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++honest and caring, sweet and petite 19 1/2 year old female in the market for a blather_husband. blather_husband must be at least 5 ft. 9 in. tall, should be able to make omelets, and should be a fan of anal sex. (ummm...giving, not receiving.) applicants must submit a brief resumè and blather_marriage history. i'll be waiting!!
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is itchin' for a hitchin'!
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god
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hey- i can make scrambled eggs-omelettes couldn't be that hard. i would love to go up your butt, and i like to dance without no pants.
i could be very committed, long as you don't mind a little flirting and a little schizophrenia.
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god
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i'm 5'11", btw
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Teenage Jesus
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Dad!
But I want her!
Looks like we have the make-ins of a good opera here...
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Teenage Jesus
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...and I'M 6'2"
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Toxic_Kisses
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I'll be a brides maid for any one who needs one but I refuse to be any sort of wife ^.^
Oh and hey I have a_quick_question who’s going to be the Blather Priest?
You know this sounds more like Blather personal Want Adds, after all shouldn’t their be a guy purposing to the girl? After all how many girls get to ChoosE their Husband, let alone pick out the qualitys and traits they want in him, eh *Shrugz* but what everz
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ok, god.....i *love* omelettes!! but they have to have little bacon pieces in them, or else they' re no good. and the anal will be great, i swear!! flirting is a must!! it wouldn't be fun to go without some hot threesomes. what a boring blather_marriage that would be. and schizophrenia is fine with us.......i mean, me.
and tj...you can come along for the ride!! *wink, wink*
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god
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hey, what's mine is my son's. if it works out we'll have the makings of a real appalachian-type family unit.
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Teenage Jesus
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Whoa Nellie!
Dad; Step-Mama; ya'll have made me the happiest boy in the holler.
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lady lunchbox
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well, boys, your momma/wifey loves you both. now, we'll need to pick a time and a place to get hitched. what do you think about the american legion?? or maybe we can rent out the bowling alley. let me know.
i'm itchin' for a hitchin'. and i need to get me a dress.
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pipedream
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hahahahahahahaha
small fuschia alien with four eyes and curly brown hair seeks soulmate who must know math since alien doesn't know jack, like poetry and appreciate spaceship cusine. humans need not apply.
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lady lunchbox
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methinks i've been left at the altar. :-(
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Chuckles
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way too funny
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Death in Disguise
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i don't think pipers would like it if i got another blather wife.
Just say no.
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god
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i'm still here, but so much has happened. i don't know if i'd be very good for you.
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There is nothing worse than being left in the lurch with a prolapsed anal sphincter
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jane
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i'm not sure how i feel about being a blather wife, but i would like to check out the prospects. the resume seems like a good idea. i grew up in a small town, now i live in new_york_city; all i'm asking is you like art & poetry & we can have an open blather_marriage
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what's it to you?
who
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