marriage_of_doar_and_pvc Death of a Rose so far we have RO, Lemon, karl, smurfus rex and dafremen as the best men. celestias shadow as best girl (we need more, because i don't think celestias could take all of the best men attentions...or maybe she could). MR. E. is sneaking into the bachelor party dressed in a powersuit, ready for lap dances and booze excess. Lemon is hiding behind the bar (when he isn't doing the sober driving). squirrels singing Scaramouche in unison. smurfus and i are doing some jousting (yes....i spelt it rite). still working on my vows and shining up binky for the curly haired galadriel. oh...honeymoon....hmmm... 031209 ... Bit Slow..... Are u seriously getting married DOAR or is this a joke??? 031209 ... Slower than you it's a blather wedding. (although i might have to do some research on the legalities, pvc might decide she wants a divorce....and then i'd be hooped). 031209 ... des what do i get to do? 031209 ... Doar you will have to be one of the maids of honour des, we still need some more to even out the score. 5 best men 2 maids of honour plus i'll need some ring bearers (hmmm...maybe call in some owls to do that) i'm going to ask pillow whether she wants a day or night wedding (my opinion would be the night one, lotsa candles (suitably protected from starting forest fires of course) and filmy sheets handing from tree limbs). 031209 ... . http://blather.newdream.net/t/thy_and_megan_s_blather_wedding.html 031209 ... .. thy_and_megan_s_blather_wedding 031209 ... ... thy_and_megan's_blather_wedding 031209 ... ROFL that was highly entertaining... even the honeyroom antics were hilarious.... i don't think i'll ever get over the candle stick and narcolepsy.... 031209 ... . continue reading in blather_divorce 031209 ... Doar already did. but thanx anyways 031209 ... realistic optimist oooh last time i was best man, i got to make it with a gymnast! well i stood up in the wedding, i guess. my best friend's brother was best man. but i DID get nookie. if i remember right, the gymnast was fondling me and charlie brown's packages in the back seat, at which point charlie filled his present for standing up (a beer stein) right to the brim with vomit. which left me as the only non-vomit-tasting kisser nearby. so i won by default! hooray for default! all right i suppose i had better get to writing my speech... 031209 ... pipes oh no, im so sorry endless, didn't realise you'd be willin' to be a maid of honour...i am rather pleased :D can't i have oE as a person of honour? i think i will, who says people of honour can only be girls anyway. pffft. oh oh and nomme/notme/mon/etc too! that brings my side up to four; three girls and one boy. yay! and mr. E is welcome to be another maid, once *he* is done with the lapdances;) wish blah-ze was around... how about sunset wedding? filmy sheets hanging from trees at night is just going to be spooky..sunset will be purty. and RO love, no vomit stories in the speech pliss ;) 031209 ... karl the weed oh shit i have to write a speech... 031209 ... Bespeckled I assume my invitation was lost in the mail ... ? 031210 ... death of a rose pvc, if oE wants to dress up as a maid of honour, that's his call. and nom would be a great addition. mmmmm....susnet wedding (superb)! great idea (as long as we make the minister Mr24 face the sunset as we don't want to be tripping going up the aisle). yes karl, you'll have to write a speech. and no bespeckled, we didn't forget you, would you care to to be: maid of honour? 031210 ... magicforest I never get betrothed. Nobody cares. NOBODY! 031210 ... Death of a Rose there are some good best men here that might be willing to step up to the plate magicforest. RO is a good man (i beat him to the punch with pipers, poke, poke) Lemon has stated he wants to be wanted. You could lavish some deserved attention upon that guy and it wouldn't go unoticed, I'm sure. As for dafremen (well you know the storey with him, nuff said) i thought smurfus and you were doing illicit carnalilites with linguistic words? and now for karl, hell you could try him on for size but he's a little hater at the moment. anyways, back to the jousting and vow writing...hmmm... 031210 ... Doar hey, Lemons, could you make sure no scantily clad women take advantage of moi. i've promised PVC to remain chaste during the debauchury... *smurfus.....i think 2 lap dances at once are a bit too much....and try not to start stripping yourself....don't make us tie you to the bar* hehe hey, where did RO get to. . 031210 ... Whitechocolatewalrus Can I be one of the designated watchers? Every wedding has to have viewers. I agree with the sunset idea, sunsets are excellent. 031210 ... pipedream magicforest and bespeckled added to mad of honour list...which brings the total of best men and women about even, whee! never thought there'd be so many people willin' to be me bridesmaids! *grins* skip over to pvc's_bachelerotte_party, laydees...its embarassingly empty :/ walrus becomes the first blather wedding guest! congragoolayshuns! you also get this funky crystal flagon of...um...wedding sparkles? perfume! no no, elixir of life if you're teetotal otherwise you can have vintage champagne (the idea of it is pretty, don'tcha think?) sunset wedding...*claps hands in glee* 031210 ... Doar sunset in the forest, righto. . 031211 ... karl the weed can i write a poem instead of a speech? i have one thought up in my head. 031212 ... pipedream shore thing, a poem would be luvverly :D 031213 ... pvc me blather_man is on a sabbatical. *flumps down on rock wearing fluffy dress and twiddles her thumbs* 031218 ... Death of a Rose i like the fluffy dress. looks like we need to gather our hordes and get this here weddin done up. 031219 ... pipers do you? *gets up, dusts leaves off dress and twirls around* y'huh, it does have that galadriel thing to it..purty :D who's going to do the actual ceremony part? we've got to have some kind of person-in-charge...i vote oE, or daf, being the high priests of blatherdom and whatnot. or pushpins, the priestess. mtree is too mercurial and might show up weaving and singing irish tavern songs ;) 031219 ... Doar sure pipers, if you can get them to do the honours....although u24 might be a little hurt...since i did offer him the job to begin with....but if he acceeds to step down...oE or daffy would be great. i've got my vow written and committed to memory. (by the way, you are breathtaking m'luv) and sylphide is giving me some dance lessons (in exchange for some dark chocolate covered peppermint nougat sweets...we are just in the negotiation stages. i'm going to sweep you around the dance forest floor while your choir gives us the ethereal send off. . 031220 ... pipedream oh, im sorry, didn't know abt u24, if he's it then by all means 'tis him...whoopsie *goes pink* being swept around the forest sounds fun :D 031221 ... Death of a Rose he has been notified. we will have to wait and see if he responds. hope i don't get butterflies while we are waiting. 031222 ... u24 I will most definately be attending, when's the date? I'll have to do a fair amount of research (severe blatherstalking will occur) in order to give my best as a minister - if it's too early, then I'd rather relinquish the task to one better equipped - it hangs on you two! :) 031222 ... u24 (will not be offended if you'd rather someone else did the honours - no sweat) 031222 ... werewolf i'm still open if you need a homewrecker to steal the girl during the honeymoon. 031222 ... pipers date? hmmm...two weeks from now, considering that i'm going to be out of town for the next two weeks...won a biggy wiggy story thing so i get to attend a writer's workshop being conducted by one of my fave authors, and i have cousins getting married so won't be blathering for a while, i expect. werewolf....you can come to the wedding s'long as you keep your sorcery under control ;) 031222 ... pipedream oh, and u24- 'tis you, most definitely:D 031222 ... oE i hereby second doar's nomination of u24 as blather presiding minister in the blather nuptuals of doar and pipers ... 031222 ... Doar then its set. on jan. 3, 2004 we shall have the wedding. werewolf is quite welcome to attend. his thoughts and poetry are some of the cornerstones of blatherdom. no stealing of my bride though...heh. oE, I personally hope you will attend the festivities and i know that pipers holds you in the greatest of respect, and if it makes her happy then YOU WILL ATTEND. sorry, but you have no choice in the matter. To the rest of the entourage (you know who you are), your presence in the forest at sunset would be appreciated. I'm off to make sure that the coronet and silver rings are getting the final touches done. . 031223 ... Death of a Rose oh and user24, you have been voted and seconded by us to be our presiding minister. oh and i guess you never got my e-mail requesting a blather card exchange from me. peace. 031223 ... whitechocolatewalrus so far, your wedding only has two viewers, me and werewolf. this is exciting. and the forest, yay yay yay yay! i jump up and down in excitement. would anyone mind if i wear my reindeer antlers? the single bell is so much fun. 031223 ... oldephebe i'll astrally project myself into the proceedings...*slips out door to the local 7-11 to purchase several boxes of extra-strength puffs.. by the way i hold the both of you in very high regard as well..it is my honor to be invited... 031223 ... Deaths bin drinkin antlers, of course WCW (hmm...random thought....white caucasian woman....don't ask why...because it was just my mind playing with itself), oE, as do i for you m'man and for many others here. Hippy Freakin Maxmus to everyone. . 031224 ... jane open bar at the reception? 031226 ... Death of a Rose but of course, and we are hiring samuri for bouncers (you know, the cute armored ones). anything to make the occasion memorable. ps. blue new year jane. . 031226 ... jane i actually dont know what blue new year means but it could be due to the red wine binge drinking night i had oh god i should go before this headache gets any worse 031229 ... realistic optimist ok, putting the final touches on my speech! i'll be ready by the 3rd for sure! now... we are not doing any of that practice bs, are we? and do we have any ring bearers??? *runs around frantically* 031229 ... jane you know what? i can just be the bartender. & i think minnesota_chris should be caterer. 031229 ... Death of a Rose no practising RO (slobber man...hehe, smurfus is going to check you for mistletoe..) :) sure jane, bartender spot is yours. I have heard some rave reviews of MC's culinary delights...if he should wish...i would be honoured (you both, of course, are invited to attend the wedding ceremony). I only hope my blather jousteress makes it, or one of you will have to take her place....hmmm...nah....pvcpillow for me. 031230 ... u24 ack! help! when, what, huh? what do I do? 040101 ... whitechocolatewalrus maybe you could just type: wooden doar, do you take this lovely pipe to be your blather wife? and soft fluffy pillow, do you take this dead rose to be your blather husband? oh you do?! thats so sweet. i now pronounce you married. the end. but, um, i wouldn't take my word for it. 040101 ... :-) good idea, walrus, I may just do that very thing... *fades to black with u24 nodding sagely* 040101 ... u24 Sorry, ppl, I can only be availiable as of 6pm GMT. Until then, the buffet will be open, and drinks are available from the bar. cheers, . 040103 ... u24 anyone here yet? 040103 ... whitechocolatewalrus hi! is there any apple juice? 040103 ... jane surely...theres alcoholic & non alcoholic drinks. but mostly alcoholic. this is a wedding 040103 ... Death of a Rose well, i'm here....just waiting for the guests to arrive.... is my tux on straight? oh....i'm getting jittery..... wheres the ring bearers? jane, no drinks till after the ceremony. shite, i'm forgetting something.... where's the best men? i see Our Esteemed Minister practicing up there... looks like we rented too many chairs... 040103 ... u24 acting as a guest what time's this thing due to kick off? . 040103 ... realistic optimist i'm here i accidentally used my speech as a napkin while eating sushi, but i remember most of it.. 040103 ... smurfus rex PRESENT!! oh good! I remembered my pants! :) 040103 ... Death of a Rose as soon as the lady of honour shows up. *crosses his fingers* aha, ya scurvy rascals. thank god smurfus you remembered your pants, but you don't have any socks that i can see. quick grab some of those clothe napkins, i'll see what we can fashion. . 040103 ... realistic optimist why didn't anyone invite me to the bachelor party? i had several mail order hoes all lined up, but wound up using their services myself, as i was in the dark with regards to the party... 040103 ... u24 excuse me! there's ministers of God present, y'know! 040103 ... Death of a Rose is jane with you today RO? yes, don't offend our minister (he's not cheap and it's zero hour) . 040103 ... u24 *takes DOAR to one side* pssst; you didn't want any hymns, or anything, did you? 040103 ... Death of a Rose no....oE was going to play some soft jazz but i don't see where he is. he better not be hiding behind the dictionary in the library again. i don't even want that whole 'here comes the bride' song played. . 040103 ... u24 good god no! it's my policy not to play that. didn't you read the terms and conditions? well.. anyway, it's in there - clause 18i "no tacky wedding songs". :) 040103 ... iNsEcUrE_GoTh_GiRl *looks around* wow cool another place im too late for 040103 ... Death of a Rose oh shite, you gave me the terms and conditions but my dog ate it :0 this is probably going to be a 3 or four day wedding in all likely hood (serious hood issues abound) . 040103 ... u24 (isth) hmm... you'll have to talk to the accountants about that, I'm booked to do a ceremony in Walthamstow on Tuesday, but I think I'm free before then. ;-) 040103 ... whitechocolatewalrus um, jane didn't listen to you Doar. I'm feelin a little woozy. I thought I asked for non-alcoholic. oh well. 040103 ... Doar not a problem Minister of U24 (mysterious sub-culture leader) your not too late insecuregothgirl and WCW....glad to see you make it lass. RO...you did show up for the bachleor party...don't you remember? wow, those boilermakers really cause memory failure...hehehe...wheres the schnapps.... . 040103 ... smurfus rex i think these napkin sock thingies are making me blister... 040103 ... whitechocolatewalrus thats because doar forgot to remove the lobsters from the napkins before fashioning them into socks. 040103 ... walrus you can wear my socks. they have those frilly things on the edges, but are lobster free. 040103 ... Death of a Rose smurfus is wearing frilly girly socks...omg....i've got the mental picture in my head now...heheh :-) . 040103 ... Jane Doe sorry, I know I'm crashing it, but I hope everything goes to plan! Jane, can ya hit me up with something? 040103 ... um.... where's pipedream? 040103 ... Death of a Rose she might not have made it back from her writing seminar. and i jumped the gun when i set the date. i do say i'm soory to everyone. keep dropping in as i know she will be back soon. .anyways, enjoy the bar in the meantime. maybe jane can tell us some stories while we wait. . 040103 ... u24 I'm going to have to be off to bed shortly, tis half 3 AM.. but I will be around tomorrow, and then.. well.. back at work, but as you guys don't seem to generally wake up till around 7 or 8ish my time, I should be OK to preside for the foreseeable futurama. 040103 ... u24 k, I'm off.. I'll be back tomorrow enjoy the pre-wedding party ;-) 040103 ... Death of a Rose my thanks user24. hope your holy ears were not offended at m'man RO's jezebels. . 040103 ... realistic optimist gettin liquored up with you guys has been fun all day! i hope i don't slur my words too much... man doar, the last thing i remember was stop 6 on teh hoe train, the rest of the night is a blur! i hope i didn't embarrass myself too badly. *heads back to the bar* 040103 ... realistic optimist *checks his drink* ya know, i think that jane has been giving me placebo (virgin) martinis all day. oh well i have no problem with that, they are still the best martinis this side of the sparklearium! 040103 ... pipedream here i am! *fluffs up dress, pats hair and catches breath* where're me bridesmaids? 040105 ... Death of a Rose i'm not too sure my pillow. jane is bartending at the reception, RO is seriously drooling while looking at her (the slobber man can), U24 said he'll be here to get us hitched. ED hasn't shown up in quite awhile. MagicForest....well, you know better than I. Celestias Shadow...again. Anyone else I've forgotten to mention.. oE....karl....smurfus....Lemon Soda...Mr. E.....hmmm.. 040105 ... smurfus rex Reporting in! Picked up some different socks tho...I couldn't handle the little frilly thingies. Did I forget anything? 040105 ... Whitechocolatewalrus Hullo! yay for marriage, i so excited for you, yay times two! 040105 ... u24 testing...testing...1..2..3 (yep, blather_church_pa system seems fine.) 040105 ... smurfus rex was I supposed to bring the karaoke machine? 040105 ... u24 oh no! you forgot -again- ?? 040106 ... Doar geez smurfus, the squirrel_nut_zipper choir needs to practice. :-) okay, where did the future wifey get to. 040106 ... whitechocolatewalrus *drops off matching towels. one for a him, and one for a her.* because well, everyone likes new towels, they're all soft and fuzzy and new. 040106 ... pipers *wakes up* oh, sorry...kind of dozed off there, that particular patch of grass was massive comfy. my ladies of honour still aren't here...*sniff* 040106 ... pipedream oooh towels, how purty! first of the weeding presents! *gives smallrus a hug and puts towels in present-of-honour place* 040106 ... Doar *scoops pipers up in his arms and runs off to the church* . 040107 ... realistic optimist /me runs after the cute couple, stumbling once on pipedream's long train. 040107 ... Death of a Rose Pipers, you shouldn't have....I mean...a locamotive....how sweet...how did you know I've always wanted one. Oops, I think you've caused RO to stumble. okay our most revered minister of the moment Mr. U24. start your speel. we'll supply the rest. 040107 ... User24 ahem. ladies and gentlemens, blatherskites and friends, We are gathered here today to witness the long awaited marriage_of_doar_and_pvc. A love that sprang from the depths of the blue has grown and now the time has come to make firm the bond between these two skites, before the blather_gods. Before the ceremony begins, I am obliged to ask if any of the gathered brethren have any reason that the aforementioned should not be wed? 040107 ... User24 No? good. :) Please rise. death_of_a_rose, do you take pvcpillow aka pipedream to be your blather_wife, to have and to hold, in sickness or in health, for richer or for poorer, till death do you part? 040107 ... Death of a Rose I most whole heartedly, in every way possible, positively, absolutely, all the way..... DO! 040107 ... User24 Really? Cool! ;) and do you, pvcpillow, take death_of_a_rose to be your blather_husband, to have and to hold, in sickness or in health, for richer or for poorer, till death do you part? 040107 ... pipedream oui, m'seiuer preest, i do :) *tries to give the blushing thing a whirl, doesn't work, so smiles sunnily instead* 040107 ... pipers taking a peek at RO eyeing the choo-choo (RO! hide the damn train!) 040107 ... smurfus rex (hopes he wasn't supposed to have the rings...) 040107 ... whitechocolatewalrus (and i cheer from my spot under the shady sicamore) 040107 ... User24 excellement! donc, nous aves un nouveau marié paire! (ma francais n'est pas bon, mais ce n'est terrible pas) -Or in english:- excellent! so, we have a new married couple! Do we have a ring? 040108 ... Death of a Rose whoa, hold the phone....(no really, here, its ringing)....I have to say my wedding vow to pipers. I shall treat you as the air I breathe, sweet with every inhalation, deeply in my chest you shall keep me alive, coursing throughout my blood, infusing my head with thoughts of you, partaking of your goodness, exhaling the unneeded. I shall treat you as the sky above, gazing at you in silent adoration, amazed at the blue inside you, wondering how vast is your floating, content to be under your touch. I shall treat you as the waters deep, surrounding me with warm embraces, flowing serenely over me, rushing in mad eyed adventure, rich river laughter in my ears. I shall treat you as my night, luminous shining in the dark, beacon to guide me home, sultry in fevered glances, swaying as the night grows older. I shall treat you as our time, each second spent with the other, treasured beyond disbelief, freely given when the need arises, till even time becomes old, this is my vow to my pillowlady. (by the way love, you are stunning) 040108 ... Doar *waves hi to ms. walrus* *Big wide grin at RO* 040108 ... Death of a Rose (don't worry bout the rings smurfus, i've hired some trained owls to fly in unison grasping two rings in their talons to drop them on this here ring pillow, i just hope they have better aim and don't take out one of most revered Ministers eyes or something) . 040108 ... User24 wow, what do you say to a dedication like that? well done, death_of_a_rose! do you have anything to add, pvc? 040108 ... Doar (the following message is done in such a small and hushed voice that you would have to be living in u24's left ear in order to hear it) "yeah...i could've kept going but if it was to have meaning, i thought brevity would make it stand out more.... thanks." 040108 ... oE hey..guys..i'm back from perfecting my poses of being all dark and enigmatically disconcerted..a romp in the rhineland of my soul..fatherhood of all my unabated melancholy and all that..good to see you kids getting on with it..getting things done..U-24 presiding over the nuptials..good choice..i think jane tried to spike my sprite and apple joice with a little scotch..feeling alittle light headed.. later..going to go tune my horn and play the next set with the band 040108 ... pipedream i carry your heart with me(i carry it in my heart)i am never without it(anywhere i go you go,my dear; and whatever is done by only me is your doing,my darling) i fear no fate(for you are my fate,my sweet)i want no world(for beautiful you are my world,my true) and it's you are whatever a moon has always meant and whatever a sun will always sing is you here is the deepest secret nobody knows (here is the root of the root and the bud of the bud and the sky of the sky of a tree called life;which grows higher than the soul can hope or mind can hide) and this is the wonder that's keeping the stars apart i carry your heart(i carry it in my heart) *holds DOAR's hand and smiles in a quietly radiant kind of way* 040108 ... oE joins RO in the slowly building clapping crescendo 040109 ... pipedream in another life, i will marry you too R.O :)) *turns a little pink at the rolling clappin' thing* 040109 ... Death of a Rose (and the two snow white owls descend carrying in their talons two purest white gold wedding rings, dropping them precisely on the soft and plush wedding band pillow (not the pvcpillow, but a real pillow...hmmm...), doar takes one and holds pvcpillow (aka pipers/pipedream) hand, places the ring ever so gently onto her finger) . 040109 ... smurfus rex [thumbs up for the e.e.cummings selection] 040109 ... oE really? good catch smurfus r 040109 ... smurfus rex an artist named Michael Hedges wrote a guitar solo for it and used the poem as lyrics. great song. 040109 ... pipedream really? wow...good job, smurfus, i was about to add "that isn't mine, its the genuis cummings'" :) *picks up the other ring, peeks at the inscription inside, smiles, and puts the ring on DOAR's hand, wiggling it over the finger joint and straight on til' morning* 040109 ... u24 Sorry, I just popped out to go to the loo, did I miss anything? :) 040110 ... u24 oh and good choice re: white gold. 040110 ... Death of a Rose *pssst u24....get to the part about the kiss...i've been dying to get one from the lill lady here...thanks* . 040110 ... smurfus rex [is suddenly reminded of the wedding scene in Princess Bride] 040110 ... pipedream *hums a tune and winks at smallrus, who is sitting under the sycamore sipping champagne* 040111 ... whitechocolatewalrus smiles back. "lovely evening. the stars shining so bright. don't you think?" 040111 ... smurfus rex dramatic climaxes are killer...:) 040112 ... u24 ah! yes indeed, knew I'd forgotten something. You may now do whatever you wish with the bride, while everyone else may drink whatever they wish, at the bar. Come one, come all, Celebrate and enjoy! And may the happiness you have now last forever. :) 040112 ... pipedream *lobs her bouquet into the crowd, whoops and heads for the buffet* im starving! hahahaha 040112 ... karl the weed oh fuck i missed this didnt i? god dammit.... 040207 ... smurfus rex Round of Bullmeisters on me! Table 12! 040208 ... pipey in purty dress what's a bullmeister? *wanders over to investigate table 12 festivities* 040208 ... pipers *waves at karl* he-llooo 040208 ... smurfus rex Bullmeisters are mixed drinks in which Red Bull and Jaegermeister are combined to create a most wonderful drink. Little bit of buzz, little bit of extra energy...perfect for parties and clubbin' :) so, one for you, then, pipes? 040208 ... pipers most interested if its alcoholic then i'll have to say no, i know red bull is fine :) what colour is it? 040208 ... u24 ick. red bull is nasty stuff. 'v', on the other hand... 040209 ... pipers red bull is yellowish, if i remember correctly, and tastes kind of fruity. vimto is truly icky though. i think i'll settle for apple cider in a martini glass ;) 040209 ... karl the weed red bull-"i cant believe its not bull piss!" *waves at pipdream* *parties halfheartedly and then falls asleep on the floor* 040209 ... karl (im tired 040209 ... karl (im tired) 040209 ... pipers oh dear! *pokes funnel into karl's mouth and pours gatorade down it* wake up dood, the band is playing a groovy song! *pulls karl's limp arm* 040212 ... Doar this is one hell of a long reception. wow. *dances like a white man* 040226 ... pipers goin biker i agree, lets bust this joint! *pulls out fat boy (or whatevre those massive harleys are called) keys from pockey in pretty gown and grabs DOAR* les' go! 040227 ... u24 who's motorcycle is this? 040227 ... Death of a Rose yoink! "I think it might be smurfus rex's!" That'll teach for forgetting the karaoke machine! *is hauled behind my big bad biker babe* 040227 ... pipers hmm...just a sec, blather babe of mine *gives u24 a quick spin around the block* okay, NOW lets go *grins* *vroom vroom* 040227 ... Death of a Rose *wraps his hands around me wifey's waist* Barooooom! Baroooom! Off we go! 040227 ... karl the weed *wakes up in a haze of motorcycle fumes* where'd everyone go? im gonna get me my own motorcycle and find you. (and thats scary, because i cant drive) 040228 ... white_wave wish they had stuck around for me to throw rice_rice_baby at the happy couple... 040228 ... pipers thats scary because you sound like a scary stalker..."i will get you for giving my present to someone else! rrarr! *buzz of chainsaw*" lolll 040228 ... smurfus rex those guys at the harley shop are gonna eat me alive for this... ah well, life is short...WHERE'S THE CHAMPAGNE?? (and girl scout cookies...) 040229 what's it to you? who go blather from