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me? i want to know why its spell checker thinks that i is the only lower case letter that is spelled incorrectly when on its own... is it that they are trying to tell me that i am more important than i think? or that i am too stupid to know what i'm tryin to say? 991216
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Salut I want to know why its spell checker thing thinks that um, thingy, and hmmm aren't words 991216
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For sure! this company....something to do with computers....rather large, methinks. 000712
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SaxyWeed if anyone has windows 95 or 98 go to run and type in c:concon and try to run it 010517
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SaxyWeed bahhhh!! it no workiewith the special character. put a backslash after : and after the first "con" \ 010517
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SaxyWeed That works c:\con\con 010517
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SaxyWeed isn't it kinda stupid that dos/windows uses the backslash in the first place? 010517
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SaxyWeed Y'all hear about O J Simpsons webpage??

http://\\\///\////\\\oj.com//\/

get it?
yes i know it was a stupid joke. i was just thinking about the backslah and slash.

I'm sorry.

i didn't mean to do it.


JUST STOP MAKING FUN OF ME!!!!!!
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phil netscape communicator
red hat linux
open office
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User24 sorry phil, but as a professional website programmer (PHP, mySQL, etc) I have to say that MSIE beats nutscrape hands down.

I mean, come on, what were nutscrape thinking of when they released NS7? puh-lease.

NS is just wank.

and don't even get me started on NS for MAC (mind you, at least on the mac, MSIE sucks, too.)
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phil what was I saying? 030704
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imaskitzo Internet Explorer = worst broswer out there... it's so slow, it's pathetic.

Opera and Mozilla rocks.
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Strideo I'm using Mozilla now. I love the tab browsing feature.
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stork daddy bill gates got the name for this company from a nickname his first girlfriend had for his penis. is there any truth to that rumor? 040324
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Bill Gates first girlfriend yes 040324
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Strideo sounds like an urban legend . . .
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imaskitzo microsoft is not a good nickname for the penis... lol 040325
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kookaburra i am going to kill microsoft
see, i had written a poem...
i very good poem...
(it was about my dream about crack.)
i was just about to send it when all of a sudden an error message comes up saying that msn has to shut down. i try to get out of it, but i cannot escape. i must watch in horror as my poem went down the drain.

i rewrote it though. its on creative-poems.com under the username kookaburra if you want to see it. its title is crack.
my name on the site is I Sing In The Shower
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thieums One who uses lousy software
To loose his work must be aware
That's Murphy's law all in action
That's Microsoft design fashion...

(meesa can do some poetry too)
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Smurf Ingvar Kamprad, founder of Ikea overtook Bill Gates as the richest man in the world not long ago! 040423
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Strideo you can't kill microsoft because its a corporation but you can Kill Bill.
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kookaburra i need to go see part II, but my mom wants to come with, and im not sure if im ready for that.
and i can so kill bill gates.
i'll just hit god's master delete button.

"in a perfect world, life come with a reset button."
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kookaburra *comes

"because in a perfect world, i could hit the reset button and fix this mistake before it happens"
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Smurf Life doesn't come with a reset button? 040424
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kookaburra only in video games...
*sigh*
why wasnt i born to be mario or lara croft?
sure they die horrible deaths, but then they pop back alive again, and unscathed.

"i am the invisible superhero"
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minnesota_chris Bill Gates is no longer the richest man. He is now poorer than the creator of the furniture store IKEA.

Number 3 is the owner of the Aldi stores.
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kookaburra Smurf said that o_O 040425
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minnesota_chris haha I was wondering where I found that out. Oh well, blather_is_a_circle.

Either that, or I'm just a senile old man.
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Smurf I'm senile too!! 040425
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Smurf WooohHOOoo 040427
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Yahoo! Search Microsoft to Preview New Search Engine

1 hour, 12 minutes ago
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. Microsoft has long offered a search engine on its MSN Web site, but the technology behind it has been powered by subsidiaries of Yahoo Inc. 041109
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119 Mountain View, Calif.-based Google has already beat Microsoft to the desktop, having launched its desktop search tool in mid-October. 041109
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1231 Passport fails to travel far as Web strategy

3 hours ago
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1 hour ago Microsoft yesterday unveiled the Microsoft-built search engine, MSN Search in attempt to take on Google and Yahoo! in the competitive search market.

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46 minutes ago Microsoft Plans Free Anti-Spyware Program 050215
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