who_id_like_to_fuck_on_blather yummyC seeing as most blatherers do not know what other blatherers look like (unless a photo was emailed/sent to them) besides the written descriptions...annnnd my appreciation for various blathers...annnneverything else, i would just like to tell everyone that i would like to fuck black-dyed gel product right now. hey, he sounds pretty! and he's funny. so quit bugging me about it, alright? ooh! ooh! i have pictures! or a picture...and it was before the purple hair.... but anyway i have a picture of me online!! and i'm not quite sure how to get people there, but i have it in yahoo photos and if anyone wants to see me, just tell me ur email address or IM me on AIM (yummychuckle) and I'll send a link. funny how i should mention the photos under this blather...i'm not desparate dammit! I have a lovely love life (that everyone knows everything about by now)...and a fulfilling sex scene. yeah... 010709 ... yummyC ooh! yay guess what? :::a chorus of people reply "what?"::: I figured out the link. its very simple. its photos.yahoo.com/pixie_dust73 and my pictures are sideways, but you'll just have to deal with it. I still look like my pictures except now I have purple hair. and its a couple different lengths but its mostly around chin length. 010709 ... nocturnal I can think of 5 off the top of my head, but I don't think I'll reveal them. they should all know who they are. 010709 ... silentbob Yeah, im in agreement with nocturnal, you all pretty much know who you are. mostly if you are reading this then i probably want to fuck you. i have pictures too. go head. ask me for them. 010709 ... kinkazoid i would aggree with yummyC, that blackdyed guy sounds hot and very interesting, silent bob doesnt sound to bad either, i've seen a picture and i wouldnt mind fucking him :) im not a slut though, i dont usually go around fucking people i dont no to well... i have pictures too just not ones i find good enough to show any of you :P 010709 ... black-dyed gel product wow, thanks for the vote of confidence from yummy and kinkazoid. if only there was such a ground swell of desire for me in real life. some people tend to think i have a bit of a strange personality (that and they have a problem with the spikes). nonetheless, i will assure you all that I am quite the catch. maybe if i'm feeling overly invulnerable i'll post my own pic some time. by the way, lookin good yummy (he said in a non-threatening, non-committal fashion). 010709 ... Dafremen I won't even go into how pathetic this whole scene is. MY gawd. 010710 ... yummyC raises eyebrows twice at black-dyed gel product and licks lips. heheheheheheh 010710 ... Dafremen That's it..you two deserve whatever comes of this....have at it..I'm gunna go have another beer. Where's DannyH? Hey Danny...brewski at dafremen blather? 010710 ... mmm becky, she doesn't post to often but she reads all the time... oh, wait... nm that i already am =P 010710 ... Becky Understandably, mmm. Makes sense huh? =) 010711 ... Aimee hmmmmm... I think you know who you are.... 010713 ... squishy the dog tonya. ::: raises his head and howls with desire ::: 010713 ... interior can your pussy do the dog? 010713 ... tonya whoa, back up. maybe later. 010713 ... britney spheres there's room for a cat, goat or goo -goo muck in my teen panties 010713 ... demitria monde thraam yummyC: Methinks you'd look better with the purple hair. I'd post a pic, but it would have to be one from 1982 because I dun' think anyone here would care to see what I look like now, being that tomorrow is my 36th birthday...and I weigh twice as much as what I should. I fuck with my mind a lot more than my body, anyway. I mean, what else can you do if you're in this sort of position? I'm not asexual, but the chassis is superannuated and over-avoirdupoised. However, my imagination is superb...as is my ability to "make do" with even the worst set of circumstances. I have a perfect, taut, flexible, pneumatic, dynamic body. It's...just in a dimension Out There. Wish I could get it to fit through the Reality Warp, so I could be inside that body in this reality...but the coarse imperfection of this reality would cause it to implode. Therefore, I take my partner Out There instead. And believe it or not, I've got one, and he's much better looking than I am, by most standards. I cannot figure out how that happened, or what it is about me he could possibly love so much as to stay with me for all this time (more than 5 yeas now) despite my huge girth, my junkie past, and the fact that I have no money. I guess looks aren't everything to everyone. Either that, or he can see that body in that other dimension for what it is: the REAL me. This one here's the illusion. 010721 ... mr.bunnyrabbit here kitty kitty 010721 ... silentbob doesnt anyone wnat to fuck me? 010721 ... Aimee bobby.. I thought you knew i wanted you.. I'm sorry... 010721 ... Casey No one really. No offence, I love you all, but I'd prefer to wait 010721 ... OuT Well I hardly know anyone here ('cept for Daf, and I don't want to fuck him). But after seeing the pic I know I want to fuck yummyC. You're beautiful. 010721 ... silentbob i also enjoyed yummy's picture and casey You know i want you, babycakes, sugar daddy, babydoll, sugar lips 010722 ... sweetheart of the song tra bong I'd do Bobby. Also the girl who got me here. You know who you are. 010907 ... Norm I'd bang Yummyc anyday, but being a superficail bastard that pretty much the only thing I can say because I wouldn't want to romp an ugly chick. 010907 ... the cheer-up kid Norm. I can feel his hardcore jock dick filling me up to the hilt right now. I can picture him reaching around, grabbing my cock in his overdeveloped fist and milking me like a cow. 010914 ... Norm You flatter me. 010914 ... psychobabe i dunno what many people look like but from what i've heard and seen i'd go for black dyed gel product, norm, and dafreman any day *wink wink* aww you guys know your wanted lol 010920 ... psychobabe well we dont konw what we all look like, but from what i've seen i'd agree with kinkiazoid on black dyed gel product, but i'd also add in norm and dafreman *wink wink* lol you know you guys are loved 010920 ... psychobabe well we really dont know what echother look like but from what i've seen i'd go for black dyed gel product, norm and dafreman any day *wink wink* aww you know you guys are wanted =) 010920 ... psychobabe i dunno what many people look like but from what i've heard and seen i'd go for black dyed gel product, norm, and dafreman any day *wink wink* aww you guys know your wanted lol 010920 ... Weapon X I like to be wanted... 010920 ... java-jim hey YUMMYC! Great pics...I like your hair. 010921 ... silentbob come on more people have to want to do me 010922 ... Norm I would give distorted the bang of her life you have no idea. Im serious. you really dont even know, at all. 010923 ... Norm also i_had_sex_today and I don't knwo her name I dont know her grade I dont know her school I dont know her hair color. I had a great night. 010923 ... MollyCule I want, you, silentbob. don't you want me, Bobby? Don't you want me now-ow-ow-ow? 010923 ... lost i would like to fuck yummyC. ummmm... im sure theres more, actually i have another person in mind but im not gonna say anything. 010924 ... wetdream ooo,lost 010924 ... lost lets take a bids here. I have 20 bucks that no one wants to fuck me. if you want to see my picture to make sure email me at fr1eek3@yahoo.com. 010924 ... lost i told you wetdream was gay. 010924 ... silentbob i knew you wanted me molly, course i want you. lets meet for casual sex. wait... isn't there an atom somewhere who would kick my nuts in? better not go for the casual sex then. and i dont think i even knew distorted tendancies was a girl... 010924 ... silentbob and why does everyone share my desire to give yummyc a romp? 010924 ... burden Somebody boink me! (muffled coughs, a sniffle or two, perhaps a cricket) 010924 ... Norm Anytime, anyplace. 010924 ... Norm I'd like to see those. 010925 ... yummyC wow... its been a while since I looked at this page,and thanks, i suppose. I am extremely surprise and ashamed. silly people.... anyone here know how old I am? also I want to see distorted's pictures, out of curiosity. 010925 ... j_blue sorry, for sex compatibility prediction, only face to face is anything near reliable 010926 ... nocturnal no one. sorry, y'all. I hope you don't cry for too long over this. 010926 ... yummychuckle yummychuckle@hotmail.com and I think I'll re-answer this question... silent bob annnd johnny west. lost is pretty cute, too... 010926 ... yummychuckle waaiiittt.... i just re-read the page, and I had managed to miss losts comment on nobody wanting to fuck him. well, dear, you are very very wrong. and you owe me twenty bucks. 010926 ... ROLEAN Here's a question: Why is yummychuckle such an easy little 14-year-old whore? Get some self worth already, damn. You're too young to be such a slut. 010926 ... Dafremen She isn't. She's enjoying watching people judge her by her appearances. That cracks her up. Huh sticky-pants? 010927 ... psychobabe uh! distorted tendencies i am disappointed, you werent going to include me in on all this???? geeeez i feel so *crys* left out 010928 ... lost damn there goes 20 bucks jeez *hands yummy a twenty* i guess im not as ugly as i thought. 010929 ... yummychuckle "Here's a question: Why is yummychuckle such an easy little 14-year-old whore? Get some self worth already, damn. You're too young to be such a slut. " oh ROLEAN or whoever... you are so silly :), you say someone is a slut because so many people say they want to fuck her merely on the basis of one picture of her face online? its funny, really. and remember, I never DID ask anyone "who wants to fuck me?", they chose me. and unwisely, too. my response to all of them were "do any of you know how old I am? i'm ashamed"... anyways, i have self worth and... you need to pay more attention to your own life probly, if you have enough time to read through all of these and put everything together. you are soo silly. *kisses!* 010930 ... psychobabe distorted you would :) your so nice to me if you go under my name for the topics i've written under click on my name "psychobabe" and then it will let you e-mail me, other than that my e-mails sexychick_giddy@hotmail 010930 ... FAIRYDUST WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE? YOU'VE MADE THIS INTO A CRAPPY 7th GRADE CHAT ROOM. GO SOMEWHERE ELSE FOR THIS SHIT. 011001 ... kx21 Which_is_Better:- Fuck or Shit? What is their appropriate realtionship? 011001 ... kx21 Which_is_Better:- Fuck or Shit? What is their appropriate relationship? 011001 ... psychobabe whoa fairydust, calm down dude. This isnt a "chat" room its blather, and in blather you can write anywhere you want about anything you want. Its not like its against the law to do that so chill 011002 ... fairydust i know its not a chat room. i fully expressed my opinion.i'm not a dude. 011002 ... yoink nocturnal. m_e 011002 ... psyhchobabe saying dude wasnt meaning it in a gender way 011005 ... psychobabe saying dude wasnt meaning it in a gender way 011005 ... galutoid do i have to be in to be in? 011005 ... kingsuperspecial chat room! chat room! this is a chat room! you're all stupid! ha ha! ha ha! now we're gettin' somewhere! 011005 ... the_truth_aint_here somewhere over the rainbow. you rook rike a stupid. you think i don't know who you are who you are, are are are are are lemme know 011007 ... theolpoo-co who I'd like to fuck is me! if only I weren't myself! fuck me! fuck me! 011007 ... scared little weird guy like to fuck? oh no, not me ... ho ho! mr.stickybomb like you! 011009 ... oh no not me Sting? is that you? 011009 ... oh no not me if it is Sting, you're not little. and weird is good. and if you're scared, I like you even more. 011009 ... Toxic_Kisses Here seems like a good opportunity to place a pic or 2 and not seem desperate and pathetic *L* http://www.geocities.com/Wellesley/Garden/1307/Img19z.jpg and than there’s me looking more "Natural" in this next one http://www.geocities.com/Wellesley/Garden/1307/Img02f.jpg granted these were taken 2 years back when I was 16. But to answer the Q originally asked, yea I have some one in mind, but I'm gunna do a lil more research on 'em first. Oh yea, and while very unlikely if any one decides to answer me for this Q (HA! az if!) there’s a few things you should know 1) I like my women dominate and my men submissive 2) you might like to check out "your_makeout_cd" and "intoxicating" b4 making any sort of hasty decision esp. seeing az how I'm new here. 011009 ... the_engineer here is a place? I come here to unwind, to relase my thoughts... and peeek a bit into others heads.. I wish we could all sit back and enjoy the forum we have before us... is sex the only thing we think about... and even if it is, is it something you really came here to seek??? 011010 ... kingsuperspecial sex is not the only thing I think about. I think about humping snogging shagging grinding doing the wild monkey dance gettin a lil' some somethin' makin' it scoring doing the nasty getting nekkid uh... and eating breakfast cereal. 011010 ... psychobabe *sigh* :( 011012 ... Devious1 Just a little FYI Ladies, You will want to pencil this here newbian to the site in. YOU Would want to trust me Im so good looking you need two of me to hold this much gorgeous. Ok maybe a little arrogant........ but this is really new to me I stumbled in here and know I will be here often in the future. I do assume the more resourceful net folks might be able to find a way of viewing my pictures........until then... 011028 ... Continuous Light/lovers lament ok. silentbob is a given, i've wanted to fuck him since i read his first blathe. ;) i'd do norm just cuz he's young and kinky. no one is young and kinky anymore. i gotta have that. hmm...there's probably a few more here somewhere. 011130 ... a non-existent person kingsuperspecial and god, but he's married. damn. 011130 ... ClairE tonya 011130 ... resourceful Seen the picture devious- Don't flatter yourself! You're just an average smug looking nearly middle aged nobody. 011130 ... Aaron pretty much all the female blatherers i have met and talk to semi regulerly... both on teh phone and online. no need to make a list.. just figure out all the female blathterers... that should do it.. 011130 ... whoknows lol! aarons horny... i dont think youd like to fuck me though. you know how i am. id forget about you in a day or two.;) 011130 ... ClairE Yeah, whoknows is a real man_eater. 011130 ... whoknows aw_yeah 011130 ... Mahayana: Zakah: Sangha Jewels of Refuge whats the street address of blather again? then maybe, ill tell U whom id like to fuck *On* blather ... if its on a nice street, with a good view ¿[hmm wonder what a blather building would look like]? [anyone wanna find out with me] ~¿ô º 011220 ... guitar_freak I'd like you all to be fucked many many times by many many people. That way maybe you could shut the hell up and get off so you wouldn't be horny bastards and just go to some fucking porn site instead of hiding behind your nicknames. I'm sick of all this fake bullshit. Maybe some of you whores would fuck whoever came along, but for the most part many of you have more self worth than what you display and it makes me sick. If you think you are cool for portraying yourself as easy you need a lot more help than the internet has to offer. 011220 ... Mahayana: Zakah: Sangha Jewels of Refuge oh so serious some of us are playing with the title not fellow blathers [afterall playing with titles is much more safer] 011220 ... hey now! id like to fuck guitar_freak 011220 ... psychobabe *claps at guitar_freaks FUCK YOU speech :)* 011220 ... psychobabe way to vent anger dude 011220 ... ClairE Much like blather_sex, the juxtaposition of sex and blather raises some very important questions. 1. As Mahayana pointed out, does this mean physically on blather? That'd be pretty difficult. 2. Does it mean, perhaps, to broadcast sex through blather? That'd be pretty interesting. 3. Or does it only mean which blatherers do we want to fuck? I think these are all pretty hot choices. 011220 ... Mahayana: Zakah: Sangha Jewels of Refuge i 'opt' for the 'ion' of #1 'opt'ion' #1 physically on blather. due to the foundational fact *that* it would indeed be quite difficult & i very much so am well aware of that nagging voice that has always wanted to do/accomplish what i & everyone else thought i couldnt... as well as ... 'opt'ion' #1 is so ... intangible so surreal so blather-zay that only a fellow blather'er could everso passionatly understand what it would mean to make love to me for 'on' blather it wouldnt be just a fuck it would be a union of sorts that the rest of the non blather world would just *not* under.stand [guitar_freak are you arrested in the non-blather world?] 011221 ... ever dumbening its_a_blather_thang_you_just_wouldnt_understand 011221 ... Mahayana: Zakah: Sangha Jewels of Refuge [random thoughts] 1. if one was offended and/or appalled by this thread, most likely, one would not find themselves here posting a blather, for... a post weather or not for/or against the topic... elevates it to the top. 2. everyone whom clicks on this blather *most likely* is wanting to: a. see if they are mentioned & by whom and/or b. want to nominate someone they have in mind c. and/or find the topic interesting enough to check it out e. and/or ______fill in the blank_____? 3. some archaic form of blather *could have* been pivotal towards the [conception of 1 of us] 4. one intregal component to this thread, has brought us ALL into this world, well ok most ... some could have been more scientifically conceived ... oh but than hey ... we could say ... you were scientifically fucked around with to be birthed into this world... 5. perhaps we post here, cuz we are proud not to live in a societal boX, that says seX, fucking, and pleasure are bad bad things ...shhh dont talk about it & most certainly do not blathe about it... i myself enjoying standing *ontop* of the boX & seeing the light of the day rather than 4 dark cardboard corners. so ... i say ... [fuck fuck fuck seX seX seX vagina vagina vagina yeah yeah yeah blather blather blather fuck fuck fuck] [did you know most, computerized spell checkers do not contain the word: VaGiNa.. shame shame on them] [has an *X* thang today] 011221 ... silentbob i'd very much like to see hey now and guitar freak go at it. nothing wrong with two girls experimenting. 020111 ... silentbob ClairE. But only if i could do it slow and hard so she could feel it. and only if she called me Mickey during. 020111 ... lost hell yeah silentbob. 020111 ... Fli Nobody wants to fuck a fli? 020111 ... j_blue nothing wrong with two girls knowing exactly what their doing 020111 ... kellicrane nobody's fucking anybody! 020112 ... thatguyoverthere there's a few I'd like to *cough*Toxic*cough* amongst others. I won't leave my name because my g/f might at some distant point in the future read this. So really there's no point posting this. Ah well.. 020426 ... phil physically, on top of blather? is blather some sex drug? 020426 ... thugstylez yummyc 020426 ... Arwyn actually it is... i know this guy who used to be raped almost nightly by this stripper who lived next door to him... she would suck him till he was hard and then hop on.... Psycho bitch 020426 ... silentbob it isn't physically possible because you can't rape the willing 020426 ... misstree physical readiness and mental agreement are very different things. biology happens. there's more to us than meat. 020426 ... poetic_onslaught toxic kisses 020427 ... silentbob yes but i was talking about myself, and saying it would be consensual, therefore it wouldnt be rape. it couldnt be considered rape because i was willing. do you understand? 020427 ... misstree doh... sorry, missed that comment, thought it was about the one after... 020427 ... stork daddy somebody do me wrong, do me wrong...just as long as you do me 020427 ... pushpins why does nobody want pushpins? shes much sexier than yummychuckle, even if a bit more dark. 020427 ... Norm Whats in a name 020428 ... Sailor Jupiter Stork Daady you are sounding a little desperate...almost like me. =P 020428 ... stork daddy let's not get into the depths or the intensity of my desperation...it's a whole nother basket of spiders...let's leave the lid on. Unless you want me. Then take a peek. 020428 ... Sailor Jupiter I dunno, I don't like spiders. They feel funny on my skin. 020428 ... stork daddy did i say spiders? i meant butterflies...that's how desperate i am 020428 ... misstree i'd do you in a heartbeat, pushpins. 020428 ... pushpins WHOOHOO! right back atcha 020429 ... jane i'd like to fuck silentbob and phil but thats just the beginning 020607 ... Laura Lucus, but we would break the computer. We could possibly fuck near blather though. 020620 ... silentbob id like to fuck most of you, but chances are, i'd rather have a sweet night of passionate lovemaking and then body holding, until our breaths are one. 020815 ... stork daddy okay...are all of the jokes cleared out of the air? cuz seriously...i want to fuck everyone 020816 ... stork daddy that's right...right now...bam! turn it up a notch. etc. etc. and that's the sweet part that etc. etc. it's funny how many KBs this thread takes up. i'm glad no one hear has any misapprehensions about their art 020816 ... yoink not m_e....never never. 020816 ... blamethesky maybe i'd think this was cool if my name was mentioned here. but since it's not i don't... 020817 ... stork daddy acting funny, and i don't know why... scuse me while i fuck blamethesky 020817 ... ~gez~ *nat* 020826 ... ~gez~ corrections 1. not fuck, that sounds not nice. share a passionate embrace with... 2. not on blather, its a website, not physical, not possible to fuck ON it. but i know shes blathered so she is on it in that she has entires on it danke 020826 ... silentbob i would name blamethesky but i think of her as a person i know before i think of her as a blatherer, so it would be under friends_of_mine_i'd_like_to_fuck 020826 ... jane i just want to fuck_on_blather 020919 ... blamethesky yes....some sympathy sex.... i think it's all too good to be true 020926 ... kingsuperspecial scha-wing! hrmm mrhmm mmmm. 020926 ... sixfingers/mushroomman In heaven .. there would be no STDS or unwanted pregnancy.. don't wan't to sound biast but, pretty much everyone would like that.. hehehe including myself... 030103 ... megan puffycloud :) hehe maybe i'm obsessed... but it's ok 030121 ... 852456 silentbob It's a compliment I swear. 030121 ... silentbob i could only take it as such 030122 ... phil silentbob xxxoooxxx jane&jane 030122 ... phil then daffy and his sheep then if I still had any oomf left, I would take the crowd over to bethany and give her a smart rogering 030122 ... carne de metal BIRDMAD! AND MATEO! 030123 ... girl_jane jane&jane like jane and girl_jane? 030123 ... phil I was going to clone...but seeing this opportunity I may have to reconsider. ok? 030124 ... minnesota_chris we all want you, girl_jane! 030124 ... string girl_jane_is_not_jane_jane_is_not_girl_jane 030124 ... girl_jane I'm wanted. :) 030125 ... nyemalenkayadusha i think id like some minnesota chris! 030126 ... minnesota_chris nye malyenkaya dusha? Pretty name. Ochyen krasivoye. 030131 ... minnesota_chris I suppose it's better to be on this page than everysingleblatherer_thathasever_blathedinblue. Although a virtual butt squeeze isn't really much better than a virtual hello. Um... :) But how many HUNGARIAN speakers do we have? Ki beszel magyarul, eh? 030131 ... Jarec girl_jane and once again, girl_jane silent bob guitar_freak (for being so aggressive on this page meeeeow!) ClairE because bobby said he would 031018 ... certainly not me kss 031018 ... once again WHOA talk about suprises. Sitting here reading through, laughing to myself, trying to remember what these people look like when suddenly. There I am. I'm touched... makes me feel all warm and squishy. 031018 ... once again oo whoops now i feel silly 031018 ... Dafremen Ok, I am having real trouble with phil wanting to f*ck me. I'm also more than a little jealous when I think about him f*cking my sheep. Still, at least SOMEONE thinks I'm "so hawt." Still phil, could you take about 2 large step THAT way please? Thanks philmos... : ) 031018 ... phil I am confused about which way you want me to go. lol 031019 ... phil NO daf, I was just kidding. I am not THAT way. OK if you really needed someone to say they would, I won't take that away from you, but don't expect a wake up call. 031019 ... realistic optimist just please put a towel down. and the children! for gods' sakes will someone please think of the children! 031019 ... stork daddy all of the ladies...oh yeaaahhh! 031019 ... celestias shadow i second the motion for minnesota chris! frankly, i think with most of you i'd rather hang out with you and drink tea and get stoned, but i'm not totally opposed to a nice roll in the hay. ;) *remembers how old she is and hides her face in shame* 031026 ... Freak aww...no one wants to fuck me....i guess ill just go hide in the corner and play with myself... 031026 ... karl the weed ohhhh.... i'll fuck you Freak. 031026 ... celestias shadow *realizes she forgot to mention phil* *feels better now that she has done the mentioning* *resumes her pathetic absence of a life* 031026 ... breygris hey now.. watch it, karl. ;) 031027 ... Freak ok...but can i still play with myself when we do it?! 031027 ... karl the weed sure! 031027 ... phil 7 years 031027 ... MeKoy ok somethiing funny ive only seen one of you guys before comeing on to this blather page anyway i would totaly fuck freak and maybe redspark 031226 ... Wow Would it be wrong to say unhinged could definitely unhinge me? And just the thought of Freak playing with herself is fueling a rise from sponge bob sticky pants. 040325 ... iNsEcUrE_GoTh_GiRl hehehe i just read through this page i've been laughing for a good ten minutes. (thats a compliment, not a 'fuck you' speech) i love all you guys! that doesnt make me a slut. it doesnt dammit! 040326 ... ambermoon id like stork daddy to be my sugar daddy 040326 ... x who haven't i? 040326 ... farky the third hey, no fair, daxle. you haven't slept with me yet. 040326 ... x you're impossible to locate 040326 ... farky the third how do you figure? 040326 ... x email me arcollier @ sbcglobal . net 040327 ... farky the third i could've sworn you knew this particular alias. i'm not far away. hence my sadness of being left off of your list. hehe. if you can't figure it out, maybe i'll call _you_ late at night, mistakenly. 040327 ... x i could have sworn i knew it too. but your manner of speaking and seeming eagerness to have contact with me confused the issue. call me any time. 040327 ... pheather ambermoon, i'm with you. i'd like to taste some of his candy too. 040327 ... candy thief yeah, that's what i've heard about men that are short with large hands. i bet you he's well_hung. 040330 ... stork daddy actually i lost my penis in a sliding glass door accident. sorry. 040330 ... stork daddy no i didn't. sorry i'm superstitious and i thought that i might cause it to happen somehow by even saying it. 040330 ... ambermoon OUCH!!! 040404 ... Not Martha Stewart stork you should look into getting one of those detatachable penises. it would help with those sticky glass door situations. 040404 ... smailliw nibor the detachable_penis! now you can fuck people you're not even in the same room with! 040405 ... Novice Um I'm not sure about neone on Blather.. but I know that I really wanna do John 040405 ... writings on weed i am fucking the computer right now... it's crazy 040512 ... . I don't fuck. 040512 ... writings on weeds computer This isn't working. We have different methods, for one. I reproduce a:/sexually. I am more floppy and can't give much, at only three and a half inches. I am turned on easily, but sometimes I freeze in the middle of intercourse and neither of us will know why. All you can do is manually turn me off, and then wait ten seconds, and then get my fan whirring again. Where we'll have sex is problematic as well. I don't have a lot of space for you, especially if you download music. And I'm not a virgin. My friend Bill, who created my software, parked in my serial port and clicked my mouse long before you did. Whoa, I said, you've got male! 040512 ... ...then_hang_up_and_dial_your_operator you know i want you silentbob... i think ive said that 18 billion times this week. where has he been lately??? 040512 ... dudeinanigloo I think I'd like to fuck Jane. 040516 ... writings on weed i know computer, i know.... 040516 ... no reason i'm straight, but the first people that come to mind are women. 040516 ... dudeinanigloo Oh, and you don't fuck YET, ".". 040520 ... phil horny 040521 ... megan lycanthrope's words... i mean wow 040601 ... mood ring the man or boy (i dont know the age) who lives in a cold stucture made of a frozen product. 040601 ... dudeinanigloo I'm flattered, mood ring. My age fits somewhere between man and boy, and is old enough for most things (except for R rated movies and booze *sigh*). 040628 ... Jess All my friends on here are grils so..! But hmmm...! I may have to agree with mood ring on this one! he he! I have a boyfriend though so..! 040712 ... naive artist I don't actually know dudeinanigloo (hell, i don't actually know anyone on blather) but i think he's among one of my favorite people here. so i will add my name to the dudeinanigloo list 040712 ... Jess Amen to that, naive artist! 040712 ... dudeinanigloo Wow! My popularity just went up another two points! 040712 ... Jess Don't get too big-headed! DOn't forget, we haven't met you! You could be ugly as sin! Or an absolute nutbag! But, from what I read, I don't think the latter is that likely! 040713 ... dudeinanigloo I'm sorry I gave you that impression, Jess. I'm not big-headed. I try to keep a low profile at school, and not embarass myself (contrary to a few). I was trying to make a joke, but it obviously wasn't funny. Like that guy who isn't gellin', and he tries to be part of the gang, but gets shut down. I think that approach is stupid. I would prefer to say "What the hell is gellin'?" then to try and be cool. Because if you TRY to be cool, that's when it doesn't work. Being myself at school works for me, and myself is something that people I know appreciate. P.S. I'm not ugly as sin either. 040713 ... Jess OK! I believe you! DO you posses mirrors though? Yeah! I guessed you were being funny! I guess you didn't see I was! Oh well! You sound quite cool actually! Anything else interesting about you? 040714 ... dudeinanigloo Thanks, Jess. Let's see, interesting stuff... *thinks for a minute* Well, I play the alto/bari saxes, the piano, the drum set, a little bass guitar, I compose music in my spare time, I am an assistant to a composer (write up parts, transcribe music, etc.), I am almost bilingual/je suis presque bilingue (in English and French/en anglais et en français), and I have recently completed my own jazz band arrangement of the super mario brothers theme. I think that's about it. Yep, I'm basically living the musician's life right now. 040714 ... Jess WOW! You seem so cool! I am also a drummer (in the loosest sense of the term!) and I think anybody who drums is awesome! 040804 ... megan jess have you ever heard of the period? haha 040804 ... Jess I'm not understanding you! What do you mean!? Course I have, I'm 15! What's this question in aid of though? 040806 ... misstree it means you sound like Cupcake. it means you are in serious need of a bit of a grammar lesson. it means that you have an addiction to exclamation points, and you need to seek professional help. and you're a little slow on the uptake. don't mean to be insulting, just making some observations. doesn't mean i love you any less. 040806 ... Jess Well! If you're not meaning to be, your still doing a damn fine job! There's no need for the nastiness! And what's the big deal about exclamation marks! I really hadn't noticed I used them a lot untill everyone on here started! You're all the crazy addicted ones! I'm sorry to take it out on you, but why does everyone feel they can make fun of me and my exclamations!? 040807 ... anne-girl I like you despite (because of) the !s like someone else said before (or something) "it makes me think you're always happy and smiling" ! 040807 ... misstree ahem. since you asked, the reason people object to your exclamation points is, in many cases, likely at least partially related to the reason that it is considered bad netiquitte to use all caps. exclamation points are a part of grammar used to indicate unusual emphasis, and when used exclusively, give not only a very stilted reading that makes you sound like you're constantly yelling, not only limits your range of expression with the written word, but also indicates a flawed (and, to my perception) immature style of writing. poe could use all caps and give the same impression; i'm saying nothing about the content here. and please trust me on this darling, i'm *not* trying to be insulting. you'll know when i am; i become blindingly nasty, everyone jumps on me for hurting the feelings of some poor little stranger, and then it degenerates into the same old blather flamewar/free expression argument. but for now, just being honest. 040807 ... megan exactly my point 040807 ... Jess Whatever. You really didn't have to out that much effort into the explanation. Thanks anyway. And just for you I didn't use any excalamtion marks on this blather. Happy now? 040813 ... minnesota_chris now now now all three of you are rather wonderful (and bright) people, there's no need to fight is there? Although I think that Jess could stand a little more of misstree's naughtiness and debauchery, and megan a little bit of both people... and misstree a little bit of the pure blind optimism of Jess. But that's not the point is it? 040814 ... minnesota_chris oh and it should be whom_id_like_to_fuck_on_blather. But even nicer would be person_on_blather_with_whom_id_like_to_fuck, because it is a mutual thing, isn't it? 040814 ... somebody "It is a mutual thing, isn't it?" Not necessarily. it's not mutual when "that guy" stares at me with lust in his eyes as he thinks about how good it would feel to ram his throbbing rod into my tight pussy, and its not mutual when he imagine what it would feel light to grab my tits and shove his dick down my throat. Just bc I'm attractive now doesn’t give him the right to defile and evade my space when he looks at me! Some times it hurts to be looked at. 040814 ... megan terribly happy! 040814 ... Jess Thanks Chris! Its nice to be aprreciated for a change! 040814 ... thunderbuck ram Yummy c and MollyCule - together. 040823 ... Mindless prick Anna Nicole Smith 040823 ... Jesus Jess Goes To Special School 040823 ... Jess Does she? Why do you call yourself Jesus!? 040827 ... . I want to fuck you all with my big long fat tumescent cock, one after the other, again and again, until you all die and my cock becomes master of the blather universe - yeh! 050608 ... andru235 so you are bisexual? 050608 ... . will you wear feminine clothes and make up? 050609 ... jane oh jamie, look what i found... 070508 ... so Sayeth Spoken wow u guys are some fu*ked up individuals but interesting none the less disfunction is always interesting i'd like to fuck myself cause "i'm packing plastic and that's why my life is so fucking fantastic" lol borrowed that from lily allen (the fear) because i love that expression as well as buzzing love stick or masterbatory module i don't know any of u so i wouldn't know if i wanted to bang ya or be banged by ya i'd like to ask a Q' though have any of you written something in blatherland that you believe might inspire the lust of a stranger if so drop the title here so we can be the judge 100306 what's it to you? who go blather from