blather_oracle freakizh click on "go", and let yourself go. the blather that will appear in your screen is your past/present/future. come back to pay the service and share your experiences. 020908 ... freakizh dear blather oracle, i owe you 5 dlls. my experience was that i clicked on go and "papercup" appeared.. with the "across the universe" lyrics, a song that i've been hearing lately. thank you. 020908 ... daxle I found out that this_burden_sucks big fat whiffs of smoke. like i didn't already know. thanks blather_oracle ;P 020908 ... tourist inconceivable..... that this would work. Yet there it was inconceivable. I never could have imagined it. 020909 ... freakizh told ya! three victims and still waiting for more. 020909 ... stork daddy okay. i went to akaline_trio. which i guess is okay. i mean sure it applies to me. but also a bajillion other people. can i get a time refund? 020909 ... Irreverent Lovejoy realations um... i came to da realations dat da oracle might should be broke fo me 020909 ... freakizh er.. no refunds. if blather_oracle says so, then it may be thy destiny. 020910 ... Rhin destiny? mumbo jumbo! i clicked on go, and 'shot me' appeared. i thought who? when? where? then, for shits & giggles i clicked go once more. 'in the diesel scented fog' appeared. at least now i know that when i'm shot, i will die under a blanket of fog whiffing diesel fumes. just lovely. as if i'm not already superstitious enough. holy jesus! i'm the shooter?! i didn't do it since you ask. either way, thanks for the heads up. catch! :::tosses a pack of smokes::: i hate blather. 020910 ... jane i went to buy_daxle's_virginity 020910 ... Mahayana oracle-ized word: crashing ... .[i already have]. {landed} 020910 ... jane this time i went to cloeapugh and then you'll_never_be_a_teenager_again i don't know what the significance behind the former is, but the latter was definitely striking. it kind of made me rethink a lot of my actions.. 020915 ... girl_jane I clicked 'go' three times, just to see what happened. This is what came up... affame_le_geant_the_woodpecker just_leave_me_alone gap What do you make of that? 020915 ... nocturnal asscrack my_bleeding_soul sniff_sniff_kitty. what does it all mean?! 020915 ... critic hey_vegetable_man_let's_dance how the hell can i interpret this 020915 ... Photofused two_wooooords It all makes so much sense now 020916 ... freakizh hahaha it does makes sense.. it's obvious you'll_never_be_a_teenager_again, jane. so the oracle is right. and i suppose noctural has an asscrack. or you have only one big buttcheek? and photo - fused: two words. phew. (althought blather_oracle is charge-free, this freak is not. i will set a price for each one of my interpretations.) blather bless you all. 020916 ... jane thanks freakizh for the freebie 020916 ... freakizh if you give me some chocolates i can tell you more. please, jane? 020916 ... Aimee karma Cheese_wheel earthworm I'm confused 020916 ... junction 2 indifferent teen let's_not ack! 020916 ... squint i got "lonesome" figures that its accurate for the likes of moi. 020916 ... god well, cool. i won't respond to you until i hear your voice. 020916 ... nocturnal freakizh, I am forever in your debt. your interpretation has done wonders for me. I feel like, thanks to you, my life finally has some real meaning and direction. I can never thank you enough. 020916 ... jane sure, why not, freakizh? what kind of chocolate do you like? white? milk? dark? with toffee? with almonds? or do you just want a big heart_shaped_box filled with mysterious chocolates? 020916 ... freakizh all of the above, jane! nocturnal-- my pleasure. :* (kiss). 020917 ... freakizh too many confused people. i don't know if the blather_oracle should keep working anymore. 020917 ... jane O O O O O O O }O{ }O{ }O{ [____] [____] mmm chocolate 020917 ... TK Bluff One_of_you Marox_Pass_Copello_Missing 020917 ... gertrude sting aura forget the_color_of_lust 020917 ... freakizh what does it mean to you? (phew, for a minute there, i sounded like a blather_god) 020917 ... possessed angel I clicked "gander" from the front page and it took me here, what does that mean? 020918 ... Mahayana ::rubs the blather oracle ball before shaking:: todays wisdom: you_never_understood friendly thought {today is gonna be an interesting day} 020918 ... MollyCule litebrite easy_mac impure well if that doesn't say something about my childhood. . . 020918 ... nocturnal to_live_once_again runs felt I already slept through my first class which is going on as I type, what more does this day hold for me? 020918 ... jane chock invading far_above_the_world 020918 ... split droner junkie unemployed blue_waves 020918 ... freakizh eek possessed angel!! you must be the ONE!! 020918 ... freakizh oracle said to me: i_know_what_you_re_doing!!! eeeeeeekkkkkkk (maybe i'm its favorite) 020918 ... DannyH Smashing_Pumpkins Citrus Druid Now everything is clear 020919 ... Mahayana activist holding_out when_i'm_missing_you_the_most {i found my own message in this all but wish i hadnt}but nonetheless i am impressed 020919 ... squint meaningful_conversation and do_you_mean_what_you_say fuck you, oracle. 020919 ... squint oh. that was weird... i was on this completely separate page, and i didnt click anything and turned to get something from my printer, and i looked back and I was on the blather_oracle page. i don't know, thats sorta strange ish, and I'm not lying... stupid computer. 020919 ... freakizh maybe you're the TWO ... (since possessed angel is the ONE) teehee! 020919 ... margaux psycho stop_getting_hurt jennie_rose 020919 ... freakizh maybe the oracle is just being mean to you. 020919 ... Mahayana compulsive_monologues always_asking noxious 020920 ... freakizh see mahayana? the blather_oracle recognizes clearly about your recent/constant asking! you should be proud of it. you've been blather blessed. a kiss to you. 020920 ... Rhin alternative enthymeme dust 020920 ... how poetic! just_a_question landing trust 020920 ... im not the one _ im a sequin on a plastic enema tax the_party_at_the_end_of_the_world please 020922 ... today must not be my day swadge melt tildan_answers_all_of_a_partial_question 020922 ... possessed angel dumbass how_long_a_word_can_one_actually_blather_with_i_wa weirdass ...Figures, Mindless insults and no real content. Can't say I didn't deserve it. Turn about is fair play. 020922 ... werewolf hard_work_pays_off. something i can read meaning into. the argument there is one i have with myself all day everyday. which is why i never get anything done. 020922 ... squint little_grumpy_growling_noises 020922 ... freakizh that's so YOU, squint. grr. 020923 ... jane feelgood i'm not even joking. this is amazing due to the fact that i've been more depressed lately since about eighth grade 020923 ... confused freakizh i got teenage_mutant_ninja_moyels i suppose that's.. good? 020923 ... gertrude sting the_continuation_of_sun why_this holding_my_breath 020923 ... possessed angel kittens smiling_eyes but_no_one's_looking_anyway 020923 ... ClairE long_island_punk drinking_stories candle No, no, and huh? 020925 ... Mahayana (|*(|*(|* cosmic (|*(|*(|* 020925 ... blather_oracle word 1 = http://blather.newdream.net/cgi-bin/blather?random;from=blather_oracle word 2 = http://blather.newdream.net/cgi-bin/blather?random;from=...(word 1) word 3 = http://blather.newdream.net/cgi-bin/blather?random;from=...(word 2) 020925 ... freakizh what's your point? you're so nooot the blather_oracle. 020925 ... blather_oracle The point is, there is no point. You PEOPLE need help. They're just random words. GET A GRIP! 020925 ... freakizh *betrayal feels so bad* 021013 ... phil hmmm...I came back here. 021013 ... freakizh random? cool! 021013 ... jane i got cheating_at_solitare i think this has something to do with me cheating myself out of a good thing 021013 ... margaux you_can_have_it_all sniffles both of which were created by yummychuckle 021019 ... Mahayana mountaintop letters 021020 ... sweetheart of the song tra bong blather_romance ooh, auspicious 021020 ... freakizh i_can't_do_this_anymore certainly. 021020 ... dannielle haha thought id share... anal touching discomfort yay me 021203 ... jane beat_egger 021203 ... girl_jane hurrah infatuation i_prefer_you hmm.... Unfortunately, no boys say "hurrah" when they see me, so my infatuation with the one I prefer just worsens my ulcer... 021204 ... krimilda quagmire be_excited Jenevieve can't really get it yet? maybe if i think real hard... mmmmmm... nooooo, can someone please help? 021204 ... jane quagmire n: 1. a soft wet area of low-lying land that sinks underfoot 2. a difficult or precarious situation; a predicament. i guess you're supposed to be_excited about a quagmire 021204 ... Brainy Smurf UH??? 021205 ... krimilda thanks jane... but still... Jenevieve? Should I try and find one? 021205 ... jane maybe since it was the last one it was blather oracle telling you to stop now and try again later 021205 ... krimilda ok... i'l go with that... thanks again jane 021205 ... B MOFT 021205 ... jane blatherrevenge fascist breathtaking dixie_chicks 030527 ... filet of birdmad cut me open and divine the future in my entrails like the oracles of old. here is the knife. 030527 ... trixie i got shit_happens hahahaha 030613 ... pobodys nerfect "expressive" hehe! 030613 ... jane letter_to_dr_laura 030613 ... sixteen I kid you not, I got: testing abortion fuck____i'm_not_supposed_to_love_you blather is either A)right or B)playing a cruel cruel joke on me because I'm so fearful. or else, coincidence. which is really what it is. 030721 ... paranoid martyr it's the sole truth 030721 ... User24 what should I do with my life, blather_oracle? bondage. 030902 ... jezabel will i get my wish, o seas of blue? through_the_slightly_open_door bound_and_gagged oh dear me, that sounds almost like yes... 030902 ... paranoid martyr it's gonna cost ya some pain, apparently. 030903 ... jezabel and this should worry me, martyr? i am a creature of passion; i don't turn away any experience, especially those that are intense. but yes, this was probably the most accurate answer the oracle could have given... strange creatures in the woods tonight... good thing they're edible... 030903 ... celestias shadow angels_left the_new_doctrine birdmad_is_cool the first two make sense to me in relation to my life. in a very weird, obscure, existential sort of way. but.....birdmad_is_cool? what does that have to do with anything? maybe i should just have done two. 030903 ... misstree because he is, silly. :P 030903 ... jezabel blue_valentine you_cant_kill_me maybe_we_dont_exist nevermind fyngula_is_beautiful absolutely unacceptable... too bad i don't have any chicken entrails laying about... sorry, soy entrails... wouldn't want to hurt a freaking chicken, now would i... 030903 ... j sorry, should be blue_valentines 030903 ... once again I asked the oracle the same question 3 times and I got the following answers: Mu330 - which makes sense if you're me i_love_you_more_than_anything - scary if_i_could_be_with_you_now - i'm worried I hope this doesn't happen again. 030903 ...