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whirligirl
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Do I look like a weirdo?
It is I your newest Superhero!
It is I,
Captain Vegetable!
With my carrot and my celery.
Eating crunchy vegetables
Is good for me.
And they're good for you, So eat them, too. For teeth so strong,
Your whole life long,
Eat celery and carrots by the bunch...
Three cheers for me, Captain Vegetable!
Crunch, crunch, crunch!
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el chorizon
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coincidentally the name for what was once, according to guiness, the largest rooster ever to have lived...
larger than a good-sized thanksgiving turkey
killed four cats and a number of other roosters and inflicted a number of injuries on his owner...
a big bird to be sure
but certainly no friend of mister snuffleupagus
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silentbob
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i never meant to be the thorn in your side
i never meant to be that blister on your toe
i never meant to be chancer on your mouth
or the hangnail on your finger that just keeps ripping away
all i ever wanted was to be your dear frined (with benefits)
you should have told me to back off
said stop breathing down my neck
stop standing on my cape
i don't like your kind round_here
don't let the door hit your pretty little ass on your way OUT
alli ever wanted was to show you enlightenment
to be your friend
to share thoughts and ideas to take away the boredome of everyday life
but that's not the way you wanted it
we didn't see eye to eye
i never wanted to be the fly in your soup
i never wanted to be the smudge on your glasseye
the tear in your contact
the split seam on your new pair of gloves
the weird guy in the hall you always avoid
you should have said "Back fucking off, you're stepping on my nerves" impatiently
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Thyartshallshant
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=Thyartshallshant
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Tank
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my middle name...
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flonto
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i need to learn how to read soon.
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flo
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i mety a man who had the nailed hands of jesus tattooed all over his body, he was a wierdo. mock surreality is just an indication of too much time and too little imagination.
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flo
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though i really like silentbobs last effort.
printed it out in fact so its in the real world now as well
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flonto
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i also need to get a computer
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adam
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lesbian is a word that always stumps me, because for some reason it has middle-eastern connotations for me, it's like someone says, "hi, im a lesbian" and i start smelling incense and seeing turbans and camels or something, i know i'm weird, i know i'm stupid, please just ignore me.
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monee
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i'm a weird weirdo
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birdmad
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i'm an old weirdo
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041217
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falling_alone
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hello. i'm the one who's hair never seems to stay in place, the one who always makes situations more awkward than remotely possible, i'm the one who babbles on and on at times when not sure what to say
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041217
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pfah!
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my family still thinks i'm wierd
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frayedvine
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honestly, what a weirdo. What an absolute, unequivocal weirdo. WHAT THE HELL IS YOUR PROBLEM, WEIRDO. People are just too much.
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060802
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found it!
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adam has a mania for such blathes, it appears. this is the sixth instance i've found so far...
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minnesota_chris
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I weird out the weirdoes.
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what's it to you?
who
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