blather_your_sex_stories_here Thyartshallshant Hi, My name is Thyartshallshant, and im a pervert. The idea for this came to me when i realized i cant afford to buy any new porn at this point and also from the fact that one of my favourite things that is published in pornography is the "dear penthouse; hot letters" type sections. So, i would like to ask you all to please help me out in this time of need, and provide any hot sex stories you can muster up. Also, "cut and paste" stories from other sources than yourself are also welcome. Thank you, Head of Masturbation; BPA (blather_perverts_association), Thyartshallshant 010103 ... unhinged i really don't have anything to add here being that i have virtually no experience other than the fact that i laughed really hard when i read this and did the frank scrunchy face thing. sorry i can't help out. 010104 ... Rhin Thyart, I have an arsenal of sexually explicit stories/fantasies. However, I don't think I have the strength, to even 'go there'! 010104 ... WingedSerpent when i finish the set of novels i am working on there are two chapters in each that would put the letters to penthouse section to shame and the cool part is that i based them all on real experiences, but nobody gets 'em for free 010104 ... Thyartshallshant Damn you ALL!! You are of no help to me! hehe Rhin, i prefer Thy or Thyartshallshant. Sank you. 010104 ... Rhin Thy (-art), your request has been noted! Do you actually think I will heed your wishes though? *smile* 010104 ... THYartshallshant *whines* And YES, i know you have PLENTY of stories you could put here but NOOOOO! you gatta talk about my freggin name! hehe 010104 ... tnahsllahstrayhT Oh, and one more thing, feel free to use another name, as so not to incriminate yourself and all *wink* hehe. 010104 ... Rhin Okay, okay...here's a story! A guy and a girl meet, have a drink, decide they like each other enough to move onto dinner & dancing. She picks at her chutney, he does the white man's overbite, then they go back to his place, and get to do it with a condom. He stays the obligatory 45 minutes, post afterglow, then runs out, mumbling an early meeting. She calls her friend & babbles for 45 minutes, about his shriveled penis, and that she threw him out, after he suggested a game of charades in the buff, but still she says...yeh, I think I'll see him again! 010104 ... Thyartshallshant Holly shit that was sexy! *hot and sweaty* Keep um comming just as hot as that one, Rhin! 010104 ... Sintina Damn, after reading that... I need a cigarette... 010105 ... daxle ...trying hard to detect sarcasm, but afraid it doesn't exist... 010105 ... Rhin Thy, Spoken like a true smartass! It certainly takes one, to know one! 010105 ... Thyartshallshant *smiles* 010105 ... COLDandBLUEkitty ok, sinse the point of this is to blather sex stories.. and no one is.. i think i'll start that one out.. so.. dum dum dum.. me and ::ahem:: are doing whatever.. then.. I FINALLY get him into a dress.. well.. it wasn't even a dress.. it was like a slip thingy.. and we're wahtevering again.. and whAAAAAAAH!! there is a knock in my window.. which i might add is directly above my bed. i had to run outside and entertain EMILY and amy.. while he uh.. put clothes on. it was funny.. and i believe he invented a new shade of red. HE WAS SO EMBARRASED! emily got grossed out when she found out he was in a dress. i think that's cute. 010106 ... COLDandBLUEkitty ok, sinse the point of this is to blather sex stories.. and no one is.. i think i'll start that one out.. so.. dum dum dum.. me and ::ahem:: are doing whatever.. then.. I FINALLY get him into a dress.. well.. it wasn't even a dress.. it was like a slip thingy.. and we're wahtevering again.. and whAAAAAAAH!! there is a knock in my window.. which i might add is directly above my bed. i had to run outside and entertain EMILY and amy.. while he uh.. put clothes on. it was funny.. and i believe he invented a new shade of red. HE WAS SO EMBARRASED! emily got grossed out when she found out he was in a dress. i think that's cute. 010106 ... Thyartshallshant Ummm, well, thank you... i guess. That was very... interesting. Not in anyway a sexy sex story, but still interesting. 010106 ... COLDandBLUEkitty oH my! and one time we were whatevering again.. at a park in kasson (where seth is from) and we were ::aheming:: in my car.. then we were sitting on the back of the beast.. and cuddling.. and aweing.. and then a cop car pulled up. i wasn't worryed about anything.. it wasn't after curfew.. and we wern't up to anything then.. and they said "hey how's it going tonight?" "fine" "do you know such and such gurl? she's a runaway" "nope" "ah, ok, well... have a nice night. i know you will!" and they WINKED! fuckers!! the police were incouraging us to have SEX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 010107 ... Rhin Hmmmm.....a sex story? Here's one for ya'! Grab the popcorn! ......Once upon a time,in the frozen land of Hoosierville, there lived an innocent, sweet girl, named Rhinna. One particular night, Rhinna got up out of bed, to go raid the fridge...completely naked at that. Peering into the fridge, her body bent over at the waist, she searched for something to satisfy her. She finally settled on some milk. She then became aware of a presence in the room, and without looking, realized it was her guy. He made no move toward her, instead just seemed content, watching the light from the fridge, shine like a halo around her nude body. He never said a word, so for his benefit, she pretended to absentmindedly finger one of her nipples, knowing that the simple, innocent gesture would get to him more than anything. She could sense an energy building in the room, and out of the corner of her eye, she noticed his state of arousal. Suddenly an idea came to her! With the small jug of milk, still in her hand, she turned around, and looked him dead in the eye - giving him a little start. She lifted the jug of ice cold milk over her head, and then poured it down over her body...her nipples hardening, her body quivering from the coldness of the liquid...and all she said was, "Got milk?" ......to be continued 010121 ... god o my me 010121 ... unhinged kind of related to COLDandBLUEkitty's story...me and my friend kt just happened to be piled in the front seat of her tiny geo prism with her boyfriend and my soon to be "non-boyfriend" (long story) in a parking lot across the street from her boyfriend's house when a cop pulled up. he came to the passenger door where me and my whatever-the-hell were cuddling and he got out of the car and asked the officer if there was a problem. the officer was like "you know i patrol this lot regularly" and jon said "well we are all fully clothed and he lives right across the street (pointing to lenny's house) so....." and the cop said "well ok, just don't do anything i wouldn't do" and jon being the smart ass that he is said "and what would that be?" and the police officer looked over at him and winked and said "you'll find out." the whole time my face was turned the other way because i was laughing uncontrollably and i didn't wawnt the officer to see me laughing and all i hear lenny say is "shit he hit the telephone pole!" and i turned over and the stupid pervert had backed into the telephone pole probably thinking of the four of us fucking in the front seat of kt's car.....lol hahahahahahahaha 010121 ... Thyartshallshant Yay! Some action at this blathe! 010121 ... PopularPropaganda ”Patrick, seriously. I’ll do whatever you want,” she says. ”If you don’t want to go to dinner, we won’t. I mean --” ”It’s okay,” I stress. Something snaps. ”You shouldn’t fawn over him...” I pause before correcting myself. ”I mean... me. okay?” ”I just want to know what you want to do,” she says. ”To live happily ever after, right?” I say sarcastically. ”That’s what I want.” I stare at her hard, for maybe half a minute, before turning away. This quiets her. Later, predictably, she’s tied to the floor, naked, on her back, both feet, both hands, tied to makeshift posts that are connected to boards which are weighted down with metal. The hands are shot full of nails and her legs are spread as wide as possible. A pillow props her ass up and cheese, brie, has been smeared across her open cunt, some of it even pushed up into her vaginal cavity. She’s barely gained consciousness and when she sees me, standing over her, naked, i can imagine that my virtual absence of humanity fills her with mind-bending horror. 030310 ... DISAPPEAR HERE --- bret easton ellis "American_Psycho" (credit where due) 030310 ... jane jane's_fabricated_escapades [ shamesless_self_promotion ] 030920 ... jane shameless_self_promotion 030920 ... Sensuality tell_me_a_storie Though I have run out of material, the stories are still there. For those of you who said they were unrealistic, you're only partially right. About 70% of those stories are real, now you jsut have to geuss which parts. 030920 ... misstree ya have to dig for mine. some deeper than others. 030921 ... <> http://blather.newdream.net/red/t/tactile_sensations.html 030921 ... girl_jane oh_fuck_me 030921 ... violet So i'm laying there, he has me tied up, tightly, and lashing orders at me. i am enthralled and my whole body exclaims with delectation. then tears stream down my face and he stops at the sound of my sobs. i was too busy questioning the tears to ask him to stop. i seriously couldn't figure out why i was crying. i later assumed that it was my fear of total loss of control. something that happened to me so long ago... 030921 ... crimson ohoh Clare is 40 and still fighting off the effects of a Catholic education. In her own words, it made her "a corporate vice president in the boardroom but a cold fish in the bedroom." She loved her husband, Robert, but was sexually repressed, and after 10 years of marriage it had become a major issue. "My husband is very masucline. I've always found that maleness very attractive. And here in front of me was the single most overt physical demonstration of that. And then I thought, I CAUSED THIS!! I was making my husband's manhood stand at attention. "I put my lips to it, it jumped! I had forgotten. I kissed the head. It jumped again. Already my mouth was causing involuntary sexual response; I hadn't expected to feel powerful like that. I licked underneath the head. It jerked and Robert moaned. It was time I took him into my mouth. "I opened and leaned forward, putting my lips on his penis about halfway down. I could feel the small bumps and ridges caused by blood vessles near the surface. It was very exciting learing this part of his body like this. From my husband's reaction, it was pretty exciting for him, too. I continued moving back and forth, letting my tongue make contact, stroking him on the underside. "I leaned in farther and farther with each stroke, taking as much as I could. I became so aroused by the obvious pleasure it was giving Robert that I realized I was not just rubbing my lips and tongue against his penis, I was sucking. Sucking because I desired it. I wanted it, him in my mouth. I wanted his maleness in me. I had my left hand around the base of his penis, the better to keep it aimed towards my mouth. As my desire grew I could feel Robert starting to tremble. I cupped my right hand under his testicles. They were pulled up against his body. I lightly raked my fingernails forward over his tight scrotum, and he shouted he was coming. "His semen spilled into my mouth, spurting against my tongue. My God, this was the essence of his masculinity shooting out of his penis, and it was in MY mouth! I sucked on it greedily, wanting more, more, every drop of it. He was flopping like a fish but I stayed on him. I was sad how quickly his erection faded. I felt like I had discovered an appetite I didn't know I had. I knew I would be doing this again." --Going Down by Ben Rodgers & Joel Perry 030922 ... asdlasd tell_me_a_storie 031229 ... greatmotherfuckinggatsby This is the best non-consent story I've ever read, not so much for arousal value but for the extremely unique way it was written--I've seen no others like it--and it was from an e-writer who actually specialized in very hardcore BDSM named "Just_yours". This was the back from the peak of good literotica, when writers wrote the stories, not horny geeks with the desire to use too many exclamation marks in entirely ridiculous places. *-*-*-*-*-*-* Look at her. There she is walking like she owns the world. You know who she is, you see her everyday, coming into work with her pretty face on, tights jeans and short skirts and all done just to tease you. See her? She knows what she’s doing, flaunting herself in front of you, just to make you want her and then she’ll walk away. Are you going to let her get away with it forever? Listen? Hear her laughing. Watch her as she eyes you and then whispers. She knows what you’re thinking. She knows that you want her, but is she going to give in? Will she give you the time of day? Sitting on that chair with her legs parted just enough to make you wonder. Make you wonder what’s under there, what it feels like and how it tastes. Oh yes she wants you, can’t you tell by the way she moves? She’s a slut, she knows that she is, she enjoys playing the game, but are you really going to let her win? You know; it would be easy. Find an excuse and get closer to her. Focus! Don’t get lost in fear. You’ve waited long enough, putting us with little glimpses. Today it has to be today, I don’t care how you do it, but you need to make that bitch pay for teasing us, teasing you. Take a deep breath in through your nose. See! You can smell her sex, she’s wet and she wants it, she needs your cock inside of her. Who are you to deny what she needs? Look away! Look away, she’s coming closer. Don’t let her see it in your eyes, play her game, make her think that you don’t have a clue. It will make things all the sweeter when you place her in checkmate and win the game. Watch her as she moves, tits bouncing, she knows how to make you want her doesn’t she? Oh you can try to focus on your work, just try to make me go away, I won’t you know I won’t , I’ll be quiet for a minute, but I’m going to come back, you know I will so why bother trying to chase me away? You’re wasting the day! You have had so many chanced to brush against her to touch her, to flirt and to play her game. What’s that? Oh you don’t want to play this game anymore? Well too bad for you, I’m in control now and I want to fuck her. That’s right you heard me. I am going to fuck her and you aren’t going to be able to stop me. I asked her to stay late when you weren’t looking. Sent her an email and now she’s waiting for me. Think I don’t know how to get what I want? I don’t need you anymore, you want to hide, fine, hide. Me? I’m going to take that little bitch and show her what happens to a cock tease. I’m going to make her sorry she was ever even born. Ah good, the end of the day. People are packing up their briefcases and running for the door. Who can blame them? This place is enough to make anyone crazy, day after day sitting here. But not you, no not tonight, tonight you are here because I haven’t let you go and look she’s at her desk waiting for me. Let’s go then, time to get to it, we’re all alone and it’s just us and her. Watch her as she leans over her desk. Get her now! Yeah, yeah, listen to the slut scream, let her pretend she doesn’t want it. Slide your hand up under that skirt. I told you! I told you! The bitch makes it easy; tell me now that she’s not a slut, no fucking panties on, she’s always ready to take a cock. Wet and tight too, spread her open with your fingers, but don’t work that pussy to much, I want a good tight ride. Let her fight you, she still needs to play her fucking game. Walking around like a whore and then playing a virgin. Flip her over and hold her down, let her know that you’re about to win , tease her hole with your cock and tell her that she’s about to be fucked just the way she needs it. Hell yeah work that cock into her, feels so good, so wet and so tight. Hear her, she’s not screaming now is she? No, dirty little cunt’s rocking on your cock now isn’t she? Yeah so what she’s fucking crying, it’s the moans that count, not the goddamned tears. Fuck her harder! I didn’t set this whole thing up so you could play prince fucking charming. Ram your cock into that hole and make her feel every inch. Pretty round ass slamming back against you, should we? Should we? Bet no other dick has taken that hole, we can be the first, oh yeah, fuck her ass too. If you’re going to win, you might as well win big. Good god! Listen to that scream, swear to god that you were ripping her guts out wouldn’t you, but damn it feels good working that tight virgin ass. Hey look at it this way, you’re doing her a favor, after taking you fat prick up there other dudes are going to have it easy. Smack it, slap it hard! Oh damn, feel that? Almost makes you want to cum right now doesn’t it, those muscles gripping your rod, trying to force you out while you drive it in. Listen to her begging you to stop, asking you why. She knows fucking why and I’ll bet you from now on she doesn’t walk around teasing any more. Yeah we win, and as soon as we make her cum she’ll know it. I need to feel her pussy again, fuck her pussy, and make her squeal. Yeah that’s it, pound into that wet slut good, can you feel it, it’s going to be soon, she can’t help it, she wants to fuck. She was bred to fuck. Uh-huh, here it comes, she’s going to blow. Fuck yes! We win, bitch is bucking like there isn’t going to be a tomorrow. Dirty whore! Her pussy is going get just what it wants any second, tell her, tell her you’re going to shoot your jizz deep inside her creamy hole. Let her fight and beg you not to. Don’t listen to her; she wants to feel it coating her. Deeper man! Shoot that load in her deep, oh yeah.. so good letting go isn’t it? Look at her lying there, she hasn’t moved, she hasn’t even tried. We win and we deserve a prize. Clean that cock off over her lips, she won’t fight you now, you won. 031230 ... magicforest WHOA that is FAMILIAR. 031230 ... this is a psuedonym - guess which blatherskite I a How old was I...? I guess about 22 or so. I was housesitting for a friend of mine over Christmas. I was watching television late at night in the living room, sipping rum and cokes and smoking Shermans. Long blond hair, nice body and pretty face at that time, ripped jeans and a velvet beret. It's the night of the winter solstice and it's snowing heavily outside. There's a knock at the door. I go and open it. There's a beautiful androgynous guy standing there - tilted green eyes, long dark thick hair, wearing a leather jacket. He asks me if my friend's roommate is home (he asks for her by name). I tell him that they are all out of town. He asks if he can come in. He's so attractive I can't say no. He tells me his name (which, oddly, turns out to be mine spelled backwards - and I have a strange name myself.) I get him a drink and we chat for a while in the living room. He leans over and kisses me. I kiss back. He asks me if he can take me to bed. Startled, I pause for a moment. I don't have one night stands. Especially with complete and total strangers. And then I say yes... We go in the back room and undress, kissing passionately. We make love in my friend's loft bed; we please one another in a hundred different ways. Later, we lay naked on the floor together and listen to Stravinsky and talk about religion and books. We eat crackers in bed and drink more rum. We kiss and fall asleep. He kisses me and leaves me in the snowy early morning dawn while I am still sleepy and sated. He never tells me his last name or anything about himself. I never tell him that I live somewhere else. I never saw him again. As a postscript to this story, I asked my friend and her roommate about him when they came home from Christmas break. Both of them denied knowing anyone by that name or description... Every part of this story is 100% true. 031230 ... Zoe this is a version of a story i tell my long-distance boyfriend to get him off... you're lying on the bed in your apartment, you know i'm due to come home any minute. you hear the door open and close, but i tell you to stay in bed. you can't quite see the door, but you hear my footsteps across the hardwood floor. you're fully dressed from work, and you contemplate getting up to take off your button down shirt, but you know i hate when you disobey me, so you stay where you are. all of a sudden you see me in the doorway, i'm wearing that short school-girl skirt you love and a wife-beater. my hair is windblown cause i've been driving with the windows open for 7 hours to see you. i stand at the doorway just watching you as you look up and down my body. i want you so bad, but i want to make you wait. i slowly walk over to you. i smile at you as i slowly lift my shirt up. after what seems like an eternity it gets to my boobs. i lift it over my red lace bra. the bra is almost see-through and you swear you can see my nipples through it standing erect. i finally have my shirt off and am fingering the waist of my skirt. do you want me to take it off? i unzip the back of it and let it fall to the floor. i'm wearing a matching red lace thong. i'm so wet as i climb on top of you. you can smell sex in the air as i rub my hands up the side of your pant leg. up and up and up... until i get to your inner thigh. you moan, and i stop for a second. i finally lightly run my finger over the huge bulge forming under your pants. i laugh quietly as i undo your belt. i unbutton your pants and look you in the eyes as i unzip them. i reach into the darkness and find your cock. the touch of my warm hand on it makes you jump. i slowly pull it out of your boxers. it's so big baby! i lick my lips and lower my head to it. i kiss the top of it, oh i've missed it so much, then i lick the base of it all around. finally, just when you think you are going to blow, i take it in my mouth. i use my hand to guide most of it in. after licking the tip of it, i start sucking, at first really slowly, but i get faster and faster as time goes on. you can see my boobs bouncing as my head bobs up and down on your big cock. they hit your thighs every so often. i start gently messaging your balls as i feel you getting closer to cumming. just as you're about to shoot your seed i stop and pull out. by this time you're screaming. you jump out of the bed, rip your shirt off, throw off your pants and shorts. meanwhile i've laid down on the bed and am looking up at you laughing. you are determined to get me back for all this teasing. you get on top of me and slam your dick in my pussy. you fill me up so much and after a few thrusts i'm screaming. i grab at your back and scratch as an orgasm takes control of my body. i want you so bad baby, take me! you thrust and thrust until you decide that it's my turn to do the work. you pull me on top of you without pulling out. i raise up and then slam myself onto your dick. over and over as you watch i ride your cock. i scream to you that i'm about to come, and you try to hold on till i do. all of a sudden we both feel ourselves go. oh my god! fuck! we orgasm with such intensity that the whole room shakes. i climb off your dick and we hold each other naked till we both recover. shall we go again? ;) 050323 ... Zoe didn't realize that blather was so long! sorry about that! by the way, if anyone could give me constructive criticism i'd like it. i'm always looking for ways to change my phone sex convos! thanks! 050323 ... unhinged stoner_sex he called me one night (at that point he made monthly telephone calls to remind me just how much i still loved him that made me violently ill) on his way to the bar 'drunk' and asked me to have phone_sex with him. i obliged. he parked his car on federal plaza, two blocks away from the police station, right in front of the bar he was going in to, and jerked off in the car. he couldn't get off because he was 'drunk' (i.e. coked out) and tried to get me to do it again. the first time was bad enough and i was nervous for him; jerking off in public is a stupid thing to get arrested for. although the safest place for him to do that would have been two blocks from the police station; we used to smoke weed on federal plaza too. the cops in youngstown weren't in the station anyways. he got mad and told me that he could get any chick he wanted if he just walked in that bar. so i told him to go ahead. and in a desparate attempt to save face cause i supposedly make good noises he said 'but you're the one that i want' but i shooed him off and as he walked in the bar his phone died and i didn't hear from him for another month. 050324 ... maxwell makes you wonder not going to fit. stare of frustrated desire. long time no see. lifetimes. went away to die and forget her. no kiss. true love. evil world. dreams. sexual awakening. big bang. earthquake, volcano. but the jealoust of uthers is a cockblock cuntspiracy 050324 ... punx.com but the love of uthers is a degree of personal knowing that the future gets a little better and the past is gone.it's worth saying that we are punx cause i have her pussy. i stole it. right. [img]http://fuk.ca/ac/punk_teen_strip/punk_teen3.jpg[/img]i had an idea -- that straight people would be like 'but it's theidea of thething, its the principal of it.' and iwould be like -- you still have your image. what am i gonna do with it? a deeper view is that well you look. [img]http://fuk.ca/ac/punk_teen_strip/punk_teen3.jpg[/img] [img]http://teensexpics.ca/avs/goth-blowjob-fuck/goth-teen3.jpg[/img] NEO! you've done it! you found the secret of the matrix![img]http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:9A74BQ7Kws4J:www.notbored.org/God-save.gif[/img]i case you are hungry later. because the queen will make you food. she is the mother as you know. [img]http://www.moviesthatsuck.com/images_sub/21/priceless_punk.jpg[/img]see i just need to save lucy moron cause she used to be punk as fuck and she got bitter and started caring about what THEY think and totally stopped being cool, like the robot Control got her and she is a fuckmonster. i want her back. nothng else is cool. [size=18]yeah, 'm a Big Fucking baby.[/size]i don't even have a picture but she is here[img]http://www.gsoftnet.us/Anime/Akemi.jpg[/img]and baby, she has turned into a fucking gorgeous old moron. we have to save her, we have to save ll theoldpeole who sold out and stopped being punk by basically remebering what it is all about. and it is all about fuck. iLOVE lucy but she forgot what it is all about, living for pleasure not pain and -- you know? (JUST FUKIN SAY YES!!!) 050326 what's it to you? who go blather from