jesus emma fuck 980901 ... jeff a wise man, perhaps. wise enough to stop the madness that involved his life? apparently not. look what we have now... 980905 ... Caine Am I the only one here who is so terminally unhip as to compliment Jesus? 980920 ... fifteen hello, my name is jesus christ, and i have somethin to say. set a fire in your heart, never let it go out, cause this is the new jerusalem. please, don't get hung up on me, and please don't wear me around your neck. carry on my message but forget my name. please do not nail me, for i've had a long day. i'm just the same as you: the whole universe is inside of all of us. please do not worship me, it makes me feel uncomfortable, like there's a lack of equality. i'm just the messenger, i'm not the message. 980921 ... caty Caine. 981012 ... heidi replied: "'Love the Lord your God with all your heart and with all your soul and with all your mind.' This is the first and greatest commandment. And the second is like it: 'Love your neighbor as yourself.' 981116 ... drew it's funny how far mythology will take a character... you think that 2000 years from now, people will worship, kill, and die for 'luke skywalker'? 981117 ... gareth had guts. didn't do what was expected from him. challenged the authorities. loved and loved and loved and loved people. everyone. never hurt a flea. died. rose again. prays for me every day. i need him 990101 ... a-team don't know much about him. heard he's a nice guy. 990221 ... kirstin yeah what heidi said... 990329 ... cold tea Why do little girls like Jesus? Because he's hung like this 990404 ... daxle dizzy shakk aloo and I have a theory that he was, in fact, so popular because he was well hung 990504 ... heidi75 hung from the cross, that is 990615 ... jhc and possibly like a race horse 990923 ... David This Mo. Fo. tries to tell me that Jesus is going to save my soul. That Jesus will absolve my pain and make it alright in the kingdom of heaven. That's all well an good, but he tries to tell me "Jesus is Lord" and I have a problem with that. No the Lord is Lord, and Jesus is Jesus, the two may be related but there not the same. After arguing with this fellow for half an hour I bid farewell and walk away. I realize two things; 1.This fellow will leave me thinking he's rightous and I am a heathenistic sinner and 2.One cannot rationilize with a fanatic. 990923 ... missydissle He is my Lord. I love him with all my heart. He loves everyone equally. No one could take his place, so, "fifteen", you need to understand that you could not fill his shoes. He is so great, and we are not even worth dirt, yet He died for us, rose again, and is coming back to gather His people(Christians) up with him-To live eternity with Him. Yet, non-believers will spend eternity in Hell. I hope thats not YOU. 991028 ... just another diety i'm very sad to hear you will not be joining us in the new ascent, dissle, as you have to cling tightly to an old paradigm that will lock you into a hellish existence. it's understandable, though, since we humans really like our suffering. this time, i think i'll choose to free myself instead, like this other dude i read about. whenever you're ready, i'll see you there. 991029 ... trakie died fo me, so i'm gonna live for him. 991129 ... |sCaRReD*disTrOyeD| Is, and has been dead in my mind for a long time. 991129 ... SkotMan took my punishment 991226 ... Holly he brings joy and comfort, i love him. 991227 ... valis as a child, i used to hear "jesus h. christ!!" around the house a lot, usually when someone had dropped a mayonnaise jar on their toe. i sheepishly wondered what that middle initial stood for, too afraid to ask my parents how they were familiar enough with him to know. the first answer i got from my friends was "harold, probably." which was my father's name. maybe that's why i've never been able to take venerated things seriously. 991228 ... king kai went against the grain - most certainly the original punk rocker - the majority still hates him - he's still punk rock - can't wait to do punk stuff with him someday! 000101 ... alicia jesus didnt drive a hotrod... i heard that somewhere. i was a die-hard pentacostal christian until i realized that all of the 2-hour sermons i was sitting through eventually started repeating themselves.. so i started wearing a pentagram to church and i freaked them all out. 000102 ... the new flesh I'll heal your wounds, I'll set you free, I'm Jesus Christ on ecstasy. 000118 ... who me? jesus christ goddam fucking son of a bitch 000118 ... old hick Sometimes I suspect that if Jesus had turned wicker into weed instead of water into wine, it would have set a better precedent in western society and we'd all have flying cars right now. 000123 ... decoy "if jesus christ came back today and saw all that was being done in his name, he'd never stop throwing up." -Hanna and her Sisters 000123 ... torch i feel sorry for him. people are taking him and twisting him their own way to justify everything they want to say, to justify hate, fear and evil. like decoy said. and i can't live and die for someone i never met. i'm sorry, everything i've heard about him suggests that i'd like him--but i don't know him and i can't build my life around things a person who may or may not have existed might or might not have said. and that's not saying that i won't die for my beliefs or for the people i care about. if i was given a choice of death or saying everything i've ever known or believed is wrong, i'd die first. and if i could sacrifice my life so that someone close to me wouldn't have to die, i would. but he said some things that i don't entirely agree with, and christian leaders have said even more that i don't agree with. i'm christian, but only because i haven't really gotten a chance to find something that suits me better. and i don't think that christians are going to hell. i don't believe in hell. i have never met or heard of anybody so undeniably evil that they deserve to go to hell. and i'm sorry if i've offended anyone by this, but it's how i feel, and i'll stand by it. and PLEASE don't post your replies--that only takes up space and is somewhat pointless if you don't have anything new to say. email me. 000125 ... anastacia a baby a name a man a messiah a curiosity a question a promise a doubt a fear a hope a disappointment a hoax 000318 ... Spete jEE!-zus. I like cursing in such a way. Don't think my typed version quite does it justice...or, in fact, does anything at all in relation to what it was actually supposed to do... Experimentation in expletives, continues. 000410 ... Matt I'd like to meet Jesus. But, then again maybe I already have. 000413 ... birdmad doesn't want me for a sunbeam 000414 ... birdmad there was a local band with a great name once here in this desert. "jesus chrysler supercar" 000414 ... birdmad built my hotrod 000414 ... e anela here's a thought: if jesus is / was lord and the Lord IS / was omnipotent, then he knew that the crucifiction was only going to result in a three-day nap. As such, faith could not have been an issue because in his position it was / is irrelevant: if you know you will be resurrected, then outside of the extreme discomfort that maybe involved, you are not sacrificing anything. On the other hand, if jesus was so unsure that the scene at gethsemanae found him in anxiety and somewhat in despair over what was to come, then he who is allegedly the direct offspring and embodiment of the almighty was lacking in faith. If god doubts god, then he is not god, nor is he almighty. and what would you call a someone who creates a society, guides it through it's formative years, disciplines it harshly in its early adolescence and promises that one day he will burn it all to the ground except for the parts that he likes. Most of us would call it "looney", others have this bizarre need to call it "God" The works of scholars and saints led me to my unbelief when a deeper understanding of my faith was what i sought. Go Figure 000414 ... birdmad if jesus died for my sins, then i'm going to make it worth his time 000416 ... deb you fuckers... how could you care so little for someone who cared so much? 000503 ... birdmad fuckers=those who fuck see: myth i spent my childhood immersed in the ways of faith only to watch it all come crashing down just as i was becoming a man, don't point fingers or presume to lecture me about why i do or do not care Eloi, Eloi... lamai sabachtani? dammit 000503 ... jennifer you can't force someone to believe something... read: 1984 you just give them the facts, and let them go on the other hand... Jerry is forcing me to go to unity with him and Gary. 000504 ... happy i love Him i hurt Him i couldn't live without Him i make Him cry He weeps for me for ME He cares He loves me simply purely forever 000508 ... starbug --hey my dad c'n beat up your dad! & my grampa's the HOLY SPIRIT (he's a dove, y'know) & my mom's the prittiest mom for now & forever & my aunt martha makes really good matzo balls-- wanna come over to my house & play? 000520 ... lisa_is_bionic Is it blasphemous to say that I would make a good girlfriend for Jesus? 000526 ... MollyGoLightly i could make tea for jesus. and i would get him some new sandals. i think his have holes in them. i know he doesn't care either way, but i sometimes worry about his feet. get out the iodine, darlin'. the missonaries say he's coming back. 000706 ... skin "The only saviour i know who can use his hands for a FUCKIN' WHISTLE!!!" 000706 ... andy king of the nations 000714 ... Zoe i think that jesus was a really cool guy. even if i don't believe he was god (i'm still struggling on that point), he stood up for what he believed in, and died for it. he preached stuff that even now we can relate too and learn from. if you haven't ever read the bible i would strongly suggest it; i don't exactly believe or agree in all of it, but it is a good piece of literature and can teach us all things. 000717 ... eruth be walked upon the ocean. 000814 ... Tank i used to say i was looking for jesus, (please read in a terminator voice, "i am looking for sarah connor"), but now i just concentrate on being like the lessons he taught. 000815 ... Aaron no joke. my mothers name is mary, (in my opinion she's still a vergin. i jewish carpenter called me son. i've had vissions of him being hung upon the cross.lots of them. i've cried for him. i look just like him. do you know how disterbing that is. i used to scare my friends when they were doing drugs cause they thought i was going to send them to hell. my (ex) fiance's mother used to sing "we've got our own personal jesus" when ever we'd get drunk, it was an inside joke about me. do you have any idea how disterbing this is to my mind. i have soo much faith it's sick, but my choice of religon is still ill defined. i'm not sure if i'm a christion a wiccan or a buddist or some