retarded splinken "you make me feel make me feel make me feel retarded." **ben folds five 001015 ... silentbob Bad Idea (Demo Version) Pull over the car Pull over the car I think I smell some sweet squirrel rim I don't wannaI don't wannaI don't wannaI don't wanna You make me feelMake me feelMake me feel retarded I can't leave it alone I jerk off on the phone I want you to come on over Pretty bad idea Pretty bad idea Really, really bad idea I don't wannaI don't wannaI don't wanna I don't wanna You make me feel Make me feel Make me feel retarded, retarded, you make me feel so...Na na na na na na na na na na naNa na na na na na na na na na naNa na na na na na na na na na naNa na na na na na na na na na naWhen I stood you up I thought that you'd give up Now I realise you're just like a dog I don't wanna I don't wannaI don't wanna I don't wannaYou make me feelMake me feel Make me feel retarded, retarded 001015 ... startfires "she's so important and i'm so retarded and now i realize i should have kissed you in LA" 001016 ... silentbob i am so retarded you must be retarded too everything is so retarded i cant believe it im still in love with you 001016 ... amy not too screw up your hyperbole and stuff, but i have a retarded aunt two years older than me. since i was a kid, i play a game of "gimme five" with her-- gimme five, on the side, in the hole, cut the cheese-- she laughs a lot during that part (and drools a lot) and when it gets to the "gimme five, you're too slow!" she really really laughs and calls me weird and tells me that she loves me. this is a fun game. 001016 ... silentbob Amy: that is so sweet :) 001018 ... J Arnie, get down from that watertower! 020227 ... ilovepatsajak hahah that movie 020227 ... juls if you say something stupid simple say "i am retarded" 030423 ... birdmad The only times i've felt even remotely "special" in any kind of way in the last couple of weeks or so is more in that short-bus-riding definition of "special" I always think wal-mart brand cat food should have a picture of a cross-eyed cat with its tongue lolling out slightly... "Special Kitty" Hah. 030423 ... smurfus rex are there retarded animals? how would you know? what would they look like? where would I find one? 030423 ... Eowithien Why is it considered such a bad thing? If they weren't meant to be, they wouldn't be here. Besides, I'd be one mean, close-minded person without them. My five year old brother (with Down Syndrome) opened my eyes to what I was doing wrong. 1. Someone insults you. 2. You laugh. 3. You bring up a topic that has nothing to do with anything that you might have just been doing. 1. Someone hurts you. 2. You cry. 3. You're all better and you go play a game. My brother doesn't understand what forgive means. He just forgets. But he's learning everyday and someday, I hope he gets a job beyond the supermarket, where all the other guys with Downs work. I love the girl in my jazz class. She's so small and happy, even though she's 16 or 17 by now. She can't be too much taller than my brother by now... She's in the right grade, she gets good marks in her classes and someday, she might go to college. I love the girl in my jazz class with Downs. 030805 ... Frank ---? 041013 ... witchesrequiem isn't that the norm now? 041014 ... minnesota_chris They don't say "retarded child" any more. They used to say "slow child," which was a little more difficult to understand. Now it's "student with challenges" or "challenged student" which doesn't describe them at all. I mean, aren't we all challenged? 041014 ... Inanna a very politically incorrect word unless you are elementary school aged apparently that's ok with the "teachers" 060118 ... the crappy song singer lets get retawded, lets get retawded 060118 ... poop say this out loud: "I sofa king wee todd did." 060118 ... poopapoo poop 060119 ... sdfgsdfgsdfg adfdf 070530 ... sdfgsdfgsdfg Actually something that can be faught, but not helped. Mentally challanged doesn't make someone retarded. 070531 ... seg5 how are you feeling? 070702 ... swears the misfortune challenged to the point where the brain functions as of a child. 070703 ... camille a kindergardener retorted, "well that's just retarded!" i asked, "what does retarded mean?" he said...it means...it just doesn't work. i asked, "then why not change your words and say, "it's not working?" he said, "now that's retarded!" ha... i work with children and love communication 090704 ... camille yikes i mispelled kindergartener above.. 090704 ... no reason not even important enough to be infuriating 090704 what's it to you? who go blather from