mother andrew@benicetobears.com fucker. someone had to say it. 980819 ... dallas oh, mother. I'm gonna take your daughter out tonight. I'm gonna show her my world. Oh, mother. 981027 ... daxle "mother do you think they'll tear your little boy apart?" 990517 ... David I should have gotten "Mother" tattoed on my ankle. (sigh) 990927 ... some guy Why do we take them for granted??? 991107 ... Gigo Loma i sure as hell don't want to have sex with her, freud can kiss my effin' ass. 991107 ... jennifer as she runs circles around me, frantically doing one thing or another, I have sporadic bursts of conversation with her and I realize that it has been that way for some time 991215 ... mott man i wish i was your mother, i wish i'd been your father, cause then I would have seen you - would have been you as a child... 000120 ... oodles She didn't just give birth to me...she gave life to me. There is a significant difference. I think I'll call her and thank her. You should too. 000218 ... Brad why are ordinary things, when said by our mothers, for some reason automatically transformed into things so corny that we want to be physically ill? The phenomenon is uncanny. Just think about when it is combined with a phrase that actually IS corny or antiquated... let the barf-o-rama commence. 000312 ... WoNDERGIRL mother? are you there? I love you. I never meant to hit you over the head with that shovel.. and now as wondergirl i miss her somehow that wonderful person she was when i was littler and innocenter 000521 ... bebop Looking at goldfish makes me think about what it would feel like to be born tomorrow... maybe everything around me is just a womb providing for evolved needs until I become something that I have yet to be? Well... isn't it obvious? 000808 ... Becca she with the greatest importance in the life of a child - who can do the greatest damage when love is absent. 001112 ... pope john lithgow IV this too is true 001112 ... cat^.^ hard to talk about 'cuz she screwed me up bad..but should I thank that bi-polar bitch or pity her when all that pain comes out on canvas??? 001229 ... my Mumma is nice but she don't really know me. shes got skin like silk. is your mama nice? mines a freak. I want to teach her how to break dance, butt she don't get it. set. like stone. Mumma Mumma, will you cook me a nice meal. Mumma Mumma Mumma Mumma your driving me up the wall. don't tell her too much, it's easier that way, they won't phone you every 10 minutes. god dam it. fucking fucking fucking too good to me . its annoying, but i feel bad 4 sayin' it. 010416 ... like rain. she winked at me when i left the car, and somehow i knew that burger king breakfasts and rides to school were the tip of the iceberg in her heart, even if she has trouble understanding sometimes, even if she can't accept my love. 010511 ... marissa mother, mother hows the family? im just calling to say hello. hows the weather? hows my father? am i lonely? heavens no. mother, mother are you listening? just a phone call to ease your mind. life is perfect, never better.. distance making the heart grow blind. when you sent me off to see the world, were you scared that i might get hurt? would i try a little tobacco? would i keep on hiking up my skirt? im hungry, im dirty, im losing my mind, everythings fine! im freezing, im starving, im bleeding to death, everythings fine! 010603 ... nanny i'm 21 and still call her mommy 010909 ... soul I love my mum, i just don't like giving her the satisfaction of the fact that i'm using her advice. And do i really love her? Sometimes she just really pisses me off. Can't with with em, can't live without em. My mother and me are so different. I think i'm going to be me growing up by myself and calling her every few years or so to tell her i'm fine. exactly. 010926 ... spooky fish (waiting for the worms) will she break my heart? 010926 ... niai The thing you grow to hate The love you won't forget ----- ||Siouxsie and the Banshees|| 011005 ... Inanna I am 011005 ... distorted tendencies Mutter. 011006 ... yes. Well the telephone is ringing, Is that my mother on the phone? Telephone is ringing, Is that my mother on the phone? The telephone is screaming, Won't she leave me alone? The telephone is ringing, Is that my mother on the phone? Well every girl that I go out with Becomes my mother in the end. Every girl I go out with Becomes my mother in the end. Well I hear my mother calling, But I don't need her as a friend. Well every girl I go out with Becomes my mother in the end. Oh, Oh mother Oh mother dear please listen And don't devour me. Oh mother dear please listen Don't devour me. Oh women please have mercy Let this poor boy be. Oh mother dear please listen And don't devour me. Oh mother...... Well the telephone is ringing Is that my mother on the phone? Telephone is ringing Is that my mother on the phone? Oh mother......................... ------The Police 011006 ... kerry i'd like to say i like you can't want to can't the video recorder was running and i thought i might throw up when they all gasped and i felt like the devil incarnate "well, i LOVE her, but no, i don't LIKE her" thank god you weren't there to see me and the teacher's eyes got big and then i thought the world collapsed on me they all thought i was evil 011206 ... EMO I fucking hate them!!!! I swweear to fucking god i hope they die!!!! i fucking hate them i hate them i hate them i hate them i hate them i hate them. Both mother fuckers they are such fucking cocksuckers its un fuccking belieaveable. All i want to do is get the fuck out of this house!!! Iwant to live on my own I want to start my own job doing something i enjoy doing. I will NEVER !!! follow in either of their footsteps. They are fucking sappy assed losers anyways. i fucking hate them i fucking hate them i fucking hate them i fucking hate them i fucking hate them i fucking hate them. Fuck you mom Fuck you Dad . GO TO HELL YOU FAT FUCKER!!!!! I HOPE YOU FUCKING DIE!!!!! DAMNIT! FUCK YOU FUCKER!!!! I HATE YOU! 011206 ... FUCK THEM IM NOT DONE YET. OKAY I FUCKING HATE YOU I FUCKING HATE YOU MOM I FUCKING HATE YOU DAD I FUCKING HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YHOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU. THERE JUST NEED A CIGGARETTE NOW. 011206 ... Paramour Mother.....you've killed me. 020103 ... psychobabe mom i hate you and i love you. More love tho cuz your my mother. Without you i wouldnt be here. I love you so much but when i talk sometimes i cant help but make everything i say sound horrible. Really i do love you mom and at times i want to run up to you and hug you till my pain goes away. Maybe someday soon when i get over my stupidity and self loathing i will be able to do it 020103 ... ClairE "I love my mother." "Yes. I think my mother is my favorite person in the world." "Dude, you should go tell her that." "She's asleep. I don't think she would appreciate it." 020104 ... broken_down girl is beginning to hold finances over my head as an excuse to treat me like shit. "If I was a working paid employee for the business who could just walk away whenever I wanted, I don't think you'd treat me like this." "That's probably true. But I'm paying you allowance every week and your college so there's really nothing you can do." 020321 ... youinquired the one retrospective person who believes nothing of what you intend to say, culminating on embers of her own fires, repressing the stick throwers until all is left on a pile of rag doll melodies. 020428 ... Patty I'm always worried about my mom. She's really sick. And she is always in pain. it makes me sad. 020515 ... phil I don't want to have any kids, I wonder what she thinks about that. 020515 ... a b for the m....amused it's like i'm holding my breath, being held to the floor by you and your husband. Having my hair pulled by two different hands as two more try to shove pills into my body then every so often a hand just comes down out of nowhere and slaps me across the face... oh wait, that was last night. I am obviously completely 'out of control' you forget i don't owe you shit because your ass only picked me up after nine months, i woulda slapped you had i seen you coming... 020617 ... swarm why do you repeatedly speak of me as if i was one of them? telling me how i don't want anything to do with you because it's not cool to be around you? one of them as in the stereotype of my age-group, what if i replied no its not the fact of "whos Cool?" like it was in your day as a child, its the fact that I don't like what you like, it's not me,im trying to let you down softly but im not your image, im not the image you have of me or want me to be. your reply="Don't be so rude" in the end your only defintion of rude is what your mother told you? 020619 ... Freak she's dead too 020621 ... coolz The Star in my sun. 020909 ... SuicidalAngel I haven't seen my mother in ten years because when my dad won costody, she stopped talking to me.. well I ran into her Sunday and may possibly again this coming weekend. We didn't say a word to eachother at the time, but I'd like to say something to her now. I'm really not angry at all and feel a little strange just saying hi.. anyone have any ideas of what I could say? 021008 ... minnesota_chris my advice, tell her what you feel. But put it in a letter (or maybe an email) instead of calling or face to face. I think it'd be easier to have your say. Also don't forget to say you love her or you're proud of her, or that you miss her, or that you want her in your life. If any of those are true. Far too often those phrases go unsaid. 021008 ... minnesota_chris p.s. you never said why you were moving to NY? 021008 ... SuicidalAngel Thanks Chris, yeah I might actually do that. It would be much easier writing her a letter, and I think I would let her know that I'd like her in my life and I am not angry. Yay good idea! 021009 ... minnesota_chris I am really nice. You should visit me! We could go to the Abominable Mega Mall, if you haven't been yet. 021010 ... SuicidalAngel Mall of America? Yeah I've been there a few times. It's pretty fucking cool. That would be cool but I'd have no way of getting there. 021118 ... gay gizmo that was really sweet chris 021119 ... minnesota_chris Thank you! I feel a lot of times like I'm shouting into a big void. Maybe I should do an ask_Chris. But since I'm not a doctor, maybe I should just make it "ask_somebody_nice". Then again, Jane already has a column. 021119 ... kitty i used to *HATE* my mom when i was a teenager. i thought she was the fucking nazi devil. now that i'm a little older and i've already done all the things i'm not supposed to, me and my mom get along really well, and i'm glad she's there for me. 021119 ...