ask_kookaburra Strideo muahahaha! what would be the best way to get rid of a hampster with super powers? I've heard you can get a monkey with super powers to do it for you, but then you can't get rid of the monkey. ... 040505 ... kookaburra yayyyyy!!! well, the best way to get rid of a hamster with superpowers is to get a superpowered monkey DOLL. If that doll gets too uppity, you can always pull out a teensy bit of stuffing...heh heh heh... however, if you cant find a superpowered monkey doll, (these are rough times for finding highly unusual playthings) it would be a good substitute to get the hamster on a tv show...by the time theyre big stars they wont bother you anymore...this may make you lonely though, so you should buy a superpowered monkey doll to keep you company... ok, i'll be quiet now... 040505 ... thieums What is your name ? What is your quest ? What is your favorite colour ? (or the capital of Assyria, if you don't know what your favorite colour is) 040505 ... kookaburra my name is kookaburra (or taylor, whichever you prefer) my quest is currently to avoid doing homework for as long as i can, but my life quest is to be so interesting/cool/different/crazy/talented to remembered forever (or at least for a while) my favorite color is usually cerulean, but let me check in my box of 50!!! colored pencils...wait, no today its orchid... *^~Bonus~^* The capital of Assiria is: hey-i-dont-know-so-hello-goodbye (a new farmfish game) 040505 ... oldephebe why does the word nifty fit so uncomfortably in your mouth? 040505 ... pipedream cerulean is yummy. so is wild strawberry. but why don't they have lots of shades of RED? they've just got maroon, brick, and red. pah! 040505 ... freaktard are you a girl or a boy? or a hamster? if you're a typing hamster i will be very afraid. and if you are a hamster, are you male or female? 040506 ... Zintac Are you endangered? Is this question game doing something for you? Is this a really cheesy question? 040506 ... kookaburra i dunno about nifty. i think that subconsciously i really do like this word, but it sounds old, and i dont want to sound old. maybe a little older, but not old... hmm, lets check the good old crayon box for this question...do u include the pinky purply reds? if so then: mulberry, fuchisia, razzmatazz, magenta, brick red, wild strawberry, cerise, violet red, scarlet, red, maroon, red violet, and hot magenta. the reason why there arent many shades of red is because if it gets lighter it becomes know as pink...blue doesnt have this prob...hmmmi just counted crayons. so, now that we have established the fact that i have no life... i am a girl hamster who is so important that she has other people type for her. i am actually endangered, im the only one left. however, many think that a crossbreeding may save my breed... yep yep yep! i shall be doing my hw now 040506 ... silentbob whats it like being pretty? 040507 ... kookaburra ha ha ha are you kidding? oh wait, youve never seen me... 040507 ... sixstop rectify! 040507 ... kookaburra Yes!!! I Mean, No!!! I mean, I just ate half a pizza!!! hmmmm, i dont even know what this word means, maybe we need to get vituperus 040507 ... Dosquatch What are you good at? What are you not so good at? What do you love to do, whether you're good at it or not? What do you want to do with your life after you escape the confines of the classroom? If I said the end of "Friends" would have been more poetic if the camera had zoomed in on the keys on the counter and then faded to black, would you agree or disagree? 040507 ... kookaburra hmm..im good at running, and ballet when i work at it... im also a pretty good fiction writer (or is it nonfiction? i mean the not true kind) im bad at staying focused. i have some serious concentration issues. but look at this! i didnt make the stupid joke about add kids where they--- i cant sing. at all. i love to sing though, i sing everywhere. except in chorus class, where everyone can hear me...i also love to draw, even though i have no artistic skills ahhhh..after school? let me revel in that thought for a little while...(sigh..) ok im ready. after school, sometimes i'd really like to be a dancer. these times are usually after i've just been reading Pointe magazine (a ballet mag) or just heard about puanani (the junior ballet goddess at our school) winning something else. since im WILDLY competetive, when i hear about her im "aww, she aint so great, if i worked at it, i could beat her" and then i'll vow to stretch more at home, then go home and go to sleep... of yea, anyways, id like to be a writer. id really really like to be a writer. i didnt really watch friends that much (yea, i know im pretty much the only one) however, what you said does sound very poetic... 040508 ... oldephebe okay so the whole raison d'etre (sp)for NOT watching friends..this intrigues me because I pointedly avoided it, and communicated my desire to several aquiantances, so was it a cultrual estrangedment..or simply refusing to be manipulated by a season long marketing campaign that wanted us to mourn the demise, the culmination, the crowning culmination of this latest ersatz tether to projected and simulated reality ergo sentimental attachment. The show has sucked for the last three years, even with the re-emergance of Mathew Perry's stellar adlibs and over all ebullience. and his penchant, his adroitness at occupying a palpable pathos ridden state...not the overtly teary jennifer aniston kind that has me begging please, god please just shut the **** up! Turn off the water works for a while and act, I mean really ACT and exude something beyond the bleary eyed whiney hormonal on and off switch OKAY? I want to see despair, desolation..Mathew Perry can occupy that space, as equally as well as being zany and insouciant and a little neurotic without weeming like he's trying to manipulate the audiences sympathy...to ah buy his act... so i guess that was a question... 040508 ... kookaburra i know there was a question in there somewhere... and i read valiantly, but i was unable to find a question. was the question why are my reasos for not watching friends? well, at first, i didn't watch because it had "mature themes" and i was too little. although i had the oppurtunity to watch it at a friends house, i didnt, because i was a little goody two shoes. but now, i dont get to watch much of anything, and friends isnt even something that i would like to watch. it seems contrived and boring. i mean, these friends has all been lovers at one point or another. the writers arent saying "hmmm who would this certain character get involved with?" they are saying "hmmm, who can we get this character involved with so that our ratings keep going up?" well thats my two cents (probably an unwanted two cents, but) another day, another couple pennies 040508 ... oE good answer *applauds* 040508 ... kookaburra *curtseys happily* thank yay 040508 ... kookaburra thank ya, is what i meant... when shall i learn how to type??? oops, this is ask_me...feel free to disregard that question... 040508 ... iNsEcUrE_GoTh_GiRl do you think i'm crazy? 040508 ... kookaburra no friggin way! your just different...youve got a lot of mixed up stuff inside of you...and the boring people of the world are afraid of unpredictablity, and they label you... but youre not crazy, excep that your a crazy good writer who writes insane good stuff... i mean really, im in awe... 040508 ... iNsEcUrE_GoTh_GiRl *hugs* you just brightened up my day ^_^ thankyou. *screams out of the window* SEE! IM NOT CRAZY!!! 040508 ... Deomis If you are going downstream in a cement canoe, and a zebra comes along and bites your leg while you are climbing the tree, how many pizzas does it take to shingle the doghouse? 040508 ... kookaburra hey now! thats a very interesting question...lets take it in steps first on the agenda: the cement canoe: i would frst have to diet. i whole lot. because, even though i am pretty skinny, i would have to diet a whole lot to keep that canoe floating second on the agenda: the starving, underpaid zebra: at least i assume he is starving and underpaid, because why else would he go after the little stick of a thing that i'd be after that crash diet? or maybe this would be after i gained it all back... who's on third?: climbing a tree: i absolutely loooovvvee climbing trees! one time i was on this camp trip to the mall, and while the rest of the camp was eating lunch i was climbing a tree with perfect, nearly horizontal branches...yep, that was the life fourth on the barby: it takes a whoooollle lot of pizzas to shingle the doghouse. snoopy kept eating them all. its not his fault though, charlie has been forgetting his feedings because of his persistant depression over getting rocks for halloween welly-welly-well im off to see the wizard: of homework and other junk 040508 ... kookaburra oooooohhh rectify means correct! (i guess everybody knows somebody just logged onto dictionary.com) but my original statement is correct... i'll post some pictures one day, just to show you... 040509 ... minnesota_chris what color are you? Caramel, or mocha, or jet black? And do people ever give you crap about it? 040519 ... somebody why is there a page like this? 040519 ... somebody why is there a page like this? 040519 ... kookaburra im kinda a mocha/chocolatey kinda color. and yea, people do give me crap, but its really mostly black people. i guess i act too "white" for them. somehow, in their minds, they think that intelligience is a marker for a certain race. eg. whites are smart and get good grades and are good blacks dont try and get crappy grades (and brag about them constantly) and arent little goody two shoes. and they arent shy. so, basically, i am acting white, at least in their eyes... anyways, i really want to post a picture. should i? 040519 ... kookaburra oh, another question... in case you havent noticed, there are lots of ask_(insert name here) pages. why? i dont know. but im assuming that you were talking about this page in particular. why was this page made? i dunno. why are all of the other ask pages made? i dunno. i think i'll go have some vodka and some orange juice, cuz its never too early to be an alcoholic... 040519 ... minnesota_chris it's good to see you're looking out for your future. Smart blacks are awesome. You know, the gangsta thing happened in the nineties. When so many popular blacks became hoods. A lot of the early rappers were really smart guys who did college. (Will Smith is in that smart guy tradition, and turned down a scholarship to MIT, but I think he's an exception) Um, so what I'm trying to say is, YOU GO GIRL! (does the head bobbing thing) 040520 ... sixstop i'm with George Carlin... "I don't care what color you are, but You Go Girl has gotta go." 040520 ... sixstop do you hate the phrase "reverse racism" as much as I do? 040520 ... kookaburra hey! i like you go girl... *cheesy grin* anyways, reverse racism does really annoy me. rich little white boys crying because they didn't get a couple extra bonus points for being black. oops, sorry, they aren't always rich. but still, saying that suddenly blacks are taking over the country and excluding whites? are they fuckin insane? i dunno, i need to stop getting so stressed out, i have a history and latin final today. 040521 ... minnesota_chris you go, g--- umm, good luck! 040521 ... kookaburra well, im back. it was fun right after the history exam, because we were playing keepaway-boys against girls, with a tennis ball that oliver drew a face on. that was some fun shit. what wasnt fun shit was before that when the boys were talking about the 3 sets of twins that are coming to ninth grade next year. matt was all "omiigod! i am so gonna bang them!" and i was all "ew thats so disgusting! shut up!" but nobody heard me cuz they were talking about the bangables. boys are gross and yucky. but not really, cuz i love them all. too bad im leaving school this year, it was just starting to get interesting. yea so anyways, i should be going downstairs and putting on my ballet clothes, but im kinda lazy. *must get up* eh i'll do it later. *reads over her blathe* hmmmm, that was long and rambling. 040521 ... sixstop actually, I meant people who talk about black people that descriminate, and then call that reverse racism. There's no such thing; its all racism. 040521 ... kookaburra oops sorry im not as smart as i look, and i look like im six years old. 040521 ... sixstop heh. Also if you are young, you might wanna rethink putting your picture up until you're a little older. Scary people, and all... 040522 ... pete Yes? 040522 ... kookaburra sorry, the answer is maybe. 040522 ... iNsEcUrE_GoTh_GiRl hey kookaburra, not a question sorry, but just to say bye, i really like you and i wish you luck. *smiles and waves* 040523 ... kookaburra awww thanks! (sniffles) (cries) you betta come, hear?? 040523 ... kookaburra come back is what i meant... dam keyboard, it doesnt keep up with the force of my mind 040523 ... kookaburra AAHHHHHH!!! i meant damn... though I'd like a dam to break over this stupid keyboard right about now... heh heh heh-make them keys sizzle 040523 ... dosquatch What's the going bribe to find out all of your identities? 040530 ... kookaburra hmmmm, that would have to be an army of shadow monkeys... well? where are they? *pause* what do you mean theyre out of season?? fine *sighs*, i'll give it to you for free: kookaburra neutral (on one page) mood ring kermits_perfect_rainbow_/^\ nobody special (from my 13th b-day) those are probably the only ones that matter... 040530 ... minnesota_chris you so crazy. Oh, I guess that wasn't a question. Um, what will you be doing in 10 years? 040531 ... falling_alone everytime i see your name, kookaburra, i think of that song... hmm that wasnt a question... ok ok *sqiurms* must ask it... cannot deny the inevitable question... do you like harry potter? *looks embarrassed and hides under her invisibility cloak* 040531 ... Mandijabster kookaburra, i have a question. can falling_alone go one day, wihtout meeting someone and asking them that F***ING question? Please...do tell. It is very important. 040531 ... pete is it time yet? 040531 ... kookaburra hmmm, in 10 years? i have no idea. whatsoever. now, id like to be rich!! that would be fun. but nothing else... yes i do like harry potter, and im actually excited bout the next movie, cuz its the best book. i dunno. does she ask that alot? no pete it isnt time, go finish your porridge. 040601 ... oldephebe! i've never understood the whole "acting too white" thing i mean if you grow up in a certain environment black brown red yellow or white, you'll pretty much reflect that- i've been accused of being an uppity "n word", holding my head too high and meeting the cold malice ridden gaze of the ..oh what does it matter anyway!!! i and my siblings speak in standard english, our pronunciation is bereft of any accent and or concommittant colloquial shading because our parents were stringest elocutionists and grammarians i mean i dated white girls in highschool and college because there were nothing but white girls in my highschool and college's....i married a black woman and have had serious post-marraige adult relationships with black women.. i live in a middle class mostly black area that abuts a wealthy white suburb what is the whole acting black or white thing? i've heard it all my life...it's crap...it's part of a slave mentality that still persists today some blacks are still in bondage to stereotypes the great migration to the North happened in the 1920's and yet some still hold on to what was an economically ravaged and culturally impoverished approximation of American common culture....the broken english, the whole "attitude" thing whatever! if you grow up in the inner city fine, if your parents are educated fine..if you grow up in suburbia fine! do white folk "expect" blacks or asains or indians, or the "french" or phillipino or whatever ethnic poupouri you've been sire from..to ACT a certain way? i dunno.. but i figure it's THIER problem, do LATINO'S act a certain way? I guess I just expect people to be decent to one another that's about it..all the other stuff, to ME anyway, is secondary, or tertiary or you know, just not as important... ... 040604 ... kookaburra thank you 'phebes. i luv you so much... 040605 ... /Y\!N|)L3SS how much do you care about what other's think? 040705 ... kookaburra um way too much. sometimes, when i have the notion of looking at myself objectively, i wonder why i am so incredibly afraid of being laughed at. but then, maybe an hour later, im sitting somewhere, frantically trying to figure out if that giggle i just heard was about me. its neurotic. and psychotic. and erotic. and whatever else rhymes... but sometimes i make believe that i dont care what people think. ... ... ... and it doesnt work. i have no willpower whatsoever. however, sometimes i forget to care what other people think, and lifes great until i remember that there probably is somebody, somewhere laughing at me. and then ive got to go through a mental checklist of all of the things that could be making this invisible person laugh. like maybe my fly is unzipped, or im bleeding through my pants, or ive got a sign on my back or my hair is sticking up or my underwear is showing or my socks are showing or i smell bad or im sweaty... its a nice checklist, eh? so, now that youve gotten to the end of this randomness, the answer to your question is: yes. (PS: be glad i didnt see fit to tell you all of my other mental checklists-about my parents laughing at me, friends laughing at me, the school laughing at me, the whole world laughing at me, aliens laughing at me... ...i bet you didn't believe me when i said i was neurotic, didja?) 040705 ... pete 5 page research paper or 5 page book report? 040705 ... . and why do you pick the one you do. 040705 ... oldephebe hey "Special K", yoou will develope that second skin w/o your heart shrinking and hardening into an unyielding anthricitic amalgamate of every broken bowl of bitterness that ever sent you weeping in a waste of water...you will see yourself standing like polished timber, ancient totems stretching toward heaven, spreading wide and Lilith's voice will swell your heart and your ears will be full of the sound and fury of her divine rapids and that knowledge..the fullness of your womanhood will brace you and bind you and empower you and lift you and quiet you..and you will no longer stumbe in blindly to the open arms of false light, no longer masticate endlessly upon the tortured ruminations of your soft heart, let the bee's buzz where they may...let them strive in their incompleteness, thier darkness will one day no longer be able to touch you dearest kookabura... ... later, 040706 ... kookaburra oldephebe- that was beautiful. i cried. pete- research report. cuz i wrote a 12 page one and actually found it fun... i must stop writing in fragments now...its even annoying me 040707 ... oldephebe Kookaburra - I forgot where you asked the question but here's your answer pasted from: oldepphebe_and_i_just_can't_believe - it means the same thing as sophmore - i guess - you peel out of puberties physical awkwardness (some of us i guess) but no wait feeling ephebic is getting old for me - i guess - the name is not really a big deal - in the 9 to 5 world i've got to be this really rigid kind of a person - so i like to come to blather and not feel like my every articlation is sifted through the commissars of conducts unremmiting (sp) vigilance - wow umm oldephebe it means literally i guess to be kind of mature but still free or still kind of insecure or something like that - ah i'm sorry for all the 75 cent words - i come from a family where vocabulary is kind of injested through osmotic induction - so it was either be articulate and be mocked or be silent and still be mocked - boo hyphen hoo - anyway intelligence is not so much the words you use, its like thought process, decision tree heuristic things like that so all my verbiage not really such a big deal - 040711 ... thats oldephebe_and_i_just_can't_believe 040711 ... polysyllabic poseur clarification: You asked "Hey oE, what the heck does oldephebe mean and how in the heck did you come up with it?" Well of course I'm paraphrasing... ☺ 040712 ... nonlucid what do you want to do before you die? 040718 ... pete another school question... history of germany twice a week for 1.5hours at a time or christianity for 3hours on monday first term and death&the afterlife 3 hours on thursday second term? 040719 ... kookaburra i want to sing as loud as i know i can. i want to dance without thinking. i want to relax in luxury for a day. i want to run for a very long time in the middle of nowhere. (act two) you know i have always loved the germans. and what a lovely (guttural) language they have... 040719 ... puredream What are your three most favorite of colours? 040723 ... . Did you sail across the sun? Did you make it to the Milky Way To see the lights all faded, And that Heaven is overrated? 091223 ... IGG have you ever returned to the blue? i miss you my feathered friend, we had some good times back in the day. 091223 ... IGG have you ever returned to the blue? i miss you my feathered friend, we had some good times back in the day. 091223 ... . . 091223 ... dos Why are you the skite I remember most ten_years_later? Where have you gone, what wonderful words am I missing? 150215 what's it to you? who go blather from