ask_silent_bob lovers lament i believe i have found an answer, silent bob. backwardly, but i have. i have blathed tonight, as i have never before. i have blathed about ecstasy and euphoria and sadness. about begging, melancholy, selfmutilation. i have seen you. you open your heart to infinity time after time... do you open your heart to the finite as well? convince. 001121 ... silentbob i think i do maybe i try not to close it. if it does it does it by itself. Meanwhile...if i try to keep stuff out of there i get exhausted and it still gets in anyway. i dont like liking people. for the most part they dont really appreciate my emotions. Not people in general. the people i fall for...they don't appreciate it. 001121 ... lovers lament there is rarely a person who can appreciate as deeply as one should. appreciate anything for that matter. i appreciate probably more deeply than i should. it stings. no one understands. i see the other meaning in things. i see the hidden beauty/sadness. 001122 ... silentbob i think there is nothing wrong with that 001122 ... Ask Silent Bob Redux ask me questions and i'll try to answer to the best of my abilities 010925 ... yummyC why did you email me? 010925 ... silentbob becuase i was thinking, didn't i email that yummychuckle person a long time ago and she never responded? did she die? maybe i should email her again 010925 ... yummyC yeah I didn't think you'd care to hear a response the first time. You were so popular...*sigh* u so dreamy 010925 ... silentbob oh puh-leez im not popular or dreamy but you can think so if you want to where's my picture? i think i saw one once but it was forever ago 010927 ... silentbob Of you i meant 010927 ... MollyCule Are you mad that I never called you back? I meant to but my irritationg mother erased the message before I got yo digits and then I moved out of my house 2 days later, and everything has been quite hectic since. So, anyway, thank you for calling, I'm sorry I never called back, and you have the perfect voice for an "emo" kid from Iowa. 010927 ... Aimee How do I get to the castle at the centre of the Labyrinth? 010927 ... unhinged take turns with your friend making out with your ex boyfriend in your friend's bed 010927 ... silentbob No, i'm not mad. but you should call me back sometime. just email me for my number or something. so you like my voice eh? aimee You have to avoid talking to those damn goblins. they'll only get you lost. ask hoggle if he will help. convince him with a kiss that that's what good friends do in the real world. then touch him where it counts, and tell him friends do that too. see what he says. if it doesnt work kill him. if it works, kill him after you've found the center. nickle that isnt quite a question. are you trying to answer on my board? 010928 ... unhinged yep haha 010928 ... bryanfrbs I just discovered this wonderful world of blather, so I decided to blathe. Silent, you pointed me in this direction, so what do you suggest for me to do? I have tons to say, but I have no idea where to put it all. Oh yeah, how's the Descendents CD? 020221 ... silentbob its orgasmarriffic. Just paruse at your leisure, bryan, and you'll find everything you ever needed or wanted or dreamed of and more! 020221 ... little wonder bobby i'm in shock right now, why are they deleting blather? i just don't understand... 020221 ... little wonder you can scratch that last question bobby. 020221 ... greyplanet Do you know how to get rid of those darn grey men that keep taking me in the night? I know this sounds crazy. I even used to check all the closets and even the drawers, but if I found one what would I of done anyway... And what is with all that light? 020221 ... Dafremen Where do I go from here? Now that what I thought were my accomplishments have been revealed as my vanities? What do I do now that the work that I have enjoyed doing for so long, only fills me with longing to do something else? How do I plan a journey whose destination I do not know, and when...good gawd WHEN will that destination become clear to me? Having followed my heart away from my nightmares, I am left with my heart in my hand, searching for a dream to replace them. What is that dream and where do I find it? 020221 ... Dafremen No answers for me S'Bob? Nuttin? Sigh. 020322 ... silentbob CaN'T Answer now. try again later. 020322 ... Dafremen damn automated-sage-advice blathers. 020322 ... yummyC meurdeme! ok, so i wasn't really AASSKIING.... 020322 ... Glory Box Bobby, should I say what I want to? Should I tell her what I think and ask her what to do? I want to rip my heart outta my chest and wrap it up like a Christmas gift and mail it to her sweet shuttered house. Bobby, what do I do? Is all this nothing worth destroying? 021031 ... unhinged can i sleep in your bed? 021031 ... silentbob tell her. unless it will destroy your life Yes, you can sleep in my bed, you can do everything as long as it is in my bed 021101 ... unhinged ahhh gee. you sure do know how to make a girl feel special bobby. 021101 ... Freak Are you the one that added my homepage to the blather addicts website? (if you did I don't mind im just curious) 021101 ... kss do you know a good cure for cooties? 021101 ... methinx good old fashioned mayonnaise. true story. 021101 ... She No, I did, Freak. Since it was displayed in the guestbook, I took the liberty and added it to the links. I'm sorry if I stepped on your toes. 021104 ... The no longer curious Freak I didn't mind at all. I was just curious. 021105 ... The no longer curious Freak I didn't mind it at all. I was just curious 021105 ... The some-what irritated Freak AHHHHHHHH WHY DID IT POST TWICE! 021105 ... The some-what irritated Freak AHHHHHHHH WHY DID IT POST TWICE! 021105 ... unhinged no email? did i scare you? 021106 ... silentbob oops, i forgot, and then i emailed you before i even read this page 021106 ... unhinged :) 021107 ... Glory Box Bobby, you got any answers for me? I still have the same questions, though time passes like always. I wonder if you're still here. 030614 ... sixteeh why do my gums hurt so much? 030615 ... ShilohAskes Lol!! you peoples are halarious!! (now if only I could spell...) anywayz...Sence we are in the asking buseness here I was wondering...how do you manage to answer all of these Q's? 030615 ... endless desire wow. someone who can spell worse than i can. i like it. 030615 ... silentbob glorybox, im still here. and the same answers before still apply. Tell her unless telling her would absoluetly destroy you. you must do something. Sixteen - perhaps you need dental attention. 3 lol person - obviously im not able to answer all the questions as you may have noticed. 030615 ... Shiloh(the LOL person) well then bobby...it seems like you do have this answering thing down...even though you don't actually help everyone..It seems like you can help some.. :) 030618 ... y. shorlove? 030618 ... silentbob i only do what is in my power to do 030619 ... u24 what colour is blue? 040113 ... RoXXXie hey, silent bob, i think i've made a mess out of my entire life and im not quite sure how to straighten out. im really not sure if you're the one i should ask, if not, please point me in there direction. otherwise, you knew how to get through the Labrynth! HELP ME PLEASE! 040113 ... kookaburra where do you live? because in one of your pictures it looks familiar 040510 ... kookaburra wait, how about this question... Why are you never here when im here??? arrgghhh, it maketh me have much sadness... 040513 ... ethereal Have you read Life of Pi? 040513 ... silentbob u24 blue is the color of the broken crayon RoXXXie what you need to do is take up a pottery class and do pilates ... kookaburra it depends on which picture you're talking about i live in iowa city iowa but i have been various places. you may have seen a picture in a place you live in but .. uh .. yeah. otherwise al ot of places just start to look the same. ... kookaburra i am your opposite ... ethereal . No 040712 ... iNsEcUrE_GoTh_GiRl are you sad? 040712 ... silentbob Right now i kind of am 040717 ... princess paranoia why am i always so sad? and why is it that every time i meet a cool person, we are always somehow split apart? 040717 ... poet silentbob, what is THE MEANING OF LIFE???? 040717 ... silentbob you are sad because you dont dwell often enough in the sweet rays of sunlight that earth has in its... uh. spectrum. you wont always get split away from cool people. it will happen eventually. the meaning of life is marshamallow peeps. they come in a couple different colors, but mostly around easter 040718 ... .. .. 090119 what's it to you? who go blather from