ask_god j_blue thought i should create it for whoever gets to be god at the moment to respond to whoever wants gods answers 001025 ... startfires god, are there colors that humans can't see? like yknow how dogs can only see red and green and brown or whatever it is. is there a whole other spectrum, like between the colors we can see? 001025 ... startfires um, also, why is ben&jerry's pistachio pistachio ice cream so wonderful? 001025 ... chanaka why does god have to be a man? 001025 ... chanaka and....why don't i believe in god? 001025 ... god i am god and i am man woman and everything, including you. 001025 ... silentbob god i dont want to disagree with erin, because i absolutely love her so, but... Cherry Garcia is good too. does that mean the ice cream she mentioned is not as good? and why dont me and chanaka believe in you? are you real? 001025 ... god it really doesn't matter if you believe in me or not. as for the ice cream, i like the kind w/ hershey's nutrageous all crumbled up in the vanilla. i think that is the best one. 001025 ... Barrett God, Do you really "Damn it" every time some one tells you to? And does "Jesus Christ" have the time to answer all those rhetorical questions? 001026 ... tourist It seems like You work under a lot of Different Names. Is this Because You are on the lam? And what's with all of this Pagan stuff? Is that some sort of Divine Schizophrenia, or what? 001026 ... god hi barrett. do you listen to syd barrett? i try to fill as many "goddamn" requests as possible, but since i am omnipotent (everywhere and part of everything), a lot of the damning comes from people who take matters into their own hands. since i inhabit every molecule of their being, i take credit for it. as for jesus, he's right here- i'll get him... 001026 ... jesus i've got a terrific backlog of rhetorical questions that i havn't gone through yet. luckily, rhetorical questions don't require answers, so i'll be getting to them soon. i've got all the time in the world (and everywhere else). 001026 ... god hi tourist. the stuff with all the different religions and deities and whatnot has more to do with marketing than anything else (example: crystal pepsi was a big hit in cleveland, but they prefer tab in peoria). different regions exhibit different preferences, so i take on many forms. since i exist everywhere all at once forever anyway, it's a piece of cake. 001026 ... j_blue why are all the religious or extremely abstract blatherings so damn long? i dont even want to try reading god, because, well, because i need my information diced into tiny literal bites, and i cant stand the idea of scrolling more than a half screen down, and you know it just sucks that so many people had so much to say, because now i will never know what even one of them said. does it ever end? or are we perpetually condemned to self censorship by laziness?? also, why couldnt you make chlorophyll more colorful? i mean all that green totally gets a little tired after like, the third week of existance... 001026 ... Barrett Yes, God I do listen to Syd Barrett. Cool! God likes Pink Floyd. If God likes beer, heaven is going to kick ass! 001026 ... god hi j_blue man i gotta tell ya, anything having to do with religion is ALWAYS tedious. believe me, i'm sick of it myself. if you think something is going on for too long, chances are you're not being entertained by it, and you should move on. don't worry about being perceived as lazy. i am a procrastinator myself. i got some new chlorophyll in the works. it's see-through! i'll get around to putting it out in a couple trillion years. 001026 ... god hi barrett all i listen to anymore is syd barrett. i like all floyd, but the early stuff w/ syd is my current fave. have you heard "vegetable man","apples and oranges", or "candy and a currant bun"?those are the "lost" floyd singles from '67. you can usually get them off napster. man, i gotta tell ya. my father-in-law left me half a keg (party leftover) all week and i've been giving that thing hell. that's a lot of beer. 001026 ... kx21 GOD's mistakes & contributions ------------------------------ dear GOD g1) What is good to be 'GOD'? g2) Why do people, including you prefer to be 'GOD' rather than to be THEMSELVES? g3) Is 'GOD' the only Creator of the UNIVERSE? g4) Who are you? GOD, GOD's Partner, real GOD's representative, phantom GOD's representative or son of GOD, ... g5) Did you inherit any GENE from GOD? g6) What are the mistakes made by GOD or you, a blathered GOD? What have GOD or you leant from those mistakes and how to correct those mistakes? g7) What are the major contributions from GOD to the UNIVERSE? Who can withness, confirm or justify those contributions, if any? 001026 ... god hi there kx21, and whew! as for yr. title, i gotta say that god's mistakes and contributions are one in the same. g1- what is good to be god? answer: what is good to be AND good to go. g2- i don't think preference has much to do with being. you are yourself no matter what you would rather be. if you saw me in the dimension of human perception, i'd look like any other guy, killing time between jerkin' my gherkin- but that doesn't mean i'm not also god. god is everywhere always. you are god. hi god, how are you? why do people prefer anything? that's what people are for. g3- i am sole creator of the universe. also i inhabit every part of the universe. in essence, i am the universe and you are a part of me and vice versa. you created the universe. g4- i am all that stuff and other stuff too. mostly i am just everything. g5- c'mon. genes are primitive technology to me. i got trillions of em' g6- mistakes are my greatest success. i've made every imaginable mistake (literally). i needed to make mistakes so people and everyone else would have something to compare with their successes. you certainly can't have one without the other. not for too long anyways. g7- pussy, beer, etc. can i get a witness? 001026 ... silentbob god do birthdays really matter? sure, it marks the date of ones birth...but do you think maybe we put too much stake into it? like...do we really owe anything just because its the anniversary of their mom going through labor? 001026 ... god hi silentbob. birthdays are funny things. look at it like this, if you will. it's the anniversary of a person's passing through the portal to this dimension. your reaction to that person's anniversary depends on your reaction to that person. you don't owe anyone anything unless you feel you do. 001026 ... god o yeh, click on colors for information regarding the question about colors from typhoid just know that human vision isn't capable of detecting many of the colors i've created. i'll fix that when i get around to it. 001026 ... kx21 dear GOD, Is it true that "You are sole creator of the universe. also you inhabit every part of the universe"? Assume that you stated is true, then g8) When the Universe is created? g9) What is your Purpose of this creation? Is this a mistake? g10) What are the resources (e.g. energy, etc) needed for this creation and where did you get those reasources from? g11) Can SOMETHING be found beyond or outside the Universe? g12) Who is GOD's creator? 001026 ... god hi there kx21 i am indeed sole creator of the universe, but since I AM the universe, i guess that everyone else is too. g8 when? imagine as far back time-wise as you possibly can. then go even further. it was WAAYY before that. i got resources everywhere. g9 purpose? my purpose was and is to entertain myself. (you can chose another purpose for yourself if you like, but i prefer entertainment). g10 resources? i got resources out the yang. look up at the sun. that's like a dead watch battery to me. i got resources everywhere. g11 outside? yes. outside the universe is more universe. g12 god's creator? i dunno. maybe it was you. i suspect that it was everything and everyone else also. do you like ice cream? 001027 ... kx21 dear GOD I suppose GOD would prefer Ice than Cream as to Nature than Artificial. g13) Is it true that YOU can't move or travel faster than Speed of Light? g14) Are all the Physical Laws found by our renowned scientists valid? g15) As sole Creator of the Universe, what are the new or addtional items, elements, objects, rules, problems, etc. you planned to add into the Universe? And what are the items you want to remove from the Universe? g16) Do you have any plans to destroy the Universe? When and why? g17) Did you ever delegate your tasks or pass your Probelems & Bugs to somebody? Why? 001027 ... god g13- no, you can go lot's faster than light. g14- i gotta tell you. i don't believe in "science". those guys just make that stuff up. g15- you can't add to the universe. it's all already here. you can move stuff around, though. as soon as you go "outside" the universe, you soon realize that you're still in the universe. i can't really leave stuff "outside". g16- it's already been destroyed countless times. why? i get bored . as soon as i finish destroying it, however, i realize that it never really went away. i just moved things around a little bit. g17- why? you not busy? 001028 ... kx21 dear GOD, g18)Is it true that you are talented in passing your problems or bugs around the Universe? g19) With you best effort, are you able to solve all past, present and future problems and issues in the Universe? g20) How do you differential 'Right' from 'Wrong', 'Good' from 'Bad' and 'chaos' from 'order'? g21) Is the Universe more chaotic now as compared to the past? 001028 ... god kx21- g18- i got mad skills yo. i sling shit in every direction. better duck! g19. not only that, but i gotta create the problems too! g20- all that stuff is simply a matter of perception and perspective. not all beings in the universe operate by the same set of rules. my order is your chaos. g21- sometimes, but not usually 001028 ... the devil god is a dickhead. 001029 ... god fuck you. 001030 ... the devil i'm about sick of you running your mouth. i ought to come over there now and poke you w/ my pitchfork! 001030 ... god eat me! 001030 ... Grendel In Excelsis Deo and in the end it's what the fighting's all about 001030 ... god floyd is the best, man. actually the devil and i are really close. we just exchange words now and again to keep up appearances. 001030 ... the devil yeah. it's all a sham. i love ya, big guy! 001030 ... god right back atcha, bro. 001030 ... John This is how much God loved the world: He gave his Son, his one and only Son. And this is why: so that no one need be destroyed; by believing in him, anyone can have a whole and lasting life. God didn't go to all the trouble of sending his Son merely to point an accusing finger, telling the world how bad it was. He came to help, to put the world right again. Anyone who trusts in him is acquitted; anyone who refuses to trust him has long since been under the death sentence without knowing it. And why? Because of that person's failure to believe in the one-of-a-kind Son of God when introduced to him. 001030 ... god john- you havn't been reading the bible have you? sure i did all that stuff, but i did a lot of stuff before then, too. right now i'm taking questions and hanging around w/ the devil, talkin' 'bout the good ol' days. do you have any questions? 001031 ... god oh yeah. take a pill, relax. don't believe everything you read. 001031 ... j_blue dear god why is everything sucky, and why are people so evil? i myself am a mean ass mo fo, and am totally weirded out by it.