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reitoei what happens when my soul is spread out among the circles of hell? 020416
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satan satan satan well, lately i'm kinda iffy on the circles thing.

i'm gonna ask dad to let me remodel...i'm thinking duplex here, maybe even the whole split-level thang

as for your soul being spread out, fear not, that doesn't usually happen unless Leviathan and Behemoth are around and they've brought bagels and it usually only happense to the slow ones (this is because for some strange reason we can't get cream-cheese down here - but then i guess that's among the reasons why this is hell)

hope that helped
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satan satan satan ยกNext! 020416
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Daria Is it true that your favorite instruments are the bagpipes and the accordion? 020417
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Jose MacSatan whoo! highland ranchera music.
(they're not my absolute favourites but they are way up there.) none of that lawrence welk champagne bubble bullshit here.
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