official_dog_boot_company_day Dafremen It's official folx. June 5th is officially Dog_Boot_Company day. A day that we have set aside to celebrate the contributuions that this fine company has made and will continue to make in the animal footwear industry. To learn more about this exciting company and it's products go to: www.dogbootcompany.com DISCLAIMER: The following has been a paid advertisement for the Dog_Boot_Company. The management accepts no responsibility for the accuracy of the claims made here. The advertiser's opinions are their own and in no way reflect the views of this blather. 010605 ... User24 oh dear oh dear 010710 ... god they came in handy when the big buildings went down. 020331 ... Dafremen Oh yea. The Dog_Boot_Company Search and Rescue Snorkel Pumps were just the thing those brave heroes and heroines needed when the sh*t hit the fan. 020419 ... Dafremen You guessed it folx...it´s that time of year again! The 2002 lineup includes the Dog_Boot_Company Super Star Clearpoly Pumps Range Woofer SX Max Traction Hiking Boots Holedigger V No Slip Convertible Huaraches And Finally, by popular demand SBC introduces their first shower shoe The Rainmaster LX All-Season Bathing Boot Every piece of footwear is made with DBC´s now legendary 100% everything-resistant space-age materials and no-fuzz velcro fasteners and put through 35 rigorous quality assurance tests in order to guarantee your complete satisfaction. Dog_Boot_Company: Providing the best in long wearing chique no put-on footwear for you and your pet to put on..since 1956. see also: Dog_Boot_Company 020605 ... DannyH Jesus. There goes another year of my life. 020606 ... Dafremen Heheh I almost missed it too Danny. I waited ALL year to do this again. Can you imagine if I would have missed it? (SHUDDER) The horror! 020606 ... once again You missed it this year... Boo Hoo... 030806 ... Dafremen No. Actually, I didn't. In case you hadn't noticed we're in the middle of an economic recession. These things hit pet footwear companies especially hard what with their limited budgets and the expense of employing animopedo engineers and other pet footwear specialists (who are in low supply and high demand throughout the world.) All of this adds up to the fact that there was no money for festivities in the dog_boot_company coffers last June. However, with the release of their new Air Buds with WUF6 Maglev technology this Christmas, things are looking up for a blowout next June 5th. 030806 ... User24 drops a few pennies in the dog_boot_coffee_jar 031015 ... :_) every dog needs a good pair of boots. and some sunglasses too. 040216 ... smutcher Knock knock 060605 ... kleed Who's there? 060605 ... smutcher dog_boot_company 060605 ... kleed dog_boot_company who? 060605 ... smutcher You're kidding right? 060605 ... kleed Ummm....do0d...this was totally YOUR joke man...why ya bustin my balls? 060605 ... smutcher Awwww fuggetaboutit already.. Happy Dog_Boot_Company Day! 060605 ... daf Indeed. 060605 ... dafremen Happy dog_boot_company day! Yes, once again, it's that time of year where we honor the fine folks who've brought you high quality pet footwear since 1956. This year, in honor of the end of the era of terror and to mark the beginning of the era of error, Dog_Boot_Company is proud to introduce the new Galosh Obama! Built on Dog_Boot_Company's award-winning pedopedic, no-slip neoprene chassis, the Galosh Obama is the first pet footwear to feature the space-age material..Wooflon. 100% shit and shinola resistant, Wooflon promises to revolutionize the way the world thinks of pet footwear. Whether you're barraged by fierce mud-slinging, shoveling bullshit down your constituents throats, or simply up to your armpits in it yourself..the Galosh Obama is sure to keep your and your pet pristine and smelling like a rose. Ambiguous and ambivalent enough for everday wear, but still fashionable enough for those special occasions, the Galosh Obama is the perfect footwear to keep conveniently in your pocket for making all of your elitist friends green with envy. And since they're made by the Dog_Boot_Company, you can rest assured that while others are falling by the wayside, you'll still be going strong. Available in a variety of sizes from X-Large to Tiny and an assortment of flavors..the Galosh Obama is sure to fill all of your pet paw and foot-in-mouth needs. So pick up a pair of Galosh Obama's today! You won't not regret it! The Dog_Boot_Company..providing the public with a stunning two choices per year since 1956. 080605 ... jane damn, i had this up since yesterday since i was going to surprise you all. thanks for ruining my surprise, daf! 080605 ... dafremen WTF jane? You were supposed to be Plan B if I forgot. Fuck..since 1956. 120608 what's it to you? who go blather from