the_problem_with_smart_girls werewolf smart girls say they want loving, they say we want to be loved oh we do, but complain that guys prefer dumb girls when deciding whom to give love so true. And smart girls you're right, guys do prefer dumb girls to you. But to see why one need only look upon a guy a smart girl has been through. If she's nice enough to leave him breathing, she leaves him battered and broken and blue. 021211 ... minnesota_chris Mmmm, smart girls are yummy. There's nothing wrong with them. With their eyeglasses and full hips. They'd never win a dance contest, but there's nobody I'd rather spend a minute with. 021211 ... werewolf oh shut up you kiss up. there isn't a word in there a smart girl couldn't see through. 021211 ... minnesota_chris :) so I'll leave the skinny airheads with you, monsieur wolf. 021211 ... werewolf fine with me. and another thing...why are all smart girls suddenly thick? 021211 ... werewolf i mean where'd this skinny thing come in? 021211 ... minnesota_chris I dunno... do you have a lot of smart skinny women sitting around? I don't... 021211 ... werewolf ooh...the lean ones are mean. oh my such generalizations. but that's as big a part of poetry as specifics i guess. 021211 ... Neal Boortz It would seem that the Neal Boortz bobblehead doll has attracted the interest of a young Afghan girl in Kabul. Also, if you could see the enlarged picture you would note that his golf club is broken. Probably the work of the Taliban who outlawed golf and cancelled the PGA Tour stop in Afghanistan when they took over. 021211 ... silentbob why is it that there are "Guys" and then there are "Smart Girls" and "Dumb Girls" why do guys only get one category? 021212 ... werewolf because...guys at even their most base intelligence have learned this. and smart guys know for sure that even they still aren't smart in the right way. therefore, it behooves the whole category of guys to think this way. there is no need for the discrimination there is with the girls. 021212 ... daxle because they're all dumb! if you weren't a guy, you'd have realized that. 021212 ... werewolf can't anyone be tongue in cheek these days? you were the type of kids who asked why casper could pick up some object and fly through others. just not satisfied with because it's cool i guess. 021212 ... werewolf all i'm sayin...is einstein could get just as screwed over as jughead. now maybe if a girl was talking she could say whether she feels more safe and in control or more excited etc. with a dumb guy or a smart guy. it's just not my place. 021212 ... werewolf yeah that's true. i think daxle nailed it. 021212 ... it well, i'd like to nail daxle 021212 ... silentbob No. I disagree. There aren't smart girls either. 021212 ... phil shutup 021212 ... werewolf sure there are. the ones who realize they can be cruel and then are. not all of them realize it. god bless them. 021212 ... daxle i saw the humor in the poem i saw absolute ignorance in "minnesota_chris"'s comment i might need some nails... my screws are a little loose 021212 ... stork daddy if you can provide a similar measurement for boys that's just dandy. haven't you all seen how boring i am when i'm analytical? don't bring this there! 021212 ... stork daddy i've got your loose screw right here! oh but thanks for seeing what i'm sayin! yeah...i guess it bothered people that the best a guy could ever aspire to was equality on some level with a dumb girl 021212 ... silentbob i just get sick of it all i guess. 021212 ... girl_jane I'd just like to say that girls can be smart without the glasses and without the hips. I seem to get along just fine without them... 021212 ... cherry_scented yes, girl_jane, but they said with smart girls, not self-centered, hypocrites... 021212 ... blue star they think too much. but if I thought any less I'd go crazy. 021212 ... minnesota_chris it's nice when women are beautiful and smart. But I'll take smart over beautiful any day. And daxle, I'll continue to stand by my stupidity. "Stand by your stupidity... give him two arms to cling to..." 021212 ... stork daddy yeah...fuck it all...everyone thinks they're so friggin special! well just try and trade yourself in and see what others think! pah! 021212 ... unhinged is that when it comes to guys they are just fucking stupid. 021212 ... silentbob i don't like this blathe 021213 ... IKC 56-80 girls vs boys "kill the sex player" 021213 ... video yeah, let's kill the radio star! 021213 ... Bob Marley And shoot the sherriff. But not the deputy. 021213 ... golden earring you will come nd go, when the bullet hits the bone 021213 ... Bruce Banner Don't make me angry. You wouldn't like me when I'm angry. 021213 ... minnesota_chris :) when my friend said this to my dad, he said "but I don't like you anyways..." 021213 ... stork daddy yeah this blathe sucks. whoever started it should be beaten to death by naked smart girls. 021213 ... elimeny ::::beats the werewolf:::: :::naked:::: whoa. now THAT just sounded naughty. 030107 ... werewolf wow...that was easier than i thought it'd be. you aren't lulling me into a false sense of confidence are you? oh i bet you are...being a smart girl and all. 030108 ... minnesota_chris haha elimeny is sitting at home, beating the werewolf! :) 030108 ... *nat* we have our sources and firgure out your every move. 030108 ... elimeny yeah i know, im such a whore. 030108 ... Kristopher But she's a NICE whore! *L* 030109 ... Rickster Chix dig naked midgets playing twister with crisco. 030109 ... minnesota_chris they don't date me often enough. Too smart, maybe? 030109 ... elimeny do you go after them often enough? 030110 ... megan nothing. absolutely nothing. 030110 ... opheliac my my. smart girls have glasses/nice asses/full hips/and soft lips... i'd win a dance contest any day. in fact, i'd dance in circles around you. i'd intimidating because i know what i want and i'm not afraid to get it. smart girls are beautiful--too beautiful for some boys apparently, because they're all in line for the girls with fake boobs and fake smiles, the ones that can go for miles and in the morning they won't think less of you. 030110 ... mr pete Smart guy = knows fucking is fucking dumb guy = thinks fucking is love 030122 ... bethany smart but are they intelligent and smart but how about that common sense but they're great not only am i a member i'm also the president and no there is no common sense here 030122 ... elimeny mr pete: you have hit the nail RIGHT ON THE HEAD. now you, my friend, are one hell of a smart man. 030124 ... gloom want to find out who the dumb guys are? of all the guys here who aren't virgins, there probably isn't one who hasn't been decieved at some piont in bed. females are generaly sexually dishonest in all sorts of ways. especially the smart ones you are not special 030130 ... minnesota_chris and what's wrong with deceit in bed? choose one phrase: "That was awesome. You rock." "You're not very talented, and that was over way too quickly. Also, about your stomach..." 030131 ... Mr Pete How about....during, you say, I don't like that, try this....ohhhhh that is better......now doesn't that sound a whole lot better? 030225 ... niska i can't believe some of the shit i've read here. i just HAVE to comment. whether pretty or not, there are very few girls who are un-smart. even the girls who seem stupid are only acting that way, because they know you're afraid of anyone challenging you, and you'll be easier to get ahold of if all you have in common is sex. Boys: 'ideas - scary. blowjobs - fun! we'll take blowjobs.' and boys are not un-smart, they just do a lot of really stupid things. boys act on raw emotion, with haste. girls on the other hand, calculate risk and act accordingly. this is not smart, it's human nature. it's the way our hormones contribute to our thought processes, and we have less testosterone running through our bloodstreams. yeah, smart girls will most likely take you in, chew you up and spit you out onto the ground, but that's how you FEEL. and simply, you just weren't what she wanted. a stupid girl would lie to herself, and you, just so she doesn't have to be alone. and that's BETTER? that's just not smart at all. boys, smart girls don't hurt you because they know they can. you get hurt because you can't see when two people don't make a good pair. just because a girl is hot, doesn't mean she's ment to be with you; and her deciding not to be with you has nothing to do with her trying to hurt you, she just wants to find a guy she likes, and you're not him. anyway, since we're all being pigion-holed in here - guys are supposed to be tough and not give a shit. whatever we do to you, you are supposed to be able to handle. without crying. and without whining to us about it. suck it up. 030308 ... HmmmAngstTeensandBeans sounds like all your problems are is your hate yourselves because everytime you find someone you see the same things in them you don't like about yourself but your to immature to grow out of it, why don't you not look for one kind of girl and just find one that fits you. Why should a girl go with you, if your a fucking imbecile? 030408 ... minnesota_chris because they haven't figured it out yet? Because I can imitate Kermit the Frog? 030408 ... stork daddy my kermit the frog imitation is the best! 030409 ... kermit theee frog here true. but you suck otherwise. :) 030410 ... bah The problem with dumb boys: actually I have no problem with dumb boys. They get burned a few times by smart girls and then give up, seeking only girls with minimized IQ. Then smart girls have fewer and fewer dumbass guys to waste their time. Bah. 030410 ... Novice I resent some of the comments made up here, I'm a smart girl, and I don't wear glasses, I'm more sarcastic truthfully, and that whole hips things, comes in the family genes 030528 ... minnesota_chris hotties work out and starve themselves 030529 ... minnesota_chris and you're welcome for the annoying comments. I aim to displease. 030529 ... Novice When exactly didn't I work out? and sweetie my big tow can dance better then you...hahummm 030822 ... minnesota_chris hmmm, you sound rather hot... I'm going to have to do a geek check ma'am. Tell me: Terry Brooks' series TMBG's most popular album Who was Bombadil's wife? And an essay question: Which is cooler, orchestra or marching band, and why? 030825 ... eyedream I disagree with minnesota chris. I am gifted and can also dance. And grind. is indignant 030825 ... Dafremen Generalizations suck. It's like everyone that ever had what they thought was a good way of labelling people has to stick it in some sort of box labelled, these people are like ALL like this. And it isn't just SOME people that generalize...it's all of the f*cking nitwits!! They're shallow and lazy, afraid to take a chance on making a separate box for each "smart girl" that comes along or for each dumb one, for that matter. I wish they would get a clo0 and stop being so obtuse! Every stinking, single one of those put-everybody-in-one-category-because-they-haven't-got-enough-time-energy-or-compassion-to-think-about-it-right-now-generalize-by-making-blanket-statements-about-people-that-they-don't-even-know sunzofbitches. And that goes for each and every one of you TOO! 030825 ... misstree and this is why i love me some daf. 030825 ... minnesota_chris yes, yes, everybody PLEASE kick my keister some more please. I'm happy to make new categories. Say, for instance, Devalis, la chica filenigra i siempre bonita. She looks like she could dance the night away, and she has a tattoo in TENGWAR! :) 030825 ... pobodys nerfect *kick*(hey,you asked for it) :D 030825 ... elimeny i cant remember who it was that said it here, but its true... the "problem" with smart girls is that they may require courage... because unlike "stupid" girls, they wont fall for the typical flower and candy and im-so-sorry-i-cheated-i-didnt-mean-it-i-was-drunk bullshit. they may not know exactly what they want, and then again they may. they dont want to settle... and that can be rough, because that means they will use their smarts to look into you and see if you are what they want.. and if they dont want you, they will let you know. and that can hurt. everytime a guy gets stomped on by a "smart girl" its often not that she set out to stomp all over him... she just tried him out, and decided he wasnt right for her... its not supposed to be about generalizations... its supposed to be about specifics... yeah this guy may be smart, but a smart girl will date him, and decide it just doesnt quite fit... and to relieve his pain he may just pigeon hole her and say its because shes a smart girl or what have you, when really its just because *GASP* he wasnt the right one. and unfortunately, thats how it works, and it can hurt. but a smart girl will do that, because she has to stand up for whats best for her, instead of suffering so she wont be miserable. a smart girl is one who takes her own life in her own hands... be it financially, or romantically. 030831 ... Smart AND Skinny (glasses to boot) Yes, there ARE subcategories with guys. one: Relationship (smart and good looking) two: Chewtoy (hot, but can't hold a candle to a six year old when it comes to conversation) three: Buddy (cool to hang around with, not attractive) 030831 ... eyedream There are three categories with the male gender: A) Those who love. B) Those who are afraid to love. C) Those who don't understand love. Most females find B and C and sentimentally mistake them for A. In fact, we all usually mistakes ourselves for A. But really...we are B or C, and also D: Shallowly Infatuated. It's getting past D and the disillusion of realizing someone's imperfection that determines the road to A. believes 030831 ... Dafremen I'm a straight A kinda, guy muhself. Hooked on an A-B kinda girl. 030831 ... Insat the_problem_with_smart_girls is .... they are smarter than boys :D 030831 ... eyedream I am a terrible A. Or am I? 030831 ... werewolf i guess people had enough legitimate gripes with this issue for it to never be the ironic thread i intended it to be when i started it. 030831 ... misstree i still like your post the best, tho. 030831 ... sbandersnatch i am sad to admit that i am a B. 030901 ... Toxic_Kisses Ever consider that the problem isn’t w/ the Smart Girls? That the fault lies w/in you but BC you can’t take responsibility for the blame you put it onto some one else? Seriously, have you ever considered the above?? 030901 ... genial whore the problem with smart girls is they know what they want and sometimes you're not what they want 030901 ... nomatter Thank Allah I'm retarded. 031005 ... smurfus rex my smart girl knows what she wants but she won't tell me if I'm on her want list... :/ 031005 ... no reason they fucking think too much 031005 ... Toxic_Kisses yea damit! stop thinking so much and start fucking more!! *Rolls her eyes* 031006 ... misstree they don't let flawed logic slide. especially if they're uppity_smart_girls 031006 ... no reason toxic kisses, that wasn't what i meant. i meant overthinking and overanalyzing and dwelling... though maybe we're not smart_girls in the first place. 031006 ... Lemon_Soda Smart girl? Dumb guy? Smart Guy? Dumb Girl? Don't understand love? Wasn't trying to hurt? To immature? Sex? Finacial stability? Take responsibility? Blame it on someone else? guygirlguygirlguygirlguygirl... Don't let your gender do this to you. This blath will never end. Noone in here is capable of ending it. My advice is to not read or post to it anymore, but you may do as you wish. (feels dirty for posting) 031006 ... magicforest I agree with lemon soda. Who gives a flying fuck about gender differences? Do you think that there is actually a rule without exceptions? Does grouping people into neat little categories and assuming their behaviourthoughtsfeelingsideas make anything better? just leave everyone alone... although i confess this thread is an interesting read I digress. 031007 ... misstree is a bad fucking pacifist you know why i don't leave this blathe alone? because i'm a fucking smart_girl, and all my life it's caused me problems. saying "but everyone is unique!" doesn't change the fact that, when talking to the hordes of people who see me as a smart_girl and thus a problem, i am ignored, interrupted, dismissed, and treated as either a curiosity or a bulldyke bitch. so if it bothers you, don't read the fucking thread. because until it really and truly doesn't matter that i'm a smart girl, until we can stop pretending that the world is all disney pc and everyone actually treats eachother like a human being, i won't stop fucking poking at it. okay? okay. 031007 ... stork daddy see...scary 031007 ... stork daddy but...i won't back down! 031007 ... my dog is in my lap am i the only guy here accually attracted to smart girls? 031008 ... minnesota_chris they make me hot 031008 ... B.A.Dorman Im Barbies body with Enstiens brains. 031008 ... B.A.Dorman Its not just unattractive girls who are smart. 031008 ... Smart & unattractive thats me Smart enought to know how to spell I'm, Barbie's, Einstein's and it's. 031008 ... stork daddy why don't you look around and see if you're the only total imbecile around here. i wager that answer will coincide with the answer to your original question! 031008 ... realistic optimist im too much of an air sign to have anything meaningful with an unsmart girl. but as a told a smart_girl_in_the_closet today, 90% of intelligence is believing that you are, in fact, intelligent. 031009 ... realistic optimist and no glib comments like: the truly intelligent person knows how much (s)he doesn't know - because that's being wise, not intelligent. ;P 031009 ... stork daddy is that other 10% why i didn't do well on my midterm? i mean, i keep telling these people i'm intelligent, but they just won't listen! 031009 ... realistic optimist i dunno, but full belief entails acting as if you are intelligent which means that you study intelligently, and that when you search for the answer in your brain, you do so with aloofness because you know the answer will come to you. although, to be fair, it is rare that i encountered tests which actually test applied knowledge instead of regurgitation ability. 031009 ... ROFL good for you realistic optimist. smart girls, can someone point out the right definition. An intelligent girl/woman is not the same as a smart girl. Because I define the term smart as being sneaky, you can still have an iq of 90. But I guess if you align smart and intelligent together, guess who will be the first one past the finish line.....the tortoise of course because it has the four elephants on top. 031009 ... TalviFatin Could we be any more stereotypical? 031009 ... anger management yes, actually, "we" (whomever that may be) could be a whole lot more stereotypical, but i'm afraid that "we" have been overwhelmed by the trite redundancy of your question and am unable to fulfill your request. please try again when we don't want to cold cock you, sodomize you, and leave you in the woods to freeze. 031009 ... stork daddy so if i'm lucky enough to find a test that can separate intelligence from the application of intelligence and then further separate application of knowledge from application of intelligence and i still do bad on it, it's because i wasn't believing the right way. that's good to know for the future. what if i'm not intelligent enough to believe the right way? 031009 ... realistic optimist hesitation and self doubt will hinder you no matter what your purported intelligence is. :) 031009 ... stork daddy those qualities could be just as out of the grasp of a person's capabilities as "intelligence" is. but at least now i can have another word for dumb. just kidding. even the devil needs an advocate. 031009 ... stork daddy but it's not me! i'm an angel's advocate. a smart girl's advocate. whatever a smart girl is. i guess all smart girls are confident by your reckoning. 031009 ... realistic optimist hehe now you've gone and picked my phrase to pieces. well although i'm not sure it stands the test of stork daddy's incisiveness, it was what this closet smart girl needed to hear. :) 031009 ... stork daddy i'm such a silly sod sometimes. feel free to blathe about me under the_problem_with_dumb_guys 031009 ... misstree psst! did you see that stork guy? man, he's so dumb, he talks out of *other* people's butts! oops, he's listening... 031010 ... megan they know how to be there for each other and have a good time- they know how to be true friends- i've been blessed 031018 ... lalagirl19 girls/guys can be smart in school and dumb in relationships. or dumb in school and smart in relationships. or smart in both, or dumb in both...i think i am the first one. so am i a smart girl or a dumb girl? 031018 ... Dafremen And THIS is why waaaaay back in December of 2002, stork WARNED you not to get him started. But could you listen? NOoooooo. Now I'm thinking of hopping in again too. Seriously..you just don't want that...not on count one, not on count two...(oh wait a minute, are these the smart girls or the dumb ones? They can count right?) No that's ok girls, you just stand there looking pretty. (They can count though...right?) 031018 ... Dafremen is opening his umbrella now. 031018 ... TK WoW you must -ReAllY- be board *L* I mean this is soooo obvious, you actuly expect ppl to bite? sheesh! well eather way I've Never clamed to be smart or even remotely intelegent so this aint my fight, but I agree w/ you should be fun the watch the sparks, that is if there is any *L* 031018 ... nick Is you can't fool them. Only the finest pure crystalline honesty will satisfy their insatiable need for information. No games can survive unless you play them as a team, together. No word will go unscrutinized, and each lie is wounding she'll never forget. If you don't know the truth you can bet she does. When in doubt act dumb and ask for help. keep an eye out for the evil ones tho ;) 031018 ... spathic here...i'll just point out one thing. one sees a number of very smart men with not very bright women but you seldom see really bright women with dummy head husbands/boyfriends. this suggests to me that men, even really bright men are more willing to compromise a truly equitable relationship in favor of less challenge or perhaps more looks. Lest we forget though (and i only know this because of random chance) Cindy Crawford was validictorian of her graduating class in high school and was going to become and engineer so beauty and brains are not mutually exclusive. BTW misstree, i'm with you all the way honey...i don't know if you'll read this cuz i got into this late but you should know. 031018 ... spathic oh yeah. i forgot. there is no problem with smart girls...the only problem girls in the world are the ones too afraid to up and leave abusive relationships. 031018 ... celestias shadow "oh, you do it, Natalie. What do you mean? Of course you know how to do it, you're so smart." this is where my murderous instincts kick in. I know I'm not attractive (for the record, I USED to wear glasses until I got contacts, best day of my life; my hips aren't THAT huge; and I'm not that terrible a dancer, just not great. but I have fun), and I've learned to deal with it. However, I don't like my existence being quantified by the fact that whatever they can't do, I clearly can. Doesn't matter if it's true or not- and it isn't always. It just makes me furious. I'm really not that smart, you know. I just do well in school. When it comes to real life, I couldn't be more inept. 031026 ... reluctant blatherer so annoyed that i have condescended to write something here - its a compulsion i'm afraid - i like to prove my intelligence by pointing out quite how stupid everyone else is - werewolf: there is not a thread of irony in your original thread - its a shit poem - don't try to justify it by insisting on some kind of authorial intention in writing it - you started this and your blather is just as inane as everyone elses - as far as everyone else is concerned - i am (objectively speaking) a pretty hot girl (no need for false modesty in anonymity) - i also happen to be (objectively speaking) a pretty intelligent girl (although i may just have lost that qualification by allowing myself to post this message) - so firstly enough with the unattractive/intelligent v attractive/stupid categories - and as for the guys and girls palaver well i act impulsively - does that make my a boy? im not going to argue that we should not give a shit about the way people look blah blahdeblah because that is quite patently not true but attraction well (objectively speaking???) that's another matter 040222 ... werewolf well, first of all, authorial intention has everything to do with irony. or did you think johnathan swift's proposal was really modest? secondly if you are really intelligent, which you must be since you used the word patently (preceding statement another use of irony just to help you get a feel for it), you ironically proved my point as you came off as an arrogant ballbuster. now whether or not you thought my poem was shit or not is truly another matter. i'll agree it wasn't one of the great works of satire of the twentieth century and probably seemed to you more like some angsty kids plaintive wail, but perhaps it was supposed to seem that way. anyways, thanks for your opinion, and have fun being hot (a disclosure which didn't really appear all that relevant to your point by the way). Cheers. 040222 ... werewolf if you even bothered to read half of any of that, you would've known that it was the intelligence itself that was "supposedly" unattractive, and had nothing to do with the physical attractiveness or whatever hot was supposed to be an approximation of. nothing ever said that dumb was in and of itself attractive, just that intelligence to a vast majority of people i hear complaining all the time, is daunting. 040222 ... minnesota_chris I kinda doubt you're hot. 040223 ... Anonymouse_Hater_01 Wow that bitch above is just a right, cunt. Hey uhm hot-smart-girl thing. You should try being a girl, that impulsive reaction of yours is gonna grow ya balls, if you don't have a pair already. And stop bein such a cunt, you'd be suprised how much more clearly life can be seen when you pull your head out of your ass. Cheerio mates! p.s. I'm a dire-hotty with a genius IQ that I can crush babies with. 040313 ... minnesota_chris (scans the blathes above) Am I the right cunt? 040314 ... an irate pipedream the problem is that they get called men. and that was funny, chris :) 040314 ... kookaburra the problem with smart girls is that they bothered to write something here!! so why did I write something here? never said she was a genius 040408 ... pete true intelligence is a skillful mix of rationality and emotions. we don't all want to be like the vulcans, cool and logical unable to feel? even spock goes too far on that said. i protest many traditional definitions, like 'intelligence' or 'mythology.' bah to them i say! 040420 ... (only) mildy stupid girl I'm not sure about smart girls, but stupid girls bring their own problems: "Girl, you're stupid I can tell by your braindead eyes Maybe if I were braindead too I could find a way to love you You like the way it feels When we grind, you're stupid I wish I could go and erase my phone number From your mind" - Har Mar Superstar 040620 ... Somebody that I used to know a lot of girls on this board need to just get laid. loosen up. let a guy be smart, you dont have to defend your feminism all the time. intelligence is supposed to be a secret. only the smart girls know to shut up. although, as werewolf said, those are the most dangerous. the smart girls who you think are stupid. 041124 ... bethany aren't they smart enough to know how dumb they sound i wasnt smart enough to know i breathe glitter and walk on my toes 050514 ... anne-girl apparently girls with higher IQ are significantly less likely to get married maybe because they're smart... yay for statistics 050514 ... hsg slightly lower than Iq might be hQ. (happiness) Quotient do yoUQuestion? not lower in importance but sooner as it should be an prIQrity. in order of importance, if you have found happINess&NER peace, what will be spread by your iqckyness? hitler supposedly had a higher iq than einstein. how smart is that? his meth od did not lead anyone to happiness. relatively speaking- happiness comes from withintelligenspreads by helping others bring outhere own happiness. supermodel_for_enlightenment starving_for_answers_to_questions i'd rather be with a gal who'smart is enough to smile than one who has better things to do or knows "better". 071201 ... minnesota_chris it is more fun to be around happy people. I've thought for a while now that ignorance is bliss, and if you are deeply aware of the world, you can see a lot of inadequacies and problems. And dumb people can be a hell of a lot of fun sometimes. 071202 ... . .. is that they cast Ice_3. 071202 ... anythingbutcryptic sometimes the dumbest girls are smart girls pretending. 080127 what's it to you? who go blather from