2005 silentbob 5.....4.......3.........2.......1! APPY NEW YEAR! 040929 ... pSyche I've decided to keep on signing my papers 2004. Life only gets crappier, so I decided that if I am mentally stuck in 2004, then I will be mentally uh... uncrappy (and thereby semi-happy, right?). I know some people are gonna be bitching at me about it by March. heheh. 041231 ... uncle Bettie Its not hard to be happy if your happy when your hard. So eat your vitamins, eat your vegetables, eat your wife once in awhile. Never ever play with your food. Well maybe your meat...OK your puddin' too. When life is all too clamorous make the time to be amorous. Passion feeds the soul. Never underestimate desire, it only gets stronger the more you feed it. Love is a bad habit gone good, a safe place in a storm, a storm of it's own if you let it roll, a tsunami of pleasure that you should never control. Sex is great, sex with someone you love is better, sex with someone you love and someone they love is outstanding.....rare, but outstanding. Don't tell your kids, they will have unreasonable expectations. Don't tell your friends, they will want in on the action. Don't tell your Mom, you could screw up her New Year. You can tell your Dad if he's a perv like you. I guess what I'm trying to say is, I'm looking for the woman of my wife's dreams...and this could be the year (nudge, nudge, wink, wink). I hope that this New Year, this year of our Lord 2005, brings me something to shut the fuck up about. 050101 ... ivyducktwilightseto Stay smart, stay alive Don't die in 2005 . 050102 ... 112005 (1231 , 2004 ) + 1 day 050102 ... 12 hours ago Executions mark Iraq"s new year 050102 ... 122005 1 + 112005... 050102 ... What Powell said _'when_we_pledge_an_amount_we_'plan'_to_deliver_... 050102 ... OOps... WMD around_and_across Pepsi_Folklore * What's_Reality * 050102 ... Mister Brightside Had it not been for a number of drinks, a little bit of smoke, and my copy of Katamari_Damashi (and my ATHF Season 1 DVD) the hours leading up to 2005 would have sucked infinitely worse than staying home with a nasty cold could have made them 050103 ... no reason happy_new_ears 050103 ... megan i graduate this year time has flown i'm sort of happy and sort of scared 050103 ... 162005 _'Deadliest_Day'_ 050108 ... * The_most_memorable_image_of_the_invasion * 050129 ... January U.S. Troop Deaths Hit 100 for Month was the third month since the U.S. invasion of Iraq that U.S. troop deaths (Death_'Toll') reached or exceeded 100... 050201 ... 2 hours ago 462005 050406 ... Afghanistan 18 American soldiers killed in desert helicopter crash in yesterday, the biggest single loss of US life since Operation Enduring Freedom began in autumn 2001 050406 ... Prediction 8312005 050831 ... Katrina * Oil_prices * Gulf Oil-Rig Wreckage Sparks Fear of $100-Barrel Crude 050831 ... Q Goodnight and goodbye. 051231 ... 12312005 7 Hours ago 051231 ... 2986 ...at least 2,178 members of the US military have died since the beginning of the Iraq war in March 2003... 051231 ... changed a year marked by the inevitability of change 060101 ... ...... What's_next? 2006 060101 ... nom i_was_there 060101 what's it to you? who go blather from