stork_daddy_fan_club stork daddy well...so far it's just me...but it's okay...i can wait...i've got all the time in the...oh...it is getting late...i'll go to bed....it'll grow overnight...i just know it 020417 ... farmfish i be offerin' me membership. 020417 ... Sailor Jupiter If food is provided, I'll consider it. *smiles* 020417 ... unhinged i'll join if he can get my sex and my sexual identity right hahahaha 020417 ... stork daddy sorry milady...did you notice the romantic mood lighting? or the pine scented candles? all part of the membership...join now and you get a free hour of sensual massage at the hands of papa stork...that's me 020417 ... stork daddy oh and yes there is free food...just ask and i'll blather it up for you...we treat our members right...although...this is the stork daddy fan club...maybe you should feed me. So three members. That's wonderful. Revolutions have started with less. 020417 ... bethany do we get a starter pack? stickers? photocopied autograph? schedule? more information on dreams you have about your members? 020517 ... stork daddy i'm afraid that giving out all of that information would interfere with the mystery my life fighting crime requires. But...i dream about you all all the time. since i don't know what any of you look like i generally dream up faces made up from different magazine photos, like the montages i used to have to make in grade school...oh no...i've already said too much. You're just going to have to be content with the tantalizing presence of my words. You in? 020517 ... stork daddy oh i will totally send you stickers...most of them will say dole...but don't be weirded out...that actually is my middle name 020517 ... okimhear do you have to smell good? i smell good today at least. 020518 ... stork daddy well...you have to smell good at least some of the time. Like during the special members only ceremonies....wink wink nudge nudge 020518 ... X where do we send the fan mail? 030504 ... stork daddy crazedkidicarus@aol.com 030504 ... joda I'm curious if this is a tiered membership system, and if so, what are the incentives? Besides special, members-only ceremonies... 030504 ... stork daddy it is indeed tiered. everyone is either president or vice-president depending on how many times they've complimented me. there will also be two people appointed to the post of normal member and vice-normal member and these will be the two people i dislike the most. membership incentives include glossy photographs of me, a monthly newsletter filled with limericks and japanese erotica, and the opportunity to date me. the normal member and vice-normal member have the responsibility of sending me money so that i can eat things other than peanut butter and ramen. your stork daddy, me 030504 ... joda I'll offer my membership. So, now you've got two members, and five inquiries... I must say, sensaul massages and opportunities to date you are definately key equity points, but you could benefit from some publicity. I offer PR services, usually starting at a six-pack and undisclosed, personal use of the photocopy machine, but here I'd be willing to make an exception, because I think you could go places. You think about it. I'll be back sometime tomorrow. 030505 ... sixteen still loves you oh ew. get away from this boy, he is ick. 030505 ... stork daddy yeah i am ick...that's my key selling point...and people say i need pr! i ooze ickiness. well...sounds like a good deal. also...the photocopier is all yours...push it to its limits my friend. 030506 ... stork daddy by the way...good to hear from you again 030506 ... niska stork daddy, what are you doing? i'm sure you're far from ick, but pine scented candles? classy... *cough* on the other hand, i could use some of those dole stickers. and a sensual massage... ...ok, i'm in. 030506 ... sixteen yeah, i was beginning to miss you 030506 ... stork daddy oh wow...joda and niska...those are some powerful accquisitions. i can't help but think that there's only room for one of you. If you two can prove that you can collaborate and co-exist, i won't have you fight to the death. Otherwise in the stork daddy club's most arcane and venerated tradition it's down to the jello pits armed with bullwhips and hand grenades for the both of you. on a sidenote...ah to be sixteen again! 030506 ... joda Umm, how am I powerful, exactly? Also, I won't be scrapping in Jell-O, thanks. Unless you think YOU could take me... And if it's cherry flavoured. 030506 ... x ----- Transcript of session follows ----- 550 5.1.2 ... Host unknown (Name server: aol.com.030504.: host not found 030506 ... stork daddy of course it's cherry flavored. and x...i appreciate your attempts at drawing everyone's attention to the difficulty in trying to communicate with anyone in this lonely world but if you wanted to join the club, you only had to ask. 030506 ... bartleby i'd rather not 030506 ... niska yeah baby, i light up the fucking room... how old are you now? 17? where do you keep the alcohol in this joint? 030506 ... niska ok, i'm trying to be all smart, and blather rocks me with confusion once again.... where's the post? 030506 ... ya dumb press F5 030507 ... jane this is craziness do i have to join the club to give my two cents? 030507 ... stork daddy crazedkid icarus@aol.com rather...dont know if the space makes a difference 030507 ... stork daddy oh and of course we have a fully stocked liqour cabinet...but we have to wait till my mom falls asleep...i hope you don't mind 030507 ... stork daddy ah bartleby, you've learned the strength of passive resistance. the havoc one person letting go can wreak on the illusions the rest of us convince ourselves are real to justify our days. with king and counselors you belong sweet bartelby, for no one else can hold such ideals. this is a club for the moderate peasant! the swinger on the weekend! those who never go as far as they imagine! and a couple who have and are good storytellers! oh and jane...is my saying no going to stop you from putting in your two cents? of course not, stork daddy takes all comers. 030507 ... niska yeah... you know, i clicked the refresh button on my browser several times before writing that, smarty pants. but thanks for the clever advice anyway, ya dumb... 030507 ... stork daddy come on in and party down at my well decorated soul prison! 030507 ... stork daddy hey now... let's not fight girls, you're both pretty 030507 ... niska your mom? uh... you're a bit of heat score. i'll just show up at the 'ceremonies' already drunk, how's that? 030507 ... stork daddy hmm..allright...but don't smell funny 030507 ... niska well, of course not. i smell like candy. and cigarettes, but that's only to the overly sensitive non-smokers in my life. plus, i wouldn't want your mom to get all nervous that anything ill is going down - her baby boy consorting with a ravishing older woman and all. but, once she's asleep... what she doesn't know won't hurt you. 030507 ... niska or is this more like the mickey-mouse club? if so, i'll just get high, cause i'm sure you momma won't notice. 030507 ... stork daddy who my mom? nah she's the one strung out on meth in the corner. ravishing though huh? well heck, you just got upgraded to special stork daddy assistant. 030507 ... niska you don't need an assistant. and i already have a job. 030507 ... stork daddy hmm...well that's a downer. i don't need a porsche either. but i sure would like one. well have fun being a downer 030507 ... stork daddy actually i don't want a porsche. just an assitant. and world peace. and for all the people who don't agree with me to be fought with untill they do. 030507 ... Dafremen Oh I've been a fan ever since he puffed himself up and went a few rounds with his imagination on squint_meets_dafremen. There's something about scorpion fearlessness that begs to be appreciated. Course that's how they get em to sting the latex on the top of the jar when they milk em for venom down at the labs too. Still, not even the absurdity of watching a scorp swing at the air can take away from the admirable courage they often demonstrate. Heart like that is never wasted. 030507 ... stork daddy spoken like a man with a sting mark in his ass 030508 ... Dafremen It's always entertaining (and occasionally interesting) to hear how reality appears from the other side of the screen. Such an imagination! : ) Yup. Number one fan...right here. 030508 ... stork daddy daf, in that analogy, you'd be like the inept scientist who overestimates himself and ends up getting stung. however, since that analogy seems nothing more to me than, and i paraphrase here, "how things seem on the other side of the screen due mainly to a a powerful imagination." But if you'd like to be in the number one fan slot, i think i have an opening. You're going to have to bring beer, and promise not to read your 7th grade poetry when we have open mic nights though. 030508 ... stork daddy anecdotes about your spunky kids are welcome though. i wonder where they get their spunk from. i'd say you, but we all know it's really what month they were born in. 030508 ... Dafremen It'd be an honor to be your number one fan stork daddy, the beer's on the way. As a long footnote I would like to mention that the way you throw little digs in to your blathes, usually carefully calculated for emotional impact is, at least to one who is familiar with the Scorpio mentality, quaint. I do not say that in order to diminish you, but to let you know that you are having little or no effect on my self esteem or my ego with these juvenile attempts at putting me in my place. In fact, you are only degrading yourself when you do so. You, with your intelligence, should be above such things, but alas, the desire to sting is an awful hard habit to overcome, particularly for one with your hidden depths of emotion. While my poetry may appear 7th gradish to one who equates rhymed verse with bad poetry, in the end that is their prejudice getting in the way of their enjoyment. The pleasure I derive from writing structured, rhymed verse comes not from an inability to write in a more contemporary style, but from the challenge that creating works in this style poses. As a poet, it is my task to set feelings and ideas to paper and hopefully to translate those effectively to the reader. It is infinitely easier to communicate feelings through unstructured non-rhyming verse. You simply let the feelings flow onto the paper. To achieve the same with a structured poem, a rhymed piece is incredibly difficult. Rhymed verse often comes out strained and stilted, confined as the poet is to the rules of it's structure. It is for this reason, on the occasions that I do manage to pull it off, that the satisfaction is that much greater. My admiration for the great bards is multiplied, understanding as I do, the difficulty of what it was that they managed to accomplish. So what kind of beer did you have in mind? 030509 ... stork daddy i wasn't referring to the rhymes i was referring to the emotional tone, where every feeling is valid even standing on its own. I much prefer the tempered in poems that voice the heart, where a feeling can be traced beyond their immediate subjective start. So don't just say "i love you, you mean the world to me", i implore you, though it's hard with rhymes, to give us more to see. I think the poem is in what's shared, and rhymes are certainly a start, but it's often hard to share the abstract notions of a heart. But the dull gray of a cold sky, where gray leads to a shiver, or the way a changing in her eyes reflects a changing in some river....out of all that we can almost share, these we can almost touch. they are the most real to us, and deserve recognition as such. I guess i'm from that school that thinks you should build to your conclusion. Not "no idea but in the thing" but at least some kind of fusion. anyways...i love rhymes...and lately i've been feeling corona. yeah sorry about the digs. you just get bored...you know how that is? i find no justifications or defenses. i accept my loathsome status. 030510 ... stork daddy which all of you can enjoy thoroughly if you join my club! 030510 ... niska ok. first of all, i'm going to say: stork daddy, i'm a fallin' in love with you. *sigh* second, i've always wanted an assistant as well, so i can identify. i feel my position warrants one, but my boss doesn't. mainly because he's a sexist pig that assumes i'm his, despite the fact he could be fired and it would have no impact on my standing withing the company. ok, i'm just rambling now... third: corona. yes. and a short footnote: I rather enjoy the fact that Daf has to BRING beer, but you'll let me raid your liquor stash (as soon as mom is fast asleep, yeah. but that's ok, whatever...) so, that all said, i also want to relate to you this tale, as the man who drove my car home for me explained (This is the best - it's like a cab, but they drive YOUR car, and you pay the Km, NOT the time you're waiting at lights, etc... brilliant.) that a lot of people ask if he gets to drive some really nice cars. he goes, 'well, i suppose, but i'm not that materialistic. whatever you drive, if you're drink, you shouldn't be driving it, period.' like a champ. i said i'd like to drive a hummer. he's never drivien a hummer. he DID get to drive BMW last week though. i have a mazda. my car was obviously no comparison - an i know he was thinking it, but he didn't want to say... anyway, i didn't mean to come off like i was giving you a hard time. i think you're pretty cool, as far as anonymous internet folk go. plus i'm drunk, and my honey's on a job all weekend, so i should warn you, this could be a whole different story tomorrow. but for now, let's be sweet to each other, ok? no fights. *smooches* 030511 ... Dafremen see also: _DUSTY (in a hurry right now...I'll list others l8r) OR maybe you can actually read more than three next time. : ) 030511 ... stork daddy niska, i don't know if anyone's told you this, but you're quite pleasant when you're drunk. you should just drink all the time. besides helping you to give me the warm and fuzzies, it would also make your pig boss more bearable. sorry your honey is gone, i'll be as kind as can be. just don't accidentally shout out "stork daddy" in bed when he returns. and of course daf has to bring beer. ladies drink free! so anyways...if there's one thing i hate...it's sexist pigs! nah...i was just kidding though, daf doesn't have to bring a beer...we have a stocked cupboard. but he at least needs to wait untill i'm drunk before we hang out. oh and daf...interesting piece about the dusty white girl and the ebony bikers. i think i downloaded a film like that once. well not really. anyways...i think more embedded or softer rhymes would work better in that particular piece. maybe i'll go into detail later, but right now i'm stoned and running on two hours of sleep. sorry...i've been on a bit of a drug binge ever since i finished my last wrestling season ever. no more pee tests! no more pee tests! anyways...i can't think of any good reason not to post more...well at least not any good reason you'd also think was a good reason...and truth be told...there's a part of me that comes to blather to read the brave attempts at meaning beyond what flavor pop tart someone had this morning for breakfast. although what someone's eating at any given moment, with the unseen context for us to ferret out, is poetry in its own right. oh and by the way...nuclear chicken wings from cluck u are the best! anyways...time to go build bridges so i'll have something to burn later. 030511 ... x who is not beercentric limes you know why? the clear glass of the bottle allows UV penetration which alters chemical composition this results in a flavor known as "skunk" the lime counteracts that 030511 ... niska wrestling, eh? the jello... the ladies, the fan club... it's all making sense now. and where's joda been? you might want to check petty cash and see that it's not missing too... 030511 ... jane ladies drink free, huh? i'm just here for the free booze... i'll leave you... three...(?) alone 030511 ... stork daddy oh don't play coy. hmm...skunk hmmm...well i'll admit...i'm new to beer 030511 ... stork daddy and if anyone's stealing petty cash...it's gonna be me! i have to support my supermarket mechanical horse addiction somehow. 030511 ... Dafremen I am of the opinion that you need a mailing address where fans can subscribe to the Fanzine and get more stork daddy merchandise. P.S. Yer mental state probably has a lot to do with your critique of my poetry. It's perfect just the way it is, thank you very much. So sez my muse and so end of THAT discussion. 030511 ... Dafremen P.P.S. Try to take this in the best light possible: I've been looking over my poems and it's quite obvious that you know little or nothing about poetry. I can't believe you suckered me into even thinking about listening to that drivel you've been spouting. Nice job. Still yer biggest fan. Daf 030511 ... stork daddy in art, is it wisest to steer from within or to hitch your wagon to a judicious star? in the next stork daddy fanzine. p.p.s you're adorable like this. p.p.p.p.s is it worse being looked over or being simultaneously attracted and repulsed, attractive and repulsive? p.s nobody can make it from infancy to a workeable life without an okay mother p.p.p.s enjoy your muse 030511 ... stork daddy oh and by the wayyyy...fan club members...tomorrow is critical thinking day...so pick a topic and think critically about it. send me any essays that get written. yours, stork daddy 030511 ... joda Ha Ha! Petty Cash? Yes, I'd probably make off with it if it were anyone else, but I gather that since stork daddy is living at home, he's either too young to be gainfully employed, or he can't afford his own rent. I just can't do that to him. How else is he going to afford to get the ladies drunk? I know I'm not cheap, and niska, you seem like the kind of person who could take on a sailor. Jane? How are you with a funnel? stork daddy, if you have to steal from your club to ride the ponies, i'll give you a roll of quarters, because I'm such a huge fan - it's the least I can do. Also, Dafremen, I think someone's angling for a pony, er... I mean fan club of his own. ;) Start one up. I'm willing to bet you have some fans out there. 030511 ... stork daddy the life of a third world dictator in training takes some temporary setbacks. so thanks for leaving the petty cash to my petty schemes. as for the ladies getting drunk, that's not half as important as me being drunk and riding a mechanical pony outside of a safeway. but if they feel like getting sauced and bestowing affection on me, well i'd have to be a fool to turn down a steal of a deal like that. dafreman already has a fan club by the way, but he's trying to get members other than himself. oooh! nah, lots of people like daf. sometimes i feel weird engaging in this chat room style, since it was something i previously snubbed, but cie el vivero...the fans want it, the stork brings it! speaking of which, i'm still working on a muppet war drama. 030511 ... Dafremen stork, When the star is in fact another within that wishes to do the steering, it is best to steer from within. Glad you like the new persona. He'll be around for a little while. Don't count on him though, that's not part of the game plan. Change, constant change...is. It is better to be attracted and repulsed. However, I am not repulsive, although some perceptions of me may be. Those who know me want to hug me. This I know from experience. I'm not sure about you. I hope you are as lucky. Bullsh*t. If your mother is a heroin addicted, racist loser, you can do just fine without her. Parents have a tendency to pass on their bias, paranoia and fear to their offspring as well as passing on the benefit of their experience. Those fortunate few of us who have not been weighted down with this baggage have faired extremely well once we've gotten past our initial feelings of rejection and loss. My muse came to me today as I watched the sunrise. It said, "Cuts across the morning sky..latent shadows of the night..that recall a heart still sleeping..sleeping..beating..gently weeping..wanting to be known..for something other than its tattered wishes." I recorded it on my dictaphone and shared it here with you. I think my muse would approve. YOU would probably enjoy my muse. Joda, If a dafremen_fan_club page were created here, I would wholeheartedly endorse and support it. I live for such a thing. 030511 ... joda That's what I thought... Dafremen_fan_club 030511 ... stork daddy i said we all need an okay mother. i wouldn't say crack addicted fits under the heading okay. fact is, most people can't quite ever relate without great difficulty if they had an ambivalent or avoidant mother or mother stand in during their critical stages of development. that's just the data. thirdly, i'd make your muse sing! fourthly...what's so great about hugs anyways? i wonder are you one of those folks who is timid and moderate and respectful all day who lets off steam by blathing? either way, you have a fan club now. i'll understand if your duties to your members takes away from your time spent as my number one fan. i'm going to fight off all the people hugging me to type one last thing, is art just self-expression or can it also be communication? oh and you never brought the beer. 030511 ... jane yeah the ladies have nothing to drink free 030511 ... jane even though i'm, um,...not in the fan club 030511 ... stork daddy "if we had but world enough and time, this coyness lady would be no crime" 030512 ... joda Jane, I don't think you have to be... *shhh* 030512 ... joda Yes, art is a form of communication. 030512 ... stork daddy oh jane's been in my fan club forever! 030512 ... Dafremen Thank you SO much for the fan_club. I will cherish it always. Yes, stork, you said that everyone needs an OK mother and I believe that what I was pointing out was that some of us have gotten along just fine without any mother at all. No, I am anything but timid, moderate and shy. I am courteous, respectful but won't take anyone's sh*t if they try to confuse that with weakness. I treat people the way I would be treated and would venture to say that I am well loved wherever I go. It is the very few who think it's all an act, or that I'm just manipulating people, that don't like me. (I would almost dare to toss you into that group, but I don't know you that well...yet.) Yesterday, an elderly black woman came up to me on the bus, her husband in tow and told me I was the most wonderful driver she had ever met and asked me for a hug. Her husband shook my hand and just about everyone said something nice to me and thanked me for a wonderful trip. That's the reality of my life. That's who I am and what I want for society. As for blather, I'm still amazed that you haven't gotten it yet. I have no steam to blow off. On the occasions that I do, I blow it off at those who deserve to have it blown off at them. I don't hide behind some forum like a skulking little rodent and poke at strangers sadistically with a stick. That's not my way either. Blather is words. So they told me at the beginning when I first came here and so I have tried to keep it. Just words, lots of pretty, blue words. That is all. If communication comes of what is blathed here, great. If it doesn't great. Blather has nothing to do with life for some and everything to do with it for others. (Old habits die hard, huh Freud Daddy?) 030512 ... stork daddy okay...calling me freud daddy is just weird. secondly, an individual who can live a decent life without at least some kind of decent parenting, (which unfortunately in our society, still more often than it should comes down to primarily a mother) is a rare individual indeed. They must be born in a real plum of a month. Also, i'm so glad the elderly and the black are shaking your hands. Perhaps you should invite them to be in your fan club? Sometimes blather is communication whether you like it or not. They aren't just blue words, they're your blue words. 030512 ... Dafremen P.S. I drank a Corona (caguama size) for you last night. A generous act, if you don't mind my saying so since I have never been very fond of Coronas, I prefer Pacifico if I must drink a lager. Oh, and I'm still your number one fan. 030512 ... Dafremen No, my friend. They are HERE. They are OUR blue words. Freud daddy was a reference to your habit of playing armchair psychologist and was meant fondly. Please take it that way. I wasn't BRAGGING about the people that enjoyed their time with me, I was simply stating the facts and giving you an example. It's real, it's true and I've left my bus schedule here on blather if you'd ever care to come and find out the truth for yourself. Having made up your mind about me, I'm sure it must be a difficult thing for you to turn away from that opinion. Such is one of the difficulties facing Fixed signs. 030512 ... stork daddy look...it's your continuing words that make up my mind about you. nothing else. and about you not poking sadistically with a stick, sorry to bring up ancient precedents here but i do recall you calling squint a "perfect ball of string to bat around" You can claim whatever reasons you'd like, but i think the general consensus is that your attack was about as much self-defense as the recent war in iraq, probably less so. And of course i'm an armchair psychologist, what other kind is there? Understanding the intentions of others is one trait which was necessary, being a social animal in a species of thinkers. Moreso than the other subjects we must strain to learn, we have our intuitive beliefs about the actions of others. Some of these are only accurate at the level which is most cost efficient. This is why a lot of enemies are fought with rather than understood. However, i do seek out the knowledge passed on by those people who were and are engaged actively in making psychology fit the processes of that arcane art what we call science. Honestly though, i don't see how you being a bus driver is going to make you any clearer to me. People drive buses for a lot of reasons. Apparently yours is to serve others. Well as long as we all know you aren't the type to drive them to scrape by. Dafremen, i mistrust my own pride, why would yours be any different? As for my fan club: I ROCK! 030512 ... Dafremen You relish your pride and wear it like a headdress. I simply have learned, after my early years of loneliness and self-doubt, to trust myself and, YES, to enjoy my own company. Your suspicion of me is like your suspicion of everything else. You must always find the "mystery", are always so sure that something lies hidden beneath the surface..that things aren't as they appear to be. In the case of my writing, you would be right. Things are hardly ever what they appear to be. The whole squint piece was known to be a ruse by a few here before it even happened. It was words. What'll really twist it is when you find out that there wasn't any experiment either, but we'll save that for another day. If you scratched your way past the bones, to the flesh on the other side, you still wouldn't be convinced. Such is the nature of the Scorpion. It was interesting to note how many times you've mentioned enjoying a little mystery. Astrology teaches us just that about Scorpio people. I believe the clues are everywhere..keep digging. OH, and some of us grew up with a psychologist for a father. Again, we'll save that for another day. Wouldn't wanna take the mystery out of this game. 030512 ... Dafremen P.S. As your number one fan, I have to say that this whole intellectual fencing thing is getting pretty tedious. Cmon now, how about some entertainment? 030512 ... stork daddy i don't even like fencing. but you entertain me first...then i'll entertain you. and fine, the whole squint thing is a ruse, i have no problem with that, except for squint not being in on the joke. basically you're saying instead of having a personal grudge you actually went out of your way and conspired to fuck with someone for pure entertainment value. i don't see how one is more respectable than the other. and i don't like mystery. i despise it. the rest of you are the ones who seem comfortable with it. but since i can't beat it, i learned to make it my own. i think that's more a necessary perception than an astrological trait. but you think what you think and i think what i think. i find every insinuation towards me being primarily a scorpio rather than a complex human being a dig though. so stop digging. 030512 ... stork daddy i mean besides...everyone knows i'm an unenlightened vajra... 030512 ... jane you don't despise mystery and you know it 030512 ... Dafremen Tell me about it. Not even a truckload of that crap would convince me of what I know. I will conceed that you are a complex human being incredibly complex and composed of much more than factors imprinted upon your psyche at birth, but also your own will and experience...your upbringing and your heredity. No my friend, I wouldn't even pretend to know YOU. You underestimate my ability to be your number one fan, I see...I feel nothing but healthy respect for stork daddy the blatherer. An astrologer is ethically required to respect a confidence. In fact, the complexity of you is what makes the science and art of astrology so much more inviting than computer science could ever have promised to be. Calculus was a joke in comparison to the skillz required to be a good astrologer. I still have 6 years left to be where I want to be. You are above and beyond anything that I could ever hope to know fully without your indulgence or your permission and even then, only superficially. But I know something. There is a certain usefulness to this in establishing relationships and developing mutual respect. That's what I'm all about. I love astrology. You believe what you will, but there's yer cue to dig into this mystery and prove me wrong by understanding astrology, watching people...hell screwing with them if it gets you to learn how it works. Do it to prove me wrong. The minute you do, you will be as enthralled as I am..even more so, for the mystery is as complex as you can handle. Deny it or not...you love mystery. The understanding is written everywhere in books and you just keep what you observe to be true and ignore what you don't see to be true to a useful degree. It works. Enjoy! Your biggest fan, Daf 030512 ... stork daddy hmmm daf...i don't know if astrology has helped you relate to me any better, or if i still don't mind being told i have personality traits not relevant to the immediate world i live in. although being designed to be relevant to the very planets is sure an ego boost. ummm...well...i guess you can be my number one fan still. i really would look into astrology as thoroughly as i do all things which promise so much but first i need to get a job and a swinging pad. if there are any bus driver openings keep me updated. 030512 ... Dafremen Hey, let me do your chart. It's that simple. But no, you prefer to think that your secrets are safe. Fair enough. So remember not to give up yer sun sign if someone having this sort of information about your personality makes you uncomfortable. I'm going back to my party. You're welcome to join. I have Clockwork Orange on DVD in the green room. 030513 ... stork daddy fine...you can do my chart...but i'm not counting as valid any inferences that can be made without the help of the planetary allignments okay? 030513 ... Dafremen Fair enough, but I ask that you be one hundred percent honest about the date, time and location. I will be one hundred percent legit and give you a bibliography of books that I got the chart information from. Fair enough? That way you can see, that I didn't use blather as a source of information. In any event I will not discuss the results here on blather or use them here. That would be a violation of your confidence. I take that sort of thing very seriously. see_also: dear_carl_sagan P.S. Still your number one fan. You workin on a fanzine too? 030513 ... joda You seem to be in a bad mood lately, stork daddy. LOL 030513 ... stork daddy hey joda...you typing LOL did very little to improve my mood. as a matter of fact, as a member of my fan club, i order you to cheer me up. 030514 ... jane hey, she shouldn't have to be your beast of burden 030514 ... stork daddy that's her song to sing darlin oh and i was born nov.9th, 1981, at 600p.m exactly in San Francisco. I'm leaving it at that so you don't like look up hospital records. Does it help that it was a dark and stormy night? 030514 ... stork daddy i'm working on my fanzine as well as special members ceremonies. once a month we get to beat an effigy of me to blow off steam. any other ideas for fun special members only ceremonies? i'd be happy to hear them out. 030514 ... Dafremen Ok, I don't have your email address. Is that to say you want me to put yer chart here? I'd really rather not. It sort of personal information. It can be very personal, depends upon the difficulty of the chart. Some charts are no brainers, some are very puzzling to an amateur like me. In either event, email me and I'll send it to the address, reply. OR I'll put it here if you insist. 030514 ... stork daddy my email address is crazedkid icarus@aol.com hey...who knows...if i like it...i'll post it. if i consider it accurate, even if i don't like it, well maybe i'll post it then too. anyways...i hope it isn't a terrible imposition on you. 030514 ... Dafremen It's what I love to do. I'm working on wone other chart. Then yours. 030514 ... Dafremen Keep it for yourself. It's better that way. Seriously. 030515 ... Dafremen Although at this point, anyone could put together the information themselves. Hmmm...a motivation to learn how to do a chart? 030515 ... Dafremen is ther an underline between crazedkid and icarus? 030515 ... stork daddy no underline 030515 ... niska you have a fanzine? so, what are you a fan of so much you've created a 'zine? or is it for YOUR fans? don't worry, i'm drinking right now. the warm fuzzies should be kicking in, in about an hour... ;) 030518 ... stork daddy it's a fanzine for me...as i am my greatest fan. 030518 ... niska i thought daf was your greatest fan. well, good luck with that. you're pretty clever. i imagine you're much like what paul lukas must have been like when he was 15 (or whatever... don't correct me if i'm wrong) 030518 ... stork daddy well i'm afraid i don't know who paul lukas is. if it's some old actor from black and white films, i'm afraid you dated me. date me again sometime as i always learn something from it. oh and yeah...dafremen is my number one fan officially...but he isn't as qualified as i am for the post. unfortunately, my busy schedule only permits me to be worshipped and not to do too much of the worshipping myself. as for the fanzine, however, i couldn't find anyone with enough access to me to write an accurate zine about me who also still liked me enough to want to write a fanzine so i'm going to have to do that myself. anyways niska, i hope you have a good evening and remember, drinking alone is only a disease if you get caught. 030519 ... niska yeah. i agree. but i don't think there's anything wrong with a bit of a primer while the night is still young (monday was a holiday. i wasn't alone for long...) paul lukas is some guy that wrote a great zine called beer frame. he is the master of writing all about himself and getting his opinions on the world across through the guise of an arcane topic. a lot of people do this, but not everyone can come off as a likeable character doing so. it's affectionate and sarcastic, clever and funny, but also smart and well researched. and interesting - that's important, otherwise people wouldn't have been mailing him 2 dollars for each issue. also, i don't know how anyone CAN'T agree with with his writing, because everything he writes is true. he's probably in his 30s, because he wrote them in the mid-nineties and he was in his mid-late 20s then, so he said... anyway, you should check that out because it's funny. the way you write reminds me of reading his crap. i always ended up laughing my ass off, but it was useless to explain it to anyone who didn't share my sense of humor, because they probably wouldn't find it all that funny. i think you might though - maybe i'm wrong, who knows? it's a good example of nonegotistical ego writing, with a purpose. i'm sure it's on the internet - everythig is on the internet. i think you're a pretty funny character. and no offense to daf, but i enjoy reading your 'discussions'. i get the impression you're a lot younger than he is, and it's hilarious. if i hadn't written about so many other people in my past and in my life on blather, i'd introduce my boyfriend to this, because i know he'd enjoy it immensely. whatever you write about in your zine, i'd be interested in reading it. if it's half as funny as some of the shit you write here, i'd be inclined to spread it around to people who i think would appreciate it. 030520 ... joda I thought this club was disbanded. Is it too late to tickle you? Would that cheer you up? 030520 ... stork daddy god it's never too late to tickle me. i hope someday when i'm old and feeble to be tickled to death. and then, instead of taking vital signs, just tickle me to make sure i'm not just playing. mademoiselle...are you a sensual tickler? 030520 ... joda I guess that depends where you like to be tickled. Softly. With my tongue. 030520 ... joda Just jokes... 030520 ... Dafremen I'm old enough to be tickled to death. : ) 030521 ... alan vega werewolf thaws i'm buying his chevy 030523 ... stork daddy finals are over and my chevy ain't for sale... do not let the hypnotizing rhythms of my reoccurent patterns distract you from the anomalies that wait in store! 030524 ... niska what the hell does that mean? mysteries... i'll remain a 'fan', but this chat room shit is getting tired. see you around blather sometime, stork daddy. and all of you, more than likely... 030525 ... stork daddy yes i apologize...chat room shit is plain out lazy of me...forgive me for directly responding to anyone. i should be forcing them to respond to me. 030525 ... niska here's a hug for the road, baby. 030525 ... endless desire joins the fan club. 030604 ... niska it's been disbanded. 030604 ... ferret hey, i'll be in yours if you'll be in ferrets_fan_club 030605 ... ferret hey, i'll be in yours if you'll be in ferrets_fan_club 030605 ... ferret no wait, make that ferrets_fan_page 030605 ... joda stork daddy - is it true? no more fan club? who will i shower with adoration, then? ;) 030612 ... cupcake omg i sooo owant to join! stork daddy is so mean but he's the fantabulousest! 031003 ... stork daddy first of all. everyone in ferret's fan club is part of the irony crowd. secondly....it lives! it lives....stork daddy has been brought back from retirement by a true believer. what kind of a name is cupcake anyways? baby i can be your sprinkles. 031003 ... stork daddy and you don't want to join this club...you have more important things to do...like your homework...and screaming at the beatles. stuff like that. 031004 ... cupcake cupcake is what my friends in school call me, cuz there are 2 other jennies in my crowd, and i like cutesy stuff like powerpuff girls and happy tree friends and invader zim and stuff, and i'm allways happy and bouncy! i don't like the beatles tho, i liek stuff like avril and green day and ben folds five and staind and and kidney thieves and all kinds of stuff! so i'm really not that cutesy, because i like a lot of angry and depressing music. and i think that's why i think you're so cool because you use a lot of irony, sometimes i don't know if you're joking or not! do you really want to be my sprinkes? (no one's ever said that before !) 031004 ... stork daddy sure...but just remember...the frosting is the best part of the cupcake. i'll be here for you if you need help with your algebra or anything. i offer that to all of my fan club members. as long as it isn't hard or anything. 031004 ... Bizzar rock my socks off. count me in. 031004 ... :_) ahh now that the truth is told, i feel alot better. yeah, i'll be a member but i don't have to be on your list. i would be HIGHLY perverted otherwise. you were born in the decade of hair-bands. i was born at the tail end of the summer of love. (but really that isn't a terrible thing) 040131 ... :_) ahh now that the truth is told, i feel alot better. yeah, i'll be a member but i don't have to be on your list. i would be HIGHLY perverted otherwise. you were born in the decade of hair-bands. i was born at the tail end of the summer of love. (but really that isn't a terrible thing!) 040131 ... :_) sorry for duplicate post:( don't hate me 040131 ... stork daddy i don't hate you. and i know you still want to be on my list. 040131 ... :_) damn! but you ARE right about that. if i weren't seriously hooked up with a guy you would be my sweetest_sin. after all it's no coincidence that i ended up on this particular page. and i find you erotically intriguing. the things i would like to blather to you would be taboo. please know that hidden behind my subtle flirting are words that would like to come out, but can't because it would destroy me. it's scares me to think of this possibility: that we both have "arnold" as governor. 040201 ... . . 040201 ... somebody ol daddy here is fucking with you. he is not serious. do not take his "flirting" seriously. he just likes to mess with you. he does not want you on his list. its all a joke to him. 040201 ... :_) whether you are one of S.D.'s aliases or not. this "list" is irrelevant and so is the joke. when anyone flirts on blather it seems that they it all harmless. blather is one huge giant non-serious joke. anyone who would take it serious is naive. my words are meant to be unserious too. we all are game players here. and stork daddy is just so much fun to play with..... 040201 ... :_) by the way don't blame stork daddy. i'm the one who started the flirting. 040201 ... . . 040201 ... somebody you're also a tool. 040201 ... stork daddy oh there are no taboos in blather. you can go as far as you imagine. which is why all of these people come here to begin with. so they can shout at dad and beg their girlfriend for love and not drink alone. and don't you worry about that somebody, they were first on my list, when i was still packing plenty, and it was more than they could handle. but they have only themselves to blame since i clearly explained it from the get-go and made them sign the pre-spooge waiver. so now...about me again, how am i erotically intriguing? also...did you vote for arnold? also also, doesn't sinning make you feel naughty? also also also, pics...send to receive? press 2222 if you like to shower with a partner. 040202 ... stork daddy and don't worry somebody...i still think you're pretty too. 040202 ... Not the Daddy :) 040202 ... stork daddy actually if you'd like to make a page of things you'd like to do to me that'd be excellent. i'd never leave this website. 040202 ... wickedwiccan1 MWAHAHAHAHAHA! 040202 ... stork daddy okay...kind of creepy...maybe i'd leave sometimes 040202 ... unhinged how goes it boodhi ? 111203 ... Doar I am always going to be a fan of S.D. ALWAYS!!! I have laughed so hard at his writing it made me damn near pee. His witticism and timing in the responses...perfection in comedic effects. . 220605 ... stork daddy I decided not to renew my membership when he went electric. 220607 ... stork daddy I decided not to renew my membership when he went electric. 220607 ... j was that before or after the series-winning grand slam? 220614 what's it to you? who go blather from