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[door opens, man walks in only to be struck about the head with a cudgel] [CLUNK!] ANGRY PATRON: "Ooh!" MAN WITH CUDGEL "No, no, no, you've got to hold your head like this [covers head, demonstratively] and go "waaa!" [Man with Cudgel strikes Angry Patron again] "OOOH!" MAN w/ CUDGEL "Noooo, you're supposed to hold your head and go "WAAAA!" [Man w/ Cudgel strikes Patron again - patron covers head] WAAA! MAN w/CUDGEL Better! ANGRY PATRON Now hold on a minute, i want to complain. Is this the complaint department? MAN w/CUDGEL No, this is being-hit-on-the-head-lessons ANGRY PATRON [walking out of office door] What a stupid concept
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