ask_god_more the joker? You ever dance with the devil in the pale moonlight? 011204 ... god i'm hoping to, very soon! 011204 ... the joker? fun fun fun ('til your momma takes your t-bird away?) 011204 ... god i talk to my mom MAYBE once a year. i've had my own car since 1989. 011204 ... the joker? it's the beach boys. DUH 011205 ... silentbob Can i have your baby? 011205 ... god i know more about the beach boys than you know about anything. duh der uhhhh... 011206 ... god uhhhhhhhhh my baby? 011206 ... .the devil. Dance with me. 011206 ... satan satan satan i'll bring my turntables 011206 ... ClairE Are we all invited, satan? 011206 ... silentbob why do you answer every question with a question 011207 ... god am i dead yet? 011208 ... ClairE Nope. 011219 ... bzzmel will you marry me? 011219 ... god now? 011219 ... Jenna god and not God, right? 011219 ... Mahayana: Zakah: Sangha Jewels of Refuge Mahayana: Zakah: Sangha Jewels of Refuge is a mindless sheep and does exactly as told without any thought nor questioning hey god! more? 011219 ... god sure. i could sure use some 011222 ... paste! toast? 011222 ... god raises glass of warm clam juice and exclaims, "here's to kloot, not the jane fonda movie" 011223 ... syd barrett how much do you love me? 020110 ... megan where do I find makeout songs? 020110 ... ClairE Go back to god's place. 020110 ... god lots and what she said 020110 ... syd barrett lots and lots? or just lots 020110 ... Miffey Hey God What the fuck, man? seriously what the fuck, you know? damn. 020110 ... god jeez dude. beats the fuck outta me. i really just don't even know. 020110 ... Miffey oh alright just wondering, thanks though. 020115 ... Toxic_Kisses Didja miss me? 020516 ... yesterday and tomorrow are you not anything that they think you are anyway? 020623 ... god yes and yes 020705 ... yesterday and tomorrow are they wanting and wishing for nothing at all? 020705 ... yesterday and tomorrow again let me rewrite that question: is the everything that they are wanting and wishing for nothing you can give anymore? or will you once again bestow unto them that old shiny magic... 020705 ... yesterday and tomorrow i've sent you a secret. have you got it yet? 020713 ... yesterday and tomorrow and before you ask, it's not gonna show in your email inbox. it's just in the air. 020713 ... god ooo. i cannot wait! 020713 ... yesterday and tomorrow sillyhead. 020713 ... god magic is like new coke. it used to be everywhere. 020713 ... stop walking down my street in 3 words, tell me why you love the ocean 020818 ... god lots of water 020818 ... keep swimming in my pool in 7 words, tell me how to achieve satisfaction out of tomorrow 020818 ... keep swimming in my...... and yes, i mean august 19th, not the future in general 020818 ... paste! am i proud of you? 020818 ... tori amos will you even tell her if you decide to make the sky fall? 020818 ... god pool- have no expectations, buy very many drugs paste- yes and no, mostly no. famous amos- no and no. 020818 ... a one-eared squillo have you seen my ear? it's a big_ear i thought i left it near a cactus, but it was gone when i came back to look for it, all i found there was stryper 020819 ... god haven't seen your car. sorry. 020820 ... pool j.god, why green? and while you're at it, why silver? 020820 ... zappa just droppin' by to say hello, and i dig ya. 020820 ... god slytherins had to have colors. 020820 ... ass facely eddie, are you kidding? 020820 ... god the ocean is the ultimate solution 020820 ... zappa you are what you is, jonny baby. 020820 ... spider from mars dearest monsieur jonny god: please tell me why it is that even if i get ample sleep the night before, when i wake up early, i feel like complete shit for most of the day. (i used to think it was as simple as realizing that i'm not a "morning person", but i'm just not satisfied with that answer.) and yes i have been taking my vitamins. so tell me why i am dizzy dizzy dizzy and lethargically letharrrrrrrrrrrrrgic eep eeeeeeeeep eeeeeeeeeep 020912 ... god dearest spider, when do you get ample sleep? i don't buy that. maybe you ought to have a regular sleep schedule and let your body get accustomed to a routine. are you a coffee achiever? 020912 ... spider from mars dear jonathan god: okay, fine...you are sorta right. when i have to get up early, i don't usually get ample sleep. i do, however, get the "required" amount (sometimes). for instance, last night i slept for about 8 hours and had to be up at 8am this morning. i awoke feeling like utter crap, and that feeling hasn't much subsided. ...and what the hell kinda fun is it being on a regular schedule? j*eep*ers, jon(silly man)athan. get real. i've had a regular schedule in the past, and not only does that kind of thing detract from my much-loved spontaneity, but despite being on a routine, i am tired in the morning regardless (which is why i needed your advice). see, the whole mystery, mister, is that i don't feel as yucky when i get little sleep but wake up late. there must be something you're doing, jonny god.......are you spiking my mornings with grape kool-aid? you *know* that shit ain't cool. if you've been doing it, i beg of you to stop. as for the coffee - all i gotta say is eep. pshaw! 020912 ... kenny loggins greetings, god. why do you make so much fun of me? 020912 ... tuesday weld you want naked_pics of me, don't you. 020912 ... roddy mcdowall how about me? i know i'm daed (and dead), but i've been in close to 200 films and have guest starred on many interesting shows, including the_twilight_zone. doth that not impress thou, o god? won't you at least pretend to be interested? i know you only dig chicks, but c'mon.... 020912 ... holy chocolate chip cookies! jesus_h_christ! 020912 ... kenny loggins hey, tuesday- don't flatter yourself, although he will probably say yes. not if you start singing the danger_zone, though.. 020912 ... tuesday weld also, i'm not as famous as i once was..... *cries* 020912 ... roddy mcdowall yes, and you're growing old. 020912 ... david gilmour hello. forgive me, but must take the chance to recite a few lines from a song i once sang: there's a chill wind blowing in my soul and i think i'm growing old... is that how you feel, tuesday, dear? 020912 ... tuesday (on a thursday) weld david_gilmour! holy hell. urhhht....... i mean, uhhh.... yes yes, dear, yes uhhh yes i cannot speak anymore. 020912 ... god prawd and weld and tyne 020913 ... god i guess everything is meant to be 020913 ... not god life is a short warm moment, death is a long cold rest 020913 ... eep! with string merry_xmas 020913 ... god green goats and ham 020913 ... bless you but.... dear god please revisit this page when sober. thank you. 020913 ... troaly what kind of haoa does troaly like? 020913 ... Qazual Think differently... ask God for more random strange thoughts. Then you will no longer consider them sublte and simple when you consider how subtle it is to be simple... or something like that 020913 ... god it's pee, backwards 020913 ... kss hi god. I just drank battery acid. uh, I guess that's not a question. thanks! 021010 ... god battery acid? just like mom used to make? tk- i said yes and yes, one yes aimed at you. 021015 ... god ask me about the new double knits! 021015 ... paste! when was last time you stuffed alfalfa in your pants? 021015 ... god it was at my grandma's funeral. they say i put the "fun" in "funeral". they say lots of things. it really wasn't MY grandma per se, but i take what i can get. 021015 ... the "cool" in coolness do i make you prawd? and i mean REALLY 021015 ... the "yak" in yakety yak 87 or 14? and i want REASONS (or scoobadin, at least) 021015 ... god yes, very prawd. i have scoobadin, but i gotta say 14. 87 is cool, but it is not 88. 14, on the other hand reminds me of the first time i touched a girl's crotch. 021015 ... the "yak" up my ass god, you naughty bastard. why is 88 so goomabaloo? 021015 ... goomabaloo from outer space yak? 021015 ... spider from mars jonny- wot's your favorite track from "shut up 'n play yer guitar" (all 3 discs)? 021015 ... god kill me now!!!! 021016 ... god where's the loose women at????? 021016 ... god my favorite track? i really like em all, stace. 021016 ... spider from mars if you *had* to pick just 1, jon. or 4. 021016 ... god it's subject to change as the minutes slip by, but currently canard du jour or the deathless horsie 021016 ... jane what's your favorite sexual position? when was the last time you got laid? 021016 ... god any. get laid? ha ha ha ha ha. hon, i'm married. get laid. ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha etc. ................ 021016 ... gods wife jane, i like to starve him. always. 021016 ... gods wife but not as far as food is concerned! god, sweetie, there's a pop-tart waiting on the table for you! 021016 ... gods wife ....and an ear of corn, and lots of pasta! 021016 ... gods wife .....and corn, and lots of pasta! 021016 ... gods wife yak! sorry 'bout that. 021017 ... god must you invade my one refuge? 021017 ... gods wife fine, i'll leave this blue place. but now sex is CoMPletELy out of the question for the rest of our lives. 021017 ... jane okay, when was the last time you had sex? same damn thing 021017 ... god strangely enough, a half-hour ago 021018 ... gods wife k, here i am again. was it good, hon? 021018 ... Toxic_Kisses I was wondering if it's a sin to steal things in my dreams, after all I think I read something in the Bible (a looooooong time back) about if your married yet think sexual thoughts about another woman you should have your eyes riped out, and I realize your probably wondering what that has to do w/ this but aren’t dreams even more than a thought? And stealing after all is bad so would dreaming about stealing be a sin? 021127 ... Sleepless TK Is it wrong to yell out ur name (Ex:Oooooh God-oooohGod-don't stop dontstop!-ohGodohGodohGod!!) while haveing sex w/ some one elce? 021224 ... ferret i like jesus 021229 ... god t.k.- do whatever you like in your dreams, it's ok. the bible is mostly bullshit. shout it out loud, hon. jesus likes you too. 021230 ... Strideo I had a dream that I was in a car chase and that I threw a big plate of cole-slaw onto the windsheild of my pursuer's car. If dreaming of stealing could be a sin, what about throwing cole-slaw onto the windsheild of a moving vehicle? Dream people could get hurt. . 021230 ... god sometimes actions like slaw-slingin' become necessary. in dreams i walk with you... keep up the good works 021230 ... ferret god, in dreams is it a sin to covet a different colored shirt? i have often looked at myself in the mirror in dreams and i see that i'm wearing an ugly brown shirt, not that i don't love it, but what if the dream person who bought it felt sad? gragragraGRAGRA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 021231 ... Strideo I forgot to mention, Gandalf was there too. Weird. I should stop watching the Lord of the Rings movies for a while . 021231 ... a candy colored clown in dreams i talk to you in dreams you're mine all the time we're together in dreams sing_to_god 021231 ... x god helps those who help themselves. Why don't you go kill a nice brown cow and skin it? 030303 ... The Spork bonus tip: cow bones make good weapons and even jewelry if polished properly go the ancient route, don't let a single scrap of that critter go to waste cheeseburger, anyone? 030304 ... cube When was the last time you got a worthwile answer from your 'god'? ³ 030304 ... phil he told me to fuck off once, and that seemed pretty permanent. 030304 ... niska x: I'm too fucking lazy - otherwise i wouldn't be asking "god", would I? 030412 ... god no one is lazier than i am, generally. 030412 ... no reason what would you do if you ran into jane fonda at the mall? 030616 ... god i'd give her a hug, pat her on the back for going to hanoi, then i would get an orange julius. then i would leave without waiting for anyone i brought to the mall. 030616 ... trixie what is your earliest memory? 030616 ... god probably drinking water out of a baby bottle in my moms kitchen. i couldn't have been no more than 2 or 3 030621 ... sixteen what color do you relate most with? and If I were a pork sandwich, would it be best to shuffle my cards thoroughly? 030621 ... endless desire so tell me. . . why is the sky blue? 030621 ... god color? i like blue, black and see-through, but i don't claim any as relatives. furthermore, yak. non-ditch is always yak when in doubt. 030621 ... god the sky is blue, cause blue was first on my list. 030621 ... sameolme How can I get all the other fanatics to accept me? I've been as reverential as a baby's bottom and still they give me that holier than thou look.I say "bless you" when they fart, and exhibit more piety than Mrs. Smith and Sara Lee put together, but nothing seems to work. Yours in the whatever. Me 040620 ... Doar Oh dear (don't take it as a personal embrace) lord, where can you find a decent pair of sandals? 040621 ... god fanatics will never accept anything. nobody has made decent sandals on this planet since the industrial revolution. 040921 ... oren Well? 080629 ... poet i think god is dead 080629 ... Soma god why am i here why do you feel so far away why do i keep on fucking up why is everyone so fucked up why is life so short why is a day so long why did you make us why did you leave us why did you do anything if you knew it all already why why why god why are there no easy answers 080629 what's it to you? who go blather from