dont_use_your_normal_name_in_this_blathe your mama wears fuck me pumps If you post, make up a new name. Blathe in cognito... 011226 ... do me My mama has never worn fuck me pumps. But I sure have. And, they work. 011226 ... distorted tendencies incognito Well if you say so... 011226 ... harder faster deeper Hmm. What name shall I use? Hmm. It should be one that makes others wonder... Hmm. Aha! I've got it! 011226 ... conrad bain in darth vaders mouth i couldn't let her eat that bird. i couldn't let that happen. i couldn't let THAT happen. we had to set fire to the trees near our house. that'll teach em not to park by our house. 011226 ... impatient virgin maybe I should change to this one altogether for all my blathes. Could be fun, but will only apply for so long. :) 011227 ... Jinx Oh I like that name! Impatiant virgin! 011227 ... square 'harder faster deeper' is obviously CE. What a tease that woman is ;-) ½ 011227 ... Egg Timer You'll NEVER guess who I am. Think so eh'? Try it. 011227 ... galvanized wire I do not think anything about me could even be considered 'normal'. 011227 ... galvanized wire Teenage Jesus is the Egg Timer? reasoning being that, Teenage Jesus uses punctuation consistantly so, (lots of |'|?|!|.|,|'s ) going on. 011227 ... the launderer of mountain money you'll never guess who this be yet i be screamin' so softly. ain't pinocchio and it sho ain't aunt jemima. 011227 ... dominnatrix I've got a red pair of stilletos, a white pair of stilletos, and a pair of black thigh high dominatrix boots. I'll hide the other fun equipment until you are really really bad. You look so sexy with a blindfold over your eyes. Does the bottom of my high heeled shoe taste good? Now bow or else. 011227 ... (busted) Teenage Jesus Damn! You got me. That was fun...|,|?|;|: etc. 011227 ... dominnatrix Ok, you are trainable. 011227 ... Teenage Jesus (I mean uh Egg Timer) ...since god is in Kentucky, I guess you are the mountain money launderer. Am I right dad? 011227 ... moist twister spinner gives your mama oral thrush oooh aaaah the strange sexual liberation of being under an assumed name in a place where i already use at least three other assumed names, you guys really know how to have fun! 011227 ... nitrous wombat subterfuge, man, fuckin' subterfuge. 011227 ... "CE" Um, totally not me. 011227 ... Wren what was the point again? 011227 ... Necessary Consequence this is kinda fun. i don't think i blathe enough for people to catch who i am. give it a try though. put your best costume forth behind the veil we are all riddles waiting to be undressed who determines the worth of the best... only those who have loved all sides. 011227 ... Intoxication This is what I'm really WANTING to change my name to but I'm afraid if I do ya'll not recognize me. 011227 ... vinyl larvae nitrous_wobat_is_also 011227 ... a rather savory giggle crap, the baby is crying. no time to write any bullshit. cya baby. 011227 ... sticky goldfish well there ya go. ya happy?? GOOD! har har. 011227 ... Smack-dab in the middle of Florence I reside in Kentucky, just like God... I have no "h" but only a few of you will understand what that means... I might remind you of one of those backward Roman emperors... 011227 ... silly girl I'm terribly in love with a man who is just as in love with me. Our passion is thick and sweet and heavy and makes me breath in gasps and short spurts of intoxicated ecstacy. I'd cry if he were to break my heart one day, the way i once broke his. Can anyone guess who i am? You may not know me well enough to. 011228 ... galvanized wire silly girl is pralines&cream reasoning being that, pralines&cream uses the term "my man" or "man" when referring to the one she/he (dont wanna assume) loves. 011228 ... sabbina the mysterous i would like to catogoriagilly deny that i am sabbie 011228 ... impatient virgin I didn't know this was going to be game-like. I guess ya'll could take a stab at who I am too. OH, and thanks for the compliment, Jinx. 011228 ... impatient virgin oh and square I know you know but you are so obvious. I can't believe no one has found you out yet. :) 011228 ... montana wildhack im not who i say i am 011228 ... some guy from x.flies we are not who we are. we are not who we are. we are not who we are. we are not who we are. 011228 ... Smack-dab in the middle of Florence Square should be Cube. Eh? 011228 ... ferdle he has pants like those, he does 011228 ... the launderer of mountain money ferdle is not tonya 011228 ... circle Yeah, yeah. So i don't hide well... ° 011228 ... Norm.al I won't use my normal name 011229 ... crack hoe ma? kung pow! 011229 ... Necessary Consequence i think it was sorta too obvious to be worth mentioning for square, circle, or *cheesy gaem-show music*CUBE! anyhow, let's see. i just changed my blather name recently, and both the new and old one are two words. not much of a help probably. 011229 ... porcelain what if no one notices me to begin with? i'll play anyway and hopefully not crash the party in the process. 011231 ... Porsche Lynn Don't hate me because I'm beautiful. If you're going to hate me, then at least hate me for something more worthy like the fact that I have orgasms by just having my nipples sucked. 020101 ... silly girl Very impressive, galvanized wire!!! I'm exposed!!! BTW, i'm a girl. 020101 ... pra - oops!! ... Silly Girl And i think EVERYONE knows that square and circle are cube, it's just so obvious that no one bothered to put it into words. 020101 ... the guy from the last starfighter Stupid mogs 020424 ... trivial smitten from video games square? mogs? what about the moogles? 020424 ... distilled mouse or the pogs. i've never laundered any money, but i've cleaned some fish 020424 ... nitrous wombat :::bows and curtsies deeply in response to that warm round of apathy::: 020424 ... Fenian Gourd King yeah...good luck...i use so many names i don't even remember who i've blathed as...yeah that is supposed to impress you. No you probably don't care about me. But neither do i so there! Well some of mes do...and other of mes don't. And someday i'll collect them all in a menagerie and i'll take the mes on the road for a travelling circus. Anyways...have fun 020425 ... do you like making out? i guess sometimes i'm lucky if i go for whole days at a time without thinking about you 020425 ... ted lavender Even if he hadn't put his email in, everyone knows Bobby likes making out. 020425 ... do you like making out? mouahhaha 020425 ... Lizzie Borden and the Paddy Wackers This is the future name of my team. We go every Wednesday and be triva geeks at the local BW3's. We win food though..free food is good. But in my head, I'll alway be *~SJ~* 020425 ... nitrous wombat maybe try: Lizzy Borden and the Daddy Hackers a tad graphic perhaps but a teensy bit more fitting 020425 ... dreamless one ima little teapot... 020425 ... damians one true love dont use your normal mind in this blathe 020425 ... Syrup hmm, but what if I forget who I was before? 020425 ... awe-inspiring anal sex i boiled my cat. ouch, my penis is stuck in a car door. 020425 ... Sex obbsesed chicklet #5 i'll help you remove it if you give me your address. maybee i'll eat some leftover cat if you spiced it well, though I like dog better. 020425 ... Lizzie Borden and the Paddy Whackers Daddy Whackers is amusing... We got the Paddy b/c 2 people on our team are named Pat and Liz. 020425 ... gooseberry pie n jellybeans I am, he is, you are, he is, you are me, and we are all together, see how they run like pigs from a gun, see how they cry, im cryin'... extra points for anyone who can guess the song as well as who i am. 020425 ... Lizzie Borden and the Paddy Wackers I am the eggman Whoo! They are the eggmen Whoo! I am the walrus Go goo ga joob As for who you are...i dunno. =) 020425 ... middleman aaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! I would love to eat some metal meat. 020426 ... Laura I am Laura. It's normal. I wish I was........Julie......or maybe Caitlen....possibly Leah....never Laura. 020714 ... anesthetized Fuck me till I neglect who I am. 020714 ... thomass black stallion hmmm...if i could change my name, i think i'd be jessica giggles. but since none of you guys really know me anyway, i think i'll be...*checks little space where name goes*...and i am being this for bobby. 020714 ... Flex Pumpernickel Enough! Enough already! Everyone with masks on all day, every day and now this?! I refuse to use an alias, it's time to stop this impersonal trend. 020714 ... thee rabbit that came back home i never be hidin' meself. 020715 ... nothing is sacred i like chicken i like liver meow mix meow mix please deliver. actually I don't cus I be a vegetabletarian. meh. 020715 ... awe-inspiring anal sex who the fuck... wait, what? im kinda stoned who am i? 020716 ... awe-inspiring anal sex c'mon, i know somebody can figure this shit out. who am i? 020726 ... phil today 020729 ... beerbear I stole a martini glass today 021019 ... shudder to think thee rabbit that came back home is farmfish but does anyone know who i am? 021019 ... my pussy is wet tew si yssuy ym 021019 ... not ashamed enough to stop A lot of the time I'm just mean to be mean. Has nothing to do with what anyone did to me. I also lie a lot. So this incognito thing should work for me. Just hope no one guesses who I am. 021019 ... i know who you are ha 021019 ... ~zeg~ whats the the backwards writing? hmm, that gives me an idea --------- 021020 ... sniper montana wildhack is a name used by rhin long ago on blue, and smack [ h ] dab in the middle of florence gave it away with the backward nero clue as oren. peek-a-boo icu 021020 ... scarlet begonia this is what I wanted my user name to be in the beginning 021020 ... starlit vagina i can see cleeeeeeeeeearly now the rain is gone... 021020 ... pell nellish bis dan! Chus! 021020 ... dead*horny*freak im a dead horny freak, and hardly n e 1 no's it, it can be rather frustrating for me @ times. 021021 ... montana wildhack sniper, what makes you think that i am Rhin? 021021 ... pansexualist humping on your hand i'm so lonely. can i borrow your..? thanks! *humps* 021021 ... pansexualist humping your hand i'm so lonely. can i borrow your..? thanks! *humps* 021021 ... whatever rhin is not now, nor has she ever been 'montana wildhack'. i know of at least one alias of hers, and believe me when i say that not one single person here would ever think it to be her. 021021 ... X ... 021022 ... MeatLoaf fan I would do anything for love but I won't do that. 021022 ... philip thompson ramsey, get me my sunglasses, i'm out of boxes 021022 ... vampires are sexual fantasies for depressed people wow... just in time for halloween, and a great place to pick up name ideas! 021023 ... sniper There was once listed under rhin's list of blathes gone by, a blathe by Montana Wildhack. (I haven't looked there recently to see if it is still on the list, I know that many of my early things are still around but don't show up when I click my name) But anyway, I recognised the Name from Slaughterhouse Five, and posted a message back signed Billy Pilgrim. The rest is speculation. 021024 ... sniper I assure you that Montana Wildhack was an name once used by Rhin long ago but only breifly, or at least Montana Wildhack used Rhin's E-mail address on the blather in question. It was something about an unanswered telephone if I recall. 021024 ... Peanut Butter and Devil on Rhyme wouldn't you all agree, if i said i just have to be me! 021024 ... sniper Damn my Alzhiemers!The blathe I was thinking of connects not to Rhin but to MollygoLightly-BoofPixie.I think I should just shoot myself in the head, perhaps that would dislodge my foot from my mouth! 021025 ... montana wildhack wannabe i think that's a fine idea sniper! while you're at it, i'll help out by also sticking my foot up your ass. ;) 021025 ... that blatherer over there sniper is p2?! 021025 ... pee too ha! no. i'm guessing you think that cuz of the 'foot in the mouth' comment but i prefer all lower case plus i don't really post full sentences my posts are like my thoughts short and erratic 021025 ... sniper It MiGhT jUsT bE a PlOy 2 ThRoW u OfF tHe TrAcK 2 ChAnGe StYlEs Of WrItInG & kEeP u AlL gUeSsInG 021025 ... pee too but it's not ;p 021025 ... bye then! guess you cant guess who i am! 021025 ... bye then! *AhEm!*.. BET you cant guess 021025 ... p2 bye then!: top 2 guesses 1) based on "AhEm": Mahayana 2) based on "!": hey now! 021025 ... pee too doh! i broke the rule 021025 ... Mahayana pee too [nope it isnt i] but my guess was that it was hey now! as well :] 021025 ... nocturnal you're all stupid. bitch bitch bitch. someone get me a drink. screw this, I'm going back to red. kicks ass 021025 ... peanut butter up your ass why didn't you just stay there in the first place? 021025 ... bye then! *ding ding!* yourrrrre right! = hey now! 021025 ... galvanized wire :)! 021025 ... Lilac Im keeping this new name 021230 ... alabaster rigamarole I want to blathe so bad, but my on again off again relationship with wit has rendered me useless to all ye who come calling. Alas a blathe that I can just ramble on pontlessly, ((see above)) because I'm really here to make up a new name. Hmmmmmm.... 021230 ... Rickster I always thought it was the person behind the writting not the name, but I could be wrong I may have forgotten we have become one hell of a material society. 021231 ... 456852 I choose not to be a god. 030113 ... Idrt35 why not? i really don't see the purpose of this blathe, But I'll comply if it makes you feel better.. 030509 ... everybodys perfect *puts on dark sunglasses and holds up newspaper to face* 030509 ... Idrt35 nobodys perfect, dontcha know. 030604 ... sharpshooter you two are some lame sons of bitches, raggin' on the poor kids' game. 030604 ... i need sex now the desire is fucking endless. jeez. ;) i like the not perfect one. 030604 ... the litte girl who doenst like read bc blue is her red scares me its so angry 030604 ... * home 030604 ... Roses from Albertsons (hee hee! No one will figure out I am actually Flowers from Safeway!) 030604 ... Brian David Mitchell without a job Inside every man is the male counterpart of the desire for women to have babies. It drives us to settle down, get married, build a house, get a long term job, drive a nice reliable automobile. All from the desire to leave a child behind when we die. But what happens when there are no jobs, when houses are unaffordable? Men in their thirties and forties start thinking of stealing all these good things. I know in my heart I won't ever grab a teenage girl. but perhaps I should 030609 ... freefalling sometimes i burn for him 030609 ... ultra-pope next time i'm gonna put my linguini in it. 030609 ... desire endless the guy on the radio this morning said that he thought teenage girls these days were beginning to look more and more like models. and not just a few of them, but large amounts of them. picture perfect ((starved)) models. so i guess the urge for an old man who can no longer afford his dream to grab a teenage girl is. . .natural. though a little scary. i am glad i am not one of those model girls. and now you may varify! ((or mostly tell me that you proud i actually figured out how to put the pictures on. . .because i am not computer friendly)) hahaha. god i hate myself. it is all just so funny now though. 030609 ... in complete boredom simply because this blathe hasn't been touched in so long (and partly because im a relative newbie, learning to appreciate the need for incognitability...) i think i shall contribute! no one will know me anyway, even if i wrote my name... so there's no need for the glasses and fake nose and moustache, although i'm wearing them anyway. *hybrid sigh, grunt thing* :) smiles 040312 ... hmmmmm was that same ol' me? 040312 ... red square and vodka - squodka nobody knows me well enough to guess who i am either, even without my alcoholic name. 040313 ... wearing her pissed-off necklace no one possibly knows me well enough to know eho i am, except for possibly red square and vodka-squodka 040313 ... smiles in all her bare neckedness not budweiser, it's squodka darlin! 040313 ... nagem wow my name backwards is annoying 040313 ... cliched teenage girl god, i'm horny and depressed 040313 ... bill smith well, maybe you could use you normal name to blather. after all, if it's a really common name, people can't single you out because there are about 20,000,000,000 people out there with the same name. But if your name is unique in the world... that's another story. 040313 ... alive_now this is insane, i feel like i'm trying to be someone else by blathering under a new name...i'm not being 'true' to myself. hahaha o fuck it all. this blatherer is using the page to let it all go. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG! i'm so fucking scared of my future. so goddamn scared i can't explain. you know my biggest fear but do you know me. 040313 ... I want a banana in more ways than one monkeys eat bananas. the bananas dont eat the monkeys, because the monkeys already ate the bananas. though if the bananas were acidic or poisoned, then the bananas could eat the monkeys insides. but what are the chances of that happening! the only thing bananas will be eating is whatever the hell the roots of the tree they grow on feeds them. 040313 ... the shizwomp hey this could be fun 040313 ... harmonic chaos be very afraid..the angst is the first ring to the hole in your soul..learn to let it reach you, and snake its talons down your bag like a lover, learn to let it get in there deep under the derma, let it kiss its spiritual toxins into your corpuscles and.... 040313 ... fetal_meatball do you know what i am? i don't think you do. 040313 ... welded dildo i'll be waiting in my bed for you, my love. 040314 ... licorice_nopants Does anyone know where the nearest police station is? 040314 ... Taylor_Moore i think that it is kida funny that you dont even know me at all, so that i could use my real name and you wouldnt know...or maybe this is my name...ok, fine it isnt, its my friends name, but it doesnt matter anyways 040314 ... Taylor_Moore fetal meatball is ferret ((bet you cant guess how i got my psychic abilities)) 040314 ... welded_dildo and i swear, by the moon and the stars i'll be there. 040315 ... 3 TOED TED DEBUNKING AND HAM FLUNKING. 040315 ... Leo Love is life. And if you miss love, you miss life. 040315 ... If only I knew Watch your thoughts; they become words. Watch your words; they become actions. Watch your actions; they become habits. Watch your habits; they become character. Watch your character; it becomes your destiny. 040315 ... knot meat watch your destiny, it becomes your thoughts. 040315 ... little girl The sun was shining brightly that day, and the temperature was 6 degrees, which made it a perfect autumn day. As I put the key in the lock and skipped down my front steps, I noticed that my friend was hiding in the bushes. Little did I know that my friend and I were about to get a big scare. Then my friend started to run because I started to chase her. I just wanted to give her a kiss, but she did not like kisses. I did not know this. Then both my friend and I stopped running. We heard something. It was a very strange noise. We were very scared. We didn't know what to do. Then we followed the noise and found out that it was just my Mom raking leaves. Then suddenly we notice that it was not my Mom but a real live ghost that looked like my Mom. Then the ghost was very angry at us for coming outside. And then the ghost started chasing us. We ran and ran. We did not know what to do or where to go. But then the ghost got very tired and fell down. She started shouting "Hurray!" My friend and I very carefully walked inside the house before the ghost was able to get up. We told my Mom about the ghost, but when she went outside to look, the ghost was gone. 040315 ... in complete boredom hmmmmm, i wish i knew who i was... but i'm not same ol' me. o well. 040315 ... little girl i know who you are 040315 ... of course i do ferret erm..fetal meatball 040315 ... blackholesun why hide how we really are? 040316 ... blackholesun *who* =p 040316 ... squodka why hide who we really are? well lets see..... do you post under your real name and address and telephone number on blather? so thats a fairly unrelated thing to say. i know im being pedantic but i just had to say it. ;) 040317 ... pedantic hello 040317 ... who am i kidding anyway? and here's where i risk painting my actual blather identity across the old compulsively didactic billboard..but i think what you said squodka was really in the interests of clarity, an attempt to phenomenologically prune away the drecht, the facile and insincere kinds of opining and postulations and get really at the meat of what is really happening here..in search of the shining stalk as it were...nicely done.. 040317 ... ??? is it.......... oldephebe? 040317 ... polysyllabic poseur is jessica simpson possibly the most obtuse/shrewd player in this recent crop of pop ingenues? 040317 ... what a pretty night LAlaLa.....shoo wap doo wap.....shoobe dowee dowap pop. shoobe doobe doobe do wap. Shoo wap doo wap. Lala.... 040318 ... in complete boredom hehehe! ah, the freedom that spawns from not having a name... 040323 ... not hey now! or a coherent thought 040323 ... Jamie -this is me 040323 ... brandspankingnewme I'm gonna need one , I am sooo world weary on this beautiful spring day, I need to get out and hear small children ask questions in voices that are filled with music. 040323 ... maxi-pad I'm watching the History Channel and you can't stop me. 040405 ... miss me stop watching the tv and get back into my panties i_just_stained_my_panties_again 040405 ... stripe zero :spit take: ... 040405 ... Novice Ok, so i won't FREAKALEAK! OMG thats my song right now 040419 ... Pink Power Ranger Girl Omg I meant to type this as my name 040419 ... Pink Power Ranger Girl Ok, so i won't FREAKALEAK! OMG thats my song right now 040419 ... dried burrito dont_use_your_usual_name_in_this_blathe 040419 ... Mr. Snuffalapagus i think that i am lying bout a lie, you guess my name, but why even try? cuz even my *real* name, never really is the same, as it is in the real world, so bye bye. wow that poem sucked like sucky stuff. that suck. i smell a smell a smelly smell that smells...smelly i was actually here before under another name, but who's to know? 040419 ... Mr.Snuffalapagus and whos to care? 040419 ... names and words are all just traps. 040419 ... kookaburra stripe zero is strideo...not that anybody else knows, cares or meaows 040419 ... kookaburra oops, i used my name...habit...o well 040419 ... stripe zero but wasn't it obvious? ... 040419 ... Cameleon There are people that use a "normal" name in blather. Then there are others like me that never use the same name twice My footsteps show wherever I go but my trail is a little less obvious to spot (Maybe because I only posted about 10 times or so) but then again, I lost count 040425 ... im_what_willis_was_talkin_bout hey look its me... but not really... i just like coming here to use new names, which i dont use in the regular world because then nobody would ever recognize me...so there you go... 040426 ... PAPELE Nin hau! Wo shi papele. Nimen shi shei? Nimen shi yuchun... 040701 ... latchkey I burned down all that held your memory I watched the flames lick around the edges devouring the entirety as seconds ticked by; for so long, i saw myself in you, somehow i thought i'd found a kindred spirit then suddenly, it hit me i realized what i thought was a natural likeness in fact was only a copy a copy - of myself - of somebody before me - of somebody before that somebody et cetera, to infinity i see you now as you are: a kite, painted in the likeness of a bird and though capable of flight, you are still unable to sing i suppose, then, you will not rise from the ashes 040701 ... un gars dans un igloo Pourquoi ne puis-je pas écrire mon vrai nom? Est-ce que vous allez me tuer? Cependant, ça ce n'est pas mon vrai nom. Parce que si je l'écris en français, ce n'est pas mon vrai nom en anglais. On peut dire que ces noms aux deux langues sont les deux pareils. Cependant, je crois qu'ils ne sont pas les noms pareils, parce que ils sont aux langues différentes. Quand on le pense, on décide que je suis correct. J'espère qu'on a compris ce que j'ai dit. Mais si vous ne comprenez ni parlez le français, alors je ne peux pas t'aider. Aller à vos lits! MENTAINENT! 040702 ... dudeinanigloo Sry just want to make a link to this page so I don't lose the above post. Merci bien! 040702 ... OK! Why not? 040712 ... lumply meat and the sack of hot nickels that got y what a wonderful post. it makes me wonder(ful) if you can meet people on here. oh btw, 040713 ... dudeinanigloo Thanks, lumply. However, if you say it in English, it's not really that interesting... lol 040713 ... perv i really wish to see some nice round asses tonight. girls in thongs all the way!! 050326 ... its cold outside I'm sad tonight..... I love you. Why godfuckingdammit.... Never mind. It doesn't matter. 050327 ... oh.. doesn't it? 050327 ... Easter 2005 050327 ... 3272005 why_did_the_Pope_fail_to_speak_at_easter_mass? 050327 ... *moo* oo this is brilliant but i'm just another blatherskite who sometimes writes in very short lines with many li ne breaks 050724 ... Eowyn The end of the world is coming. Thus, Earth will turn into a huge donut. Huge? Methinks not. Size is all relative anyway, it's just a matter of making ends meet. Thus, I am taller than my big brother, who is presently in Australia obtaining a college degree in the imaginary languages field. It may be less obvious on the spice-thyme continuum than football, but rest assured it's all about relativity. 050801 ... squodka back again is *moo* Amy? 050802 ... *moo* not knowing who amy is no 050802 ... self validation factor have some gum. it will make the plane ride go better. 051016 ... chickendotlittleatyahoodotcom You are a really horrible kisser. Sorry. 051016 ... one really eclectic noob Hobby snobby flobby. Seriously. 090424 ... stripe zero I remember this. good times! ... 090424 ... blacksun all right were bringin it back wooohooo!!! 090424 ... redneckk shouldn't have talked about that 091108 what's it to you? who go blather from