penis sage rhymes with venus, and not much else. 980827 ... big say hello to Mr. Happy 980902 ... daxle of all words for "it", I don't know why this one seems to be the most embarrasing 990416 ... stephen This penis the only one I have... 990502 ... David Curse or blessing? The only thing that defines masculinity. Am i a man without my penis? Does my size effect my self-worth? Sometimes i want to lop it rite off and watch my squirmy flesh hit the floor as i become a-sexual, niether man nor woman. Devote my life to a higher being that lets me lop off my penis and enters me through the gates of heaven. It's only an organ, not even an important like a lung or kidney. 990924 ... h8r i like to call my penis "the bad man." and during my collegiate years i was known to murmur to various young ladies... "Make the bad man spit. Make the bad man spit." They didn't think it was as funny as i did. 990924 ... Renee Penises are ugly. 990924 ... fucker Pussy !!!!!!! o- +o 991104 ... erin Penises are very funny looking! 991109 ... PenisBoy My Penis is large. 991113 ... deion the smaller the penis the bigger the truck 991208 ... kari why the penis obsession. i find penis here with 12 comments and clitoris with one. i LIKE the clitoris. it's worthy of more attention. hop over to the clitoris for a while, baby. 991209 ... sink daddy mold grows between my toes. i'm so glad i don't walk with my penis. 991210 ... troy Penises are NOT ugly (Renee)! Although some are a bit deformed; -which admittedly makes those particutlar Penises a bit grotesque (but not any more-so than a loose&flabby vaginal-fold hanging out of a squating Porno Magazine Centerfold Model). Calling people's body-parts UGLY is a very UGLY thing to do. Classic Nude Sculpture considers the Human form beautiful. It doesn't attempt to cover-up the "ugly-parts" that uptight people (perhaps such as you?) find so offensive. PENISES RULE!!! 991229 ... meli A penis is tab B; it goes into slot A. Tab B enables tab B people to be able to pee unobtrusively wherever they want to. I so envy that! Slot A people can't do it without their ass hanging out and looking absolutely undignified. Penises are not ugly, but they can look kind of sad and shy sometimes. 000105 ... Brad What are you talking about Sage...? Also rhymes with 'seen us' 'wean us' 'genus...' 000309 ... BoofPixie a kind of vulnerable, ridiculous thing. 000309 ... Q ? is the teaching of biology allowed in mississippi? 000310 ... AnrkySixD9 Confucious say: rub, rub squirt 000325 ... el chorizon women accuse men of thinking with their dicks... hell, when i was younger...i let it think for me 000430 ... iwanttolickyourclit Rubbing your your penis is masturbation. Fingering is masturbation too. Should they have different words? 000506 ... marjorie penis! the rallying cry is heard! the troops charge! "penis!" they cry "penis!" wasn't much of a war though. 000520 ... WoNDERGIRL it's hard to pretend it's an ice cream cone when it doesn't much taste like one 000521 ... emily i wish i could have on--just for a day...i know it's lame, but i'm curious as to what it would be like.... 000602 ... not a perv. "k what a lovely subject "k you peverts!! bye!!! 000610 ... big heads wow~ok umm I have a big penis and I love it to death!!! Ha Ha & penises are not ugly they are infact insesual to manlyhood~they are gods greatest creation!!! (I'm not gay)I just find it so good feeling to rub it and shit like that!!! 000610 ... moonshine ugh, dont even wanna discuss this. I just got yelled at for making a bannana split, it was too BIG. Put it away , keep it away from me. 000611 ... stan Venus...what else would it rhyme with? 000804 ... stan And only the cleanest, leanest, penis for Venus! 000804 ... stan you'll never wean us off this subject 000804 ... stan and poor venus...she is not armed! 000804 ... kaskarkaminski (but hopefully kharmed) 000804 ... Zatumushgir Why am I reminded of Dangerous Beauty? *goes off to practice deep throating a bananna* 000831 ... mka mine's big enough 001113 ... j_blue big ones are fun, but not to do everything with... normal is best, but i have heard girls prefer girth, but whatever 001113 ... Barrett I believe it is best to say that yours is small. Therefore, no disappointment, only pleasant suprise. 001113 ... barnaclebill There was a midshipman from Kent, Who's cock was so limber it bent. To save him the trouble He'd shove it in double. So instead of cuming He went! 001113 ... j_blue nice limmerick, and good stratejy barrett. i think the best thing to do is be honest. i like it when people say its small though. 001113 ... Luke everything you ever wanted to know.... but were afraid to ask http://www.the-penis.com 001228 ... rain4erin I seriously think they are ugly why couldnt they be attractive or something 010118 ... peyton God gave man two heads, but only the blood to think with one at a time. Just my two cents. :) 010121 ... deb peyton peyton peyton couldn't have put it better 010121 ... beth Try saying "Penis" without smiling.....such a beautiful concept but "penis" doesn't do it justice! I think COCK suits that strong hard head just fine! 010208 ... beck uhhh.....im looking fo the mutha fuckin amy lase page i hear that she is hot like her grandma. or is it your mom. oh well it all smells the same. 010301 ... johnny west Exactly. Penis comes between us/ween us/green puss. Why the big fuss? It's just a little floppy thing that spits. But when you rub it, it sings! 010308 ... mikey i love mine. i mean i REALLY LOVE mine. i LOOOOOOVE mine. its good to me and im good to it. i call mine "godzilla"..as a joke. and no its not huge. mines average. in fact im secure enough to even do the unthinkable thing for a man. mines 6.5" and its perfectly round.well not "round".good girth maybe is the word? its straight! mines perfect for me. frankly id hate to be 5'7-5'8" and have some massive thing hanging around. 010308 ... Robert Penis, what a penis, It drives me, leads me it's average, I swear I never measured. Uncut, cut. How long. How wide. 010407 ... johnny west A girl once asked me how large my penis was: "How large is it soft and how large is it hard?" I told her I had no idea. She handed me a ruler and asked me to measure myself in a washroom. I politely refused. She then asked me if I masturbated regularly. We continued like that in a circular fashion for quite some time. Size, Measure, Shower. Size, Measure, Shower. Ad nauseum. "And what do you like to think of when you masturbate?" Seaweed, actually. That always perks me up. Or dried fruit. Either one. 010407 ... dudl the other night on Saturday Night Live, one of the actresses screwed up a line that was supposed to be inuendo, saying "Peener" instead of "Weener" 010408 ... yoink who invented that word? what if a desktop meant penis and penis was actually the word for a desktop? peeing all the while 010426 ... simon hey girls, dont u wanna to play with my penis, longest of sandiago? email me for real play .. freefire11@yahoo.com 010602 ... Josh the root to all happenis 010804 ... unhinged i feel like i will always be competeing with them for you. "there are only two men left on the earth that i would fuck." doesn't help that one of them is mike. so i'm head over heels in love with two people that fuck each other but don't want to have anything to do with me other than being friends. AAAAAHHHHHHHH if i wasn't such a goddamn female libra. 010804 ... Storm Seeing this page made me curious. I measured my little guy just now, to realize that its not really so little anymore. Not that, the last time, I checked up on it, it was little but it's, um, over average now. Im 16 I guess it needs to grow still but its 8 1/2 inches long. I'm really quite proud. Yes sir, this is the type of thing that'll really get you happy, yes sir! 010805 ... as who said that? 010901 ... unhinged "dude i know why girls turn lesbian. they get those fucking crooked penises and they never want to have anything to do with that every again so they figure they will go for the chicks that are sensitive AND know where their stuff is" 010902 ... yourmom another dirty word 010927 ... F. Brice Frankly, I was shocked with how freaking big it was. I could hardly open my mouth wide enough to get around it, and even when it was tickling my tonsils I still had to use my whole hand to work the shaft. Now THAT was a cock. Damn. It was thrilling to watch that guy masturbate. Too bad he was such a lousy lay. 010927 ... Toxic_Kisses Sage - Theres a road in my town called "Enis" 011011 ... translucent fuckin' a, im 15 and like 9 inches. imagine me when im like 20, im gonna me like 11 inches or so. hell yeah, something to look forward to. 011012 ... distorted tendencies Dude, John is like 14 inches and he is 16. :P 011012 ... translucent i could grow 6 inches in a year... its conceivable... 011012 ... nanny a penis. ok. nice topic, i'll go with it. cover your virgin eyes (if they are indeed still virgin). ok, i, being a bisexual woman, have this amazingly abnormal obsession with penis's. it's not like i'm a slut or anything, i just want to see them all the time. and i'm not just talking in porn either. up close, in front of me. who knows what might happen to it. so i'm a bit concieted on this point, and not like ya'll wanted to know this. but i'll tell you anyways. i went down on this guy a couple weekends ago. i figure hell, if i can cum, so can he. lol. anyways.. and i've never really done that too much, cuz i have this mental block about blow_jobs. remember in middle school when you learned sex-ed, and they showed you the video's of how everything is supposed to be? well in the video i saw, the sperm had little snorkles and were smiling. now tell me. being 12 years old and seeing this, you've got to understand why i'm scared for life. ok, back to where i was. so i went down on this guy, and i told him my three rules of me giving head. which would be.... 1. don't push 2. don't pull 3. don't cum in my mouth easily put. ok, back to my point. so i did my thing, and being that i am not too expierenced in this area, and the fact that i'm well known for asking all the stupid and out in the open questions, i asked him me "was it good?" him "what?" me "did you enjoy it?" him "are you kidding?" me "no, i don't think that i'm very good at it." him "you just don't know." ........ ok, so now i'm thinking that i was the worst blowjob that he's ever had. so i say... me "honestly, tell me what i can do to make it better." him "that was the best blow job i've ever gotten, by far. you beat any other by leaps and bounds." ok, so i was all concieted, and we talked about it for a while, and i ended up doing it again, just to make sure i knew what i was doing. lol. ok, and i'm sure that no one read this whole t