big_fat_black_rat
whitechocolatewalrus Timmy the mouse went to the store to buy some cheese. But there was just one problem. The store had run out of cheese, oh no! Timmy is very sad, he’s making dinner for his girlfriend, Molly, and he doesn’t know what to make instead of cheese because cheese is Molly’s favorite food ever. Timmy doesn’t really like cheese, but he really likes Molly and he’ll do whatever it takes to please her. He would have brought Molly with him to the store except that Molly is a big, fat, black rat and they only allow mice in the store. So Timmy, being in the trap that he is, can’t decide between asparagus and chocolate. Now chocolate is Timmy’s favorite, but he doesn’t remember if Molly likes chocolate. On a whim, Timmy takes a risk and buys both asparagus and chocolate. On his way home, Timmy thinks of all the dinner possibilities he could come up with having only chocolate and asparagus. He could make chocolate covered asparagus or asparagus covered chocolate. Asparagus covered chocolate wouldn’t be too easy to make considering you can’t really melt asparagus. So there he had it, chocolate covered asparagus it would be! He hoped Molly would enjoy it. 031223
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