dafreman silentbob i'd like to orgasm on your face can you help me out? thanks. 010919 ... Dafremen No bob, I'm afraid that won't be possible, you see, I have no face. It's a long story involving attack dogs that I'd really rather not go into, let it suffice to say that I breath through a straw that has been surgically implanted in my scrotum.(It's not half as pleasant as it sounds.) As a consequence I must cut a small hole in all of my underwear and pants to expose the tube to air. Like I said, it's not half as fun as it sounds(especially in winter time.) Besides that Bob, as much as you may be into jizzin' on do0ds faces, and as much as you OBVIOUSLY need to get yer jollies, I'm into neither guys nor their orgasms (my own excluded..of course.) Listen, just because the world likes you as a person but doesn't currently want to have sex with you, and just because doing the right thing is getting old and everyone else is having all of the fun. Is NO reason to go sticking yer toes in a beartrap..ie sharpening yer post-pubescent teeth on my old bones. Since yer yung, dumb and full of dung, this beartrap's gunna just sit here grinnin' atcha. : ) 010919 ... silentbob all im saying is if you dont want to know about casey and want to know less about him, then just avoid his posts, the way i avoid yours. 010919 ... Dafremen Who the hell is Casey and why would I avoid his posts? Or purposely frequent them for that matter? Here are the rules...plain and simple: 1. If Casey or anyone else blathers something that inspires me to write something back...then I do. I may have a point, I may not. I may believe what I write, I may not. It may MEAN something to me...it may not. Period. 2. If someone reacts to what I write, and their reaction inspires me again..see rule 1. Otherwise see rule 3. 3. If nothing that anyone has written sets off any light bulbs in my head(however dim they might be) and I haven't come up with anything spontaneously then I go back and start looking through old blathers, looking for something interesting to read and perhaps react to, perhaps just blathe about. That's up to me, but once I am inspired to write SOMETHING...see rule 1. See? Very simple. Nothing personal, just expression. Now. If you would like me not to blathe on your blather, ask. I have made it very clear that I believe everyone is entitled to at least some small place for themselves and I am first in line to defend their right to have it. I can be reasoned with, but not forced. All individuals attempting to annoy, humiliate, insult, threaten, pressure or manipulate me into censoring myself have either seriously overestimated their own abilities or they have underestimated my ability to be a stubborn, cold, inflexible, @sshole with a will of my own and nothing better to do with it than to ignore them, or be netertained by their antics. All of that explained, you STILL may not jizz on me do0d. 010919 ... silentbob Ok, i see you know what i was talking about now, with the casey thing. but he actually hasn't blathered in something like a month. In fact i'm sure he doesn't even know about what you said yet. And if he read it he'd probably hate himself even more than he already does. To me it just looks like you weren't talking to anyone and you told no one to shutup and when they did, you were pleased. 010919 ... Dafremen Actually I was pleased at right about the time I was telling noone to shut up. I thought it was very entertaining and reading what I wrote made me smile..because it was JUST what I wanted to write...right then.(I know this now...because..well because I wrote it...RIGHT THEN.) I'm sorry to hear about casey's self-image problems. Normally, I'd be glad to help, but I'm taking myself into a negative phase, so I'm not sure how sympathetic I would be. As for my INTENTIONS in blathering what I did...well Bob, I'm suprised you haven't gotten it yet...I have no intentions...none. Not only that, but I refuse to be held responsible for how people take what I write. If you or anyone else has a problem with that...take it up with yourselves. Or tell Eminem or Marylin Manson about how my writing caused some kid to kill himself..I'm sure they'll be receptive. I write, because it keeps my mind working. Period. Even when I write nonsense, I'm lubricating the neurons. If you are entertained, fine...icing on the cake. If not...ohh well, sorry you stumbled across and read something that you didn't enjoy. Rest assured, I'm entertained either way...so you might as well be too. If you are asking me in a round-about way to tip-toe through this kid casey's blather...then I'll honor that request..because I feel like it and because I DON'T get a big kick out of torturing people intentionally.(I DO get a big kick out of saying the wrong thing (or the right thing) at the right time (or the wrong time) for all of the wrong reasons (or the right ones.) The fact that you stay away from my blathers is irrelevant to me. I've never asked you to, nor would I. I hope this is over. It's starting to bore me and I'd honestly rather move on before I start trying to make this discussion entertaining again. 010919 ... TalviFatin ....isnt the name actually "dafremen"? Well, in any case..He's Da-Free-Man.....teeheeehee... Ok, I'll shut up now. 011017 ... Norm Not the sharpest knife in drawer 011017 ... Dafremen Sez the butter knife....hoping noone will notice. Oh you're smo0th pal...real smooth... 011018 ... Norm Oh good ole spoon. You always make me laugh. 011018 ... Dafremen Hey yea, potholder, it has been awhile! Now about that dafremen guy...not much of a knife... 011018 ... someone else I want to lick his crusty bum. 021230 ... taojones there's too much something in the world, and there's always more something coming when you're not paying attention or sometimes even when you are... these are a few things i've learned within the blatherstream musings of said dafreman. a lot of it is just plain silly, though, i must admit... Pegasus reference looming ominously, probably for no reason whatsoever, but just the same... even a sociopath knows when to laugh at a good joke. D A F R E M A N 030202 ... minnesota_chris is missing in action... if he's not working, what the hell is he doing with his wild self? 030202 ... Dafremen I always had the words to respond back then but Wow tao, now how? Still around chris, working on a book or two and studying astrology pretty non-stop. (Even got a job again, just so I can observe folks.) Thanks for wondering man. It means something. 030214 ... bandersnatch i think this page is longer than the "blather" one, but not because of all the people comming in and saying a few lines, but becuase all the longwinded fools come in here to blath. i love it. 031018 ... stork daddy it's funny reading the intentionless daf vs. the missionary one who thinks words can be more than just neurons lubing up. 031018 ... Dafremen Get bored didja? sorry kiddo, I've watched too many curious, bored little monkeys come poking around looking for buttons to let you find one. You're welcome to keep poking though. Here, let me explain that analogy, for the metaphor deprived: In this life, there are people who get their jollies off of finding either a weak defenseless victim, or by inventing an enemy to poke at. Then these little blighters like to start saying things, doing things, picking and poking until they find a button that makes the person jump and scream with rage, or cry in pain. Just like a baby keeps hitting the button that makes Ernie jump out of the Fisher Price box. Action..reaction! WHEE! Action..reaction! WHEE! Action..reaction! WHEE! And tee hee hee goes the little monkey. When the monkey presses and gets shocked, it goes away, or gets mad and tries a different button. Eventually, the monkey hopes to find the magic button that will give it the reaction that it's looking for. The button that makes the object of its boredom jump around like a marionette on a string. The one that dispenses the food pellet. The one attached to the little electrodes that go to the pleasure centers of its little brain, simulated orgasm at the touch of a button. Go monkey...have at it. You be my simulated orgasm for awhile. WHEE! (I hope we're done with our little experimenting for now. Are we? Ooo0 O000 AHHH AHHH AHHH o00o?) 031018 ... Dafremen Heh...you've seen this before stork. You walked into it prepared...this guy? Well, I guess we'll see what our 4 handed friend has to back it up. (This is doing NOTHING for my progress toward release of ego you know...sigh) 031018 ... TK just bc I can then why do it? why Ch0se to take steps backwards, or stand in one place when you kn0w you have the option of moveong ford? (and I don't mean the vehical) 031018 ... Dafremen Because sometimes love, when you have a problem, its good to just let the little bastard go stupid to the point that its stupidity is horribly distasteful to even you. I'm talking about my ego...not bandersnatch. Although I could see where someone might take it either way. (Here's an example love...to quit drugs...I smoked myself into a corner. I mean I was hitting the CRYSTAL and the WEED like there was no tomorrow. Eventually the scumbag looking me back in the mirror, was such a pathetic looking hunk of human garbage, that I just couldn't do it anymore. I stepped outside the addiction and saw it for what it was by amplifying and EXAGGERATING it. Now I can look at myself in the mirror...problem is, sometimes I can't stop. Onnn to ego.) 031018 ... Toxic_Kisses ahhh, point taken, although I hope you don't take it personaly if I avoid you during this point in time untill this phase of yours has passed 031018 ... Dafremen Yea. Email correspondence is probably safer for now. I'll try to keep it low..don't want to break any tenative truces we have going around this place. It's yet another thing to LOVE about this place though...like a huge field wher everyone can play together, but where there is room to go off and be obnoxious without ruinging everyone's fun. Thing about this bandersnatch character is, I actually likes dem, but they started it, so it couldn't have been more well timed. I've also been asking my kids to help daddyout, so they've been yelling at me and I've been putting in their places verbally and just really reflecting everythign thats wrong with people these days. (Me being people, that's pretty much what's wrong with me.) 031018 ... Toxic_Kisses I say be as high profile as you wanna be other wize how elce are you going to get this out of your system, just remember though how hard it was for you to prove b4 that you wrnt a bad guy once you turned things around (The_Game_is_Over) do you really want to go through that again? exp when lately youve been talking about unity and enlightnement and the such, if you don't think ppl are receptive n0w how do you think they will react later after these antics of yours are over? I don't expect a reply back but IMHO it's something you oughty to think over. 031018 ... Bespeckled If I have more than one Dafreman, then do I have Dafremen? 031018 ... Dafremen You're obviously right. I mean it's hard to get folks to see beyond a show called Skin to the obvious and shallow way in which the advertising machine is treating them like sex crazed lab rats. Expecting them to understand something like an individual using free expression as a tool for personal evolution would probably be a bit much. The ego is slowly giving in and backing off anyhow. Part of it has to do with the fact that one of my teachers along the Path has returned!! I'm so jazzed!! She's a cool lady...(although some of the things she says would probably leave you touching your nose to the monitor, then backing away slowly while trying to maintain your focus beyond the screen.) : ) 031020 ... Dafremen heheh Nope...just a spelling mistake to correct, or an email that will never arrive. dafremEn@hotmail.com 031020 ... Christ without the cross Yo homie. I am the universe. I am happy that you ARE ENJOYING YOURSELF IN ME. 060925 what's it to you? who go blather from