daf_index Dafremen MEET_ROGER_DAFREMEN ALONEWITHABOXOFHUGGYBEARSANDTHOUGHTSOFYOU WHAT_PLANTS_WANT QUEST_FOR_MAZATLAN_GOLD _COLDFEET LEAVES QUAKE2 FAT_GUYS_WITH_CLASS HAPPY_BIRTHDAY_DAFREMEN DAF_HELP_PLEASE SACRIFICIAL_LAMB LOGICAL UNSENT_LETTERS JERK GODHEAD LONG_EYES YOUR_BIGGEST_FAN FINDING_THE_WORDS_TO_SAY LOOKING_UP_TO_LOOK_DOWN THOUGHTS OUTBLATHERME NON_SEQUITOR_SHERBERT GRATEFUL HUMBLED APPRECIATION I_LOOKED_UNDER_A_ROCK_AND_FOUND SOULSICK TOAST_LICKER EVOLUTION ADOM SITTING_TREE_SMILES FAMOUSQ _MADNESS WORTH_A_SMILE GRAVY WHAT_YOU_DO_HAVE OPTIMIST WANT CLAPTRAP BLATHERSKITES AMAZING_WHOLE BLATHER_NOT_SLEEPING INTRIGUE_TALVI _SPOTLIGHT_ SIMPLE_LIVING HOLD_ME_LOIS SHELLS_ON_THE_SAND MAN_WITH_TWO_EYES HUNGER_TOUCHES_US_ALL PSALM_OF_DEVOTION BE_ALIVE RITALIN 020220 ... Dafremen I_DID_CARE 020220 ... Dafremen ASK_SILENT_BOB 020225 ... Dafremen MEXICANS 020227 ... Dafremen LIBRA STANDARDIZED_LYRICS 020322 ... Dafremen FROG_BALLS 020328 ... Dafremen THE_FREMGREEN_BOX 020401 ... Dafremen ISABELS_POEM A_MILLION_MILES_FROM_LEAVING_YOU 020402 ... Dafremen DEAREST_BLATHER DAFREMEN_ANSWERS_FIVE_QUESTIONS 020419 ... Dafremen GREET_MY_LIFE TO_HOLD_AND_TO_KNOW_YOU THE_GHOSTS_OF_CHILDHOOD DREAMS_GONE_BY INSIGHTS_INTO_HUMANKIND HONK_IF_YOUR_HORNEY 020428 ... Dafremen SHOE_MOOCHER SOOTHING_BLUE_LIKE_GRAYSCALE_RIBBONS 020506 ... Dafremen TO_BE LUSTING_AFTER_LONELINESS 020527 ... Dafremen TOLERANCE OPEN_SKIES ESTIMADO_LADRONE 020527 ... Dafremen FREE_EXPRESSION 020527 ... Dafremen I_CAN_SEE_THE_SUN 020528 ... Dafremen FIND_A_WAY 020530 ... Dafremen JUST_A_MATTER_OF_TIME POP_SEE__FOR_THOSE_WHO_THINK_DUMB 020606 ... Dafremen TWICE_BETRAYED BLUE_WAVES PROFOUND_THING_I_HEARD 020607 ... kingsuperspecial HOW_MY_PANTS_DISAPEARED GREEN_EGGS_AND_ZOLOFT 95_DOLLARS_AN_HOUR_AND_NOT_A_PENNY_MORE STAINS_THAT_TELL_A_STORY FRIGGEN_TREEHUGGERS DON'T_EAT_THAT_STUPID _FERCHRISSAKES 020607 ... again HOW_MY_SPELLCHECKER_DISAPPEARED DOH 020607 ... Dafremen DOod!!! You´re back!!! Yaaay!! Where the f*ck did you GO _ferchrissakes ¿ You DO realize that the show must go on...right? 020612 ... Dafremen JUST_RUN_AWAY 020612 ... Dafremen SWEET_RELEASE PROCLAMATION 020614 ... Dafremen THINKING_AGAIN LA_TAKO_BOTANA 020618 ... Dafremen EX_CHRISTIAN HEY_DAFF 020618 ... Dafremen LOST_RIGHTS_DON'T_MAKE_IT_RIGHT FREE_ENDLESSLY 020619 ... Dafremen TO_A_TREE_I_KNOW TIME_FOR_WANT_IS_OVER ERASE_YOUR_EYES 020708 ... Dafremen LIFE'S_LIKE_SUGAR GLIMPSES_OF_THINGS MY_NAME TO_THE_HUMAN_RACE RECEIVE ON_GIVING 020721 ... Dafremen DADDY'S_TURN_TO_SCREAM_THE_BLUES SO_YOU WHAT_IF_WE_DID GIVE_A_LITTLE_TWIST_FOR_ME 020726 ... phil today 020729 ... Dafremen THE_SHOW INDIAN_SUMMER GOOD_PERDITION REFLECT_ON_YOU 020815 ... Dafremen CRYING_SHAME INSIGHTS_INTO_LEO HAND_THAT_ROCKED_YOUR_CRADLE THE_RED_SQUARE CONSUMERS SOMETHING_IN_BETWEEN 020926 ... flippo ? 020926 ... kingsuperspecial narcissism, practicality, or just plain freaky you decide 020926 ... Dafremen Table of Content for Senile Old Geezers, of course. And here you thought you needed to break out fancy words like narcissism. 020927 ... Dafremen DAYS_OF_A_DREAM NOTIONS_OF_A_FOOL DYING_MATTER_OF_FACTLY 021004 ... Dafremen MASTURBATING_TO_A_PICTURE_OF_ONESELF 021005 ... Dafremen Heheh ahh the weeds have sprung up even here.... Anyone got some Weed-B-Gone? 8 ) 021006 ... Dafremen (Actually, the mental image was sort of funny....so I DID it. Guess what? I AM an aphrodisiac! Thanks for the idea!) 021006 ... Dafremen SELF_DELUSIONAL_POSITIVITY SUBLIMATING_REPRESSED_HOMOSEXUALITY 021006 ... Dafremen Starting to bore me kiddo. Course if you're hoping for irritation..it's going to be a LOOOONG while. Anyhow: ANTS_AND_GRASSHOPPERS DANCE_GRASSHOPPER_DANCE 021010 ... Dafremen QUESTIONABLE_ASSERTIONS_OF_APATHY CONDESCENSION_MASKING_IMPOTENCE UNWITTINGLY_BEING_TOYED_WITH THE_ART_OF_ANAL_LUBE_SELECTION 021010 ... Dafremen Well Do0o0ood, can't see how this is s'posed to bother me, giv'n how self-assured I am... it would take a mighty chisel of an insult to chip away at the fetid, plaquelike buildup that is my ego. (By the way, the anal Lo0B comment provided another funny mental image. Needless to say, I locked myself in the bathroom for nearly three hours, my only companions a splintery broom handle and a jar o' vaseline!) 021011 ... Dafremen Muuch better! : ) (Now THAT'S entertainment folks.) By the way..I KNEW you could find the entertainment value of this crap. And YOU thought it was worthless to try and express yourself through mindless hatefilled drivel. Silly blatherskite. All expression is valid to some extent and YOU have proved that point all too well! Your sarcasm (although lacking a certain maturity that time will certainly improve upon, and a certain intellectual content that I'm sure an hour each night reading a book wouldn't hurt) was well-placed and almost passes for having been thought out. You surprise me. In fact, you make it an unfortunate fact that we don't know who you are, for congratulations are almost certainly in order. Anyhow, I'll try not to get so bored so quickly, apparently you DO have something rattling around in that cranium of yours. I'll be checking in here more often. Oh, and ARMS_AROUND_OUR_DREAMS WRITE_A_LETTER_TO_YOURSELF 021011 ... Dafremen The more I thought about it, the more fun this looked like it might be. Hope you don't mind, Daf-detractor, but I took the liberty of coming up with my OWN entries to describe my ENORMOUS ego and egregious love of myself. Hey! Maybe we can make this into a contest. Course it'll be kinda hard to tell who's the winner since you keep insisting on the anonymity of using my name, but hey, I guess every form of refuge has it's price. So either way, I win, huh? Good thing too, since I'm the one with the ego to feed here, not you. : ) CAUGHT_MYSELF_CHEATING_ON_ME_WITH_YOU SLIDING_THIS_CROWBAR_UP_MY_ASS_TO_PRY_MY_HEAD_OUT SLIDING_THIS_CROWBAR_UP_MY_ASS_FOR_KICKS IF_IT'S_NOT_ME_IT_DOESN'T_MATTER_IF_IT'S_NOT_YOU_IT'S_PROBABLY_FINE TAKING_MY_EGO_INTO_ACCOUNT_WHEN_CALCULATING_THE_ORBITS_OF_THE_PLANETS PLACES_I_WOULD_GO_IF_MY_HEAD_COULD_FIT MY_HIPPO_MOUTH_AND_ANT_SIZED_SPHINCTER_ARE_WHY_IM_SO_FULL_OF_SHIT JUST_GLAD_THAT_MY_VOICE_DROWNS_OUT_THE_SOUND_OF_YOURS MY_BUT_I_HAVE_SUCH_A_TASTY_PENIS I_COULD_READ_MY_STUFF_FOR_HOURS_AND_DO STUD_IN_MY_MIRROR_MADE_ME_HORNY BILLBOARD_SPACE_FOR_RENT_ON_THE_BACK_OF_MY_HEAD (The ME Series) ME(THE_RISE_OF_DAF) ME_TOO(DAF_IS_BACK) MORE_ME(NECKTALKER'S_RESURRECTION) ME_FORE(THE_DAY_THE_HEAD_EXPLODED) ENDLESS_ME(DAF'S_MOUTH_GOES_ON)(AND_ON) EXCUSE_ME_BUT_WHY_SHOULD_YOU_GET_A_WORD_IN_EDGEWISE? GETTING_MORE_SCALP_COVERAGE_WHEN_A_FULL_HEAD_OF_HAIR_WON'T_DO KEEPING_YOUR_NUTS_FROM_SLAPPING_ON_YOUR_OWN_CHIN MY_HEAD_IS_SO_BIG_I_HAVE_TO_GET_OUT_OF_MY_CONVERTIBLE_TO_PUT_THE_TOP_BACK_DOWN WHAT_DO_YOU_MEAN_I'M_NOT_YOUR_IDOL? PEOPLE_I'D_LIKE_TO_SCREW_BESIDES_MYSELF MY_HEART'S_SO_BIG_CUZ_MY_EGO'S_IN_THERE ONLY_MY_OWN_ENDLESS_DRONING_CAN_ESCAPE_THE_GRAVITATIONAL_PULL_OF_MY_HEAD EVERYTHING_I_SAY_MAKES_SENSE EVERYTHING_YOU_SAY_MAKES_ME_SLEEPY CRANIAL_STRETCHMARKS THROBBING_VEIN_ON_MY_TONGUE_IS_ME_COMING WHO_WOULDNT_WANNA_HEAR_ME? DAFREMEN_IMPRESSES_DAFREMEN TO_MY_BELOVED_MIRROR (The Big Head Series) PLUS_SIZED_HAT_MANUFACTURERS: A_GUIDE_FOR_SHOPPERS_WITH_FULL_FIGURED_HEADS OUTDOOR_EATERIES: A_GUIDE_FOR_RESTAURANT_GOERS_WITH_FULL_FIGURED_HEADS HOSPITALS_AND_PROCTOLOGISTS_THAT_PERFORM_CRANIAL_EXTRACTIONS: A_GUIDE_FOR_PEOPLE_WITH_FULLER_FIGURED_HEADS RESTAURANTS_WITH_DOUBLE_DOORS: FOR_RESTAURANT_GOERS_WITH_FULL_FIGURED_HEADS (A_COMPANION_GUIDE_TO_OUTDOOR_EATERIES) SLAPPING_MY_MEAT_TO_THE_SOUND_OF_MY_VOICE NARCISSISM_DAFFY_STYLE_101 INSIGHTS_INTO_AN_EGOMANIAC PUTTING_MY_SMALL_HEAD_INTO_MY_BIG_HEAD AVALANCHE:WHEN_EGOS_COLLAPSE_OF_THEIR_OWN_WEIGHT GUESS_WHO_BENT_OVER_AND_BANGED_HIMSELF? EROTICISM_AND_TOILET_PLUNGER_HANDLES IF_I'M_NOT_MY_OWN_BITCH_I_DON'T_KNOW_WHO_IS I_CAN'T_SCRATCH_MY_HEAD_CUZ_MY_ARMS_WON'T_REACH DREAMS_OF_BLOWING_MYSELF_SILLY THE_VIEW_FROM_MY_RECTUM WHY_THERE'S_A_SPRING_UNDER_MY_CHIN AUTOFELLATIO_IS_EASY_WITH_A_SKULL_THE_SIZE_OF_MINE IF_YOU_AINT_ME_YOU_AINT_SHIT FORNICATING_ME(DAFFY'S_HARD-ON) Well, that's just a short list. Seriously, I LOVED the idea. Sometimes I get bored as hell looking for something to do(like when I was reading the earlier stuff you did. It really WASN'T very good...sorry do0d.) When those moments hit, I'll think of you, come back here and do some more. The missus and I laughed for a half an hour over these and we thank you. : ) (Actually she only laughed at the ones that weren't REALLY perverse. I was in the military, I'm sort of unshockable like that.) Looking forward to your next batch, hopefully THESE will inspire you to new heights (lowts?) of creativity. Good Luck! LAUGHING_AT_MY_OWN_DISSES THE_IDEAS_I_LOVE_AND_WHY_YOU_SHOULD_HEAR_ABOUT_THEM COMMENTS_AND_COMPLIMENTS_ON_MY_INCREDIBLE_CREATIVITY : ) 021012 ... freakizh hehe funny. if i come up with something, i'l be back. see you in insights_into_cancer. 021013 ... Dafremen ON_HILARIOUSLY_DISPARATE_LEVELS_OF_EFFORT CREEPY_DESCRIPTIONS_OF_MIDDLE_AGED_MARITAL_RELATIONS By the way, when I say your "earlier stuff" wasn't good, I'm referring to the total of THREE LINES that you wrote before I claimed to enjoy what you were doing. Actually, I did say that I liked the first line (about me masturbating to a picture of myself, which, once again, was tons o' fun!). :) So actually, it's just those two middle lines that I was referring to--the ones where you suggested that I deluded myself through sickening motivational speaker-esque positivity, and then implied that I was gay. Maybe it was a bit much to refer to those TWO LINES as "your earlier stuff" as if they represent a substantial body of work. But perhaps it was just that those two, brief lines--which I referred to as "hate-filled drivel"--deeply affected me on an emotional level, to the extent that I imagined there were more than JUST TWO LINES. Why could that be? Now before you get all "I-guess-those-lines-must-have-hit-too-close-to-home" on me, let me just say that, aside from "Survivor" star Richard Hatch, it is rare for an arrogant, ex-military egotist with kids to be homosexual. And certainly, if I were gay, I wouldn't repress my sexual orientation! I'm proud of my every quirk, fault, and glaring perversion! If I could, I'd publish photographs of my scrotum on the front page of the "Wall Street Journal"! But thanx 4 all the fun, though, you dumb, immature kid. Now I'll get back to being smart and mature, verbally sparring with teenagers and writing about sucking my own d*ck! :) MY_KIDS_ARE_PROUD_OF_MY_ONLINE_ACTIVITY PUTTING_A_POSITIVE_SPIN_ON_BEING_PATHETIC 021013 ... Dafremen No, actually, my superspecial detractor, I was referring to ALL of your earlier stuff, as in everything that you have ever blathed. Of COURSE I've been enjoying the game whether you have or not(I suspect that you have) and it would have taken more than switching your name to mine to change that. In fact, I'm quite certain that it'll take a lot more than anything that you have in YOUR bag of tricks, simply because your bag of tricks is spread all over blather and the repetition is NOT boring...it's absolutely delightful, has been since the beginning(as you certainly are aware, not being the kind to start slapping a Rotweiller without making sure it's in a good mood first.) It is becoming apparent to me that you're aversion to my "motivational speaker-esque positivity" is, in part, due to your almost sexual attraction to your own self-pity and your tendency to enjoy wading and waddling around in your own negativity, the thought of which, I have to say, brings yet ANOTHER smile to my face. Is it an act? Perhaps, but isn't that the fun of it? Like a character in a book saying "Stop being so happy reader, you suck" and expecting the reader to take him seriously. You honestly don't realize how entertaining you are in a watch-the-kid with-the-thick-glasses-pick-his-nose-and-eat-it sort of way, do you? A spectacle is the word that comes to mind. It is THAT quality which makes you one of my favorite blatherskites of all time. With your Tom Greenish willingness to push the envelope to its very limits, you redefine that very envelope everytime you sit down to do so. Although, like Tom Green, you add absolutely nothing of redeeming value to anything you touch, nonetheless entertainment for it's own sake, neuron stimulating or not, is an enjoyable thing. You have hereby been demoted to egregious slack-jawed dro0ling crotch monkey and YES, you may consider it a promotion. OH, and the Rotty is STILL wagging his tail, you may dispense with your hard-on. Back to the game? I_AM_A_ROTTWEILER_TO_YOUR_CHIHUAHUA TOYING_WITH_YOU_BECAUSE_IT_AMUSES_ME NOW_MASTURBATING_MYSELF_WITH_SMUGNESS 021014 ... kss daff, old buddy. what's up with this page, d00d. it's hysterical! I may have planted the seed, but sadly, I cannot claim to have added anything since my original, and self titled contribution. I did wonder what you were up to, and figured it was an attempt to shore up abused and leaking gray-matter upstairs. I myself have lamented that blather seems to forget old entries, as if my words somehow loose their brilliance, and cannot shine up from the murky blue depths. sorry, I drank all the weed-b-gone. seems you have an infestation on your hands. it is quite amusing, though, ain't it? I know I had a good chuckle. In fact, I'd LOVE to have a page just like this; where anonymous people suggest psuedo-insulting topics for me to blathe on. In the old days, I was narcissistic enough to start one myself. Now, after my castration, and a too many cuckoo_bomb cocktails, I just don’t have it in me. too bad, it might be fun. Heck, if it got popular enough, we could make it a kingsuperspecial talk show, book club, and finally a sci-fi/shakespeare cross-genre epic 5-part trilogy motion picture with an accompanying interactive game for the who family. Maybe there could be a kss_expansion_module, or a live/solo album, and maybe a KSS themed Vegas hotel, and a hopefully a spin off happy meal prize and maybe a postage stamp after I die. ah … shit. What was I talking about again? 021014 ... Dafremen You were fucking with my head...remember? : ) Ahhh...just like the old days. Ready buddy? Well? Are ya? SQUINT_MEETS_DAFREMEN 021014 ... Dafremen CRAZYTOWN 021014 ... Dafremen Now, you might say, "Daffyman, you claim to know that I've written stuff on this site before, but you are bluffing, and I know this for certain". Blah blah blah. What, are you saying this is the first thing you've written? Bullsh*t. Yer nothin' but a liar, d0od. And I never bluff. I have integrity. And my impressive trail of noble battles with teenage girls and totally heterosexual discussions of the implications of Zodiac symbols speaks to that end. And let me once again reiterate that I'M toying with YOU... honestly. And you might say that because I responded to some of your criticisms specifically (like the motivational speaker thing) that I seem deeply troubled by your insults. Nothin' could be further frum the tro0th, Buckeroo. No thirtysomething father who spends time ranting to high school kids on the 'Net would be the kinda guy to be bothered by accurate criticism. I mean, I'm a happening guy. Didn't you catch the one about that great shindig I once threw? I forget the link, but find it and read it, and then just try telling me I'm pathetic. Yeah, I thought so. Game over, chihuahua. Your insults mean nothing because you know nothing about me. All you know about me is my birthday, my prediliction for writing non-godawful, un-tin-eared songs, and every other detail of my completely unpathetic life. ON_STILL_NOT_GETTING_IT ON_WHO_IS_TOYING_WITH_WHOM THE_ART_OF_BLUFFING DUBIOUS_EVALUATIONS_OF_RELATIVE_INTELLIGENCE ON_GETTING_WHAT_ONE_HAS_ASKED_FOR ON_GETTING_WHAT_ONE_DESERVES 021015 ... guess who We, the blatherers, have the advantage of knowing that we have done either one or none of these posts. Knowing that you have done 1 to X many posts means knowing that some of them were done by one more more other blatherers. You, on the other hand, don't have this advantage. You're taking your chances by trying to call KSS on something he may or may not have done, relying in his own guilt and or stupidity. Being that he has neither, I doubt this will work. But you have made yourself rather look quite foolish. But that's all part of the show, right? I don't buy that. Your show is only slightly more entertaining than insomnia. 021015 ... Dafremen In a word, do0d, whatever. Like I said elsewhere, I'm bringing back the ass-kicking sarcastic Daffyman, who totally believes that he destroys teenage girls with his rapier wit! So stand aside! Tremble before my totally not-gay verbal challenges! Do you not feel ASHAMED?!! Do you not feel ASHAMED of your relative mental frailty?! I am delirious with power! Ha ha, mortal! Kneel before my awesome, flaming (but not in a queer way) image! I totally tore that one Squint girl apart, don't you think? Ha ha. She is a dumb bitch. Where does my talent for misogyny come from, you ask? Marital emasculation? Repressed homosexuality? Latent incestuous desires? No, just a noble desire to challenge an unwilling young girl to a debate. And I tore her apart (I've much experience with unwilling young girls)! I tore her apart just like I tore apart the Daffy Detractor (yap yap, little chihuahua)! And don't think, my detractor (by whom I am not bothered at all) that my whole "I'm bringing the evil me back" schtick has anything to do with YOU. It's not that I'm displacing my hostility toward you--that since I can't attack YOU I'm attacking others--because that would mean that what YOU said has bothered ME. And it just hasn't, folks. ;) DELUSIONS_OF_VICTORY SO_VERY_PATHETIC_REGARDLESS_OF_SPIN SUCKING_MEN_OFF_FOR_LAUNDRY_TOKENS ROLLS_IN_THE_HAY_WITH_CIRCUS_MIDGETS 021015 ... Dafremen THE_TOOTHLESS_ROTTWEILER_WITH_NOTHING_TO_BITE_IS_UNAWARE_OF_HIS_IMPOTENCE 021015 ... Dafremen Now you might say that, since I wrongly guessed the identity of the guy-or-girl-who-is-fucking-with-me, I look like an idiot. You might say that my self-celebrated erudition is not unlike high gloss on a lump of monkey sh*t. You might say that I was made to look foolish by someone I called dumb. Perhaps I should apologize to the accused? Sorry, do0d, but I'm Flashbang SuperDaffyman, back to kick some ass by typing at a keyboard, old sko0l style! I'm the Big Dawg, mothaf*ckas, and this is my yard! You want summa this, b*tches? Well get on the lunchline, because this sloppy joe of verbal humiliation is in high demand... and it goes great with chocolate milk! (clever, eh?) :) And yes, I am over thirty years old. 021015 ... Dafremen INSECURE_ASSERTIONS_OF_ERUDITION 021015 ... Dafremen Now that I think about it, I really went out on a limb with that accusation. And guess what, kids? The branch cracked and I fell on my f*cking face. I'm sure that, in the mind of my delusional detractor, this counts as some sort of victory for him/her/it and a loss for me. Don't worry about me, though, folks, because I'm an able wordsmith and I'll come up with a way to explain how this doesn't make me an asshole/moron/loser. And my next accusation will find its mark! :) ASSHOLES_GET_WHAT_THEY_DESERVE 021015 ... Dafremen And the funny show goes on! Isn't it a spectacle to be seen? Come one come all to the lynching of the asshole! Yes, I KNOW it's KSS and if I didn't? Wouldn't really matter a bit would it? A funny little blather book character has popped up who genuinely intrigues me and all of the credit for this brilliant sarcasm goes to KSS. It's a beautiful thing isn't it? I get entertained, you get entertained and all around the mulberry bush, the crowds slowly gather to see if the big mouth will be driven away or put in his place. Alas, he's in his place and you're RIGHT in yours. Right where a bored old writer WANTS you to be for an hour each day. Giving me something to write about EVERY day. (although I must admit that your last ditch effort to explain away my logical explanation was a stroke of see-through genius. However, for me to avoid the explanation would say that YOU have sway over my mind, which you do not. I know my mind, which is more than I can say for you.) Isn't it obvious that your looking in a mirror right now?Isn't it obvious that every ploy you use is simply a reflection of those things that bother YOU? Quickly Alice, through the looking glass, your slips are showing! Cheshire cats love games and we especially love watching our playmates chase their tails. It's a watching game, I give you what you want, you give me what I want to see, and no matter WHAT you say or do, you are merely words on a screen to me. Such cool words though, the kind that inspire me to type back and forth and back it goes. Certainly a lot more entertaining than blathering my heart out and getting nothing in return with which to respond. No I prefer this game and for as long as you'll play it, WHOEVER or whatever you may actually be on the other end, you are what I say you are on this end. Your motives are what I say they are, just as your image of me is what YOU decide it is. Are you an idiot? Apparently not, and far be it from me to call you one, except as part of the game. Speaking of the game, is this the game? What are you reading? My thoughts? Or merely words that create thoughts in YOUR head? Was this a waste of time? Having thought about that, you'll realize that this hard drive space is not WASTED to me. It's exactly what I pay 10 pesos an hour for..a good show. INCOMPETENCE_IS_NOT_WORTH_GOOD_MONEY_WHICH_IS_WHY_I_MAKE_MY_OWN_COMPETENCE HAVING_STROKED_MY_EGO_I_FED_IT_AND_PUT_IT_TO_BED ALICE_IS_THE_PLAYMATE_OF_THE_MONTH__GO_ALICE_GET_BUSY 021015 ... Dafremen By the way, I'm sure that if you weren't KSS, I'd feel pretty stupid. That's why I know you are him--because I never feel stupid. In fact, you might say that I have no choice but to believe that you are KSS. If I said otherwise, I would be admitting--in an unqualified way--that I was without a doubt, flat out, monkeypiss wrong about this one. You might say that, after all my "I'm gonna kick some ass" rhetoric, I've quickly adopted a more humble persona. I laugh at that idea: ha. See? I laughed. No matter how many teenagers put me in my place, I will never be humbled (or humble). And what of my "you're just words on a screen" defense? Do you like it? I genuinely believe that you're just words on a screen. Honestly. Now, you might say, "Daffyman, you know that's a lie. You know there is a real person behind these words, a person who may not know you personally, but who has followed your trail of condescension, egotism, and general douche-baggery, and who thinks you're an asshole". whatever, do0d. Like I said before, you only have access to an almost endless supply of personal DAffyman data. You don't know me. KEEP_TELLING_YOURSELF_THAT 021015 ... Dafremen BORING_THE_SHIT_OUT_OF_YOUR_OPPONENT_AS_A_RHETORICAL_STRATEGY 021015 ... Dafremen By the way, folks, when I say (again and again and again) that life is a "show", I mean that it's a spectacle not unlike an Andrew Lloyd Webber musical. Though in my case, folks, the show is more like "Sigfried and Roy," given all the sex I have with both men and tigers! (It's all free expression, folks, even corn-holing a big jungle cat while s*cking-off a hot Do0d!). And while I'm trotting out my much-loved shopworn tropes, I'd like to once again assert my belief that you R sto0pid if you "mistake your motives for another's intentions". and by "you" I mean YOU, but not ME (I'll feel free to do just the opposite!). And when my wild accusations miss their mark completely, I'll pretend that I still believe I was right! Now, off to the local gloryhole to suck the c*cks of randy truckers and diseased street hustlers alike! :) STILL_NOT_GETTING_IT_EXCEPT_IN_THE_ASS CLUELESS_AND_QUEER 021015 ... Dafremen During a stretch of my apparently endless downtime, I thought about my clever aphorism, "every form of refuge has it's price". (Scroll up to see it--it's just before I was castrated by my own stupidity!) I ruminated, between puffs on my own c*ck, over whether or not self-deprecation could be considered a form of "refuge" with an accompanying "price". After all, what if, in the middle of fisticuffs, one combatant suddenly started to furiously b*tch-slap himself? Conclusion? Should be self-explanatory, folks! SELF_DEPRECATION_AS_A_COPING_MECHANISM 021015 ... ????????????? Okay, yeah, I am bored. And you didn't respond. (By the way, that would have been the most effective way to silence me--but I guess that never occurred to you.) I really had your head spinning for a while, didn't I? You thought I was KSS, then you thought I wrote that kx21 blathe, etc. The whole "You're KSS!" thing, and your rejection of his heartfelt denials, was hilarious. I'm proud of the role I played in goading you into lashing out, which in turn led to your verbal and intellectual beat-down at the hands of the Blather community. Sorry if I hurt your feelings at all (wink). By the way, this doesn't mean that I won't use your name in the future. Perhaps in my upcoming impersonations, I'll try to emulate you exactly rather than sarcastically. Something tells me that if I did it well enough, and no one could tell the difference between us, it would really piss you off, whether you admitted it or not--and how would THAT be for a show? ;) So I guess that's it, Daffyman... Unless you want to guess my true identity... (HINT: I'm not KingSuperSpecial, Jackass). 021017 ... kss absolved I wish that would sway him into believing you, but he seems fixated on me, like some sort of low brow bed buddy. I like to give Daffy little slap once in a while, just to see if he's awake, but I always hope to avoid the shit-flinging. maybe next time I'll just slap myself 021017 ... ????????????? I don't think he really believes I'm you. I think he wants to do two things: 1) to deprive me of the credit for fucking with his head, and 2) to avoid admitting that he was WRONG--that his alleged mental acumen failed him, completely and objectively. 021017 ... Dafremen You're both wrong of course. I just thought the whole idea of my getting beat down by the blather mob after a year in hibernation was a hilarious idea too, which is WHY I decided to take this private pissing match public on squint_meets_dafremen. Secondly, OF course I realized shutting up would have shut you up. I INVENTED that M.O. and anyone that knows me knows it. It is hard to react to someone that doesn't fight back. (I believe nocturnal or unhinged were the first to discover that about me.) In fact, the only reason that I DID shut up here for awhile was because I had already achieved the objective and the whole piece fell together rather well. Thanks for the idea. Feel free to ignore the whole thing that I've written here since YOU obviously wouldn't want to admit that YOUR mental acumen had failed YOU completely and objectively, and by all means feel free to use my name alll over the place. I might even help you. It is just expression, after all and I'm just having fun here. The truly meaningful expression goes on via emails and in person. You have been very useful. Thank you. Happy trying. : ) 021021 ... ????????????? Glad to be of service, Daffyman. I still don't believe you. Or maybe my character doesn't believe you. Or maybe I'm lying, or my character is. Thanks for permission to use your name, though. I think you'll write a song next. 021022 ... sugestion for the real daf. ON_BEING_A_PRETTY_COOL_Do0D 030707 ... Dafremen For an anonymous supporter: ON_KEEPING_IT_REAL_WHEN_OTHERS_FAKE_IT 030707 ... ... thankyou 030822 ... DOAR . 050720 what's it to you? who go blather from