hair
djdown grows from the area between my toes. is that normal? 980826
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jeff if you want it to be, i suppose. i can let you borrow some clippers if need be. 980905
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Caine I have hairy knuckles, but I can contemplate them. Does that make me more or less like Captain CaveMan? 980920
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eric i think i saw a statue of that once -- a guy contemplating his knuckles. i didn't know they were hairy though. 980923
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caty actually, I don't remember Captain Caveman having hair on his knuckles. 981006
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emma people have become infatuated with me because of my hair, which is very straight and reddish-blondish-brown, and then they discover that they can't stand such-and-such a thing about me, no matter how much they envy my hair.

It sucks.
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adam there's nothing that equals the all-powerful awe found in the presence of a owner of great hair. great fingernails are good too but hair amazes me. =P 990212
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[marissa] they all say
"you've got the greatest hair."

but i'd rather look

at his.
and the lurid beauty,
of its silent current
across the ripples of his
forehead,
just above
bright brown eyes.
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ceorl I cut it all off, but I can still feel it. It is ghost hair. 990422
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daxle for awhile he was stunned but tried "OH Blue Hair!" for old time's sake and his friends were not impressed
some days later he tried "oh... red hair" feebly, because it's more indescriminate than that
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Colleen If a person with red hair is called a redhead, can you call a person with black hair a blackhead? 991111
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coolM a reason for my parents to cry. It's like the way they wore it many years ago. Today they say: "Hey boy, cut your hair. When was your last washing session Mr? I'll cut them when you sleep!" I say: "May I have a look in your drivers-licence? Uhh, is that you on that picture (grin)". 991207
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Seed The power will go to hairness.
We will dominate.
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Brad Molly likes to put buh in her hair. my buh-m is on your hair... 000310
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c-spandrea. i told you your hair was beautiful, and two weeks later you shaved your head. thanks. 000501
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Lisa whips my face when the wind strikes up 000505
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flyingreddeath cat hair makes my friends die
and they never did anything to the little fuckers in the first place.
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birdmad "ooh... The Hair Theives...they come in the night and steal your hair, they do."
-- eddie_izzard
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moonshine Beware, Beware..
Out of the ash I rise with my red hair And I eat men like air
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MollyGoLightly Mine is dark. And thick. And it's creeping down my neck. I'm so impatient for it to finish growing. 000523
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Tiffa I hate hair on any part of me that isnt my head, eyebrows eyelashes or a tiny cute patch of curls. notice i said tiny, not overgrown. You know i think i ought to get a body wax....just because i hate it. I think girls should be hairless except for the places mentioned...i dont think it matters with guys...unless they are thin, have black hair and pale skin, piercing grey or blue eyes...i know i know, like a vampire. and they look young. then they remind me of a girl with beauty and i think they should be hairless so i can just stare all over them, touch and feel....ok im becoming flushed.....must stop. 000523
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MollyGoDoubleStandard whoa 000523
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larla i don't have time for hairlessness. 000523
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larla but i'm fine with that boy thing 000523
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birdmad once, my cat and i both fell victim to a flare from the furnace when i was trying to light it one winter...

i had primed the pilot light a little too well and when i finally got the damn thing lit...

WHOOOSH!

Crispy eyebrows and beard for me and seriously abbreviated whiskers for Sammael
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lola it's time to get my hair cut. it's always the same- i cut it chin length and let it grow for a 9 mos before i cut it again. i can't seem to think of anything else to do with it, but this time i think i will cut it a little shorter and dye it some hue of red. since i'm getting rid of my red sweatshirt with the butterfly patch in favor of something less conspicuous. 000527
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Brad I got mine cut again today. It's really short all over. I remember in high school when i used to have long hair all the girls loved it. But i grew to hate it... when you're as busy a guy as me, long hair isnt conducive to efficiency; it tends to get in the way. Also, it's hot. Also, it makes me look more like a rock n roller than a jazz musician, a visual miscommunication i do NOT care to perpetrate. :) 000527
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WoNDERGIRL As in the hair upon his legs, which feels so ultimately cool when he's on top of me, that I almost sometimes wish I were a member of the sex that didn't have to shave theirs. 000527
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The Schleiffen Man Hair is a fleeting commodity I know will leave me someday. Everyone in my family is bald, so there's no escaping the barber known as Mother Nature. So I grew mine long for the hell of it. Since I was 14, I let my hair flow. Down past the shoulders at one point. I settled at shoulder-length for a happy medium of length. It was always hot during the summer. So when I tired of it the Summer of my 19th year, I let it go. My ex (for now) keeps the ponytail in a ziploc bag in one of her scrap books. I have pictures to prove that I once had hair. But now I look like Vincent D'onofrio from Full Metal Jacket. Sleep sweet children. 000527
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grendel well according to a group of silly teenagers who saw me at the record store the other day, with my long hair shades and beard i look like some pro wrestler character called (and i quote) "the undertaker, just not so damn tall" or something like that

i'll have to check around about that
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birdmad if my dad was still alive, he'd hassle me at every turn to cut mine.

i can only imagine what he'd have to say about my earrings

oh well
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caite i had long, sexy locks of deep brown
she took it in a pink 80's hairband
and chopped it off
it was a cross between a
thwack and a thump
as it plopped -that's it!- behind me
there was so much hair i had to walk on to get out of that place
short long
all mine
now it's all short
many layers
i look like that chick val from 90210
and i feel like i'm five again
with a cheeky grin and tiny laughing eyes
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Mary Hmm...I've been thinking of getting my hair cut... 000806
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Babylon Brother My hair is down my back. If a woman says it's lovely, I kiss that woman. If another woman calls me Fabio, I'll smack her --- then kiss her, anyway. 001016
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lolita my hair is short in the back and on the sides
my bangs hang thickly in my face, pieces of them sweeping dangerously close to my shoulders
it's been a rainbow
now it's deep blood red and streaked with purple-black
when people stare i just smile and nod
when they touch my hair
i hug them
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tourist Used to be a sign of solidarity
against the undeclared police action that was sending everyone of my generation back home in bodybags or wheelchairs.Then it was a sign you were cool enough to score some dope or share a joint with.eventually as all things do it diffused through the culture to the point that it meant nothing for certain. all this was sumed up by Frank Zappa and The Mothers of Invention, when they sang."Who cares if hair is long or grey or partly bald we know that hair ain't where it's at. There will come a time when you won't even be ashamed if you are fat.LA LA LA LA"
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guitar_freak dude you get creative when you get stoned. I just dyed my friend's hair checkerboard and mine pink. wooo hoo!!! 010101
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johnny west "The more ya got, the more ya want," says I. But what about the self-righteous sons of bitches who believe in the absence of all things hairy? Removal is not just! Removal is DEATH! Chew upon fourteen consecutive pepperoni sausages, and you'll taste my meaning. Perhaps a more suitable maxim would be this: "The more ya got, the more ya got." 010304
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vampers sometimes turns magenta when you want it red 010324
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demitria monde thraam i am so attracted to long hair on guys it is beyond "preference"; it even, I believe, is way beyond "fetish" at this point and the only proper descriptor is "paraphilia".

It may be because when I was little I was very weird and the only people who treated me like I belonged were hippie types.

But now it's not the culture thing at all, or at least, as much.

it's the presence. A guy with long hair leaves a trail of motion when he moves his face. A wave of himself. It's a flag, it's a flame around the face, it's a lion's mane, a stallion's mane, all those images come to mind but

when i look at a guy with deliberately shortened hair
i think
work slave
i think
it just sits there
on his head like a lump of meatloaf
that doesn't move when air touches it

plus
it just looks so normal
like all the movie actor "studs"]
it looks overmasculinized
which to me communicates no
real masculinity

i only want to fuck guys with long hair.
my boyfriend, now, i'd do him no matter what, because he's got
invisible (to all but me) neuralnets
hanging down his face
hanging down to his shoulders so
if the actual hair disappeared
(neither of us want it to)
there'd be that.

but on anyone else:
no
it has to be long enough to move
or i don't feel the sex thing

it wasn't intended to be...
this superficiality of mine
but i kinda think it's justice
since virtually no one wants to have sex
with a girl who's as fat as I am

i guess i feel some sort of
silly stupid pleasure
in being able to say
well, dude, i guess it's mutual then
because i'm a fat ugly cow
and you're a shredhead

ps: guys, you can put hair back in a rubberband when it gets hot and annoying.

it's worth it to keep it
i'm not the only chick who loves it
just more
extreme about it is all.
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grendel George Carlin's "Hair Piece"

People see my hair
say "beware!"
and go off in a tear
i say "No Fair!"
but then they're none aware
nor are they debonair
in fact, they're just square
my wife bought some hair
at a fair
to use as a spare
did i care?
au contraire!
spare hair is fair
in fact
hair can be rare
-Fred Astaire got no hair
-Nor does a chair
-and where is the hair
on a chocolate eclair?
-Nowhere, mon frere
so be fair with your hair
be a bear with your hair
wear it to there
-or to There!
-or to THERE!! if you dare.

now that i've shared
this affair of the hair
i think i'll repair
to my lair
and use Nair

-Do you care?
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lizardqueen What exotic hair..like spun gold."
He had whispered it to me in his stingy alcoholic breath.
Now,only 2 days later I studied it in the mirror, pulling it apart, straightening out the waves with a downward stroke of my hands, watching the recoil with the release of my fingertips. It hung thick with golden streaks on-top of tiny waves.

I locked the door and grabbed my scissors. I reached behind my head, pulling my hair back with one hand and grasping it like an ice cream cone. I squeezed the scissors through my hair, chop by squeaking chop. The more hair I cut, the faster I wanted it gone. I couldnt stop until it looked disgusting.

The bathroom counter was littered with clomps and strands of my hair. Some of it had stuck to the wet parts of the sink.