average_blatherers_age
mmm i'm 17, u? 010715
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Sol 17 010715
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Aimee 17, but I'll be 18 on August 10th 010715
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yummyC wish i could say 17...
but I'm...uh...
14.
010715
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johnny west 52. 010715
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farmfish ageless, i have always been floating around. 010715
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yoink 24 minus 6 010715
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MollyCule 20. so far, the average blatherer is a little over 22. even though none of the people one here have been 22, yet. 010715
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MollyCule 20. so far, the average blatherer is a little over 22. even though none of the people one here have actually been 22, yet. 010715
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MollyCule oops. 010715
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Casey I am 17 too 010715
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daxle 20 010715
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silentbob 18 010715
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The Schleiffen Man blatherers' ages are non-existant as their words and recorded eloquence is captured for all time in one moment. 010715
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nocturnal I knew it. I think I'm the only one born in 1982. there's a bunch a year older and a bunch a year younger, but I've yet to find anyone that is exactly the same age as I am. 010715
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silentbob i was born in 1982, you dick
i said im 18
and i mean dick in a ya know friendly way
010715
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Dafremen If I were a day over 32 I'd still be 32. 010715
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nocturnal but you're still a year behind me, asshole. at least in terms of school years you are. of course I mean asshole in only the friendliest way possible. I'm 19. so there. 010715
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kingsuperspecial 6 1/2 inches

wait...what was the question again?
010715
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ncon almost 27.

that sounds odd. usually only younger folks- kids as it were- say 'almost' an age. age is so relative though. the generations seperate us, but only because of the difference in experience. but difference is not all about age. culture. taste. preference. sex.

but i digress.
010715
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Dafremen I'm at the
age
where my
culture
is more about my
preference
for
tasty
sex.

Fortunately the missus is at that age too.
010715
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burden 'ey, teen! 010715
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Becky 16. I feel young. Ah well. I'd rather be young than old. 010716
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lost 16, 17 in september. 010716
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confabulation 15 in october
but really, whats the point?
I'd better start enjoying life while I'm young, cuz these years will never come back, and they are wonderful.
take advantage!
010716
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DannyH 28. How refreshing to find I am above average. 010716
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birdmad 29

i act younger and feel older
010716
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elisabeth people think i am in collage and 17 or 18, oh how i wish. I am only 14 010718
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power through passion Well, I have to say that I'm 23

Still young, but prematurely and acutely aware that I'm running out of time

I could spend the rest of my life in an intense study of humanity
and all it represents
and all that it knows

and I would still just scratch the surface of what I might learn

I'm not asking or desiring eternal life

maybe just an extension,
like the kind one gets on a term paper
010718
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claudia 15....and a half. 010719
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sabbie wow... i just looked it up.
sabbie is just 11 months old in her friendly blather incarnation. she is about 6 years old in her first incarnation.

for the slightly curious, i am above average but at my most serious (beware - blink and you'll miss it) i am who i am and i have begun to understand a frogs anonomity. therefore i shall say that for someone who is both angel and offical demoness age matters but not at all.
010721
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Gollum Gollum is old my precious, yes he is. 010722
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Rhinna i'm at that age where i know what i like, i know what i want, and i know how to get it. 010723
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redneckk you sound pretty spoiled

i eat shit.
010723
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The Truth Well, I am slightly confused about this saying "average_blatherers_age" when it should really say "How_old_are_you" based on everyone's responses. then the average blatherer's age could just have the answer...which would change daily based upon the information collected in how_old_are_you....but hey...who am I to criticize the blather design and planning committee?

I've been reluctant to post my age here because I don't like to give out my personal information to the ENTIRE WORLD! But I guess it couldn't hurt for you to know my age, could it? And after all, it IS for mathematical purposes anyway!

But I'll make it challenging for you.

2(5X)(+1)(/7)= my age
X + 11 = 29.1
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Teenage Jesus 34 010723
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kinkazoid im 16, ill be 17 in november though. 010724
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TalviFatin 18 010725
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Dafremen Ok T.J. So it's official, we're the geezers of the group. Then what...Truth, DannyH and birdmad.
Oh and Johnny West who's "52" is apparently in dog years, making him around 7 and a half years old.

I can't wait til I retire, all of this sitting on my ass is wearing me out.
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Teenage Jesus I to, long for retirement. Although I must say, sitting in this relatively comfy chair and spinning classical music for geezers (who are WAY older than us Daf) is a pretty sweet gig. It's a good thing I partake of no sweets and have two very young children, cause I damn sure ain't gettin' no exercise here in the control room. But that big one of mine- now HE keeps me movin'! Peace and Love to, aw heck, EVERYBODY today! 010725
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Becky 16. I'm just 16. I'm not "going on 17".. because, I'm not really looking forward to it. 010725
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black-dyed gel product I'm around 306 years-old, but I might be a bit off by a year or two. I bet that throws off your average. HAHAHAHAHA!

:::falls down and cracks open his 307 year-old head:::

ow, where's my duct tape?
010725
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stupidpunkgirl i'm 17 now...
feeling sort of...well average..
010725
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GrayWolf Are we talking about how old we feel?
cuz.....
I feel old now. Especially after reading everyone elses blathers.

Ugh!
(guess that's why I'm gray)
010803
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john skalar 28th year starts today. Look forward to the future, memories of the past safely tucked inside my head. 010803
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TaterHead ...age is one of those words that has so many meanings, knowledgablely i feel i am 300 or so, maturity, i feel 2, in reality, i am 17... 010804
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Norm I'm sixteen.
S - I - X - T - E - E - N
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Norm I'll be 20 in January though... In a couple of years after the coming January at least.

Not that I'm looking forward to anymore responsiblity, or expectations.
010827
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Inanna Old enough to know better
Too young to tell
Born on the cusp
Year of the Dragon
010827
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unique butterfly 15, i have that age. 010828
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psychobabe i am all ages! i am god! not really 010829
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Photophobe 20

wow, I thought everyone was older than that. I guess it can be hard to tell.
010906
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Artemismagus would you believe that i have lived longer than any man should. I have tried killing myself several times and have yet to accomplish this simple task. You see i am a kindred spirit that will live on forever. 010906
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Toxic_Kisses 18, although I'll be 19 Dec 9th. 011011
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SonyaKitty 19 physically, 50 mentally. 011011
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distorted tendencies I'm 15, 16 in four months, about. My mother says I am like a 90 year old and fucking grumpy as shit.

Maybe that's because i ponder things too often and am easily irritated.
011012
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mourningstars 23 011012
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CheapVodka sheesh...old and young

i'm 17...turned it in September

But I have the voice of a 9 year old. When people call my house they always think I'm my little sis (she's 11)

I just can't win
011104
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nemo my birthday is next monday... yay... i guess... i hate birthdays with a passion because they always suck 011104
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SuicidalAngel 19 on November 19th 011104
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sheryl recently turned 22. 011104
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anti-social butterfly 18. old enough to get into real trouble, not old enough to legally drink. rock on. 011104
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whoknows 19 011104
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psychobabe i'd say 14-35. But yea god damn, i feel so young. I'm only 15 gonna be 16 on january 5th *smiles* thats only....about exactly 2 months away!!!! but yea i may be young but hell, i know what i say, and i'm mature *unlike alot of people i know :s* so yea, plz respect me 011104
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. : * p s y b o r g * : . I am the youngest person here. I'm only 13. I feel like a little kid. I sound like a grown woman, though. When I answer the phone, they think I'm the woman of the house. Ha. 011104
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Solstice 23, and I am exactly 1 month, 3 weeks, and 3 days older then my boyfriend. We started going out right after his birthday. In fact, it all started with the bithrday card. 011104
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LaMer 16 011104
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nmb wow, is it sad that I'm almost 36 and I'm roaming blather???...I feel too old to be here or something. I'm also November 19, SuicidalAngel, but of course I'm almost twice your age. YIKES. huh. I'm kinda freaked out by this age thing now. 011105
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Mahayana: Zakah: Sangha Jewels of Refuge 25
soon to be 26
on November 19th
mysterious and secretive
more & more & more
yet always demanding to know
more & more & more
about you...
19th November on
26 be to soon
25
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SuicidalAngel November 19th Just kicks Ass! 011105
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Jenna Honestly, before I tell, how old do you think am? I suppose I have left clues all over the place on this thing, but I wouldn't have if I had known we'd be having this discussion. I get all kinds of guesses from people in life, from much older to much younger. What do you all think? How old is Jenna? (I will tell soon, I promise.) 011106
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lareno here's a better question: who gives a fuck how old jenna is? 011106
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anti-social butterfly dude, that was mean. you didn't need to say that. i think i know how old jenna might be, but i don't wanna cheat. 011107
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Jenna I don't mean to sound like I am more important than anybody, like you should spend a lot of time on it. I also don't mean for it to be some sort of random guessing game. It's just something I ask alot of people, and I was innocently asking blatherheads to wiegh in. You don't have to get so hostile. (Also, butterfly is sweetheart, sticking up for lil'ole me.) 011107
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SuicidalAngel I'm guesing 25, I dont know why, I just picked a number! 011107
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Jenna Nobody freakin cares, except for angel and butterfly.

Story of my life.

18.
011108
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Kat 21 and counting 011108
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blather calculator the results have been tabulated.
conclusion: the average blatherer's age is 19.607843137... and also I am a sad shit.
011109
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Dafremen Jenna, I think you absolutely kick ass. For all I know you may be a hellatious bitch, but it really doesn't matter. Know why? Because I know that
A) If you are a hellatious bitch it probably comes back to you by the truckload, so hey if you can take the pain, then enjoy the bitchy life by all means. The world much have it's bitches....and hos too(not to insinuate anything mind you.)

B) In the grand scheme of things, whatever you are it's probably entertaining as hell to watch at least for awhile. Never one to pass up the show, I would definitely be entertained by your story, no matter how poor the telling.

C) We're both come fromma the same pull-ace and weze izza botha gonna goze bak zey too. That means in the grand scheme of things we could end up in the same tree or something. That means that any judgement I do of you is sort kinda in a weird empirically demonstrable way a judgement of a part of myself. Screw that, like I said, Id rather enjoy the show and if having a fan(or a critic) in the audience helps to that end, well by all means I would be more than happy to help. We're on the same team you and me...see? They'll hafta blast us people...that goes for any wun of yaz. Lighting...baby_satan...you've got those little batwings and brimstones and sh*t can you do lighting man? Or catering? (Sock Rodapoppers and German beer...YES!)
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Dafremen (I'm on a medication vacation. : ) ) 011109
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ilovepatsajak 17 february 25 011109
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mike im 12055680 in mouse clicks.

yeah right if i clicked once a minute for my whole life!!
011109
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Aaron i'm 20 in body, 18 in mind, and i feel about 35. i have the sexual appatite of a 18 year old man or 30 year old woman, and the sexual experiance of a 50 year old whore. 011110
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pralines&cream I am 16 going on 17 011119
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bloodjetpoetry i am 17 going on 18 going on 51 going on death. i am going on birth 011120
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j_blue 23

ask me again in a year
011120
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ever dumbening i'm with The Truth on the incongruence between the name of this blathe and it's actual contents

however, since kind people (machines?) like blather calculator have taken it upon themselves to occasionally figger out da numbahs, who am i to complain with my old ass?

four days shy of 32
011120
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FreakFly 26 011120
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ClairE The average of the blatherers I know works out to
nineteen.
011202
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shiva 20 011202
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paradox 20 but people keep telling me i'm older. I want to be younger and dumber. Two seperate issues. Meet me there 011204
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Grievance 19 as of November 14. Looks like i'm average_joe_blathe

God I feel old already. I know i'm screwed later. to all you "younger" people out there, after 13(at least it was this way for me) you are already capable of doing the things that anyone can do. You simply change, and gain expierance. That's it. So much to look forward to neh?

Actually there is, if your a traveler of spirit. blessings to all of you.
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warnika 21 going on 54 because i have an "old soul" 011212
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god 753 trillion years old 011212
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she i be nineteen.
old enough for bouncers not to look twice at my fake id, too young to know everything. (give me another year or two)
011212
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she oh, and The Truth is 26? 011212
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girl just turned 21 november 25th...well i was excited for about a year before..in may i was telling ppl i was 20 and a half..in october i was telling ppl i was 20 and 11 12ths and now, finally, im 21 and ya know its not really that big of a deal...hmmm ohwell

to b honest, i didnt think there were so many blatherers that were that much younger than me...i thought i was one of the youngest..(hmm. shows how much i know..hehe)
011214
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Tjousk If I state an age, it will become incorrect.
If I state an age that is incorrect, it may become correct, or it may not.
011214
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oren I'm 41. 011214
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Aimee As of December 14th 2002, ave. age is 23.19298245614035087719298245614 :) but then again not everyone has volunteered their age... so this information is not entirely accurate. 011214
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birdmad hmm, blather statistics from the future

damn, got any sports scores for me to bet on?
011214
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natasha 28 011214
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the one there should be like a automatic thing to change the age every year, ya know? Cuz im 17 now but ill be 18 soon, then next year ill be 19 and pretty soon I'll be 90 and it'll still say im 17. Whoa. I just realized im gonna be 90 someday. and this might not really be here any more! we have to SAVE BLATHER! ! ! ! EVERYONE UNITE SAVE BLATHER! ! ! ! 020110
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carne de metal 17, that's the average age.
Fuck, I thought I was special.
020207
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Sintina Save Blather? I've been gone for an entire year and nothing has changed as far as I can see. Every one of my old blathes is still around- lingering, happily in the blahter abyss.
19 now, 18 when this blathe was started.
020207
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little wonder i'm 17 now.... 020207
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...ooo... i'm 20 but was once told i go a loooooong way back, although physically people usually think i'm much younger. 020207
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lady lunchbox 19....20 in september.
but damn, i feel old sometimes.
020208
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oasisoncloud10 i hate little girls 020224
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bethany 19
i feel very uncomfortable in this number
020224
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manzinator 04271982 020224
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Syrope i'll be 18 in one month and one day. My innocence was slipped away from me under a tin roof one rainy night december of 2000, my entire youth was wasted trying to please my mother, my future looms ahead just waiting to reveal all the things really mentally wrong with me... 020225
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Mateo 18, but you may read this when Im 26, or three if you posses the ability to travel backwardas through time. Do you? 020225
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ilovepatsajak my birthday is today 020225
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misstree i've3 been 23 for a while, and plan to continue to do so.

so put me down as 23, no matter what other things disagree with me.
020225
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good people im 15, but started blathering at 14. i have the ability to traverse all times and all dimensions. 020226
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girl_jane I won't be 16 much longer. On April 15th I won't be 16 anymore. I'll be average... 020328
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continuous achew 20. and damn, i thought a lot of you were at least in your 20's.didn't realize we had so many 14-16ish blatherers, but that actually makes me feel a little better about the world. most of you guys are very mature. the things that you blathe about actually have some thought to them. 020404
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continuous ache 20. and damn, i thought a lot of you were at least in your 20's.didn't realize we had so many 14-16ish blatherers, but that actually makes me feel a little better about the world. most of you guys are very mature. the things that you blathe about actually have some thought to them. 020404
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continuous ache yeah, um, oops. 020404
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lilac_air old enough
over under
some place in the
-- somthings
020404
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lycanthrope i was born in 1981...after the zornifs made their first landing in Southern Kentucky only to be repelled by a mob of angry yokuls, but before the violent petroleum revolutions of that winter. Hulk Hogan was three years from winning the world title belt from the Iron Sheik. There were still evergreen trees spotting the eastern coastline and the King John's Rappoled finch was not yet extinct. In politics the President of French Guyana was involved in a ferret smuggling scandal and was forced to withdraw from office paving the way for the advanced socialist government currently ensconced in French Guyana. I'm a scorpio. I hope i'm average...if not i'll try harder 020404
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ass facely i am 72 years old. 020405
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distilled mouse wow, you are an old fart.
i am 68 years old.
020405
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paste! i was born in 1845, which was a good year for reds. 020406
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ass facely i was born yesterday. 020406
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god i am 32. born nov. 22nd 1970. 020406
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god i want a badge. 020406
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continuous ache :pins an Old Fogey badge on god's lapel: 020407
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gothface 19 going on 60 020407
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Daria 16 years to old.


By the way,
i wish I was never born.
020408
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lizard I think I'm younger. I'm only 14. 020408
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birdmad viewing the world as a charnel house we've been dying since the moment we were born 020408
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Freak Im 17 020508
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kerry 15 020508
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blue star 17... 18 in September, AFTER I start college. Crazy. 020508
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Kate Going to be 16 on May 22

Today is the greatest day I've ever known- The Smashing Pumpkins
020508
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bethany i started college at 17 too
trippy at the time
but oh so wonderful coz you've got age time to be able to screw up and still graduate with ppl your age
not saying i did but...
020508
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bethany is anyone actually going to average out the average age?
median?
mode?
020508
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j_blue gonna be 24, man 020508
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silently_she_screams 15

and im new to the site !!
this place is soooo awsome....when did it start? am i like late?
020509
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sha wiiing! hey, i'm going to be 21 on may 22. 020509
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Teenage Jesus Update: NOW I'm 35, as of 4/25/02. 020509
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SoulLot 21. Just 21. 020509
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BrotherDB 21, Anyone want me to buy them beer? 020509
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poetic_onslaught 18 020509
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"Ancient Pagan" I am 24 years old. When I was 18 years old I looked like I was thirty and was mistaken as such (even mistaken for one person's parent!). The secret? I changed me diet from lacto-ovo vegetarian to 90% raw vegan. The fat made me look older then (along with the bad skin color). Now I'm tanned & skinny. Age is mainly bio-electric & attitudinal. What I want to know is: what is MollyGoLightly's age? 020509
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Teenage Jesus I live a steak-eating, whiskey drinkin', smokestack, guiness indulgin', and otherwise hedonistic lifestyle...and I look like a 19 year-old! Not bad for 35! 020510
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CRO 23. and i look it.

It's a pity i started a new course at uni. everybody thinks of me as "the old guy" and so all these hot 18-19 year olds don't give me a second glance. things were different a few years ago.

*sigh* must be getting old in a metaphysical way. or something
020510
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angie 18 020510
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Fli (in the 9th Hour) 46-3/4's Nanos Anos
Fli's a BaeBae!
020511
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"Ancient Pagan" I had a music professor, Dr.Christopher Adler, who must be about thirty but who looks completely like a freshman eighteen-year old student! This is not the case of: "Oh, he looked young when I first saw him, but now that I have his class he looks his age", or "close up he looks about thirty" No! He looks impeccably and completely in every way like he's eighteen! Even his skin and body movements indicate early adulthood, yet he is (and I know this for a fact) somewhere past twenty-five!!! He can barely grow a beard (lucky him)!!! 020511
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popokelvis I'm 11957756 minutes old!

However i'm not completely certain about this number. I was born in a different time zone (and hemisfere) that where I'm now, and with all this summer hour changes that number could be +/- 60 minute. The earth actully turns around like filadeldia in 23 hours 59 minutes and some seconds so i don't know how old i am. i could be an eternal human being and have amnesia, and you too!
020511
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"Ancient Pagan" That is true, Popokelvis, we do all have amnesia of our true selfhoods, even within the same incarnation. Why, I remember teaching Grammer school to Shakespeare way back in 1570-somethin'.
He never did write those plays: I wrote a few, but my good pal Christopher Marlow (Krissy-Boy) wrote the rest of 'em! Geez, that kid could sure write--he had fire in them fingertips. [his Henry V outdid my Winter's Tale Dammit!]

Aharharhar-Aharharhar-Aharharhar-ley
020512
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22 birthday was yesturday
phil
020513
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bethany happy birthday
yesturday
020517
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jane i don't even know anymore
does that make sense?
020711
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~gez~ 15 in 2002
16 in a week
020905
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~gez~ ... 2 days. it was a week 5 days ago 020905
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eddie monster twenty three
turned nineteen, twenty, twenty one,twenty two, and twenty three in prison
youngons beware
021011
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tourist One Half Century in One Month 021011
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CrAzYpInKmOnKeY age isnt nothing but a number
it cant even
classify how smart how aware
or how much
youve expierienced so i believe
age is nothing
but a senseless classification
021011
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The Devil Himself at first i thought God was the oldest, with Dafremen following close behind. however, it looks as if Teenage Jesus is the oldest, followed by Dafremen, then God! i use to think that i was the oldest. thank you God! ;) 021011
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The Devil Himself forget that. oren is 41. that makes him the oldest, if he is still among the active blatherers (and if God is telling the truth). 021011
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The Devil Himself ...and i'm 31. 021011
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minnesota_chris Or maybe cube ? 021011
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screwing for virginity 3 score and 3, but only for about 2 fortnights. 021012
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abia marie I am 14 years old on this planet but my soul is 4928 years old, turning 4929 soon. 021203
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SuicidalAngel the last time I posted in here I was only 18?? Weird! 021203
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Suicide Snowman abia -


you're 14 fucking years old... get over it.. your soul has no age...
021203
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hate average teenagers all 021203
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critic Fuck you, S.S.
Why do you have to say such unnecessary things?
021203
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Kristopher 26 030227
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minnesota_chris i have you beat, at 32. 030227
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megan sweet 16 :) 030228
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magdalena 17 030228
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User24 20 030408
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User24 Truth was 26 when he posted the equation above. 030408
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marjorie twenty and one half plus a number of weeks. 030408
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Freak/Lilac 18 030408
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Bizzar I will be 19 in July. 030409
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x 11479215 minutes old 030409
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neesh wow, how cool, i've just found i share my birthday with two people on this site (nov 19th). i'm kinda new here, so hello everybody, and i'm 17 btw. 030607
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a sweet girl i know a lot of people born on november 19, though they are all different ages.

regardless, it seems the 26th of february is the night to get it on.

unless it's leap year. perhaps in that event, the 27th would be better.

coincidentally, february 27th is my parents' wedding anniversary. i'm sure they got it on.

we can find coincidence in anything, really.
030607
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endless desire no one seems to be answering the question. . .
which is kind of
that they average is about 17 or 18.
i below average damnit.
you gotta hate that.
030607
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endless desire no one seems to be answering the question. . .
which is kind of
that they average is about 17 or 18.
im below average damnit.
you gotta hate that.
030607
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minnesota_chris two people answered the question. They said it averaged 19. 030607
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kirtap considerably older at 30 030608
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endless desire haha well then maybe it would have helped if i had read the whole page. excuse me. 030608
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x by any other name 22 years - 3 days 030608
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no reason happy late birthday! 030608
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carlita 22 years, 4 months, 25 days, 7 hours and 2 minutes, to be exact 030613
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celestias shadow today, september 1st, 2003, I am 14 years old. in 12 days, on the 13th, I will be 15.

(there, now i won't come back in 3 years and still seem to be 14. problem solved, y'all)
030901
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pipedream celestias, you don't sound almost-fifteen:)

im nineteen, twenty in november. i've begun to feel old and wise, but then i go back to normal again ;) hehehe
030901
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closet ballerina 20 and eight months, to the day. 030901
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ShilohLives I'm sixteen...I don't understand why pplz make a big deal about 16 by the way... 030901
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karl the weed 14. b day feb 24. yeah, now you know why im so immature. 030901
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eyedream 17, 18 in July 2004.

Is it just me, or did we all suspect everyone else was older than they really were?

I have a theory on why that is: in real life, we are used to people who act and speak like blathereels being old. In the blather kingdom we think it must be the seem. But it appears that we have a fold of young people. It's quite fascinating.

I thought I would be a young one. But I'm pretty typical.

I guessed Dafreman's age and was right.
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misstree i just guessed everyone was at least a little older because i am, and those years are but a vague blur of insanity and angst... *looks around*... oh yeah. ;) 030902
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misstree except for daf and tj... anyone can tell they're just waiting for the card in the mail that lets them sit on their porch hollering at kids to get offa their lawns... 030902
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celestias shadow thanks, pipedream 030902
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blah-ze 17
wahey!
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sixteen sixteen (had to point out the obvious)

but on october 19th, I will become seventeen.

There are so o o many new blatherskites! (I'm a has-been...yummychuckle, pushpins, and squint...I have an affinity for changing monikers...and now I am sixteen and soon I will be seventeen)
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sixteen 19.818 is the average for all of the 2003 entries. yay hooray. 030902
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SuicidalAngel Critic what the fuck?

Now that I'm almost 21, I'm wondering how often I'll be coming back to this page when I'm "almost" another age.
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sixteen
critic: Fuck you, S.S.
Why do you have to say such unnecessary things?

he/she was talking to suicidal snowman, who was saying something rude to someone else....
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SuicidalAngel Ah k got ya.. :) 030903
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minnesota_chris I think the median is lower, maybe 17? It's old fogeys like me bringing the average up. 030908
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TheInventionsOfAKnight 14. I'm young and glad to be.... 030908
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shivers im 13, im younger and im glad to be 031130
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thestoryteller Happy Birthday to me,
Happy Birthday to me,
Happy Birthday to me,
Happy Birthday to me!
Every Birthday is just
another day.
Every day is actually
like a Birthday.
Cuz every day is what
I can make out of it.
Just because this is wrong, or that is
broken, doesn't mean today can't be great.
Today
Is
The
First
Day
of
The
Rest
of
My
Life
so:
Happy Birthday to me,
today, tommorrow, and the next day too!
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whitechocolatewalrus born in 1986, making me be 17 as of now, but older as of tomorrow and the following days. I think that the average/median is approximately 18.5 031201
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thestoryteller My beard had grayed along with my long hair. Some think of me as Santa, the little ones, as I laugh and chuckle. I celebrated my fifty third birthday with my family and friends just the other day. 53 now that's a great number, don't you think? 031202
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realistic optimist i'm in my *cough* late twenties
coming in at a hefty 28.
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Q With my entry here,
sixty and less four,
the average's raised
to over a score.

Where are the older?
They have got some time.
The younger, they're smart,
they make the place rhyme,
but need something aged
for wisdom and crime.
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Habitual Perceiver #314 15 in Orpington, 21 in Grove Park ... that makes my average age 18 (like it) however, like all of my fellow tigers of '86 i'm currently 17 031226
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ambermoon wow its been a wile since any one has posted here.....
25 years old and i feel so much older.
i dont want to have any more birthdays.
ill be 26 on 11-12
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stork daddy didn't we mean to say...the blatherer's average age? especially since i'm no average blatherer. and i can't believe i'm headed for 23. 040219
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stork daddy i'm such a fuckin kid. hooray! 040219
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stork daddy my birthday is 11-9 040219
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misstree yeah... i finally gave up being 23 this year, as a friend was hitting that age... so, i decided that 24 through 26 had already been done and enjoyed, so i might as well get around to being 27... having a 32 year old playmate who regularly tumbles girlies ten years younger than he kinda renews my faith in aging... but then again, he's got the plumbing to do it "gracefully," or at least to age without becoming discount meat. 040219
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falling_alone i'm still 6 040219
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ee beep peep wh-...?

i always thought that most of the blatherers were twenty-somethings, don't know why.

i'm 17, by the way.
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ee beep peep oh yeah, that reminds me: i should really start saving money for the dress that i'll be wearing for prom. ok, i'm not going to my prom or anyone else's; all i want is to spend the night with richard. i just want to talk to him. 040219
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white_wave ready for the average to go way up? I'm practically a granny at age 34. Why is everyone here so young? Is it because most old farts like me don't have time to waste? 040221
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her royal highness the quirk i'm 19... 20 in may

you guys know the song from the sound of music that says "i am sixteen going on seventeen"? well when i was 15 i couldn't wait to be sixteen just so i could be the girl in that song.
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charlie i'm 19, which brings the average now to about 22.028 040221
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cinzento 19 040221
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dakota 22 040221
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white_wave damn, i'm still 12 years above normal! 040221
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whome 19 . . . three more months and I'll be 20! Good Lord. 040222
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souless wanderer 18 040222
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Doar And at the tone the average will be 20.0056.


*beep......beeep.........bep*
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kookaburra i wish i was like six, everything was so easy then!! but im fourteen.

says "what if my glory years are already gone?"
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dudeinanigloo You think stuff is hard when your 14? Just wait until you're 16... 040625
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thunderbuck ram my average age is 50. Oh, and what White wave said, but doubled (almost). 040823
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sahba sahba 040826
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sahba sahba 040826
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ee beep peep i turned 18 back in june 2004 040905
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gothface i was 19 when i last posted on here. i turn 22 in two weeks. how time flies. 040922
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dandy yep, old. uppiing the average. 32. every year gets better than the last. hated being tween and teen. 050207
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andru235 i am a two year old and a four-hundred-and-six year old rolled into one. but i do not in any way resemble a two-hundred-and-four year old. so lets just say i'm twelve, although i'm really not ready for the responsibilities that come with being twelve. 051103
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meta meta 060105
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Ni I'm as old as Gollum. 061116
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Ptolemy DCLVIII We're all ancients. No one resets their age to 0 after each night of sleep; why reset to 0 after each bout of death? 061116
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. i am not saying, as I am not an average blatherer 061117
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Hooray! Good answer! 061117
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rhin just came across this. let's just say that i was born when Nixon was in office. i suppose the age thing isn't so bad, except when my 14 year old niece calls my Motley Crue concert T 'vintage'. 071212
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aw-shucks if you want you can get half price shoe laces at the sports shop, but i'm not in a shoe lace gang i'm in a cap crew, so that don't really help me, don't worry i like shoe lace packs, it's just i want ask you if i can try one of your many rings on without you looking like you want to bang me. hee hee, i'm sorry, i didn't meant to step on your bit of the pavement, it's just theres a crack in that slab and it's bad luck to step on it unless its pure gold. i can ony say that i'm sowwy and do you want to swap your gun with my teddy bear cos i need your gun to go on my sculpture. let me know asap.
tanks x

please may i have one of your Monster Munch now?
yes i am shy, but you don't scare me, i ony want one of your cwisps.
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