whitechocolatewalrus
whitechocolatewalrus don't eat me please. 031210
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pobodys nerfect I make a point of only eating white chocolate bunnies and almond bark,so you're safe around me. :) 031210
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Doar dammit, i was hungry.

okay, i'll settle for some greenlasagnaiguana

:-)

just stopped by to say hey.
031211
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pipedream hello...d'you have a dark chocolate doppelganger i could maybe nibble? :D 031211
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whitechocolatewalrus yeah, just stop by
magical
and find the dark chocolate doppelganger tree.
Lovely day to all!

enjoys your company.
031211
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whitechocolatewalrus had a bad day.
hope tomorrow is better.
031213
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nomme :.) .-.-.!smile!-.-.- 031213
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Fido Dante Baneer
Squashed a cashier.
He hates Ray's on Bleecker.
031213
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pipedream tomorrow *has* to be better otherwise what's the point of waking up at all... 031213
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u24 has noticed you. 031214
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whitechocolatewalrus did you notice that my head is backwards and that i have three eyes? 031214
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u24 yes, in fact, I did! I was going to comment, but thought "no, each to his own" (or her own.. are you a her or a he? by the way)

anyway, yes.. just thought I'd drop by and say hello, really.. hello.
031214
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whitechocolatewalrus i am a her. hello to you too, u24. 031214
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whitechocolatewalrus i am better now. i am better now. i am better now. i am better now. i am better now. i am better now. i am better now. i am better now. i am better now. i am better now. i am better now. i am BETTER now. i am better. 031216
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Dr. Jung hmmm...repetitive compulsion disorder....very interesting.

please, do go on.
031216
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Whitechocolatewalrus Well, Dr. Jung, since you are not Freud(although you I know that you knew him), I would hope that you do not relate my problems to sexuality. But I will expound on my "repetitive compulsion." I was very depressed for no apparent reason for approximately three days. No smiling, little talking, no crying, actually, pretty much no feeling at all. Anyway, I am better now.
(This was me expounding.)
031216
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pipedream is very glad to hear that 031217
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Dr. Jung Ms. whitechocolatewalrus,

I do think you are progressing, although the sexual inferences were not meant to be conveyed through my statement of analysis.

Please make another appointment next week and we shall see what has transpired to make you a happier, healthier person.

Truly,
031217
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minnesota_chris very likeable 031217
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whitechocolatewalrus just had to ask doc, are you really young or are you just lying to me? 031217
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Dr. Jung Older than time Ms. Whitechocolatewalrus. Age apparently matters to the young. 031218
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whitechocolatewalrus I don't think anything really matters to the young. I was just asking out of pure need to break the silence. I only have one personality if you must know.
How many do you have, Doc?
031218
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Dr. Jung Too many to count.

But the doctor is in if you should wish to just talk.

Take care whitechocolatewalrus.
031219
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whitechocolatewalrus I will take much care, thanks (you care too, okay?). Right now there are antlers on my head and when I bounce, and skip, the single bell gives a slight jiggle jag. 031219
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Death of a Rose bingle, bongle, bengal tiger....hehe.

if i don't post back to your blathe in awhile.....happy freakin holidays to you.

keep up the good cheer little one.
031220
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whitechocolatewalrus white chocolate walrus
smallrus
walrus
sitting on a shelf
no wealth
next to the little green elf
silver wrapper crumbling away
getting staler by the day
still be there well into may
white chocolate walrus
smallrus
walrus
swimming in a sea
climbing a very large tree
wondering what she's going to be
somebody help me, please
031220
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pipedream *steps up to the plate*

shoot, little smallrus...what ails ye?
031221
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Whitechocolatewalrus I don't know.
Maybe I have SARS.
031221
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Dr. Jung oh...and by the way ms. walrus.

if you hover your mouse over some of the names posted here you will discover who left you an e-mail addy.
031222
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whitechocolatewalrus Purple Sand

In the land of purple sand
Where the fish bites your hand
And gray peaches are canned
Where the clouds are green and the grass is white
Do everything out of spite (When the sky is night)
When the moon shines the bright
And the sun burns the dark
Listen with all your might
To the wind that is silent and light
For the answer to why the tyrant is a lark
031222
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whitechocolatewalrus oh the +*+ flying_fish +*+
and the *&* giraffe s*&*
i might have a heart attack
i just saw a ( big_fat_black_rat )
oh no! please don't attack.

@ runs for her life ^*&~
031223
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Death of a Rose good un with the 'purple sand' luv.

i enjoyed that.
031224
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whitechocolatewalrus miscellaneous blabbering
stars and clouds
my pajamas
castles and kings
give me feathery wings
blue purple red
sheep certainly shed
cards and shards
of happiness and glass
shattering behind
mirrors of false thoughts
i seeyouhear youknowyou
.
031225
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Death of a Rose numbers receding, algebraic formations of thought, synapses becoming useless, endorphins and testosterone drying.

governing an unwanted speed trap,
clamping upon a resurrected march of the damned,
trembling at the known deceptions,
unyeilding to graceful goodness reaching,
vibrating a knights canter,
roaring a malice intoned war cry.
031226
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u24 confused re: srchbar

see autumn_fyre_cd_proj.
031227
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^^^ the_autumn_fire_cd_proj ^^^ 031227
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whitechocolatewalrus you too mr. user
i tried and tried
but could not come up with 24
reasons.
031227
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whitechocolatewalrus thowing a party for
pobodys_nerfect
doar
pipedream
nomme
fido
u24
and me,
cause well, we all need to party.
so...
catch!
031231
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whitechocolatewalrus p.s.
(i am the walrus)
031231
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u24 hello! thankyou. 031231
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whitechocolatewalrus you are certainly welcome 031231
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pobodys nerfect *hugs* This is a wonderful party,Walrus. Cool guest list too. :)
*goes off to give everyone else New Year hugs*
031231
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whitechocolatewalrus Yay! happy happiness to everyone:)
(or hippies, if you prefer)
thanks for the hug pobody.
031231
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Death of a Rose thanks little mammal.

I'll be wearing the lampshade over in the corner.

.
040101
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furry sea mammal i must say, that lampshade is quite appealing on you.
maybe you should wear it to work one day...
040101
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Death of a Rose i have quite often, but they never notice....ARRGGHH!

:-)

.better keep a close eye on your embroidery.
040101
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whitechocolatewalrus Oh, and chickens can fly.
Of course, Iím a chicken
I have the feathers and the squawk
You donít seem to think that I am telling the truth
But I canít help what you think
I only know what I am
I am a chicken
And I can fly.
040112
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pipers ooo party! am i late?
*sashays in wearing bunny ears*

i am a flamingo and i can fly
all you need is faith enough to
believe you can
and whee.
040112
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whitechocolatewalrus pipedream is pink!!!!
did you know that spoo is also pink?
therefore you are spoo by association.
all these years and you never knew it...

ha! i am feeling mean lately.
i apologize pipers, i have a pink shirt, i suppoze that is spoo also.

[actually, the party is a continuing party that will last into eternity so you are not late. no one is ever late.]
040114
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pipedream *deep, mysterious red-indian sage voice*

we are all spoo....
040114
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realistic optimist flop floppy floppy flop
nothing more will dare come out
how many time must i ask
for a break
before i give myself one?

*waves hi to the wall russ*
040114
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pipers russy wall

wal-mart

marta kaufmann

the power of word association :O
040115
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Doar Ack....spoo has befallen me wifey (but i told her not to go after spoo...she....just....*sob*...wouldn't....listen....*tears of lethal unhappiness*)

now i have to live with spoo as well....dammit....*grumble*

spoo better not eat very much....and i'm not paying for the education of spoo...unwelcome....thing of oops spelled backwards....

.
040115
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whitechocolatewalrus hello realistic man!
i think that you must ask an infinite number of times for a break before you give yourself one because i would really rather not see you break in half by your own hands, it would give me endless nightmares.
040115
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pd the zombie queen where...is...spoo....must..find...spoo... 040115
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pipers green eh...i've just found out an alternative reason to spoo. i think the quest is hencforht over :S icky! 040115
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whitechocolatewalrus well, i am glad to see you have learned your lesson pipers. would you like some gummie_bears? 040116
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Death of a Rose um...ump.....jump....jump...jump.
or...orn....horn.....beep...beep.
ac...ace....face.....off....off.
.
040116
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pipedream yes, i think i *would* like some gummy bears, thank you :)

*holds out a hand and swats pogo-stick blather hubby away as he tries to steal 'em*
040116
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whitechocolatewalrus oh, excellent! soory there aren't any red ones left, i ate them all already.
*pours a heaping handfull of yummy_bears
into pd's outstretched mitt*
"doar! watch out for the glass pig statue! and you're missing out on this yumminess."
040117
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pipers i don't mind no red ones, i like the yellow and green ones best :D
*fills up her apron*
hehehe

*lobs some at DOAR (they bounce off his head*

come and get iiiitttt!
040117
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Death of a Rose okay...wifey......i'm going to sit in the rocking chair on the porch and read the paper, maybe have a cup of java.

have fun.

:-)

hey smallrus, balloons galore for ya lass.

.
040118
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pipers awrighty!
*aims a gummy bear at hubby's coffee cup and has coffee marshmallow lobbed back at her*

heh!
*get herself and smallrus a mug of java and sits down on porch steps to watch sunset*
040118
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Whitechocolatewalrus Likes to watch ferrets
wiggling up down and out of sight.
One day there was a ferret who lost his way
and you couldnít contain your giggly-ness.
This ferret was forever scarred and climbed a tree.
You felt bad so you bought an orange sloth suit
and told the ferret it was his lucky day.
You made him follow you to the sparkly lake.
It was there that the two of you
used the rope swing and jumped in
and played all day.
Remember?
040119
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whitechocolatewalrus If I keep it all to myself,
No one will know.
No one, you know?
If I keep nothing
No one, has everything
Has nothing
If I keep it,
No one will know
No one will care
And that's the beauty
Of silence.
040128
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pipeee someone will notice
someone will see
commenting on it is another thing but
SOMEBODY is going to
see through you
040128
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whitechocolatewalrus i am made of clear plastic. 040128
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pd plastic eh? resilience. i am made of glass, the bevelled kind with lots of zigs and zags so you never really know where to look. transparent, but weirdly, unnecessarily complex and withstands shocks and knocks well. right now i wish i could jump out of this life and go away. 040129
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smurfus rex toasts marshmallows 040129
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smallrus hey Rextor, that's a nice fire you got going there. mind if i steal a marshmallow? 040129
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Lick moldable plastic? 040129
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pd toasted marshmallows are overrated. we tried doing it over a stove and it was just burnt marshmallows. phooey. 040129
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walrie um, yes definitely.
moldable
foldable
and
pokeable.
040129
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smurfus rex you can steal six if you want to. I have many 'mallows. 040130
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Lick Then as before,
We will toast our fortune found and lost.
We will rejoice and sing all of our favourite war chants.
We will dance as if we were slaves of our id.
We will craft our furnaces with the heat of our exchanges.
We will be sated and pleasure quenched.
As after.
040130
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walrie say_anything screams the
quiet_quiet_silence.

(do i have cold_eyes?)
040131
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whitechocolatewalrus the sky is so still
whispering.
let me be near you
encompass me in your breath
whisper me secrets
whisper me now
i need a friend.
your cool fingers
surround my small hands
drowning me completely
let me be near you
i need a friend.
040213
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pipers *leaves a hug*

me! i volunteer!
040214
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Death of a Rose kisses placed in this small poem.
wrapped and folding with care.
hands held out in support.
ghosts banished to the ether.

Shoulders braced for your impact.
040214
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walrie [so whisper
tell me where I went wrong
tell me why everything around you
has lost its shine
tell me why your waiting
or what your waiting for
lets get out of this mess
no one will even know we've left.
when this is over
it's alright
it's alright]
040214
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pd "hopes that have lived so long they have forgotten their birth, hopes that still breathe because it is their nature to exist on the slightest filament of light"

from something i wrote a long time ago.
040215
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oldephebe dingle dingle dungleberry doo!

hey ya'll
040216
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whitechocolatewalrus hi oE 040216
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smallrus hello oldephebe! 040216
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walrie hello_hello_hello! 040216
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walrus hey mister 040216
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whitechocolatewalrus eee

[blistery?]

where
oh where has the day gone?
040216
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whitechocolatewalrus [dreaming of pipey wonderfullness
sleeping before my eyes
hopes remembered,
hopes lost,
hopes unknown
pillows for which to rest
these colorful imaginings]
040216
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Death of a Rose Hello Ms. Walrus.

warm tenderness for ya lass.

.
040217
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surlawetalocohcetihw !RaoD, oot uoy ot olleH

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down


(.yadot
040217
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yepip *nirg*

ouy knaht,taerg saw meop eht
040217
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ee beep peep every time i see the nickname 'whitechocolatewalrus' i get hungry. i want some peanut butter cups, they're delicious 040218
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Whitechocolatewalrus Peanut Butter!!!
Heaven forbid!
Hahaha.
Nickname? This is definitely my real name. Yes.
First name: White
Middle name: Chocolate
Last name: Walrus

I make me hungry too.
I feel like oranges.
Oranges are orange, and sometimes yellow.
Yummy delicious:)
040218
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ee beep peep i like mangos 040219
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pipers ohhhh mangoes.....they give you pimples if you eat too much but MAN are they GOOD! mmmmmm-mmmMMMMM! 040219
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oldephebe *walks in charlie chaplains patented insouciant gait..feet akimbo..fake mustache and baggy pants, hat, cane and all* sans the flask of rye whisky

Well. Isn't this page a Delight? I must visit again soon. May I have a peanut butter and mango sandwich fine lady? Yes. Yes. My shirt is new but I'm really interested in seeing how the whole mango juice and peanut butter looks mottled upon my almost retinal scarring white bright and highly starched patrician plaster of paris shirt. Thanyou. *reaches for plate*
040219
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pipers it is a widely-held misconception that mangoes are meant for bathtub consumption. this is a fallacy. i eat manoges for months and hence can be called the blather mango expert. even the really squishy mangoes that you suck don't spray you. hence the plaster-of-parism, detergent advert white shirt will stay dat way :)
mangoes are heavenly....*reaches for plate*
040219
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ee beep peep i'm going to go out and buy mango juice today. this page is making me thirsty. mangos are delicious. y'know, i also like coconuts. 040220
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oE hmmm OK...how would you describe the flavor of a mango?

*shuffles off like a penguin*
040220
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wHItechocolATewalrUS MangO
Sweet and
Tangy,
(i miss your voice)
soft and
orange
peach
colorfully alive.
[Man Go,
go man
gO]
Eep beep
(you are in the way)
peep
(stop looking at me!)
Peep beep EEEEEeeeePPP,
(what are you doing?)
eep BEEP peep,
[I am flying through the air]
(take me with you now)
Mangos in my head,
kiwis in my mind,
Grapes for my eyes,
everything I am
everything I see,
is all so fruity.

***disclaimer***
this had nothing to do
with you Eep Beep Peep,
I just used your name
because I can,
and I like it.
The End.
040220
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oE mmmmm..that DOES sound good 040220
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pipedream waxing eloquent hahahahaha eeeep eeeep eeeeeeeeeeeeeeep


a ripe mango- of the sindhri variety, there being many kinds of mangoes each with a distinctive own-flavour- will be smooth skinned, firm to the touch. you smell mangoes to see if they're sweet, just like you smell melons. they will smell like sun-warmed ripeness and a sweet density. the skin should peel thinly- do it with a knife. you can't use a peeler for a mango. once that's done, slice off pieces of the orange flesh. juice is inevitable, you can lick it off your wrist so it won't go down your arm. pieces in bowl, use fork and there you go. it is customary to suck the seed as well, though, to get at every last bit of succulent fruit. the with-the-peel method is a little tricky to write-explain. but a mango, in all its summertime magic of flavour and ripe wonder, is truly an experience.
040221
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oldephebe mmmm...wonderfully captured...i'm going to purchase a new spitoon and sit it at the end of the dining room table and after each wondrous bite of mangoe i'm going to jettisson the seeds and see how far my tongue can propell them

*thwip* seriously though i've definately got to speak to my grocer about these mangos :)
040221
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pipedream my dear darling boy, a mango has only one, rather large seed :) 040221
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ee beep peep gasp!!! i haven't been on blather in a while and i see this poem or song with my nickname in it. and mangoes.

i'm thirsty again. i want mango juice, raspberry iced tea, or ice-cold water in two tall, frosty glasses for me.

'whitechocolatewalrus' makes me think of chocolate and other food, but i will want to drink something instead*. i'm not really sure what a white chocolate walrus is. my earliest memory of the nickname is that it's the first one on blather to ever catch my eye.

*i love drinking, but i don't drink alcohol or have diabetes
040229
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ee beep peep i can't stop thinking about that really long and weird name now. whitechocolatewalrus. whitechocolatewalrus. WHITE CHOCOLATE WALRUS: WHAT IS IT?

i'm thirsty.
040229
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whitechocolatewalrus i like to read from bottom to top.

oh and peepers (this is what i have decided to call you), i am me, not an it, and whitechocolatewalrus is my name. if you prefer, i am also a smallrus which is explained in ask_whitechocolatewalrus. but not only am i A smallrus, i am THE smallrus.

drink some water, cold from the fridge. it always seems to cool the throat. or, if you insist on something other that water, you must choose APPLE_JUICE! but only if you want.
040301
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smallrus or maybe beepers? 040301
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ee beep peep a.k.a. "peepers" ohh i love ice-cold water. apple juice is good too. every time i drink water, i feel kinda full.

'smallrus'? i read some of the posts on this page and i'm still not sure what that is. ok i'll call you the smallrus from now on. and, yeah, you can call me peepers, beepers, bo-beepers, or bip-bop-boo-bop-ba-heepers. i dun' mind, it's cute.

smallrus, is there only one of you in the world, or is there a race of white chocolate walruses somewhere? you say you're the smallrus. do you come from other smallruses?

i like this because it makes me grin. you're such an imaginative person, err, smallrus.
040302
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ee beep peep a.k.a. "peepers" i was just looking at "peepers," it's funny. marshmallow peeps and eyeballs. removing an eyelash from one of my eyeballs is kinda fun. i just press it lightly with my pointer. 040302
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bandersnatch around easter when peeps come out i used to carry a box of them around so that whenever anyone would ask for one or try to take one or soemthing i could say "yo! get off my peeps!" 040303
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ambermoon whitechocolatewalrus what a wonderful name.
i wonder some times if mines a little lame.
your are creative,wonderful, silly and funny
but im with the others, i will only eat a whitechocolatebunny
040303
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ee beep peep a.k.a. "peepers" i share chocolate rabbits at easter because they're just too big! the only chocolate i won't eat is the plain kind and the kind filled with cherries. ewww!!! 040303
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ee beep peep a.k.a. "peepers" i share chocolate rabbits at easter because they're just too big! the only chocolate i won't eat is the plain kind and the kind filled with cherries. ewww!!! 040303
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ee beep peep a.k.a. "peepers" how'd i post three times? wait, i must've clicked on 'blather' more than once, my mistake. 040303
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whitechocolatewalrus i am me, blah blah blah
you are you, blah blah blah
adopt me a tree
and build me a treehouse
i'll live on the top of a mountain
where there is a lake
and many caves
and only a select few
other humans beside
shall live anywhere near
me

everyone hello, everyone.
hi hello bye.

oh hello, you're still here?
040303
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ee beep peep a.k.a. "peepers" you have a knack for writing, smallrus, and i envy you! i envy how you can come up with something so cute and charming off the top of your head so quickly 040303
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pipers can we call her beepers, so as not to confyoos peepers with pipers? or p'raps peepers and pipers can be the new blather vaudeville team ;) 040303
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walrie nope, she is peepers and beepers.
I don't think i would mix up peepers and pipers, but you can call her whatever you would like:)
040304
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walrie monday is the final day
i feel like a balloon
red floating
waiting to be released
freedom experienced
040304
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whitechocolatewalrus i don't even like white chocolate that much.
i am more than just me.
040308
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ee beep peep a.k.a. "peepers" smallrus! pipers! i'm back 040322
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slothisily i'm not even sure what i want to feel anymore. 040328
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notme walrus = rockness 040328
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whitechocolatewalrus sometimes i_wish
i lived inside a rock
a miniature cave
one place special
to coincide with
my_future treehouse
and no one would know
but me.
040330
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pipers YAYY! heya peepers!

*waves enthusiastically*

hey, do we have more of this maple candy?
*hiccups and begins to run around in circles*
040331
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ee beep peep aka "peepers" she's so adorable!!! 040430
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ee beep peep aka "peepers" she's so adorable!!! 040430
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peepers i love you pipers! i love you smallrus! hey, there's maple candy? i don't think i've had that 040501
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Doar Hello Ms. Smallrus!

Hope you are taking care of yourself.
040711
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ee beep peep smallrus, pipers, where are you two? 040905
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ee beep peep smallrus, pipers, where are you two? 040905
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ee beep peep smallrus, pipers, where are you two? 040905
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walrie I am at college and I am at college and I am not at home and I am here now because my internet is working and my room is so so cool, my posters rock! and I am meeting so many people and everyone is so nice and I love it here and YAY! 040922
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whitechocolatewalrus walrus is among
walrus is here
walrus is most numerous
walrus is
walrus is the formation of female harems
walrus is original
walrus is truly awesome
walrus is that ruddy uncle at the family reunion
walrus is good for us
walrus is particularly enjoyed
walrus is one of the most widely recognized species on the planet
walrus is pink
walrus is fine
walrus is against the law
walrus is a massive animal
walrus is so big that his vascular system needs a little extra help with erectile function
walrus is in the water
walrus is?
walrus is measure upwelling radiance
walrus is rightfully proud
walrus is a playful animal
walrus is wounded
walrus is spends most of its life in icy seas
walrus is dead
walrus is a sign of death
walrus is connected to the following things
walrus is worlds apart from hello goodbye
walrus is sick or very young
walrus is allowed
walrus is available here
walrus is to poke the walrusóand point out what a terrible job the other fellows did
walrus is now on permanent display
050626
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doar but of course! 050627
...
Doar misses you 050725
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walrie sometimes i am happy
sometimes i am sad
sometimes i am happysad
sometimes i am sadhappy
sometimes i am sappy?

sappy!

so you are happy?

that's good, that's nice to hear.

i have five mountains of energy built up

and i don't want to do anything!
but i also want to do everything.

i keep rambling and rambling what do i have to say?

males snakes have two penises
and they can have sex with lizards
i learned that yesterday

okay.
051201
what's it to you?
who go
blather
from