ask_yummychuckle yummychuckle since I dont feel I have the authority to do this, this page is not really for advice unless you would actually want some from me...rather this is a page for any sort of question you want to ask me. unless its mean and pointless. in that case, piss off. other wise, go ahead :) 020414 ... silentbob loves you if a catterpillar is green, what color of a butterfly will it be? 020414 ... yummychuckle orange and black? but why would you ask me such a thing??? didnt you know Im super afraid of caterpillars??? ESPECIALLY the green ones. I'm pretty sure the bright fat green ones turn into monarchs. uuugghhhh you are evil bobby. 020414 ... silentbob how am i eviL? 020414 ... Photophobe I didn't know there was a monarchy in place in butterfly land. I thought it was more of a republic. Oh well, my bad. The brown furry ones turn into peasants. 020415 ... insect life is all around the green ones are only bad because they're not ripe yet. 020415 ... vampers i like the fuzzy ones. they're kinda cute in a gross insect way. 020415 ... yummychuckle bobby, you are not evil...it was a mistake to call you that... caterpillars are evil. 020415 ... Photophobe hang on - I though bobby WAS a caterpillar. 020415 ... daxle bobby has a fuzzy tummy, and he's cute, but he's a kitten, not a caterpillar 020415 ... silentbob unique butterfly was a catterpillar not anymore tho 020416 ... insect life is all around as for me, i'm a worm 020416 ... pushpins who the fuck are you and where am I?! 020418 ... yummychuckle kill me and you will not have to worry about who I am and you will no longer care to know where you are. more or less underground. 020418 ... pushpins okie dokie, will do. 020418 ... yummychuckle so what will it be? red_bathtub or gray_skin? or green_awakening? 020418 ... pushpins how about an faded_orange_monotony? 020418 ... yummychuckle If thats what you wish upon me, then do it. Y O U ARE ONLY MADE OF LETTERS!!!!!!!!!!!!! 020418 ... pushpins so erase me. 020418 ... yummychuckle I'm not going to turn into my mother. 020418 ... pushpins yes you are. you are she she is you 020418 ... yummychuckle i am she because she is me? no. no. Not even. Why would you say that? jebus. 020418 ... pushpins so if I kill your mother, I will kill you? 020418 ... yummychuckle not really. no. 020418 ... pushpins if i killed you, would i have killed your mother? 020418 ... yummychuckle possibly...but she has lived through death before, if you know what i mean. 020418 ... pushpins oh. 020418 ... blown cherry You're not your mother yummychuckle. You never will be. You're stronger than that. I guess I'm sposed to ask something since this is "ask_yumyychuckle" So, where are you? Are you ok? 020423 ... yummychuckle I am at school right now, and I am ok but my feet are sore because I went camping with some friends this weekend, which involved hiking 20 miles over a super ugly hellish lava feild. and then our tent was ripped open in the corner during the night (luckily i woke up and screamed and woke anthony up so he could save me. but he disapointed me and screamed and went under the covers and curled into a ball while i investigated.) but thats a different story involving scary hawaiian stuff. menehunes are real, as are night marchers and otehr spirit things. Places like volcano (national park) and waipio valley make you beleive in supernatural crap. *shudder* yes, I have some spooky stories. 020423 ... Teenage Jesus Cool! What are menehunes? And night marchers? 020423 ... Daria What's up with all this new "ask satan" or "mr. Bad advice"? 020423 ... satan satan satan (clarifying things) mine ain't new (except for the extended after hours page called "ask_satan_more") ask_satan has been around for 2 years and ask_mr_bad_advice has been around for awhile too 020423 ... satan satan satan dear yummychuckle; yeah, like TJ said...what are night marchers - being a primarily judeo-christian devil, and being busy with all them sinners and all that all-around bad behaviour stuff, i don't get to meet too many other exotic night creatures, (except for that time when me and Hades went partying with the lamias and went down to Babylon to pick up a few houris to party with too - man that was good times, but i digress) yeah, hawaiian spirit life sounds kinda cool, and if you get the chance, put in a good word for me with Pele, will ya? 020423 ... yummychuckle soo menehunes are something like hawaiian leprechauns. they like to cause mischeif and are playful in this mean-ish sort of way. they are about 3 feet tall or shorter and come out at night. they are magical i guess, and only leave footprints if they want you to see them. they mostly mess with peoples minds...i dont know why. its just their reason for being. hmmI'm sitting with a couple friends and we're talking about them, trying to figure out what else to say. Menehunes are generally found in certain areas away from busy places. like the place we were camping. there are other places with residential areas that are kinda known for having menehunes supposedly. everyone seems to have a story about one. along with otehr stuff that happened, one of the things when we were camping this weekend...in the morning the crotch of every pair of everyone (but mine)'s pants were wet, even though anthonys were like buried in the middle of super dry shirts. little things like that, and we heard these little footsteps and these little giggle type noises, etc. people out here seriously beleive in them. its just one of those things... night marchers are beleived the same way. there are too many little stories and coincidences for them not to be real. Night marchers are the spirits of dead hawaiian warriors that used to have these marching trails. they still follow them, and sometimes a house will be built over a trail which tends to cause problems. some are nice some are assholes, basically. my hist. teachers house is apparently in the path of some nightmarcher or somethin coz one night his dog was barking and he went out there and said that the dude could pass through, blah blah and some hawaiian shit, and the next morning there was fish on his doorstep like this sort of thankyou gift. fucked up. i dunno what else...my friend kristle always hears people walking past her window but there is no one there when she looks out. its like...in waipio especially (if youw ant i think there are webpages on waipio valley, its really pretty and you'll have a bit of a background), there is this obvious energy you can just feel. gives me the fuckin willies. heres one of my quicker stories: i was camping in waipio when i was in seventh grade with my cousin lyn (we shared a tent) and my family. lyn and i were meticulously neat with our tent (it was muddy out) and we went to sleep kinda creeped out (just in general. its scary there at night) and out tent was perfect of course. we woke up and there were these tiny muddy footprints and handprints ALL over the inside of our tent, on the top and everything. it was freaky blair witch stuff. i hope that explanation is good enough. if you have any more questions on those hawaiian thingamabobs (night marchers, menehunes), just ask and i'll answer best i can. anthony and i are gonna look up info on menehunes (if they are afraid of anything or wahtever) cus we're kindafreaked out from the tent being ripped open thing. it hit my head, too...the mutherfucker... 020423 ... satan satan satan thanks, yummyC. and remember, anytime you need to, you can always ask_satan stuff too 020423 ... Teenage Jesus Yeah, thanx. 020424 ... Norm Should I go get drunk? 020424 ... god my wife keeps telling me that the way i dress embarrasses her. what should i do? 020424 ... Michael Will you marry me? 020425 ... yummychuckle Norm, no. alcohol isn't so fun as its made out to be. i hate it. my mom and dad are alcoholics and it pisses me the fuck off. also, this family friend died of alcohol poisoning. wasn't cool. get stoned instead. god, how do u dress? I say slap on a tutu for a day and ask her whether she'd rather have you dress like that or dress how u usually do. OR you could go shopping with her and see if you can agree on some outfits ... micheal. YES. where shall we have our honeymoon? I say italy. what do u think? oh, but first...i need to know your last name. i dont want to have the name Jamie zahore. 020425 ... Norm Should I go get in a fight? 020425 ... yummychuckle as long as you win. 020426 ... jessicafletcher this pleases me greatly. i'm just finding all sorts of wonder ful things today..... yummychuckle....have you read the "you_are_it" blather? can you find out who wrote it? it makes me smile. i looooove to smile.*smile* 020426 ... yummychuckle its really not possible to find out who wrote it, sorry... its such an anonymous thing. hawaiian_graffiti (soon to be written, but I havent the time to do this right now. or i just dont feel like it) 020426 ... Daria r u a guy or girl, sounds like girl, but who knows? 020430 ... blown cherry she's not coming back, so I'll field that one. Girl. And a beautiful one at that. 020501 ... Daria ok, I 'll belive you. but not as beautiful as me. 020501 ... pralines&cream wtf ? 020501 ... squint yeah i know, she pisses me off, too. 020501 ... Daria excuse? 020502 ... squint you piss me off. 020503 ... girl_jane When will summer get here? 020503 ... possessed angel If I was a bird, what kind would I be? 020503 ... blown cherry yummychuckle had to go...... she may not be back. but still, there are plenty of other ask_some_random_blatherer_inconsequential_question pages to fill :) 020504 ... possessed angel blown cherry, I can't accept that. I can't handle that she is dead now. You don't understand no one understands. She killed herself right in front of my eyes blood drips down blood in on my screen theres blood. There are bits of her everywhere and I feel her constantly, she sucks ny breath and thrashes my thoughts, she licks my eyes. You don't know don't know you how it feels to not have her in the back of reality just out of veiw but always there, compleatly real and terifing. I don't want to ask anyone else anthing they cant help me helped love her and I just. I don't know what to do with my self if shes dead so I won't let her die. None of you could keep her alive or help her understand that shes alive. I won't let her die I won't let her. I see know what I must do but not quite yet. Don't tell me she gone because you don't know. You didn't love her. 020504 ... kerry wtf? 020504 ... possessed angel Rephrase the question kerry and be quick about it. I don't have time for this, I need to get ready. 020504 ... yummyC don't care so much!!!! PLEASE! it just makes those people that hate me even more annoyed, and I'd rather leave them alone because ...because when I am annoyed with someone, i hate when they carry on like i am doing now...and i was just doing some people a favor. so be fucking grateful, blather. i hate that i am so addicted that i have to come back and look at blathes. 020504 ... yummychuckle girl_jane: june 7th, when I arrive in Maryland. and possessed angel. you would be a cardinal. 020505 ... possessed angel You scare me yummy, and I'm addicted to you. Hate me if you want to, but I need to care. 020505 ... possessed angel If people become mortal enemies based on ethnicity or get married because of pregnancy, why shouldn't people become friends over mental or emotional imbalance? 020507 ... jessica fletcher i am jessica.................. i really wish i knew who wrote the aforementioned blather (i wrote about it way at the top). still, though, i would love to ask yummychuckle another question: what is your favorite thing ever? i like the smell of grass because when i was a kid my great grandma had a garden and she smelled like grass and noxema. 020515 ... possessed angel Are you real? Do you hate me? Can I hide here? Am I evil? Will the pain ever stop? Why can't I stop shaking? Why can't I hate anyone? When did things stop making sense? What am I? Is there anyway out? Why do I disgust myself for writing this? Can't anyone help me help my self? 020602 ... possessed angel Where are the zombies? 020602 ... possessed angel If I was to kill my self... would it help? Would it make the world a beter or happier place? Would anyone care? 020603 ... yummychuckle knock it off. it wouldnt be a better world if you killed yourself. do something cool. if you get to the point of suicide, then there is obviously desparation, and if that desparation exists, you might as well throw away any inhibitions or whatever it is holding you back from doing something cool for yourself, for the world, for someone else...just do what you can. and if it doesn't make things better, it still doesn't justify suicide. I am not the one you want to come to to help you out, but maybe you figured that. anyway just don't. so there. 020603 ... yummychuckle oh, and read fight_club. i kinda liked that book. 020603 ... possessed angel Thank you yummychuckle. I am not going to kill myself, I promised a friend I wouldn't make her come to my funeral. I am going to read fight_club, but have you read The_Virgin_Suicides? If you really are alive blathe your dad's phone number when you get there. I'll do something cool, like you said, as soon as school is out. It'll probobly be lame but what are you gonna do? 020604 ... yummychuckle is alive when one requests so. meow in a rather uproarious way. or figure out how to love myself, and move on from there. or i'm going to go to maryland, I am going to find a boyfriend, I am going to have stupid stupid problems with him and it will be a waste of time for the most part but i will still get fun out of it and experience, thus finding a sumemr boyfriend will be worth it, then I will go to a lot of concerts and meet lots of bands and I'll see this one band that i used to email and then be like "yo, i'm your fan from hawaii" and they'll know me and it will be crazy, and then and then and then!!! i will be best friends with travis and hopefully it wont get too complicated, and i'll hang out with my friend britt whenever she isnt working, and i will ogle my brother's friends and and I will have fun. oh yes. i WILL have fun. wanna come visit me? oh, the number is 410-822-8659 and i should be there by the 11th of June. you remind me of Ahrial. not that you know who that is. don't worry, its not a bad thing. 020604 ... yummychuckle never read the virgin suicides, saw the movie (which is never the same...cept requiem_for_a_dream was really really good), and i hated the movie. it was like imitation_art and i yawned my brains out. next on my reading list is zero girl (by who knows) because once upon a time i was supposedly in a similar situation. But really, i think the only thing similar will end up being the fact that i like an older guy and he (used to) like me. and by older i dont mean some yucky age like 40. i mean 24. but all talk and no josh makes jamie a very pissy girl... speaking of which, that part in the_shining where the woman looks at what the husband dude has been typign all those (months?) (weeks?)uh days, and sees "all work and no play makes jack a dull boy" it freeeaked me out! ok not really, but i liked that part. 020604 ... possessed angel I like you. Pick a number. 1 2 3 4 I'll explain later. 020604 ... possessed angel Lemme try that again. 1............2............3...........4 020604 ... yummychuckle 3 020604 ... dB Is it time for a career change? Can I make a difference? 020604 ... yummychuckle yes, i think you would make a good teacher... and of course you can make a difference! that doesn't need to eve be asked, silly. just work your confidence up and it will be all good. (well, not ALL of it) 020604 ... yummychuckle yes, i think you would make a good teacher... and of course you can make a difference! that doesn't need to even be asked, silly. just work your confidence up and it will be all good. (well, not ALL of it) 020604 ... squint *cries* yummychuckle, i'd like you to know there is no always forever if he hasn't ground that into your mind quite enough yet, I thought you'd need to hear it from me. and enough of the_cure, already. no...nevermind. never enough. I love you sometimes, you know. 020604 ... yummychuckle jamie wilcken sounds funny. (as if Jamie jaren didn't as if jamie smith wasn't plain as if jamie brown wasn't the same name as a teacher of mine, as if names mattered) 020604 ... possessed angel But yummychuckle, names are very important. They are our default definitions for ourselves. They are our safety net when we have no other means of remebering who we are. "What's in a name? that which we call a rose By any other name would smell as sweet;" is such a load of (fuck). Should that rose lose it's petels or it's fragrence or it's precious thorns or undergo any such ailment or grotesgue mutation it will still remain a rose. Only when that rose discovrs a new name that defines itself even better will a new name have any weight. Names are probobly the most important thing n the world, especialy to blatherers. Every name on here has a profound meaning and significant importance to the individual who identifies themself with it. The name is the only vital organ which no doctor can treat. Without our names, we are nothing. Is Russell 48? 020609 ... possessed angel I read Fight Club yesterday, It was cool. Thanks. Can you recomend somthing else for me to read? About that pick a number thing, I had a sheet of paper with that question on one side and a list of theories as to why every one always picks 3 on the back side. It turns out I lost the paper so its kinda stupid now. But you did pick 3 so I guess that proves you're normal in at least one respect. 020620 ... yummychuckle you don't like me, you like the IDEA of me. or thats what i tell people who say they like me. mwahaha. now, mr.possessed angel. i am normal and average and blah in every respect. dummy. i've nothing more to say to you. email me back. but...i might not have emailed you. if i didn't, email me anyway. I'm a lazy bum. 020623 ... yummychuckle oh, and read Zero girl if you can find a copy. its by...some guy....eugh i can never remember names.... uhhhhhhhhhhm i dont think white oleander is too fitting for you, but its a good book...uhummmm perks of being a wallflower is good, its all blathered about and whatnot...you might like that book. requiem for a dream (hurbert selby junior, hell yes i remembered a name!) is definitely a nifty movie and i liked the book, but... but... there ARE better books in existence to reccomend... try the jitterbug perfume by Tom robbins. yes, that is my final answer. 020623 ... yummychuckle oh yeah, one more thing: i read bits and peices of the virgin suicides while trying to get msyelf sleepy at a friends house. it was okayish, what i did read. liked the beginning. mmm suicide (hahahah) 020623 ... phil Dear yummy, I am worried about being to nice to this girl, when should you stop being nice to someone? 020623 ... paste! heya! i have a self-sufficient waffle, or so it says, that has just ran out of jet fuel. it's looking for ways to get it up off its waffley ass in an alternative, cleaner manner. any ideas? 020623 ... yummychuckle hm. well, you shouldn't be nice to girls because they will fall in love with you or rip you apart, or worse, they wont do a damn thing. but really im semi lying. be nice to her and dont have crazy moodswings. if you suddenly get all silly and erratic with how you treat her, she'll get pissy and confused. be a good boy. oh and paste. take the california raisins, cram futon mattresses into their armpits, and make them sing to the taco bell chihuahua about their lonely waffled hearts. once the chihuahua, overcome with sorrow for the poor raisins, starts crying, catch the tears on a golf club and then jam it up the waffles ass. that should get 'er goin'. p.s. mr paste honeyed ant eater, im going to kick your ass i like email. directly related things. 020623 ... phil jerk off and eat a twinky, come back and tell us all about the "one" (advice from B.) don't say anything that will make her want to stay with you, for god's sake (advice from phil) don't ever take them out to eat (advice from stand up comedian) throw out everything you own and shave your head (advice from krishna) it sounds like you are really insecure, cleaning your house isn't going to help you (online) the most important thing when dealing with a women, is not to have mood swings (actual advice from yummyc) 020628 ... Teenage Jesus Yeah, that's right. Don't have moodswings, b/c it's highly likely that she'll have enough for the both of you. As a matter of fact, there will probably be so many, that you could open up a freaking store. 020629 ... logan hey yummy..... do you miss me at all? I miss you.... 020710 ... phil We've told each other quite often that we love each other, and I haven't lied. I do. But I'm not IN love, and there is a difference. ...what? I need a sorority ambulence or something, I just don't get it. 020717 ... phil I'm stumped, is this folklore? 020717 ... methinx How do you re-start up a relationship you've fucked over... ...assuming that can be started up again, that is. 021127 ... yummychuckle I've hardly had those, maybe you should go to somebody else. I'm the queen of fucking things up. Haven't figured out how to start things back up. sigh. -----this page is closed due to everyone hating me and pretty much saying so on this page------- (i could be mistaken about the hate thing, but in any case, i remember this page being far too negative for my tastes.) 021127 ... kerry i havent been here for a while. can i email you? 021127 ... Brainy Smurf UH????? 021127 ... unicorny what if you're well liked and that still isn't satisfying? 021127 ... yummychuckle ugh kerry, yeah go ahead, email me at yummychuckle@hotmail.com. :) everyone else: ... and no, silly head, the possibility of me being well liked is just so zany that you shouldn't waste thoguth or a question mark on it. 021127 ... pipedream woo, can i have an ask_pipedream page too? :D 030308 ... minnesota_chris just make one! Click blather on this page, instead of word: ask_yummychuckle, type in ask_pipedream (or whatever other word you feel like blathering about) I'd be happy to ask an odd question or two. 030308 what's it to you? who go blather from