buy_daxle's_virginity daxle required to participate: time machine that will take you back at least 4 years 001129 ... silentbob As i build my supreme time machine, i keep a log of every thought that rushes through my head... way_back_machine 001129 ... tourist Hey Daxle! The Chronosyncapator on my Wayback Machine is acting screwy, I Think I Just bought your Grandmother's Virginity by mistake! Guess that makes me your Granddad, puts me out of the bidding due to the incest clause. Shit! 001130 ... j_blue incest is miraculous 001130 ... daxle what's worse, tourist, is that you now have two choices, depending on which grandfather you are: 1) you're dead now and you were one of the biggest assholes of all time when you were alive 2) you're completely senile and cheap as hell and have a new instance of skin cancer about once a month 001130 ... startfires *raises hand timidly and offers her own virginity* 001130 ... tourist Definitly #1 001130 ... red garland (a bouncy "c")... incest is best. put on a leather vest. head west..... use zest you are a blessed guest, excuse the house, it's been messed. 001130 ... daxle I forgot about this... I kinda liked the way it ended... absurd with the little poem about incest. I spose you'd have to go back about 6 years now. It wasn't worth much even then ... trust me on that... 020914 ... god red garland paul chambers philly jo jones miles davis john coltrane i bid nine octillion dollars 020914 ... sabbie questions_on_virginity 020914 what's it to you? who go blather from