pvc's_bachelerotte_party pvc getting the special town-blend red paint out *shines up the dance floor and hauls out the disco lights* where should i plug in the sub-woofer? 031209 ... Death of a Rose you have my permission to have one wild last fling (if you desire) before the nuptials my dear. as for myself, i probably won't remember the night before, but i've asked lemon to make sure that no scantily clad women take advantage of me. anyways, have a great party. 031210 ... pipedream me wild fling is so far pretty tame...*grumble* even when i wants to be bad it don't work. ah well, i guess its just you and me and this old dance floor for the time being, until someone else arrives. *pops some buddha bar into the stereo, grabs blather fiance and dances around* 031210 ... Bespeckled I've already taken the liberty of booking a handsome mail carrier who just happens to have a sizable package to deliver. He should be ringing the door bell any minute ... 031210 ... male stripper Hi! Where's the beaming bride? I can make things ride up she never thought could! 031211 ... pipedream umm..hello, mister stripper...would you like something to drink while we all wait for this evil party to turn fun? 031211 ... celestias shadow *dances in with a horde of gnomes in santa hats* hey! I heard there was a party going on! 031213 ... pipedream 's about time, miss maid of honour! *slaps a party hat on celestias' head and blows a paper kazoo thing* whee! hello, gnomes, the gnomettes are over there by the hummus 031213 what's it to you? who go blather from