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"wherever you go you break everything, everywhere!" 
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i think i like it...   i know i like it!   i love it a lot because because because it pisses you off! 
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Dear Miss Hoover, you have Lyme_disease. We miss you. Kevin's biting me. Come back soon. Here's a drawing of a spirochete. Love, Ralph.     Is President Lincoln okay?     What's a battle?     What's for lunch tomorrow?   --Next!   Chicken necks?!     I ated the purple berries. Ow. Oh. Mrrh.   --How are they, Ralph? Good?   They taste like burning!     Mr. Simpson! The tar fumes are making me dizzy!   Yep, they'll do that to you.     Okay, I'll stop. I have over six minutes of it, though. 
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Ms Hoover!!! There's a dog in the vent!!   --Ralph, remember when you saw Snagglepuss in the bushes?   He was going to the bathroom!! 
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it says, "choo-choo-choose me... and there's a picture of a train..." 
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Happy Birthday, Ralph...   We love you,   Even if you are just a teensy bit...   well...   gross?   disgusting.   But I'm sorry my darling.   We love Atom just a bit more.   And the metric system most of all. 
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"Mrs. Hoover, the movies over"   "where is she? her car is gone."   "Maybe she flew to the moon!" 
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the doctor says i wouldnt have so many nosebleeds if i didnt keep putting my finger up there. 
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