pobodys_nerfect minnesota_chris writes well. Female, although she rarely talks about boys, very smart, Canadian, sometimes lonely. Pleasantly geeky. Everybody go look at her stuff. And welcome! 030509 ... no reason where from in canada? 030509 ... pobodys nerfect awww Thank you! *blushes* I had a premonition earlier tonight that I'd have my own blather page. It's weird, because it's been awhile since I've had one of them. Hmm,now if only I could get the lottery numbers... ;D About your comments: I like guys, I just rarely talk about them because I don't have any to talk about. I've had as much luck with relationships as I have growing house plants(which is to say not much). Yes,I am Canadian. And "no reason", I'm from Ontario. "Pleasantly geeky",hmm? Haha! Yeah, I guess that's about right. I often break out into song for no apparent reason(tonight I was singing Frank Sinatra's "Five Minutes More"), so that's geeky.. or kooky..probably both, but it's fun, so who cares? Well, thanks again! :) 030509 ... minnesota_chris You're welcome! 030510 ... minnesota_chris You know, you can make your own blather page... not everybody knows that... you click on "blather" at the bottom, if you do that here you get the screen with windows. The top one says pobodys_nerfect, but you can change that to any word you want. If you're the first one to blathe on it, you have created it! 030510 ... eyedream My jaw has dropped. We share a province. They think I'm lesbian because I rarely drop a masculine name around the water cooler, so to speak. Sixteen years old and thinks too much. Gifted. loves you 030510 ... pobodys nerfect chris: You've just given away the blather equivalent of how they get the caramel in the caramilk bar. Shame on you. You've taken away all the mystery for me. :P *picks up eyedream's jaw and hands it back to her along with a roll of duct tape* It works wonders. ;D Sorry to hear about the lesbian accusations. I had that happen to me once when I was in high school. This guy named Jamie who lockered nearby had an interest in me, and after a bunch of suggestive flirting with no real interest on my part, he finally asked me if I even liked guys. I think he was the only one in my circle of friends that didn't know I had been not so secretly lusting for 3 years(and beginning the fourth)over his newest friend,Pete. I wanted Pete or no one at all, and Pete wasn't available(he had a very possessive girlfriend). Then there was the worry of pregnancy...maybe that was a subconscious reason why I liked an unavailable guy for so long? hmm.. Anyway, when Jamie said that,I told him he owed me an apology, and he gave me a sincere one. So there you go. Don't take crap from anybody. And don't let yourself be bothered by those kind of people. If the only way they can be happy, is by making YOU miserable, it says alot about them, doesen't it? ;) 030510 ... eyedream Actually, I didn't mind at all. If anything, I was amused by the concept. I radiate intrigue sometimes. 030510 ... girl_jane "I can't believe I'm telling you people this..." You said this somewhere. Believe it. You'll find yourself being very open at blather and saying things you typically wouldn't say. That's part of the comfort of blather. There are no restrictions and nobody knows who you are unless you want them to know. 030510 ... eyedream mydeardiary.com find author "eyedream" was here 030510 ... pobodys nerfect Thanks Jane. :) I only said it because I'm not used to being this open offline among those I don't know. I'm very much a wallflower in crowds. I do everything I can to not bring attention to myself. And when I reply to things said in this blathe with my name, even though I'm flattered for having it,I sort of cringe a little because I partly feel like it's a giant neon sign saying "LOOKY HERE!". hehe! Oh well,I'm sure I'll get used to it. 030510 ... *trying not to blush pobody* oops! I didn't see your reply, "eyedream". I'll check it out sometime. Thanks. :) 030510 ... minnesota_chris I realize I'm early, but happy birthday! I hope thirty will be good to you. 030612 ... pobodys nerfect awww! Thank you Chris! This is sweet after that whole soul selling thing. I'm sorry about that. :/ *hugs* Yeah, before I was feeling a little depressed about it, but I finally just decided to lose the cranky attitude and approach it as just another number(of course that doesen't mean I'm giving up hope that one day someone can somehow create a time machine,lol!). And this year I'm giving myself a project to distract me from the age thing--to get over my fear of being photographed. It's a big fear of mine, so getting over it will take up alot of my attention (and hopefully serve as a good distraction from the age thing). :) 030612 ... minnesota_chris happy birthday again, on the real day. I decided when I was thirty, it was just another day. A day I didn't want to waste. 030618 ... minnesota_chris After age thirty is the only time a person can truly be sexy. Before that, they're just hot. And hot girls are like cows in spandex, just tits and glitter. 030618 ... minnesota_chris And a hot boy is like a hammer or screwdriver... good for one purpose. After that you shut it up out of sight, because who wants THAT thing lying around the house? 030618 ... pobodys nerfect hahaha! I loved your description! :D Except for the mention of spandex--from now on,I propose a ban of that word in any blathes with my name. Ugh, what a horrible substance..whoever came up with the idea of using stretchy fabric to make swimsuits with should be shot! You know,they say that guys have trouble remembering dates, but you and my nephew Justin were the only two people that remembered my birthday. My sister forgot until I mentioned it to her the other night, and even my mom admitted to forgetting. Lol, now I know how Molly Ringwald's character felt in "Sixteen Candles"! My mom should really feel ashamed,too--I was born last,so in theory,I should be the easiest to remember. When her birthday rolls around in August,I think I'm gonna buy her some ginko biloba. :P 030618 ... The Spork Happy Birthday, pobody. 30's not so bad, i have 4 and a half more years, give or take a month or two, to get ready to start denying that i'm 40 is 35. 030618 ... Rowbes wishes you a Happy 30th!! 030618 ... pobodys nerfect The Spork--I got birthday wishes from a spork! Cool. Rowbes--aw,thanks so much! *hugs* :) 030618 ... User24 wishes you a late birthday of happiness 030619 ... pobodys nerfect Thank you,User 24 :) 030620 ... pipedream chris is quite the sweetie, he puts up blather pages for everyone :)) hello, pobodys, i love your name, and you 'aff the 'ow you say, geeft? le writings are bien :D and i sing frank sinatra too- we aren't geeky, we're cultured ;) 030621 ... User24 yeah, I like the name, too. 030621 ... endless desire the name is both clever and brings a smile to your face, much like the girl behind the name. yes, i would qualify myself as a pobodys_nerfect's_fan_page member, if ((when)) one ever goes up. 030621 ... User24 yeah, I'll join you there. 030622 ... whitechocolatewalrus Hi pododys_nerfect! you haven't been around much lately it seems. if i were to write you a story, um, would you want it? (whats your favorite animal?) 031227 ... notme yea, where is pobody gone? pobody pobody pobody? echo echo echo 031227 ... pobodys nerfect wow,I have freaky timing. I was just about to go to bed when I had the feeling I should stop by here,and then I see my name on the recent list. :O Creepy.. Yeah,I haven't been here lately. I sort of started getting "blather block" around september. One day in November or so I found a dear old friends' online journal,and when he told me about a bbs that he was at,I joined. I've been catching up with some of my old friends there(some of which go back 2 years). :) I still stop in from time to time and read a couple of subjects because I miss some of you,but I still haven't found my words yet,ya know? Anyway,of course I'd love to read a story from you(but I'll be honest in saying I'm dead tired so if you write it tonight,I'll be reading it tomorrow! hehe!). *hugs* I love kittens/cats,but I find most baby animals adorable. Rhinos,elephants,sea otters...I see cuteness in alot of animals. Gone? Never! I'm always sort of here. Check out the aol page. I've listed myself in case anyone wants to stay in touch. :) 031227 ... pobodys nerfect wait,on second thought maybe it's the aol_instant_messenger page. *shrugs* I can't remember. =/ 031227 ... whitechocolatewalrus okay kittens and rhinos. once upon a time, there was a land fairly close to now, called rhino land. few animals went there because rhinos had always been stereotyped as brutal and unforgiving. all those who had been to rhino land knew this was not the case. just because the rhinos had a spike on their head did not make them brutal, it was just their form of protecting themselves and their friends and family from evil, such as the larger and more fearful ; dragons... a family of kittens, a mama, papa and littlun, happened to be traveling along the coast in a quest to visit their dear cousins (who they had never met) over in possum land. [the mamas aunt had married a possum and they moved to possum land so her husband could keep his job at the peach factory] getting to possum land from kitten beach required traveling through the very heart of rhino land. little kitten (rhindy, rhymes with windy) was unaware of the fear her elders had of the one spiked animals. therefore, while mama and papa were shaking in their mini socks and pondering a trail that had the most coverage through the land, rhindy just wandered off aimlessly, fascinated by the various large trees and valleys that rhino land encompassed. mama and papa finally decided on a route and called out for rhindy to follow. but there was no rhindy. mama and papa were horrified. what happened to rhindy? would they ever see her again? they began to search all over, everywhere they could see. meanwhile, rhindy was trotting along to her hearts content and gaining on her parents at a frightening pace. but as time went on, the sky became darker and the air became cooler. it was as if a monster had eaten the sun. rhindy stopped in her tracks and looked around. what could be wrong? little did she know that overhead flew a huge dragon, searching for his lunch. dragon spotted little rhindy turning circles in the middle of an open path. his eyes grew large and his tummy exerted a deafening roar. dragon began his downward descent but just as he was about to clamp on to rhindy with his drooling teeth, pobody (the rhino) leaped from her humble abode onto the path covering up little rhindy and spiked dragon right in his soft underside. dragon quickly pulled up and flew away, tears pouring from his angry eyes. pobody picked up little rhindy and gave her a big hug. "it'll be okay littlun. your fur is so soft and fuzzy and i luuuv you. where are your parents?" rhindy gulped back her threatening sobs and squeaked "m.m.m.my parents are um back there sa.sa.sa.somewhere. we were ga.going to possum land." pobody searched and searched with her large, observant eyes until she found two kittens sitting under a tree. with her paw she scooped the up and plopped them on her back, reuniting them with their little rhindy and carried them safely all the way to possum land. these kittens were never afraid of rhinos again. 031228 ... pobodys nerfect aww,what was a sweet story. I love happy endings. Thank you,walrus! *hugs* hehe! My name is even tucked in there(3rd line from the bottom). :) 031228 ... u24 come back, I miss you. 041107 ... pobodys nerfect *hugs* awww,i miss you too dear(and endless,walrus,pipedream,doar,birdmad, nomme and probably even a few others i've forgotten to list). i only stop here by chance these days and don't often read alot of the pages, but you could easily find me here www.virtual-suicide.com Just post a thread saying something like "hey pobody, where are you?" and you'll hear from me =) (not a wise idea to mention blather though--just take my word on that one *nods*) 041107 ... somebody You are awesome and spectacular. Live with braggadocio; you deserve it, little lady. You are definitely someone special. 080106 ... pobody i was just checking back in here before i went to bed, and i saw my page up again. I don't know who you are somebody, but thank you, i'm touched. =") 080107 ... no reason "a complete turkey dinner flavoured drink" do you watch "how i met your mother?" it's my new-ish tv love. 080905 ... pobodys nerfect yes i do, since it first aired. Must've missed that episode where it was mentioned though. Have you ever watched The Big Bang Theory? I like that one too. Can't wait for the new season. =0) 080905 what's it to you? who go blather from