excessive psyki 1. it was the first day of my new job and also my last 2. sometimes i wonder if everything i see and hear, and touch is fake 3. walking across the desert i grew extremely weak and collapsed 4. i try not to take things too seriously like the way you look into my eyes 5. i saw an old, wise man sitting in the corner of a large, empty room when i asked him for advice he gave me his sunglasses 6. what could possibly happen to make me feel better? if nothing else occurs that would be fine 7. i heard a voice coming from behind me it whispered, "turn around" i cautiously obeyed 8. if i had a spaceship i would fly to mars and never return 9. it tickled me i don't know what it was but it tickled me 10. i climbed to the top of a tree but it was actually a cactus love is such a beautiful thing 11. the universe is very confusing i think i'll sleep for awhile 12. there was a loud explosion my ears rang fiercely but i looked around and everyone was still standing 13. if fear is a frog then i have many frogs 14. it is difficult to control people especially when the people do not wish to be controlled 15. i looked up into the sky and thought about heaven a cloud suddenly blocked my view 16. i cannot feel my fingers the ground seems so far away ice is usually cold the ground is slowly fading 17. i heard a man speak he mumbled incoherent nonsense then they dragged him away 18. i wonder what it would be like to be an angel with bright white wings 19. this chair is not very comfortable 20. i saw a stranger running fast chasing after the horizon i stopped him and tried to tell him "don't you see? you will never be able to--" "You lie!" he shouted. and ran on. 21. the light bounces off the objects and strikes me in the eyes luckily, i am not injured 22. in the jungle i once saw strange things on sticks 23. after forty-five years i finally was released i ran through the doors and it was beautiful outside 24. somewhere on the ocean floor there is a metal box with all your jewelry inside this i am certain of 25. my mother told me many times to never look into the sun she didn't say anything about the moon 26. a kind fellow asked me if i could borrow his pocketknife and repeatedly stab him with it 27. when darkness fell i observed it fall and i hoped it would leave because the sun was unhappy eventually it left after i'd wept for hours 28. the floor was hollow i could not escape 29. it is rather warm in here i may take off my shirt before i get too hot 30. the man was crazy he ran in circles to amuse himself and bounced heavy objects off of his head 31. i searched all day for a flower but could not find one without thorns 32. for a minute i wondered if anything could be real or if it's all just imagined i don't think i'll ever know if i wasted that minute 33. how many pyramids do you suppose i can build with all of these meatballs? 34. blissful dizziness surrounds me i slip on the icy railroad tracks and discover that my spine is broken 35. a long time ago in a land far away there was a man who had nothing to wear 36. there is no fortress that pain can not conquer 37. roses are red but the tears that i shed are a pale, pale shade of colorless 38. a magician once told me, "love sucks." i once told a magician, "you've got to be kidding." 39. one day i was walking in the woods i came to a hermit's shack that was in the woods i knocked on the front door of the hermit shack in the woods the hermit opened the door and said, "go away!" i replied, "why, are these your woods?" 40. if it is alright with you i think i'll just stay here until my memory returns 41. i seem to be lacking many important things including energy my battery died long ago 42. i built a large contraption to catch a tornado inside my brilliant invention failed miserably 43. the glimmering lake reminds me of how full my life is with nearly a bucketful of pure happiness 44. it was a dim summer morning the sun was halfway risen i was in the forest i don't know why i was in the forest anyway, i saw an ogre he was a big massive ogre i harassed him and was killed 45. i guess i'll never know what might have happened if i hadn't been distracted 46. not wanting to cry i held back millions of tears and flooded my emotions 47. the pile of shattered dreams was very, very large 48. i met a strange man he told me to leave him alone because he wasn't real 49. being lost in a maze isn't much fun somehow, i always find my way out like a spider with binoculars 50. if i could play with chipmunks all day i would play with chipmunks all day and all night too, perhaps 51. did you think you could hurt me? apparently, i am invincible oh, wow, i guess not 52. i tried to prove my worth by showing the banker my riches "is that all you have?" he asked i hurriedly retrieved more money and proudly set it upon the table "is that all you have?" he asked again i found another dollar in my pocket and added it to the collection "is that all you have?" "yes," i replied he gathered all my money and placed it in a sack then asked, "have you nothing more?" 53. i no longer deem tree branches suitable for human consumption 54. i think that this disease is highly contagious 55. she glanced at me i dropped my pencil the clock on the wall stopped ticking and so did my heart 56. so much lumber and so few trees 57. please quit breathing the filthy, toxic air you're making me sick and i'm already sick so please, i ask you quit breathing 58. words mean nothing, really like this one: pancake see, it means nothing 59. the airplane was like a bugle actually, more like a trombone bugles are much too small 60. my hunger has been satisfied no more pigeons for me 61. a loop is like a circle without all the technicality of a mathematical equation 62. i wonder what the universe was thinking when it created itself if it was intelligent enough to create itself 63. flip me over i am just a silly automobile puncture my tires and smash all my windows i will not feel a thing 64. i assumed i would bounce but the safety net was nowhere to be found 65. in a jar full of cookies lived a large bug with a mouth full of cookies and some very rotten teeth 66. do you realize just how thirsty i am? i bet you don't i'd like some water if that is ok 67. saw a stapler made me want to cry my head is so frail 68. inches to the ground not very high up why won't you jump? why won't you jump? why? why? why? 69. the popcorn bellowed these loud words: "eat me, hurry!" 70. the river was so icy i could not stay afloat my toes became numb my mind began to wander 71. i was once a bright student with a promising future then they sent me overseas to fight in a silly war 72. can love be a mirage? i definitely think so 73. as i began to smile i looked up into the blue sky and was drenched by someone else's rainbow 74. i was mesmerized by her sparkling eyes and her rosy rose 75. nothing is something something is everything and everything is nothing believe for yourself imagine for yourself discover for yourself 76. hiding under this blanket is very noble, indeed 77. aluminum foil banana creme pickleburger pizza crust such a weird, weird day 78. i sing songs sang by me i am a choir of chorus a sly musical magician hopefully for a few days 79. going to shiny new places in your shiny new automobile watch out for landmines 80. tapping joylessly the keyboard is plastic and i am a robot 81. sometimes poems can be profound but sometimes they are just plain silly 82. when i look up you are there when i shake my head it feels like marbles 83. fluttering eyelashes a hint of perfume and a rusty old ladder 84. bubblebath paranoia i wish it would go away so that i can resume taking bubblebaths 85. orange marker in my hand makes me feel powerful and important and worthless 86. i painted a picture the other day it was not my best painting i was somewhat disappointed 87. drain my tank get the gasoline out drain it good drain it quick drain it dry 88. i needed to put more things in the storage closet but the storage closet was full so i chucked everything out the window and went to sleep 89. so this is what life's all about ok, right 90. i think about neptune a lot and wonder if there are any grasshoppers on neptune 91. here it comes straight at me i duck and it misses by a mile 92. your opinion is important to us just keep it to yourself, ok? 93. if only i were a bird if only i could walk if only i had legs 94. have no fear, little child for i am a brave, strong warrior nevermind the silly costume 95. a liar never wins a game of chinese checkers without lying i discovered this fact yesterday 96. don't ruin the carpet and don't soil the muffins with your dirty feet and their filthy soles 97. worm crawls into a birdhouse curious looking for some adventure 98. i am able to do marvelous things with nothing more than the tip of my elbow 99. some things are confusing and force me to think about these confusing things and how they affect me 100. notice the smile on my face and how fake it looks 101. it was longer ago than it was before when i first saw you and you first saw me 102. if it is perfectly harmless then why is it so dangerous like kissing rat poison or like skydiving with too many parachutes 103. i have few words left it befuddles me i am befuddled 104. a long time ago i was just an acorn without any leaves 105. heard it all before seen it all before until now, something new something never seen before my ears full of lemonade 106. do not bother that man he does not like to be bothered while climbing up the ladder 107. supposing that my name is floppy and i am out of torpedos and plastic lunchboxes this is cause for much concern and much heartache i suppose 108. like liquid is not solid my heart is not breathing for you, anymore 109. the pancake spun around on my outstretched finger 110. got to vomit anywhere everywhere so sick so deathly sick 111. nothing could break my legs like a fast-moving vehicle without a quality bumper 112. this is not the prettiest picture that i have ever drawn 113. you sag like a munchbox doornail thumb is the clam and picklebasket pneumonia rakes tiny hamyogurt joy for a gopherlung surprise 114. i am the digital graffiti artist i am the wire that connects the circuits the jolt of electricity that fries the machine 115. monsters in the closet only come out when it is dark in the room 116. technology is my best friend my computer is my hero my comrade is my computer 117. red letters on a blue background with a little note written in green 118. the clock in the corner goes tick, tick, tick 119. i was sadly never informed of the grave danger of eating peanut butter without a safety harness 120. it often seems like i am falling through a bright tunnel forever 121. insert the enclosed disk into your disk drive get online today 122. not without emotion the landscape is not dry speech patterns not robotic not at all, sir 123. i am ill rather very sick with an ache in my head and a fever in my mouth 124. the telephone rings twice then i cautiously answer "is this the county jail?" a pleasant voice asks "not yet," i reply 125. more money for this more money for that 126. i thought it was fake but i wasn't sure i examined it closely it was plastic 127. when the earthquake shook the building i fell out of the window and was swallowed by a gaping crack in the pavement 128. "are you merely a mirage?" i asked the mysterious man "perhaps not," he said 129. can my head hurt any less? i am getting sleepy can my head hurt any less? nevermind, it's not important can my head hurt any less? maybe if detached 130. this is poem number 130 and that is all that this is 131. the giraffes are so tall <