honeyroom Thyartshallshant Here it is babe, come on in! 010121 ... Megan With pleasurrre, my husband. I just can't figure out... what's my last name now? 010121 ... twiggie you are mrs. thy. *leaves quickly* 010121 ... Thyartshallshant Megan Artshallshant... Mmmmm, are ya ready sexy? 010121 ... Megan Ready and waiting... 010121 ... moonshine yet another childish pointless blather 010121 ... Thyartshallshant *gets out the whipped cream, cherries, vibrators, dildos, whips, chains, anal beads, anal eggs, gags, strap on's, and bondage suit* Fun Fun! 010121 ... Mrs. Thyartshallshant Hey! do you mind? 010121 ... Mrs. Thy where are the strawberries? 010121 ... Thyartshallshant Moonshine, can we have a little privacy, besides, we don't CARE what you think, because we have a little thing called L O V E!! 010121 ... Thyartshallshant *gets strawberries* Ok, NOW were ready! YUM! 010121 ... married to the sexiest man alive! you tell em baby.... now, what are you gonna do with those strawberries? 010121 ... Thyartshallshant You tell me! *kisses and licks all over your body* *picks you up and carries you to vagina shaped bed* 010121 ... Megan I want you to feed them to me, of course... but you know, in the catholic faith, the woman always listens to her husband... 010121 ... Thyartshallshant Oh no! That sounds perfect! *feeds my baby some strawberries*. Yummy huh? 010121 ... Megan mmmmmmmmm....... strawberries are orgasmic... 010121 ... Thyartshallshant *taking off your dress* No, your orgasmic! 010121 ... expert tongue masseuse Say, have you ever had a tongue massage? 010121 ... Thyartshallshant Yes! 010121 ... Megan honey? *sees that thy has passed out* alright, screw this. *roles on top of him, proceeds to strip and tie down her new husband* 010121 ... Thyartshallshant *in passed out slumber* Hunney?? Whats goin on? Why is there a candle stick up my ass? 010121 ... Megan no dear, that's your thumb. It must be some sort of nervous gesture. Would you like a candlestick up your ass, or would you like me to show you something a little more... enticing? 010121 ... Thyartshallshant Enticing please! 010121 ... Mrs. Thy takes you a while to decide, hmm? *begins to undo bondage teddy, and stops* uhm, thy? sweetie? where's my end of this bargain? I mean, I don't see it, ANYWHERE... 010121 ... Mrs. Shallshant were you castrated and you didn't tell me??? 010121 ... Megan ok, so let me get this straight. not only were you castrated, you're a narcoleptic too? I don't think the sex end of this marriage is working out very well for me. 010121 ... Thyartshallshant Ok, i was gonna keep this up a joke, but im not castrated! How could I be the Head Of Masturbation if i were? 010121 ... Thyartshallshant And to answer your question, its tucked between my legs silly! 010121 ... Megan I don't know. I'm just too upset right now..... I need to think. I'm going to bed. *runs off sobbing, still delectably in the nude* 010121 ... Thyartshallshant *thinking to self how good that looks* But baaayby! I've still got it! Look! *dangles manhood from between legs* See! Come on! Ok, you don't havta give it up tonite, but can i just sleep with you, with your beautiful body next to mine, with my arms wrapped around you? 010121 ... Thyartshallshant I'll take your long stoney silence as a "no"... *sad*. 010121 ... **** this is weird. what the heck? 011117 ... 3 guesses I'd like to officially apologize for this blathe... reno and drunkenness was involved... 020515 what's it to you? who go blather from