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nanny
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maybe this is an obsessive compulsive list, but here goes...
Bees, taxes, broken hearts, lost friends, being broke, no privacy, stress, running out of ciggs, breaking a nail, getting lied to, rap music, a scratch in your new c.d., a lousy lay, being over worked, losing your job, getting underpaid, stubbing your toe, headaches, getting teased, rumors, funerals, being yelled at, being ignored, becoming the butt of a joke, politics, boring movies, being single, being tied down, tripping, st-st-studdering, forgetting what you were going to ..... oh... um... nevermind, chipping a tooth, not having teeth, sand in your hair, dirt under your finger nails, a zit on your forehead, cutting your self shaving, bills, getting hit on by someone old enough to be your parent, giving out personal information to many people on accident, having a tense back, not having someone to rub your sore back.
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nanny
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fearing you'll never get laid again, losing a ten dollar bill, finding a penny tails side up, a run in your stocking, no clean underwear, being twenty-five cents short at the check out line, breaking a glass, tucking your dress in your underwear, running out of hot water in the shower, someone flushes when you are in the shower, losing control, losing your mind, getting food on your new shirt, hairspray in your eyes, being late, someone singing out of tune, not knowing the words to your favorite song, waiting, breaking the heel to your new shoe, watching porno's alone, getting caught, missing the last bus, loosing your luggage, forgetting stuff when you move, moving, wearing out your favorite tape, bouncing a check on accident, bouncing a check on purpose, anorexic looking skinny people, a broken radio in your car, car windows that don't go down, a flat without a jack, getting stood up,
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nanny
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being stalked, mouthy kids, mouthy adults, management, mall rats, door to door sales people, Mormons, fundraisers, girl scout cookie drives, school dances, losing, telemarketers, prank phone calls at three in the morning, crappie neighbors, chain letters, junk mail, receiving an unwanted gift, not getting a gift at all, landlords, getting framed, psychotic roommates, big dogs, blind dates, double dates, being the fifth wheel, guys names John, alcoholics, junkies, twinkies, stale cookies, burnt birthday cake, melted ice cream, warm soda, brussle sprouts, no phone calls, no email, a tear in your dress, soap in your eyes, nothing for dinner, waiting rooms, doctor offices, hospitals, getting pulled over, gum in your hair, monthly red waves, late monthlys, early monthlys when you're out of supplies, getting your monthly when you are out for the day wearing white shorts, no change for the pay phone, no date on Saturday night, people who don't knock, men, women, work
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010910
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nanny
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barking dogs, cat piss, chores, bingo, bird shit on a freshly washed car, rain, break failure, impoundment, no gas, lipstick on your teeth, smelly people, men that shave and don't rinse out the sink, toilet seat still up, dirty sheets, wet spots, sleeping in the wet spot, getting the short half of the wish bone, painful sex, no sex, cheaters, dental work, broken noses, runny noises, dead animals, skunks, deer who attack cars, bad hair days, uni-brows, nose hair, ear hair, back hair, de-evelutionizing, itchy feet with your shoes on, STD's, CFC's, burning sensation when you pee, kidney failure, going bald, premature ejaculation, brain farts, poor eye sight, losing your wallet, getting carded when you don't have your id, repetition, cold coffee, repetition, no toilet paper, repetition, someone telling you the same story every time that you see them,
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socks that don't match, not having socks, lame excuses, having to repute yourself, guys who shave them selves bald, guys who shave themselves bald, de ja vous, not being able to talk, no hablo engles, foreigners, government, cover ups, fishing, whining, children, name tags, distance, people who get your hopes up for nothing, tyops, typos, AOL chat rooms, abbr. that u don't undstnd, drunk people, hang overs, car trips with the kids, family reunions, resembling your parents, low metabolism, fix-a-flat, viagra, masturbation, rude people, dead conversation, fast food that is really slow, oxymoron's, people with no opinions, Spam, needing to blow your nose when you have no tissues, pepperoni sticks, inside jokes when you're on the outside, Elvis look-a-likes, not knowing your own address, not knowing your own phone number, broken condoms, LIFE, death daylight.
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boys who try to be men, complexes, dead lighters, churches, people who play with their hair, someone who uses your live, becoming your parents, incest, dead end jobs, running out of tooth paste, nasty teeth, Pam, guys with initials for names, bad names, bi-sexual names, people who claim to be sexy but are butt ugly, people who can't whistle, dogs who droll too much, bad sex, being confused, people who don't understand "no", beggars, kids who are so cute that you can't stay mad at them, people who fart in elevators, people who push the elevator buttons more than once, people who push all the elevator buttons as they leave, school out for summer, school, braces, tripping on your shoe lace, tripping on dead invisible people, moving trees, trying to call and the line is busy, girls who try to act like women, a faked orgasm, bad porno's, having food in your teeth, lack of foreplay,
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pepull hoo cant spael, southern accents, Derf, pre-licked food, getting woken up in the hospital to be giving a sleeping pill, getting arrested, having an oz. a week and no lighter, horn blows, a bar on the corner, people who tap their nails, people who chew their hair, people who bite their nails, chewed pen tops, forgetting a person's name, someone forgetting yours, cute gay guys, dropping your ring down the sink, dropping your ring in the toilet after you've gone to the bathroom, infomercials, watching infomercials in the middle of the night because there is nothing else on, New York, being short, big feet, being too tall, cocky, screaming children, perfume that makes you gag, throwing up, dry heaving, nails across the chalk board, smoke in your eyes, stepping in dog pooh, one night stands, a running toilet, getting played, getting locked out of your house, locking your keys in your car,
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heater not working in your car during winter, no AC, people with no sense of humor, nightmares, power failures, losing files, over consumption, working 24/7, crying yourself to sleep, not having anyone to cuddle with getting fired on a daily basis, your name being called several times over and over (not during sex) being caller #6 when they want #7, never receiving a love letter, receiving a love letter from someone with hand writing so bad you can't read it, green stuff, jumpers, night time, unwanted pregnancies, long distant relationships, molestation, court, cops, rent-a-bacon, humpday, addictions, obsessions, Mattman, Roy, statistics, dead cell phone battery, rock in your shoe, sand in your socks, fertilized chicken eggs, hang nails, ingrown toe nails, tight underwear, underaged chickens,
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nanny
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falling in love, people with thin lips, hearing your roommates having sex, getting up when you are comfortable, slow uploads, homemade songs, Walmart shopping carts, sequels, victimless crimes, cheesy dialogues, bad acting, cinemax after dark, rejection, mornings, burning yourself with you cigg, waking up late, alarm clock not going off, no coffee, waking up at 6 am on your day off, confusing music videos, lack of motivation, being homeless, being left at the alter, teeth during oral, cybersex, TriX9000@aol.com, meeting people from the internet, infections, grown out dyed hair, paydays on mondays, rainy days on saturdays, people who mow their lawns at 7:30 am on weekends, your pet running away,
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nanny
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your pet getting hit by a car, getting bit by misquitos, men in a lesbian's chat room, getting booted from your favorite chat room, not knowing what to write, people with really long names, people with really short names, people with unusual names that you can never say or spell right, people with common names, taking tests, taking purity tests, making your own purity tests, b-flicks, electric blankets that catch on fire, excessively negative people, conducting surveys in chatrooms, silk shirts with pulls in the material, dshman101@yahoo.com, people who fall in love too easily, a rainy night when you're sleeping in a tent, running out of film,
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nanny
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last call, closing time, spilling grape juice on white carpeting, flirthing with a gay member of the opposite sex, getting hit on by a gay memeber of the same sex, circus midgets, miniature sculptures, tall children, long nose hair, backwards hats, sagging pants, credit cards, interest, mortgages, renting, trailor parks, white trash, burning garbage, cars on blocks, rust, infections, dial ups, disconnects, jingles, knick-knacks, islands, war, big books, abbridged dictionaries, overdue books, voter registration, labor, voting booths, elections, re-counts, florida, mass-holes, natural birth, drugs, dead flowers, getting fired, farbage trucks, quitting, country music about trucking, call-centers, suicide hotlines that are busy, 1-900 #'s, rat tails, school pictures, home made clothes, 80's haircuts,
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nanny
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to be continued.....
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Aimee
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I am most... utterly... impressed. :)
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kingsuperspecial
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intense tragedy - thousands dead - why?
revenge, retribution, terror, religion.
hell in a handbasket.
welcome to the new face of humanity.
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silentbob
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preoccupied
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010911
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blamethesky
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these might be repeated from above.
rape. rap-metal. metal. rap. any form of rap and/or metal. the color purple. black jellybeans. broken hearts. waking up early, especially on cold mornings. looney tunes tattoos. bad dye jobs. britney spears/pop music. suburbia. people who think they're anarchists cos they have a t-shirt. curfews. working. speeding tickets. people who can't spell. school, especially math. people who care about sell-outs. people who argue who is more punk/who can be punk.
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lost
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girls..... thats not necessarily bad though.
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kx21
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9_11_02, Hell_On_Earth, terrorists, War, Full-scale Retaliation, and probably
the_String_Between_Religion_and_Terrorism...
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010912
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kx21
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9_11_01, Hell_On_Earth, terrorists, War, Full-scale Retaliation, and probably
the_String_Between_Religion_and_Terrorism...
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nanny
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wow, i'm glad that ya'll liked it.
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god
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family time
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020405
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wax tadpole
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on_stuff_that_sucks
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020405
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shorlove
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... after realizing how deeply I loved and respected you b e f o r e I even knew you, keeps me up!
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030423
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Alex
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first time wearing a tampon, the period in general, first time wearing a thong, a yeast infection,´yesterday´s re-runs, hemorroids.
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030425
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User24
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vacuum cleaners
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030426
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niska
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and the trumpet goes:
wah, wah, waaaah..
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030426
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Rotten77
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freezing your fingers off in the basement in the middle of the nite bcuz u can't stop blathing.
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030427
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User24
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lol, a familiar feeling; our study is freezing.
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jane
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i was thinking that right now...my fingers are so cold i'm going to stop
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white wave
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mean people suck
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040403
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white wave
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Nothing sucks, I am the greatest ever.
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040403
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white wave
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Thank you imposter, for reminding me of how great i am.
Would you like to kiss my feet now?
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040403
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Borealis
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I suck
and my toes are cold.
you could suck too
no? no volunteers?
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040404
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anne-girl
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boys not liking me
me liking boys
doing badly on tests
feeling stupid
despairish feeling about school and the likelihood of getting decent grades
realising i'm not all that smart after all
realising that there's nothing in my life that i can't fix, that everything's actually not that bad, it's all really my fault
that i'm a terrible person
that people don't like me because i'm not an interesting person to be around
that i'm boring
self-pity
reflecting on self-pity
ad infinitum
lists of things that suck
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050414
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falling_alone
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that i dont seem to have a personality
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050415
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beorn
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homework duh
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051209
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andru235
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mouths, and the orally fixated persons that belong to them
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051209
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REAListic optimIST
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stars
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051210
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icy
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vampires
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051210
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pete
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in a way having to walk half way home, because it only happens early and late in winter (during the bulk of this wonderful season i get to skate to and from work the bulk of the way)... its cold, i'm usually extremely tired (slash am) and at times partially drunk (again, slash am)... i thought this promotion slash raise of april would spell into not ever walking home... but summer is over and i can't bike through big snowbanks (that is, not so big yet) along the canal.... so the last 40 minutes in now by foot, instead of it taking 25 minutes either way...
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poet
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high school
ben stiller (except zoolander)
my computer
blue_collar_tv (soooo soooo bad)
the star wars prequels
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060418
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falling_alone
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boys who make fun of you infront of other boys
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060419
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ivyducktwilightseto
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a fucking cow that was wearing stealth camoflauge stepping out in front of your car when you're almost home and you didn't have enough room to swerve and miss him. like sideswiping a brick wall man.....
now things_that_suck include a partially shattered windshield, a missing right-side mirror, and a busted crossbar.
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060419
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B~R
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continuously returning boyfriends/ex-boyfriends, parents, friends, homework, ncea, school, living, god im fucking emo so im juts gonn say fuck all this shit it fucking sucks just like fucking eveything else in the fucking world.
rip the anzacs
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Isaou
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ex-girlfriends, friends, family, hwk, not being with him..
& I second that ANZAC comment, -virtual poppy-
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pete
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takehome exams at the end of april,
though that's just a personal problem i could have worked on this at any time over the past month, it's just boring as dry grass
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debby
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i am she who used to be nanny. and i'm coming back to see who all has commented on my extensive list of things that suck. glad to see that people agree that there are a lot of things that sucks.
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070902
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phil
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UNDERSCORES!!!
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071111
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phil
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bad
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071111
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no reason
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my friend pointed out that every time i leave home i get sick
at least every time i leave somewhere far enough away
maybe my body's telling me something i don't want to hear
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unhinged
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february (cold, and the beautiful reminder of valentine's day....hope my sarcasm was duly noted)
one_sided friendships / relationships (when you are already so crazy you can't talk about it anymore)
proving stereotypes and cliches correct (especially the one about the nice guy finishing last)
roommates that never leave the house (even when they are supposed to go to class)
leading such a celibate existence that even hugs would be a welcome reminder of biology and chemistry
this list is getting too long
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080211
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ever dumbening
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work
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080211
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what's it to you?
who
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blather
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