dog_boot_company Dafremen The Dog Boot Company is proud to offer the World's finest Dog Boots. These boots were originally invented because dog owners could not find dog boots anywhere on the market that would stay on. With extensive field testing these dog boots were developed. These boots are comfortable for your dog, and are tough and durable.(Works great as a schlong warmer too! Minimize wear and tear on YOUR ding-dong.) www.dogbootcompany.com Need I say more? 010605 ... Sol . They can be embroidered with a choice of pheasant, ducks, dog with duck, or a specific dog breed. They can also be personalized with your dog's name or your name. I think wins it for me. hehe Daff you have far too much time on your hands 010605 ... Dafremen Not THAT much time. In fact I only have ONE day to scream the praises of this fine company. Why? Because today June 5th is Official_Dog_Boot_Company_Day. Need I say more? 010605 ... florescent light Stop it! Stop it! Stop it! Be a man instead of a bitch. 010605 ... nocturnal at work thank you! I'm so glad I'm not alone in being horribly annoyed by his crap. 010605 ... Dafremen You're both making me excruciatingly happy you know. : ) Thank you. 010605 ... nocturnal at work well, you know me. I aim to please, especially you, my loaf. 010605 ... god brilliant 010605 ... dB To stop your boots from being eaten by the dog (an experience that happned to me not too long ago), try using Dog Boots new "De-dog-boot-screamer". This is a handy device that only weighs a couple of punds, and clamps to the back of your boots. When the dog picks up the boot, a sensor in the "Screamer" will detect that the boot is being moved and will send an electric current through your boot into the dogs teeth, making the dog release the boot, and learning a valuable lesson. The dog ate my drumming shoes last week. I was rather upset. 010605 ... baby satan i snack on dog boots occasionally. they taste a bit like artichokes when dipped in turpentine. dogs themselves taste quite a bit like chicken, with an added *kaphwump*. and any other boots taste like plastic-covered shoelace licorice. 010605 ... Dafremen Thanx god. Glad to be of service. If there's anything else I can do for you god, don't hesitate to ask(or PRAY in Heavenly Kingdom speak). 010606 ... Dafremen Apparently the dream that was Dog_Boot_Company...has died. )sob( 010607 ... Sol dead and buried man 010607 ... Dafremen As a farewell tribute, I am going to go back and find all of those zany Dog_Boot_Company ads and list them here, preserved for posterity. 010607 ... Dafremen RERUN from: CRY sometimes i cry at work i feel ashamed i let the facade down red-faced angry creases never enough kleenex ... Sounds like you could use the specialized Professional Counseling services offered by the Dog_Boot_Company. Our highly skilled career counselors will help you stop, take stock, plan and refocus your life, helping you to achieve your dreams. Whether you're disengaged, burned out, unsatisfied, ready for a career change or just looking for quality pet footwear, Dog_Boot_Company has just the professionals you need on your team, to help bring your dreams to life! So wipe away those tears of frustration and pick up the phone or contact us at www.dogbootcompany.com Your dreams are waiting for YOU! Dog_Boot_Company: Quality soles are our specialty. Quality souls are our passion. 010621 ... Dafremen RERUN from: JESUS Jesus was the kid i sat next to in third grade. hell, at my grade school there was at least one Jesus in every grade from K thru 8 in that respect, Jesus really was everywhere but seven of them could barely keep passing grades and three of them never learned english until they were much older, so the all-knowing part goes right out the window there anyway, that's my two cents worth ... Got a cross to bear? Tired of the same old stubbed toes and cut feet that come from walking barefoot through the streets of Jerusalem? Then Dog_Boot_Company has JUST the thing for you. The new Air Messiah walking boots are JUST the footwear for the aspiring saviour. Built on the durable award winning Dog_Boot_Company footwear chassis, these neoprene beauties are JUST the thing to turn heads and make the other Messiahs green with envy. Here are just SOME of the features you will enjoy when you buy Air Messiahs: Velcro SPIKE flaps allow foot nails to pass THROUGH Air Messiahs WITHOUT DAMAGING the boot. Space age material allows foot to breathe but is still 100% blood resistant. Lightweight construction ensures that when it's time to ascend to your heavenly throne, this footwear WON'T bog you down. All this and that same long lasting, trouble free quality that you've come to expect from Dog_Boot_Company. If salvation is your business, make your footwear our business. Dog_Boot_Company: Helping Messiahs cross train since 1956. 010621 ... Dafremen Rerun from: PETS I have a border collie named Jack a cat named pipin (the other one died a while back) and a bird named barney I gave the Jazzfish to Catherine, just before we split, ah well we had some gerbils, a guinea pig and a rabbit until recently too ... I have a black doberman named stella and a whole bunch of unnamed goldfish in the pond in my yard. that's all. ... dog_boot_company has boots in the following sizes: X-Large, Large, Medium, Small, Very Small, Little, Miniature and Tiny. For all of your border collie, cat, bird, Jazzfish, gerbil, guinea pig, rabbit, doberman and whole bunch of unnamed goldfish foot and finwear needs. ... mmm, however amusing it is/was, its getting somewhat tiresome now Daff. ... Repetitious gag wearing you down? Put a spring back in your step with the rejuvenating feel of footwear from the dog_boot_company. Your feet will thank you. Makes a great cane cover too! The Dog_Boot_Company: We don't stop selling em, until you start buying em! Guaranteed. 010605 ... guess who? and we're the mafia! if you don't shut up about this piece of crap dog boots thing, we've been told to advise you that a hit has been put out on you. ... and they say sarcasm is the lowest form of wit chuckle, *hopeing not to cause offense* ... Big hit looming on the horizon? Firearm too loud? Don't turn to traditional firearm silencers, instead choose from our selection of incredible "undercover" silencers here at the Dog_Boot_Company. Whether yer packing a single shot derringer or a full bore .44 Magnum Dirty Harry special, Dog_Boot_Company has a silencer to fit the bill. With sizes ranging from X-Large all the way down to Tiny, Dog_Boot_Company guarantees a perfect fit everytime, and that's not all. Dog_Boot_Company firearm silencers come in a startling array of patterns and colors to match even the most unique hit jobs. We'll even custom embroider for you. Best of all, Dog_Boot_Company silencers look JUST like pet footwear providing a convenient cover story. So whether you're looking to knock someone off, or just "packin' to impress" Dog_Boot_Company has the undercover firearm silencer for YOU. Dog_Boot_Company: Putting people to rest peacefully since 1956. ... I feel that the previous statement posted by me must be withdrawn, that was entertaining, and meritous ... Actually, I had always heard that the PUN was the lowest form of humor. Regardless, I love really bad puns too. 010621 ... Dafremen Rerun from: AS_I_FALL_OVER the pavement shifts and turns to me. "you shouldnt have done that" it says, "do you know how much i cost" splaying my hands out before me to catch my weight I glimpse the pavement nimbly sculle out of the way leaving me to continue falling past its tarmac and paving slab face, split with an evil grin, as if to say "Ha fuck you, I wont let people walk all over me" I kapt on falling, a la Alice in wonderland, finally reaching a characteristicly cliched dark cold area, floored with Paint and revision notes. (i must regain my ability to paint, i have to much on my mind at the moment) ... Has falling over got you down? Get the no-slip sure grip of footwear by the dog_boot_company and kiss those annoying nosedives goodbye FOREVER! ... oh, jesus christ, man! will you give it a rest already?! 010621 ... Dafremen That last response completely MADE that dog_boot_company moment...dontcha think? : ) 010621 ... Dafremen Rerun from: WHAT_TIME_IS_IT here it is now about 17:15 im meant to be revising for my physics exam tomorrow ... Its 11:22 here. I'm meant to be doing my job. I am, off and on. Of course you'll ALWAYS be on time with the reliable traction of footwear from the Dog_Boot_Company. Surefooted traction and durable materials make Dog_Boot_Company footwear the right choice to make when time is of the essence. Dog_Boot_Company: If you've got the time, we've got the boot. Every day. - - 010621 ... Dafremen Rerun from: BABY if olive oil's made of olives I wonder what babies' oil is made of ... Simple. It's made from 100% baby booties, not coincidentally manufactured by...yep you guessed it the Dog_Boot_Company. 010621 ... Dafremen Rerun from: WHAT_I_WANT_TO___BE___BUT_CAN'T Top salesman for the Dog_Boot_Company for the 5th year in a row. 010621 ... Dafremen Rerun from: OFFICIAL_DOG_BOOT_COMPANY_DAY It's official folx. June 5th is officially Dog_Boot_Company day. A day that we have set aside to celebrate the contributuions that this fine company has made and will continue to make in the animal footwear industry. To learn more about this exciting company and it's products go to: www.dogbootcompany.com DISCLAIMER: The following has been a paid advertisement for the Dog_Boot_Company. The management accepts no responsibility for the accuracy of the claims made here. The advertiser's opinions are their own and in no way reflect the views of this blather. 010621 ... CheapVodka Well after reading all that...I feel my mind has gone completely numb... Is it that they're dogboots for everyone? Then why are they called dogboots? I just don't understand. I don't know whether to laugh, cry, or run screaming into the woods... 011110 ... baby satan i suggest you dunk your head in a vat of toothpaste. unless, of course, you had something else in mind. 011110 ... CheapVodka what flavor toothpaste and I'll consider... 011110 ... baby satan hmm. i was thinking...there's this new black licorice-flavored stuff produced by an arm & hammer offshoot, spam & dagger. makes french kissing more fun, or disgusting, depending on your tongue's preference. 011110 ... CheapVodka i think i'll stick to Wintergreen 011110 ... Dafremen Wintergreen rox. Dog boots come in all sizes shapes, colors and flavors. Since 1956. 011111 ... CheapVodka Wintergreen Dog Boots you say Dafremen!? Well then, by all means sign me up for 8 pairs right now! 011111 ... god put me down for a case of cloves and tom collins mix flavored! 011111 ... Dafremen New for 2002. Butterscotch loafers, Tangy Mango Flip flops and Poodle Skirt brand saddle shoes...now in White and Dark chocolate. Melts in your mouth...not on your feet. 020606 ... User24 dafreman from 010621 - you crack me up. 030331 ... Dafremen : ) 030806 ... dafremen There has been something of a dilemma in the fabric of pet footweardom: Dog Boot Company Our order site is temporarily down. Please call 785-538-2488 Or E-Mail info@dogbootcompany.com to be continued... 080606 ... dafremen Can't believe I missed it this year. =( What with the world ending and all, it was my last chance. 120608 what's it to you? who go blather from