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charley
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elaborate performance art known for its groundbreaking musical compositions. also see: boobs.
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eric
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...hotel entertainment for charley.
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adam
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graphy is the greatest cure album ever.
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Chris
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for pyros
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bren
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i like janes better
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PKI Records Prez
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Porno is good it is better in person the PK Speaks, and he knows PKI Records
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birdmad
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...graphic fantasy that i sometimes have of you... if i confess it, odds are, you will only loathe me more
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lisa_is_bionic
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Porn just seems that much worse if you add "Grade-B" in front of it. What does that mean anyway?
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moonshine
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One sure way to piss me off. Talking about, Showing, Looking at or Owning child pornography.
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emily
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...last night, i watched part of a FOUR HOUR LONG tape of porno bloopers...they weren't really that funny--a couple of girls fell off the bed/couch/lawn chair/tennis instructor's desk...mostly it was just people messing up their lines--does anyone even listen to the lines in a porno??
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how do you mess up ooooh's, ahhhh's and the occasional "Yeah!Yeah!Yeah!"???
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silentbob
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are you kidding?? except for the nasty brown eye close ups, thats why i watch porno, to listen to the cheesy dialog and laugh!
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He had no idea it could be like this. As she took him into her mouth for the first time (his, not hers) and he clawed at the blinds from the intesnsity of the sensation, he thought of the class in session in the other half of the dividing wall. They were hidden by the shelves and the lights in the pottery studio were out, He couldn't help but watch her, smiling, biting his lip not wanting to cry out from the pleasure and she knew the power she had and shee looked at him straight in the eyes Still not letting him go
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one rose, Two lip rings, pink hair and spikes. Walk downtown under neon lights. Please dont stand so close to me. Sometimes its not so easy. When i grow up i want to be the moon. You dont understand. Your watching me watch her.
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My friend Bill, a travel agent, was after me to take some time off and go on a cruise. He said he could set me up on a five-day cruise that I would never forget. After much badgering I finally told him to go ahead with it. I am a software developer and have had a few successful games published under pseudonyms (I don't really want anyone to know that I am a computer geek) so anyway, I guess that makes me rich. Well, worth a few million at least. So, he booked me a luxury cabin on a luxury cruise ship. The brochures indicated that it would be a two-bedroom suite with a balcony and everything was first class. I'm a little claustrophobic so the suite sounded very appealing to me. The ship would leave Miami Sunday afternoon, go through the Caribbean with stops in the Grand Caymans, Mexico, and Jamaica and return to Miami on Friday. I was tired after years of keeping my nose to the grindstone and started to look forward to the cruise. I arrived in Miami Saturday evening and spent an uneventful night in a medium class hotel. The only thing that impressed me that night was the sign on the hotel door that warned against venturing out after dark at the risk of one's life. I am a big chicken so I ordered room service taking the sign seriously. The next morning people were herded into rooms like cattle. A color coding system was used to assign people to their respective cruises. I noticed at the time, that the people in my group tended to be younger than the other groups. The oldest ones that I saw looked to be in their early fifties at the most. Other groups seemed to have people in their seventies in them. We were all loaded into buses and headed for the ship. Upon boarding the ship we received the keys to our cabins and a message to meet on the Lido deck at 5:00pm for fun and games. The ship would be away from port by then and well on its' way. Shortly past 5:00 I arrived on the Lido deck dressed in a bathing suit, sandals and a tropical shirt. An attractive young lady carrying a tray of drinks met me at the entry to the deck smiled at me and asked, "first time on this cruise huh"? I blushed and gulped and awkwardly said, "yeah what gave me away the clothes?" Since she was standing in front of me completely naked I figured this was a good guess. She replied" yep that's it, if you want to shed those cumbersome trappings you can use a locker right over there meanwhile put your eyes back in their sockets and have a free drink." I grabbed a Mai Tai and went over to the locker and stripped. As soon as I took my trunks off my cock got shy and shrunk to about two inches. I am not Mr. Body beautiful but I'm okay. However, there are normally two features that interest the women that I date. When fully erect my cock is eight inches long and about 5 inches thick and I have a tongue that I can extend to touch the middle of my nose. I mean I don't usually go around licking my nose, but friends get me to show the capability at gatherings just for fun. I can tell you though there aren't many ladies who see this trick that don't want to experience the sensations that my tongue can cause on the female anatomy. So here I am buck-naked looking around at the crowd starting to filter on to the Lido deck. There were guys and gals of various shapes and sizes all naked with drinks in their hands, some appeared to be shy and awkward (like me) others appeared to be the bold socialite types. The cruise director a well built hunk, got on stage, grabbed the microphone and told everyone to gather 'round for the first contest of the evening. So we all moved in closer, it became a mass of human flesh pressed together. There was an attractive young blond in front of me pressing her ass back against my now growing prick. I could also feel a pair of warm breasts pressed into my back while the hands connected to the body with the breasts were caressing my ass. The girl in front of me felt me begin to get hard, and just started to grind her lovely ass against me, soon, the head of my cock was pressed right in between her ass cheeks trying to find an opening to ease into. Mingling with all of this naked flesh was really hot and exciting. The cruise director was announcing the start of the pussy eating contest. There were five lounge chairs up on a stage, the girls were to position themselves at the edge of the chairs the guys were to kneel in front of them and start licking their pussies; the first girl who reaches orgasm wins for the couple. There was a panel of judges to make sure that no fake orgasms occurred. The girls each had a lubricated device inserted into their asses to measure the contractions of their sphincter muscles as the came. These contractions always occur during orgasm and cannot be faked. All that the judges had to do was watch the gauges attached to the measuring devices. There were already five girls on the lounge chair and only four guys lined up in front of them. They needed one more guy so somehow the cruise director spotted me and said "hey you, lingua D'oro get up here. The crowd started urging me on so up I went. Or should I say down. I got up on stage and looked at my partner she was a cute Asian girl with almond shaped dark brown eyes, smallish breasts with nicebig nipples and a completely shaved pussy. I like them shaved they look better and you don't get pubic hair stuck in your throat. When she saw me she smiled and spread her pussy lips apart showing me her pink wet cunt, and waiting clit. I did my tongue trick, touching my nose, her eyes got great big and she smiled like a kid about to get that special birthday present she had been waiting for all year. The director said go. So, down I went. If there is one thing I am sure of, it is that I am a great eater of pussy. Most guys go straight for the clit but I know that this is a sensitive little organ and if you get to it before the girl is ready it can actuallyhurt her. This is obviously not the desired effect. So, I generally suck on the pussy lips, plant tender wet kisses on the mons, and put my tongue all the way into the cunt to get the clit hot, hard, and ready. This is what I did to the little China doll. I lowered my head and started to plant wet kisses all over her bald pussy. I took her cunt lips one at a time into my mouth and sucked gently on them moving my tongue between the lips but not yet touching the clit. Then I inserted my tongue part way into her warm wet canal. She automatically bumped her hips up into my face to take my whole tongue. I heard her let out a gasp and a moan as she went from a sitting to a lying position. She pulled her legs up in the air opening them as wide as possible to allow me greater access to her love box. My head moved rapidly up and down as I fucked her as deeply as I could with my tongue, her hips moved to my mouth in the same rapid rhythm. When I felt that she was hot enough I pulled my tongue from her pussy and lifted her butt up so that I could lick her asshole giving her a tongue job in that sensitive area. When she felt my tongue licking her ass around the measuring device she gripped my head so hard that I thought she would crush my skull. I moved back to her pussy and gently started to lap at her clit swirling my tongue around the sensitive button until I felt her pushing it against my mouth and tongue. Then I knew she was really ready. To make her cum I put my whole mouth against her clit and sucked it in. As this little hard-on entered my mouth I sucked on it while at the same time employing rapid tongue action. It just took a few seconds of this sucking action and she grabbed the back of my head pushed her juicy cunt against my tongue and mouth and rubbed it all over me. She moaned and repeated "oh my god, oh my god" over and over again, I guess the meter measured the big O because even though her thighs were pressed against my ears I heard the director saying we have a winner. I attempted to get up but she wouldn't let me. She just yelled, "fuck me with your tongue again, don't stop, don't ever stop". So I decided to oblige her and kept up the tongue action only this time I removed the metering device from her ass and gave her the complete rim job. I have done a lot of women but never one that got into being tongued as much as this one. By the time I finished she had cum three more times and my face looked like a glazed doughnut from her cunt juices. In fact the director said she came twice before anyone else came once but alas we could only win once. Hell it was so much fun that I don't even remember what the prize was. As we left the stage area she grabbed my still hard dick like a handle and led me over to some deck chairs. She said "you gotta fuck me with this now" I replied "okay we can go back to my state room and she shook her head no with vigor. "No I want to watch while I'm being fucked". Of course while we were talking she was stroking my cock keeping it hard and ready. The sensation of her small, smooth hand gently stroking the length of my hard-on and then lingering on the head of my cock was just about enough to make me cum right there. "I'll lean over the back of this chair for support and you fuck me from behind," she pled. She leaned over the chair positioning herself so that she could see all of the action on the rest of the deck. I positioned myself behind her and as I gazed at her round perfectly formed ass I could no longer resist her. First I rubbed my engorged member up and down between the cheeks of her ass sliding it over her sensitive asshole and then down to the lips of her pussy. It didn't take much of this action before she screamed, "okay we've had enough of this foreplay, just ram it in, I really need to get fucked now." So I obliged I lined up with her gaping cunt and rammed all eight inches | |