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://mustbefunny.org/mfp4.htm#convert
Missionary
conversion
After
some
brief
study
of
funny
faith
and
science
,
we
may
enter
the
field
as
missionaries.
We
are
still
serious
people
,
miserable
sinners
,
without
much
clue
how
to
save
our
own
souls
or
anybody
else's.
Who
could
be
more
serious
than
missionaries?
We
don't
have
to
change
a
thing
.
We
are
perfectly
suited
to
our
deadpan
role
.
Now
if
we
preach
the
saving
power
of
funniness,
which
has
so
obviously
not
worked
on
us
,
people
will
laugh
at
us
. Halleluia!
That
means
we're
funny
.
We've
been
converted
by
our
audience's
disbelief
.
The
real
purpose
of
missionary
work
is
to
convert
ourselves
.
Never
mind
the
customers.
They
are
innocent
foils
for
our
spiritual
process
.
The
only
thing
we
want
from
them
is
laughs
.
If
we
can
do
that
we're
funny
.
That's
our
spiritual
exercise
.
We
have
to
make
fools
of
ourselves
to
be
saved
.
The
funny
mission
provides
a
foolish
enterprise
to
give
us
that
opportunity
.
100630
what's it to you?
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go
blather
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