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blather_oracle
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freakizh
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click on "go", and let yourself go. the blather that will appear in your screen is your past/present/future. come back to pay the service and share your experiences.
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020908
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freakizh
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dear blather oracle, i owe you 5 dlls. my experience was that i clicked on go and "papercup" appeared.. with the "across the universe" lyrics, a song that i've been hearing lately. thank you.
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020908
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daxle
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I found out that this_burden_sucks big fat whiffs of smoke. like i didn't already know. thanks blather_oracle ;P
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020908
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tourist
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inconceivable..... that this would work. Yet there it was inconceivable. I never could have imagined it.
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020909
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freakizh
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told ya! three victims and still waiting for more.
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020909
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stork daddy
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okay. i went to akaline_trio. which i guess is okay. i mean sure it applies to me. but also a bajillion other people. can i get a time refund?
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020909
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Irreverent Lovejoy
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realations um... i came to da realations dat da oracle might should be broke fo me
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020909
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freakizh
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er.. no refunds. if blather_oracle says so, then it may be thy destiny.
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020910
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Rhin
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destiny? mumbo jumbo! i clicked on go, and 'shot me' appeared. i thought who? when? where? then, for shits & giggles i clicked go once more. 'in the diesel scented fog' appeared. at least now i know that when i'm shot, i will die under a blanket of fog whiffing diesel fumes. just lovely. as if i'm not already superstitious enough. holy jesus! i'm the shooter?! i didn't do it since you ask. either way, thanks for the heads up. catch! :::tosses a pack of smokes::: i hate blather.
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020910
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jane
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i went to buy_daxle's_virginity
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020910
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Mahayana
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oracle-ized word: crashing ... .[i already have]. {landed}
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020910
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jane
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this time i went to cloeapugh and then you'll_never_be_a_teenager_again i don't know what the significance behind the former is, but the latter was definitely striking. it kind of made me rethink a lot of my actions..
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020915
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girl_jane
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I clicked 'go' three times, just to see what happened. This is what came up... affame_le_geant_the_woodpecker just_leave_me_alone gap What do you make of that?
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020915
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nocturnal
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asscrack my_bleeding_soul sniff_sniff_kitty. what does it all mean?!
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020915
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critic
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hey_vegetable_man_let's_dance how the hell can i interpret this
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020915
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Photofused
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two_wooooords It all makes so much sense now
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020916
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freakizh
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hahaha it does makes sense.. it's obvious you'll_never_be_a_teenager_again, jane. so the oracle is right. and i suppose noctural has an asscrack. or you have only one big buttcheek? and photo - fused: two words. phew. (althought blather_oracle is charge-free, this freak is not. i will set a price for each one of my interpretations.) blather bless you all.
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020916
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jane
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thanks freakizh for the freebie
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020916
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freakizh
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if you give me some chocolates i can tell you more. please, jane?
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020916
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Aimee
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karma Cheese_wheel earthworm I'm confused
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020916
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junction 2
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indifferent teen let's_not ack!
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020916
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squint
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i got "lonesome" figures that its accurate for the likes of moi.
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020916
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god
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well, cool. i won't respond to you until i hear your voice.
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020916
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nocturnal
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freakizh, I am forever in your debt. your interpretation has done wonders for me. I feel like, thanks to you, my life finally has some real meaning and direction. I can never thank you enough.
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020916
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jane
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sure, why not, freakizh? what kind of chocolate do you like? white? milk? dark? with toffee? with almonds? or do you just want a big heart_shaped_box filled with mysterious chocolates?
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020916
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freakizh
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all of the above, jane! nocturnal-- my pleasure. :* (kiss).
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020917
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freakizh
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too many confused people. i don't know if the blather_oracle should keep working anymore.
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020917
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jane
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O O O O O O O }O{ }O{ }O{ [____] [____] mmm chocolate
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020917
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TK
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Bluff One_of_you Marox_Pass_Copello_Missing
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020917
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gertrude sting
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aura forget the_color_of_lust
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020917
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freakizh
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what does it mean to you? (phew, for a minute there, i sounded like a blather_god)
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020917
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possessed angel
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I clicked "gander" from the front page and it took me here, what does that mean?
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020918
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Mahayana
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::rubs the blather oracle ball before shaking:: todays wisdom: you_never_understood friendly thought {today is gonna be an interesting day}
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020918
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MollyCule
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litebrite easy_mac impure well if that doesn't say something about my childhood. . .
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020918
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nocturnal
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to_live_once_again runs felt I already slept through my first class which is going on as I type, what more does this day hold for me?
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020918
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jane
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chock invading far_above_the_world
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020918
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split droner
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junkie unemployed blue_waves
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020918
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freakizh
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eek possessed angel!! you must be the ONE!!
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020918
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freakizh
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oracle said to me: i_know_what_you_re_doing!!! eeeeeeekkkkkkk (maybe i'm its favorite)
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020918
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DannyH
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Smashing_Pumpkins Citrus Druid Now everything is clear
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020919
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Mahayana
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activist holding_out when_i'm_missing_you_the_most {i found my own message in this all but wish i hadnt}but nonetheless i am impressed
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020919
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squint
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meaningful_conversation and do_you_mean_what_you_say fuck you, oracle.
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020919
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squint
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oh. that was weird... i was on this completely separate page, and i didnt click anything and turned to get something from my printer, and i looked back and I was on the blather_oracle page. i don't know, thats sorta strange ish, and I'm not lying... stupid computer.
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020919
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freakizh
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maybe you're the TWO ... (since possessed angel is the ONE) teehee!
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020919
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margaux
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psycho stop_getting_hurt jennie_rose
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020919
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freakizh
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maybe the oracle is just being mean to you.
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020919
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Mahayana
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compulsive_monologues always_asking noxious
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020920
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freakizh
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see mahayana? the blather_oracle recognizes clearly about your recent/constant asking! you should be proud of it. you've been blather blessed. a kiss to you.
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020920
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Rhin
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alternative enthymeme dust
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020920
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how poetic!
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just_a_question landing trust
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020920
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im not the one _ im a sequin on a plastic enema
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tax the_party_at_the_end_of_the_world please
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020922
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today must not be my day
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swadge melt tildan_answers_all_of_a_partial_question
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020922
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possessed angel
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dumbass how_long_a_word_can_one_actually_blather_with_i_wa weirdass ...Figures, Mindless insults and no real content. Can't say I didn't deserve it. Turn about is fair play.
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020922
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werewolf
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hard_work_pays_off. something i can read meaning into. the argument there is one i have with myself all day everyday. which is why i never get anything done.
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020922
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squint
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little_grumpy_growling_noises
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020922
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freakizh
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that's so YOU, squint. grr.
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020923
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jane
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feelgood i'm not even joking. this is amazing due to the fact that i've been more depressed lately since about eighth grade
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020923
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confused freakizh
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i got teenage_mutant_ninja_moyels i suppose that's.. good?
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020923
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gertrude sting
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the_continuation_of_sun why_this holding_my_breath
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020923
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possessed angel
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kittens smiling_eyes but_no_one's_looking_anyway
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020923
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ClairE
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long_island_punk drinking_stories candle No, no, and huh?
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020925
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Mahayana
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(|*(|*(|* cosmic (|*(|*(|*
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020925
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blather_oracle
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word 1 = http://blather.newdream.net/cgi-bin/blather?random;from=blather_oracle word 2 = http://blather.newdream.net/cgi-bin/blather?random;from=...(word 1) word 3 = http://blather.newdream.net/cgi-bin/blather?random;from=...(word 2)
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020925
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freakizh
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what's your point? you're so nooot the blather_oracle.
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020925
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blather_oracle
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The point is, there is no point. You PEOPLE need help. They're just random words. GET A GRIP!
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020925
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freakizh
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*betrayal feels so bad*
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021013
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phil
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hmmm...I came back here.
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021013
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freakizh
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random? cool!
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021013
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jane
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i got cheating_at_solitare i think this has something to do with me cheating myself out of a good thing
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021013
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margaux
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you_can_have_it_all sniffles both of which were created by yummychuckle
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021019
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Mahayana
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mountaintop letters
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021020
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sweetheart of the song tra bong
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blather_romance ooh, auspicious
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021020
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freakizh
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i_can't_do_this_anymore certainly.
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021020
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dannielle
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haha thought id share... anal touching discomfort yay me
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021203
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jane
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beat_egger
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021203
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girl_jane
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hurrah infatuation i_prefer_you hmm.... Unfortunately, no boys say "hurrah" when they see me, so my infatuation with the one I prefer just worsens my ulcer...
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021204
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krimilda
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quagmire be_excited Jenevieve can't really get it yet? maybe if i think real hard... mmmmmm... nooooo, can someone please help?
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021204
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jane
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quagmire n: 1. a soft wet area of low-lying land that sinks underfoot 2. a difficult or precarious situation; a predicament. i guess you're supposed to be_excited about a quagmire
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021204
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Brainy Smurf
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UH???
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021205
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krimilda
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thanks jane... but still... Jenevieve? Should I try and find one?
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021205
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jane
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maybe since it was the last one it was blather oracle telling you to stop now and try again later
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021205
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krimilda
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ok... i'l go with that... thanks again jane
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021205
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B
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MOFT
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021205
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jane
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blatherrevenge fascist breathtaking dixie_chicks
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030527
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filet of birdmad
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cut me open and divine the future in my entrails like the oracles of old. here is the knife.
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030527
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trixie
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i got shit_happens hahahaha
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030613
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pobodys nerfect
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"expressive" hehe!
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030613
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jane
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letter_to_dr_laura
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030613
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sixteen
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I kid you not, I got: testing abortion fuck____i'm_not_supposed_to_love_you blather is either A)right or B)playing a cruel cruel joke on me because I'm so fearful. or else, coincidence. which is really what it is.
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030721
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paranoid martyr
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it's the sole truth
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030721
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User24
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what should I do with my life, blather_oracle? bondage.
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030902
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jezabel
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will i get my wish, o seas of blue? through_the_slightly_open_door bound_and_gagged oh dear me, that sounds almost like yes...
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030902
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paranoid martyr
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it's gonna cost ya some pain, apparently.
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030903
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jezabel
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and this should worry me, martyr? i am a creature of passion; i don't turn away any experience, especially those that are intense. but yes, this was probably the most accurate answer the oracle could have given... strange creatures in the woods tonight... good thing they're edible...
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030903
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celestias shadow
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angels_left the_new_doctrine birdmad_is_cool the first two make sense to me in relation to my life. in a very weird, obscure, existential sort of way. but.....birdmad_is_cool? what does that have to do with anything? maybe i should just have done two.
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030903
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misstree
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because he is, silly. :P
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030903
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jezabel
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blue_valentine you_cant_kill_me maybe_we_dont_exist nevermind fyngula_is_beautiful absolutely unacceptable... too bad i don't have any chicken entrails laying about... sorry, soy entrails... wouldn't want to hurt a freaking chicken, now would i...
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030903
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j
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sorry, should be blue_valentines
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030903
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once again
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I asked the oracle the same question 3 times and I got the following answers: Mu330 - which makes sense if you're me i_love_you_more_than_anything - scary if_i_could_be_with_you_now - i'm worried I hope this doesn't happen again.
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030903
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User24
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what does the next year hold for me, blather_oracle? to_amy well, the title means nothing, but the poem under it makes a lot of sense to me flora again, title means jack to me, but the poem birdmad blathed kinda has some meaning to me solace well, both title and first blathe are comforting on this one.. ok, cool, thankyou blather_oracle, next question; How am I going to change, personally, over the next few months? and_the_rain_spoke nice poem, I'll have to think how that relates to me cluecumbers yeah, Strideo, I guess I will have to look for it. how_many_quarters_in__football_game is that an equivalent to how_long_is_a_piece_of_string? thankyou again blather_oracle, you've inspired and motivated me.
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030904
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blather oracle
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i'm so cool because i make everyone happy
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030905
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Dafremen
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They make THEMSELVES happy. You are incapable of making anyone feel anything. You amount to little more than a prop. You are a placebo effect in blue. You are a receptacle into which settle those prayer-crumpled scraps of reaction that cling to the shadows of human expression.
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030905
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daf makes me
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*grin*
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030905
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User24
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yeah dafremen, but false hope feels great :)
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030906
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pobodys nerfect
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q: what can i expect next? a: voila hmm..some sort of surprise,maybe?
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030906
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minnesota_chris
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Why do I feel so wiped out? butterfly_effect (A little thing makes a huge cascading change)
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030924
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pipedream
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" boap_sorboda a creamy balm created when goat_soda is combined with boap_sorbet " is what i got. somehow im not too thrilled with my future..
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030924
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User24
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tell me something I need to know, blather_oracle
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031006
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User24
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shame_on_you well that's nice, thanks a lot, matey. sheesh.
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031006
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User24
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lol, next one after that was 'opps'
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031006
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misstree
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blather_oracle, how will tomorrow go? all_i_wanna_do_is_live worries screaming_hand hmmmmm... getting together with nero peoples tomorrow... please let my fingers not get broken... please let my fingers not get broken...
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031025
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Mahayana
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what is my weekends theme? [envelope_me_in_ur_dark_silence] weird ... cuz i wrote it [it better not be one of those kinds of weekends ... i refuse to comply]
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031025
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realistic optimist
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cyd a_handsome_boy_in_a_green_shirt malice_mistaken_for_silence 0_o ph33r.
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031026
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the jingly one
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weeeeeird.
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031026
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smurfus rex
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hm. blather_totalitarian_society swing mol yeah. i'll try again tomorrow.
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031026
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smurfus rex
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well, it's kind of tomorrow... elsewhere if_it_makes_you_less_sad complicated_girl makes a little more sense. must have needed time to warm up. :)
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031027
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ClairE
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blather_mystery...I wonder if that is my past, present, or future.
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031027
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minnesota_chris
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lighter_fluid anarchy, anyone?
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031112
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misstree
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hit cheery grim_reaper blather_oracle wants me to smack Nobody around?
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031112
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Death of a Rose
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why am i having some really f****d up dreams lately and why don't i feel weirded out by them? oh and is it just hit the go button from each successive page (go...go...go) or is it like i just did it...go...back...go....back...go...back? for some reason it seemed wrong to just go...go...go....don't ask me why...but then if you did ask me...i'd be the blather oracle...hmmm....my mind hurts now. oh and ophicleide aunts heaven_means
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031112
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minnesota_chris
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What is truth? time_wasted I'm going to have to give this some thought.
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031117
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misstree
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darling oracle, a little birdie told me that the second half of this week (starting approximately tuesday) would be overstuffed with mischief and mayhem... can you tell me what form it may arrive in? through goodday casino at least mom's on the case... dunno if that's good or bad, but it will distinctly be interesting... and doar, i tried the go-back-go-back-go-back for this one, and it seems to yield more coherent results... important in such scientific methodology to experiment thoroughly... *grin*
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031117
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Doar
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hmmm.... what will i say to mr. e? jerimy horf_capsules word_association_13013 hmmm.....that'll confuse the ever lovin bajeebers outta her, or maybe there is hidden meaning in there...hmmm...(scratch chin reflectively).... and mr. e., in case you have not already checked out last little encounters out, i've had the neurons firing for awhile now, and yes i'm blaming you for bringing out the beasties as well as the boobies (although i'll thank you for the last pair...hehe)... and dammit woman.....nahh...i'm not going to tell you.
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031117
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mRe
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missed net access most of the weekend... it will take time to prowl backwards... tonight, if i can, as work was simply too grey today for me to truly taste things... and you're welcome for beasties and boobies and bloody grins and all...
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031117
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Death of a Rose
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well blather oracle, will enigma tell me of her rending and ripping pleasure nights? mug cutting_ties haunts ah, i see, her mug will find haunts for the cutting_ties...... maybe?
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031118
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mRe
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mug: to pose, usu. informally; also, something filled with glorious frosty brew; also, incident that may shake some, but proves panic's absence. cutting ties: the past, esp destruction of; also, cutting + ties, marinade spices haunts: the ghosts that follow and whisper; also, places that exist in mental scenery, where one has imbued spirit; also, to mildly obsess, to chew on the corners of a thought or concept (see: haunting, i think) the mystery and the revealer have conversed, and determined that tales may be told if starting points are given, a direction pointed. neither of these entities have been able to contact She What Done It All, and thus cannot determine the frequency that new stories may erupt, but the mystery confirms that scents of such will always waft over the ocean.
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031118
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misstree
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will i taste blood tonight? (proverbially, otherwise is horribly unsanitary and should only be done with people you know are free of things that could kill you.) warren weapons_of_mass_destruction volcano i infer that tonight will be dark and dangerous and real. i heartily approve.
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031118
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Thibilent ethhh
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Blather Oracle, how do you feel? smiley_face i_wove_thu sweet Blather seems ...content, albeit a bit dazed. I was expecting a tad darker or deeper an answer, but she has spoken, and thus it is.
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031118
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misstree
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so, for any who care, later in the evening after my post above, i went home to shower in preparation for my weekly ritual, dressing and dancing with the pretty_dead_things. retrieving a razor for my legs and removing the plastic guard caused the razor to bite, taking a chunk of skin. i did indeed taste blood that night, at the beginning, leaving the rest open to whatever whim could be found. later in the night, the metaphorical was fulfilled and the warrens of the mind were delved, and weapons_of_mass_destruction shared therein, and patient vesuvius rumbled and issued though without true explosion, which is as i would have it be. thank you, blather_oracle, you made me grin.
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031119
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paranoid martyr
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i see you've been hanging into the oracle these days. i miss the oracle too. blather itself.
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031128
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Irreverent Lovejoy
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closet_case dude, i swear, i've only got a six pack in the fridge; that's it. but it _is_ a mixed six of anchor christmas and abita purple haze.
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031128
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time_warp
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blather_oracle, will my birthday be worth what i passed up tonight? beer_makes_me_have_to_blow_my_nose arm_counting_machine the_radio's_not_so_bad what a help.
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031129
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misstree
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blather oracle, what the fuck is up with this shit? jealousy pathless hand_puppets_of_god hm.
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040124
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u24
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will I ever know who I am, or what I want? satori. thankyou birdmad.
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040124
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jenny enny dots
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I cheated. I had to refresh two times cause I hated where go sent me. Then I got who's your sugar daddy. Kind of weird considering I just ate almost a whole package of mentos.
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040125
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mt
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by putting_up_his_lasers rowr and what of her? how_can_you_say crying_shame what_noise_are_you_listening_to
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040202
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u24
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will Linds get accepted to Lampeter: new_chapter reassuring, in a typically ambigious way.
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040202
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jenny enny dots
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yes oracle i found the_ring. i'd like it on my finger. i'd like to wear a pretty white dress. i caught the bouquet. he caught the garter. that is my past,present, and future.
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040203
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TK
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hope_is_the_rope thats deeper then I'll ever explain to you.
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040203
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minnesota_chris
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notable solitude_and_isolation egocentric_self_loathing sigh... so the future IS like the past
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040204
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jenny enny dots
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i have returned from diaper land. i hated three words before it. so i got a few free spins on the the blather_oracle slot machine. no one likes changing diapers. but i must consider the alternative. if the opportunity for motherhood passes me by, the next diaper to be changed will be my own.
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040204
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enlightened superleni
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i got "fuck you buddy". i blinked several times, uncomprehending, and resigned myself to the conclusion/s that a) the universe wishes to send me sex or b) god doesn't like me; or perhaps c) god wants to have sex with me? or d) the universe doesn't like me or e) both god and the universe don't like me and want to have sex with me, or f) something else entirely. no wait; i get it. it was a lesson against trying to seeking sense in the universe: the universe thwarts all attempts to explain it; it defends its random nature and inexplicable behaviour, there is no pattern to it's fabric and imposing one is a farce! THANKS blather Oracle!
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040204
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Nirvanic Blind
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How cruel that i'd come here looking for an answer for the oracle to direct me to chumbawamba. It's nice to know that fate has a sense of humor...but does she really have to laugh at ME??
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040204
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hyena
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she laughs at everyone just be happy you're interesting enough for her to point at and giggle. she likes the ones that make her giggle.
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040205
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jane
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you_only_hide
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040213
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Doar
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clonaid cliched like_these This is absolutely confuzzled. except for the last three. .
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040214
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ambermoon
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so i clicked and....nothing happened....whats that about? tell me did i do something wrong?
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040301
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white_wave
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i went to fore_play. i didn't want to say anything there. sexual blathes are strictly off_limits for me.
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040301
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misstree
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oh misstur oracle, i'm aiming for a hootenanny of a night tonight... tell me, what will it be like? boring german_women female_sex_noises WHAT??? mofo, i swear, i'm gonna jump through this screen and rip out your code! shit dog, i mean really, and i'm 75% german to boot... and that trick that caesar instilled last night... phooey! *singsongs* i don't believe you... well, that's what i get for going to a stupid oracle... harrumph... i don't like you no more...
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040302
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ambermoon
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the oracle hates me... again nothing
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040302
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white_wave
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whenever_she_puts_on_her_blue_jeans was my mission. i swear oracle you most know of my shopping quest to find jeans with a small_enough waist and big_enough hips.
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040302
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What?
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Will I get the flat sorted in time to move out? patriotic refridgegator gravy
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040315
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Death of a Rose
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Oh great and all see oracle, will you let me know if a certain young lady from afar will tie my heart in knots? urinal hey_friend again I need a translater. .
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040315
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whatever
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and that should have been "seeing".
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040315
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picky little bastard
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and that should have been an
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040315
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Death of a Rose
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yep...entirely correct.
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040315
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flip
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what the hell is up with this? this is what i got redwall : "One Day, You Will Wield The Sword, But It Will Not Make You A Warrior" that is very strange and confusing, i think i'll hide now.
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040918
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u24
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am I going to end up in a saxon round house? disintegrates that's almost the worst possible answer you could give. you don't mean that do you? plethora shit. that means you mean it lots. what, really? ubliss_kx21_etc ah! a reminder that it's all bullshit. that's what i wanted. will I be happy? war_is_right so there will be conflict, but in a good way? fine_selection I'll end up good, but not great. I can't help but feel disappointed. Are you always accurate? let_there_be_light I have nothing to say.
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041122
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minnesota_chris
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"What should be doing today, instead of hanging out on the internet?" "beso" ("kiss" in Spanish) sounds good to me!
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050411
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misstree
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re misstree_mutters coming_back a_rare_mood_of_wanting_to_please the_power_of_smile god let's hope so. could be. ask me in a few hours.
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050421
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Doar
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ok oracle i need some help: am i going crazy? fearful ! i should be scared now? what_is_and_shall_forever_be you mean this is going to be a permanent state for me? the_saddest_feeling are you feeling pity for me blather_oracle because you see my fate so clearly? secret_code_in_the_blather_space aha...speechless...and your being an evil minded sob today blather_oracle.
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050805
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epitome of incomprehensibility
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I got beef_surprise. Very deep and existential. Well, I don't like beef anyway. Maybe I don't exist. (In that case, I didn't write this.)
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050806
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Snook
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blather_jons, whats_the_use_in_trying, first_kittens
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051006
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IGG
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hmmm twistedly_pleasing what_is_justice ironic oracle, very ironic. have you been stalking me again? i'm calling the police next time, it's just not funny.
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051006
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Death of a Rose
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Oh all wise and powerful and sight seeing oracle....i really, really, really despise, loathe and sometimes dislike my job. Will this situation change in the near future? Please say yes. Your devoted subject and the best baster in four counties... Death of a Rose . body_mods (okay...this is my past...that's good, keep going) good_day (oh...you're building up the suspense aren't you...this is much better than my other tries...maybe i call off that contract hit...maybe) hallucinating (WHAT THE FUCK?..YOU PSYCHO *^%%$$^&&^@!$!%@%...OH IT'S ON NOW BITCH....I'M GOING TO KILL YER MOTHER, YER FATHER, YER KIDS, YER DOG, YER CAT, YER BUDGIE, YER FISH, YER GERBIL.....IN FACT I'M GOING TO CHAINSAW YOUR ENTIRE FAMILY TREE TO THE GROUND AND RUN IT THROUGH A CHIPPER....TWICE....YOU INSANE FUCKER...
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051006
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oldephebe
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... z by one standard justice is equal parts empahty and ethics. 050908 ... Please explain. 050921 ... z ethics is the rational for the relative treatment of all people, individually and as a group. it is a system of values which allows us to intuitively balance cause and effect observations with the practical needs in any situation. it is a generator of if/then guidelines and ratio based thresholds between the acceptable and the proscribed. empathy is an intimate emotional visitation of the experience of another person or group, a seeking to understand their inner life. it allows us to begin to understand a person or group's motives, needs, desires and their fears. i can also illuminate their strengths, blind spots and limitations. with only ethics, justice is founded on facts about events. with only empathy, justice is an exercise in motive and suffering. only when we balance the two does justice begin to approximate an outcome that can be said to have some larger meaning. 050921 ... ethics is a pie in the sky ideal we'll never attain it, or obtain equitable justice down here in this realm quest for power? corrupted by power? a vehicle to exorcise ones mysogynistic, rascist and bigoted impulses...yeah now that's the real face of jurisprudence sorry z, that was a well wrought peice of reasoning and exposition. Greater men than I and You have exhausted and impoverished themselves in the cause of freedom and justice but the consitution cannot compell citizens to care about folks they don't comfortable around, the constitution cannot compell the police and prosecution to discard thier cellular animus that burns in depths unknown and unfathomed within. It's stirred with a golden stick forged in the Stygthian realms. ... Didn't mean to go all Welsley Windahm Price on and all that, but there are glories and gods and hosts of hidden heavens that wreak thier will and thier rage upon the human blood bone and tissue as if we were so much playdough. Still a fan of empathy and justice...but just no so full of my own gleaming glory today to stride up to the dais and reach with my heart/mind/soul/strength into anyone who'd care to hear about it...a hornets nest is just that a hornets net..why waste time complaining about it? That's it's nature and if you take a stick and wack a few times...well sir then you gonna get what you got comin' to you. Next time just just walk by the hornets nest and just thank God that there is light and dark, kindness and cruelty, the inocuous catipillar and the Hornets nest, there's room for it all it this world.
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051006
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thorn
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creaking, what_am_i, urge. hmm.
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051006
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superleni
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past: analsex ... no comment present: praise ... for what? analsex? future: steve reich ... minimalist composer. a cryptic commentary that size does matter and smaller is better in certain situations?
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060511
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gooroo
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heal divine_mother love_everybody_trust_no_one
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060916
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happileni
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infinity group_hug cro this pleased me :)
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061027
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leni
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grouphug
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061027
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pobodys nerfect
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o.O ?! hahaha,oh this one is interesting. I got: there_is_a_dead_cock
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070422
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blushing pobody
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oh shoot,i mis-worded it. =0/ it was something like that though.
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070422
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minnesota_chris
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Q: what is going on, why do I feel so mixed up, stressed and deflated? A: jordy (according to Mandida: Short form of Jordan,.. The male way of saying Jordan, at least in my opinion) fuck you, jordy, whoever you are.
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071005
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misstree
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came to blather specifically to use it as oracle and this page was third from the most recent nested among drunk on_contentment and blather_newborn gold i ask myself which voice i should listen to to steer the night, the date a benchmark that should be handled appropriately. reincarnation fuckhead here's_the_knife guess i need to make a new voice.
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071005
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Isaou
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al_qaeda How useful...
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071005
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tessa
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sit_and_listen absolutely right. absolutely right.
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071005
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Isaou
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what_was_i_thinking Well you got it right second time blather_oracle
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071006
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minnesota_chris
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"What is just the best? What is it that I'm looking for?" cleaner touche, blather oracle, touche
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080424
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ever dumbening
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i asked how to turn my penis off blather oracle said ee_cummings pretty goddamn accurate
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080424
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Doar
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I didn't even have a question ..and the almighty gave me this... how_a_poem_can_happen ironically, the oracle must have been watching me blathe for the past few blathers. hurrah blather_oracle .
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090515
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other
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blather_is_psychic
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090515
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srealisma (new day)
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when i'm feeling hopeless, i ask the blather oracle questions. i asked a bunch, and then i tried, why do i feel like my life is over? which got: i_won't_say_i'm_in_love i_love_johnny speak_to_me i think i'm going to go ahead and bottom out with utter depression now. curl up in a ball because, honestly, that nothingness usually works like a charm.
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120209
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D
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okay blather_oracle..... riddle me this.. so many years have passed while i curled up in your embrace, spent what coin i had, trying to get ahead in the blue, i've been loved but afar. i've listened and responded (hopefully respectfully). i've learned when to fight and when to listen. So my question is Are you real?
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120211
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blather_oracle goes avaita vedanta on yo ass
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Seek the answer to this question as though it were your dearest loved one, lost in the woods: "Who asked the blather oracle if it was real?" And you will know the answer to your question.
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120211
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t h y
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i_never_read_this_blathe all_the_way_through_until_yesterday. i_wish_i_had_read_it_sooner. i_would_have_said_some_things_differently.
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120212
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dafremen
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Regrets should be chosen sparingly and for damned good reasons.
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120213
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dafremen
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its_all_in_my_head - past thrust - present the_humor_of_switching_stuff_around - future
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190116
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dafremen
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(plus the CAPTCHA expression was IHUMOR. Its got to be a sign.)
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190116
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The Black General.
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Yall motherfuckers aint got no respect
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190119
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smurfus rex
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I got thoughts_inside_my_head I'll be back in a little while.
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190119
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arwyn
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bubbling dispose_of_me u24_needs_viagra clear, as always
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190307
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what's it to you?
who
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blather
from
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