bag, and I was just walking past this restaurant and through the window I caught sight of you out of the corner of my eye. And I was just like "OMG MINNESOTA CHRIS!" and threw myself up against the glass. Then you looked up and saw me so I ran in becuase I wanted to meet you cuz its a hey i sorta know you from blather thing... So i ran in to go meet you but you got this horrified look on your face and you just took off running you were running into people and jumping over tables just to get away from me... then I was sad and when i finally lost sight of you I just turned around and left... everyone pretended nothing happened...and im just like YOU DONT GET IT! THAT WAS MINNESOTA CHRIS! The End 030220 ... minnesota_chris that happens to me all the time. I have a press agent. 030221 ... :-* is the coolest. no better way to put it. 030221 ... :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :- I want to give him many mini kisses. 030325 ... ...too scared to leave a name... minnesota_chris could be really really cool, he's really funny sometimes, but there's just something about him that seems downright scary, and not in a scream 2 way, more a norman bates way. Sorry. 030509 ... User24 lmao@above comment! I must register my disagreement, here and stick up for a fellow blather_hacker you rock! 030509 ... minnesota_chris I am downright scary. Blahhh!!! Come here little girl. Yesterday and today I was teaching first graders. I'm not sure how this relates to me being scary. I guess I was kinda scary when I was threatening to send notes home to their moms. I can be pretty creepy and annoying when I'm feeling lonely. 030509 ... User24 minnesota_chris > look at funshiney_test_page it is fixed. 030517 ... minnesota_chris ta very much, you're a diamond geezer. 030517 ... somebody you are a rock, and one that is needed for many people. you deserve to be happy. 030625 ... elimeny hahahahahaha.... that is frightening, i know i wouldnt want to be a first grader in your class... "nooooo mr minnesota_chris! please dont send a note home to my parents!!" 030824 ... minnesota_chris *scowls at the little brats* GRRR they all wanted to sit in my lap. 030825 ... elimeny who wouldnt? hehehehe 030829 ... trustme plenty 030829 ... whitechocolatewalrus Hi! Just thought I'd say "hi minnesota chris, how goes it for you? hopefully splendid." Anyway, yes, I have this cool story for you. Do you want to hear it?...Oh, probably not. Oh well, maybe some other time. SEe yOu sooN:) 031216 ... pipey made me my ask_pipedream page, and showed me that cool google thing, and sent me my first e-mail from a fellow blatherskite. chris is me blather godfather :D 031217 ... minnesota_chris (with stuff in his cheeks) I'll make ya a blather you can't refuse... Oh, and as long as we're typing lowbrow nonsense, what is your story? 031217 ... whitechocolatewalrus Haha, okay, if you really want to hear it. It goes like this.... there was once a sheep who had this friend named hippo. hippo and sheep did everything together. i think they even went ice skating one time, but that's besides the point. anyway, hippo and sheep decided that they wanted everyone to knew about the wonders of flying. (this was back in the day before birds and stuff, yeah..) they would find a tree that looked easy enough to climb, but they wound't climb to terribly high. they would tip toe out to the end of the branch, usually sheep would go first because sheep was made of wool. sheep would JUmP and flap her legs as hard as she could and float gracefully to the ground. hippo was always in awe of sheep because his descent was always a bit more... rough. hippo would take a really long time standing at the end of the branch so that he could muster up enough courage to take the flight. he would always land with a bit of a boom and a shake. one day hippo and sheep invited all the rabbits and dogs and ferrets and other animals out to the tree field and did hours of demonstrations. from that day on you would see all types of animals flying out of trees, thus the creation of animals with wings. the end. 031217 ... pipers yeah, so what did the walruses do then? huhuhuhuhuh? and the octopus and the yellow submarines, submarines have feelings too you know.. 031218 ... whitechocolatewalrus walruses are grey and sleep all day, but that is another story entirely. yellow submarines didn't exist because, remember, this was in the time before birds, get it? and for the octopi, they of course are not pink, as commonly assumed, but black. they originated from the underground, but as the water kept flowing and expanding, octopi discovered that they liked the way the water felt on their outer shell and abandoned their underground abode to live in the water. this would exlude them from the tree jumping/flying demonstrations because they had never once set a tenticle on land before. fish can fly though, but this would all be explained in the other story that the grey, sleeping walruses refer to. 031218 ... pipedream there have always been yellow submarines, i have a fossil to prove it too! the submarines used to live in caves and ate only twinkies, but then they got bored of that when they were trying to get jiggy with one particularly foxy octopi and decided to camp out in the water for a while. the wooer submarine did, and he liked it so much that he invited his family to stay, and the rest as they say, is history. or herstory. mbwahaha. 031218 ... miss... er just some random anonymous person chris, do you speak russian? 031219 ... minnesota_chris *stares at you in a daze* octopi... twinkies... jimmy_hoffa... Um. Hi. Yes I speak Russian, miss anonymous person with a black x on her lips. Shto tebe nado (what do you need?) 031220 ... mt dangit! i shoulda made you speak russian to me. darn my negligence. bah. (i just love hearing the language. 's yummmy.) 031220 ... endless desire ooooooooooooah! 031231 ... endless desire oh i am so entertained 031231 ... minnesota_chris so call me already. I got this cool Minnesota postcard to send you. 040103 ... endless desire id call you but you wouldn't understand a word i said. i'll wait until the swelling goes down a bit more. wisdom_teeth 040103 ... randomly recent dressed as buddha. ! 040128 ... octopi wearing twinkie suit can i bite you? 040128 ... minnesota_chris I am at peace 040128 ... oldephebe So you have seen the other side of soy eh? whoooo methan clouds a rollin' cross the desert sands...hmm gastronomic or rampant lower intestinal discharges in the pursuit of a clean colon and a heart and arterial thoroughfares scoured of all or most impediments..cholestoral..acclusions.. man..what a price! 040128 ... minnesota_chris not quite so bad, I guess... I only use my home brew soy milk when I want to eat cereal... real milk will give me much worse gas actually this page gets worse and worse. Anyone know a booger joke? 040128 ... pipers oh oh, i do! there's this cave where a cannibal lives, and nobody's ever had the guts to go explore it, so one day an intrepid indy-aspirer decides to go check it out. so he goes into the cave, and he hears a voice echo- 'im gonna getcha, im gonna eatcha' eerily. he's really spooked, but goes on. again, the voice echoes through the cave. knees quaking, he advances into a pool of light where he sees...a boy, digging around in his nose, and telling the 'treasure' he finds 'im gonna getcha, im gonna eatcha'. *canned applause* heh 040128 ... booger joke lover eh heh heh 040128 ... minnesota_chris yay! pipedream is always good for a booger joke when you need one. 040205 ... pipers hahaha glad ta be o' service :D 040206 ... minnesota_chris it's not a message board, it's a writing website. So it's better for writing, and worse for communication. 040206 ... dosquatch Did you ever get the rest of my answer about the underscore and apostrophe thing? 040530 ... u24 Your comments often make me laugh. for the right reasons. just thought you should know. :-) 040621 ... minnesota_chris thank you! I know I'm not the most creative person on here, and I'm not a great writer. All I can shoot for is amusing. 040621 ... sameolme I'm amused, thanks. Where is tree? 040621 ... minnesota_chris I have her locked in my basement! No, actually she is in Colorado till winter. She wrote about it in letting_go. 040621 ... u24 not amusement as in funny. your comments often have two meanings. your wisdom often shows in them. I think you are easily mis-judged. 040624 ... !! really, i think i love you 040624 ... minnesota_chris I love you too U24. Let's make beautiful blathes together. I'm just picking at people, really. Mean in disguise! 040625 ... iNsEcUrE_GoTh_GiRl i've read only a few of your blathes, but you seem to pop up everywhere lol. not that thats a bad thing. i find you complex and very interesting. methinks i may blatherstalk you...... any objections? 040812 ... minnesota_chris hell no. I blatherstalk me all the time. As long as we're talking about you... you're a brit teenager, right? 040812 ... misstree i think that everyone should stalk chris. give him a taste of his own medicine. and entertain him with bizarre messages at every opportunity. and then stop once you don't lurve him anymore. *sniff* ;) 040812 ... Piso Mojado maybe you would like to fedex me some fresh bread? :) 041022 ... thunderbuck ram You bothered to welcome me to blather. That was enough. 041022 ... kookaburra is not thinking straight. At all. i've been meaning to call you... *puts it on her to-do list and then forgets what she was doing. throws to-do list into the list* and that has been my life recently 041023 ... kookaburra is not thinking straight. At all. ha ha see? there it is again! i forgot what i was doing in the middle of my sentence again so i just repeated list. *throws to-do list into trash* you know, it really isn't nice to make fun of stupid people. (sighs) it is 3:30 am, and i cant type. good night. 041023 ... minnesota_chris hey don't throw me in the trash!?!? 041023 ... emmi hey i am starting to think minnesota chris had something to do with this. (just a thought) http://www.theminx.com/iss3vol2/sturho.htm 041129 ... missing in action? 041129 ... fix 041129 ... Bespeckled You ARE randy yourself! You totally personalized your "who blathes" page. 041216 ... Bespeckled It just occurred to me - isn't "randy" British slang for horny? I meant it to mean "cool," so sorry if i called you horny in two separate blathes just now. 041216 ... minnesota_chris when I read that, I thought "how did she find out I'm randy!?!" 041217 ... minnesota_chris hmmm... a handful of minnesota_chris posts, and then someone writes in chritysjournal, pretending to be her, about taking a monstrous poop... LOOK OVER THERE! *runs away* 041217 ... yeah dot "Someday, the earth's core will cool, and the earth will turn completely solid. The magnetic field will end, and solar radiation will strip this planet of our atmosphere. The sun will expand and burn off all the planet's water. But all these things haven't happened yet, and this morning was quite beautiful." - everything_is_temporary 050102 ... Somebody that I used to know Just thought I would say I enjoy you. Maybe I mean it, maybe I dont. 050111 ... minnesota_chris so write something! My life is so dry and boring. Write something for me to savor! 050112 ... misstree we got a foot of snow here and it was just pixie dust everywhere, sparkling like mad with just the least bit of light. we made snow angels and left our little marks in the virgin yard. for a week now the passing of every little creature has been marked. and the streets became a playground, driving no longer a precise science but an experiment in sliding to best advantage and keeping momentum on tractionless hills. a little bit of joyful thought just for you, babe. 050112 ... pipedream mm. pretty. 050113 ... iNsEcUrE_GoTh_GiRl yo minnesota chris, howz you? long time no stalk i forgot how fascinating you are. a very merry unbirthday to you! hmm. today is my quirky comment day. must be tuesday. wait having said that....it's thursday. you obviously just provoke these strange outbursts in me. a useful quality to be sure. so speaks the brit teen. 050113 ... minnesota_chris you can't say it's my unbirthday, if it's my birthday! but it's not my birthday. I'm just sitting here picturing the clumps of white in misstree's dark curly hair. 050113 ... Piso Mojado 4222005 050512 ... tessa chris chris chris i've never been to minnesota what colour is it? 071006 ... minnesota_chris we get all the colors here. Now the trees are green, tipped with gold and bright red. Here the people come in all colors as well. I work in a school packed full of Mexicans and black kids. And one or two lost looking white kids. 071007 ... jane remember when that bridge collapsed? were you on it? 080605 ... minnesota_chris no, only perhaps a dozen or two people were involved with that. 080605 ... MN Dweller When the bridge went down, a writer for the STrib wrote, "Then I realized it: this is our 9-11". I was like, Shut the Fu&k Up. It was nothing like 9-11 whatsoever. Or perhaps M_C feels that it was; I shall defer to him. 080605 ... minnesota_chris well, stupid, avoidable. But sort of a stupid, watered down version, and Minnesota is pretty good at stupid, watered down versions of things. So maybe they're similar. Unless you think that 9/11 was a controlled demolition for insurance money. 080605 ... margaux hmmmm i'll have to think about that. 080606 ... dosquatch from blatherskites_I_miss, 080503: "and then the program told me that I wouldn't be licensed, and that I was out of the program." Whoa, what the fuck's up with that? What happened, dude? 080721 ... minnesota_chris shit sucks is what's up colleges can charge you for every class and then decide not to give you a license or degree. 080722 ... dosquatch True, but they tend to give a reason. When they don't, the action seems capricious and could potentially drive future students away from the institution. Such things make boards uneasy... (also, when they don't, the reasons tend to actually *be* capricious or political, which tend to make boards angry) There should be an appeals process. Have you looked into that with your academic advisor? 080722 ... f Minnesota Chris, your're just some sad teenager that has never left America and have no intention to. Maybe it's time to change your mind? 080722 ... spell thingy *you're* 080722 ... lunatic jesus Wow. What a douchebag thing to say. You've just earned yourself a time_out in purgatory, mister. 080722 ... fred yeah, my names Fred, Fred West. who are you? i bet i murdered and fucked more dead bodies than you did. 080722 ... Fellow North Starrer Minnesota Chris is a fine guy and your berating him for no reason at all only makes you look bad, Fuffle. Rock on, M_C. And good luck with the degree. 080722 ... minnesota_chris all of my pages end up weird and yes, at the tender age of 38, I am still a teenager, though I have lived in Russia and Romania. I am rather stuck in America and should get the hell out. You're a shit raking teenager, and I should know, because I'M ONE TOOOOOOO!!! 080723 what's it to you? who go blather from