funnel typhoid one_night roast roasted ROASTED till i'm blue in the face digitalis digital digits extened to extent full length across the spline of your spine dancing moonlight bliss twilight hiss kiss wish time ripening scope hyperacting twist twist twist and touch touch touch. we all are elves 000909 ... bloody potato chip if_its_in_you 010720 ... Norm I love this tool. I made my first one in the summer of grade nine. First Time I used it, it hurt like a bitch, but I got so drunk I couldn't see, I slept over to a chicks house I had a crush on in grade 7 and was still a super babe. It was a quality funnel with a clear funnel top and a clear hose. It had a sticker on it that said "It's not a beer belly. It's a fuel tank for my sex machine." on it. We've mad many more since than. I've kept that one in my room. We warmly call it "The Original". 010827 ... Norm I found an motor, spray painted it silver, stuck some hoses and plastic sticks and metal hooks to it. I put it in the trunk of my freinds car and now when ever where at a party with the funnel I ask the chicks who are watching if they want to see my sex machine and if they say yes I say "follow me..." and lead them to my friends car and open the trunk and say "well there it is" and then if their ugly I leave and if their hot I say "just joking... Wanna see the real thing?" I think its hilarious so sometimes I just drop to the ground holding my sides and laughing at the look they get on their face. 010907 ... not god we put the "fun" in "funeral" 050514 ... anomalous storm dreams, i run 050514 what's it to you? who go blather from