beer Steffen holger is drinking 5 bottles of beer every night. 990616 ... bfnh taste like shite, i'd rather have vodka 990617 ... Catherine might taste like shite, but it's cheaper than vodka 990618 ... Tom the sweet nectar that brings me in touch with my soul but with irony that is also bitter raises the bruise on life of many 990618 ... Allison 7 beers, two shots, i went topless. that was not me that night, or was it... 000118 ... MollyGo40oz. This is strictly bad news for me. After 32 ounces of a 40 ounce bottle (King Cobra--see: evil) I was on my back on the balcony, telling some puzzled stranger The Little Matchgirl story. 000520 ... gregg beer is carbonated piss 000521 ... mike agrees. But, nonetheless, will be spinning once again... 000527 ... bownan if I have a few VB's I feel very VERY nice... people talk to me and I am funny (or so they say) 000629 ... Seth Is what I do when I can't smoke herb. And herb is what I do when I can't trip on acid. And acid is what I do when I can't trip on mushrooms. I think I try to escape too much. 000829 ... Kasa Maybe you should stick with beer! 000830 ... Seth That would be too easy... 000904 ... Barrett The cause and solution to all of lifes problems. Homer Simpson 000925 ... mother theresa i got a keg in the basement, and no one is here. i better git bizzy! 001021 ... Tank more than just a breakfast drink... 001126 ... *CatMeow* nectar of the gods, and breakfast of champions, it's liquid bread, it's good for you, the cause of and solution to, all of lifes problems 001207 ... tourist Several Beer Anecdotes: In Maine the used to sell a Beer named Dawsons that didn't come in a Six-pack, it was sold Five in a Plastic Bag. One night up near the Quebec Border in Maine (had I been in Quebec it would have been near the Frontier) we were sitting around one winter Drinking Quarts of "Canadian Ace" and every single Quart tasted different,evidently they didn't have a Quality Control Department. I remember when I used to think Michalob was a fine quality beer, Nowadays I Think America doesn't even produce a Fine Quality Beer. I drink Bass Ale, Becks, St. Pauli Girl, and in the Summer I like Corrona with a slice of Lime. 001208 ... miniver I remember the bragging-about-how-much-we-could-drink phase. What champions were we, hmm? I even "pulled" without ID when I was 15. I felt cool about that for a long time. I probably still do. I had long, straight hair and wore perfect makeup, and bought new clothing every week. I had a crush on Kirk. He was twenty and a first-year student at the U of S. Tall (but I was a little shorter then) and blond and very cute. I used the last four digits of his phone number for my old bank card passcode. 001208 ... silentbob all i wanna do is drink beer for breakfast 001208 ... replacement god all i wanna do is eat them bar-b-qued chips... 001208 ... daxle been drinking brew for breakfast rudy can't fail 001218 ... Agent008 more natural light is sold in north carolina than any other state! -- conserve water, drink beer 010118 ... Mike beer teeth, sex night live lie, fuck and die money chicks, sex and drugs tits nuts, looser love 010212 ... me good 010501 ... Dafremen Beer is overrated. Wait! What the f*ck am I saying? That's not even POSSIBLE!!! 010501 ... nocturnal all I drink on the weekends. during the week all I drink is diet coke. every now and then, for good measure, I drink some water or milk, but those are fairly rare. I am a healthy, healthy girl! most girls don't drink beer, there are very few who would actually say they enjoy it, but I'd take a Corona any time. I'd drink it during the week instead of diet coke but it's too hard to acquire at my age, especially living in a dorm. risky risky. 010501 ... punk is life juice 010501 ... Dafremen A suggestion, by the way, I didn't know you were a girl and I'm NOT about to start noticing, so if I call you Do0d, you know why now. Try brandy and coke...it tastes good if you don't overdo the brandy, it's VERY drinkable and E&J makes a clear brandy that is easily mistaken for water if you keep it in a bottled water bottle. Hope that helps you to replace your diet coke habit..that sh*t is bad for you!!! 010501 ... nocturnal man, you are just helping me left and right tonight! and not to worry about the gender issue. I guess I don't really always act very feminine. can't figure out if it's the cause or the result of hanging out with all boys for the past semester, but I'm sure it has something to do with it in one way or another. and thanks. I will try that brandy thing as soon as I get a chance, probably this weekend if I remember. 010501 ... Special K The day my doctor told me I was allergic to beer was one of the sadder days in my life. *sigh* I still get teary-eyed thinking about it. A big-ass Newcastle Brown was one of the purer delights I'd ever known... If the allergic episodes weren't so damned agonizing I'd take my chances, that's for sure. Gawd I loved beer. 010502 ... Dafremen Draft Cider is what my buddies dad drinks. He's allergic to hops or the other grains or something. Anyhow I bought some Hornsby's Draft Cider the other night and it tasted like weak wine. I was NOT impressed...you poor dear. Try BRANDY and coke...that's a tasty drink! I like Paul Masson or E&J myself. MY buddy swears by Christian Brothers. 010502 ... johann sebastian goldberg try woodpecker cider, from the UK, and if you can't find that, woodchuck from vermont is nice. not beer, mind you, but nice if you give it a chance. 010503 ... god woodchuck from vermont affected everybody even mrs. wooten as well as little nitty 010527 ... Wayne there's nothing to beer but beer itself 010614 ... nocturnal drank some sam adams for the first time this weekend. goddamn does that ever taste like shit. shoulda known, I suppose. I mean, it's american. 010702 ... Dafremen Try some J.W. Dundee's Honey Brown Lager...you'll appreciate at least ONE American beer after that. 010702 ... lost tragically wasted. 010702 ... Karp The best beers are as follows: #1.Redhook Blonde is the finest beer #2.Followed by Pyramid Heffeweizen (hayfa -`vites - zen) #3. Ohhhhh, and I love Alaskan Amber! Honorable Mention: Killian's Irish Red Fat Tire Ales Henry's Blackberry Wheat Mac & Jack's Disqualified: Corona -cuz they pee in the beer mian. Bud, Schmitt, Milwaukies Beast, etc. anything in a can, 010702 ... nocturnal you disqualified yourself for any credibility with the fat tire vote. for me, anyway. 010702 ... absent but still present "when you're in milwaukee you have to drink milwaukee's best" 010702 ... Dafremen Yeesh. Giving Killian's an honorable mention killed it for me. Lienenkugel's Red is a better domestic red and even IT'S not all that.) There are very few truly World Class American beers. I prefer to avoid American beers for just that reason. If I want water, I have plenty of it at the house. I want beer. The FOLLOWING brews are GUARANTEED to meet or exceed the internationally recognized definition of BEER(in it's various types and varieties) and are available domestically: Konig Pilsener - Germany HARP Lager - Ireland Guinness Extra Stout - Ireland Erdinger Weiss Beer - Germany Bass Ale - Great Britain Red Horse - Phillipines Weihenstephaner Hefe Weissbier - Germany 1664 de Kronenbourg - France Negra Modelo - Mexico Zyweic - Poland Hacker Pschorr Weissbier - Germany There are many more...but these are the more commonly available brands.(Don't expect to find most of them in your grocery store though...Liquor Store) 010703 ... nocturnal at work I drank insanely too much of this stuff last night. waking up at 7:30 this morning was really fun. 010703 ... Dafremen You wear it well. No seriously. (Tic Tac Noc?) 010703 ... nocturnal you wouldn't be saying that if you'd seen me this morning. I was not feeling very well at all. that first hour and a half was hell. but I somehow got through it. 010703 ... Dafremen Glad ya made it through. Sometimes Ritalin can be a blessing. The quicker sober-upper. : ) (Tic Tac?) 010703 ... drunken grendel hidden birdmad on a related note, a great (and in my opinion quite tasty)beer-bomber drink. the IRISH CAR BOMB Take a glass of Guinness (only filled to the point where it will accommodate a loaded shotglass) Now take your shotglass and fill it halfway with Bailey's Irish Cream fill the remainder with Jameson's whiskey and drop it in your Guinness. now knock it back before the cream begins to set. 010703 ... a bird in a bottle or a nice cold one for summer. The Snakebite take a good pale ale (i prefer Bass for this one) and a good hard apple cider (if you can find TNT in the glass "can" you've made a good choice) fill the glass 2/3 of the way with the ale and the remainder with the cider A variation of this is to add a bit of black currant for flavour/colour, resulting in the Anaconda or Purple Nasty you'll be gone before you know it 010703 ... Dafremen Dun that bird. The Bailey's curdles up like a cement mixer. It IS tasty though. 010703 ... Allison I don't get the point of beer. It smells bad. It looks like piss. It doesn't even taste that great. The only reason why I think people drink it is because they want that buzz. After the first couple beers, you can't taste it. You go numb. Why do people drink alcohol at all? Why bother? I'd rather just have a Coke. 010724 ... Dafremen I agreed one hundred percent. At one time. That time is gone now...long gone...and buried too. Beers have VERY distinctive flavors. I would recommend one called Bobby Dazzler if you want a taste of crazy aftertastes. All beers have a unique character. Cept most American beers which taste like water. 010725 ... Norm It's to my understanding that, we, as humans, are only given a finite amount of time in which to experience hundreds of different emotions, to witness thousands of different images, and to understand billions of sounds, smells, and textures, all of which, if given a little more time, people could appreciate to the fullest. I have realized, in the short moment I have spent alive, that these things can be experienced in a broader spectrum, simply, with, beer... 010805 ... Norm Things that go slower are easier to see. Everything goes slower when your pissed. 010805 ... Norm "Give me ale and give me pussy,but never give me pussy ale." -Norman PS For the ignorant, pussy ale is coolers. 010805 ... OuT A philosophy professor stood before his class and had some items in front of him. When the class began, wordlessly he picked up a large empty mayonnaise jar and proceeded to fill it with rocks, about 2 inches in diameter. He then asked the students if the jar was full. They agreed it was. So the professor then picked up a box of pebbles and poured them into the jar. He shook the jar lightly. The pebbles, of course, rolled into the open areas between the rocks. He asked the students again if the jar was full. They agreed it was. The professor picked up a box of sand and poured it into the jar. Of course, the sand filled up everything else. "Now," said the professor, "I want you to recognize that this is your life. The rocks are the important things your family, your partner, your health, your children, your friends things that if everything else was lost and only they remained, your life would still be full. The pebbles are the other things that matter like your job, your house, your car. The sand is everything else. The small stuff. If you put the sand into the jar first, there is no room for the pebbles or the rocks. The same goes for your life. If you spend all your