baby
djdown little fat people that can't take care of themselves. 980826
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sarah jane I want one, even though I know more than most what the sacrifices would be 981014
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jake skin so smooth 990209
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kat baby shampoo makes the hair silky and smooth 990405
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Jeff @ Newdream what i call my beloved glenna, a term which could be used as if an insult, but actually a true expression of love and caring. amazing, that. 990528
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nameless like screaming puppets 991217
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nameless baby shampoo doesnt do any good to my hair. 991217
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nameless third time im blatherring to this word. i hate those rock & roll singers that everytime they dont know what to say they say "baby" or "babe" depends on how many words missing and what rhymes better. look at me! i can write songs! "baby baby babe ooooooh i love you babe" another thought comes a long... everytime you dont know what to say you say "so..." or "hey" and everytime you meet someone after the "hello/hi/hey" comes the "how are you/whats up/how's it going" and ususally the answer is "fine/ok/nothing" and its not like you really care when you ask that and its not like you mean what you say in your answer 991217
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BoofPixie blond headed and screams when i tickle it. then we both fall asleep. 000126
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another alice it's like christmas every day of the year.

she's five months old and she's perfect. i call her "starfish." she has two little orbs of the deepest blue and the faintest splotch of a storkbite inbetween (which darkens when she gets angry.)

she means no sleep, and responsibility. she means peter pan has to resign from the post of high lost boy and care for something other than himself. it means work, and struggle, and sacrifice. but it has been by far my greatest adventure.

and i watch her sleep, and i think, "i will never ever write anything that lovely."
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lisa_is_bionic she's convinced she could hold back a glacier
but she couldn't keep Baby alive
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WoNDERGIRL I miss you like crazy, baby
but I can't keep up with these damn insurance bills if you won't park the car in the garage anymore
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SrM HOW ABOUT YOU FUCKING PEOPLE WAKE UP YOU WACK ASSED MUTHAFUCKERS?
DON'T U SEE THAT THERE TROBLE?
YEAH SHURE THEY MAY BE CUTE TO SOME PEOPLE WHEN THERE YOUNG BUT WHEN THEY GROW OLDER YOU CAN'T DO THAT STUFF YOU USED TO DO, PLUS THE WORLD IS ALREADY OVER POPULATED ENOUGHT ONE DAY WHERE ALL GOING TO DIE AND ITS BECAUSE OF YOUS THAT WANT BABYS, WHAT DO YOU THINK IN THE FUTHER??? WHERE DO YOU THINK EVERYBODYS GONA GO?? THE WORLDS ONLY SO BIG .ONE DAY ITS GOING TO BE LIKE A CITY IN THE CONTRY.AND IF YOUR BRAT GROWS UP TO BE A FUCKED UP ASS- LITTLE BITCH THAT DON'T CARE ABOUT THE WORLD AND MORE,AND MORE, TURN TO BE THAT WAY THE WORLD IS GOING TO BE DESTROLD IM NOT SAYING TO STOP HAVEING BABYS ALTOGETER BUT ALEAST HAVE THE INTELLIGENTS TO STOP HABING SO MANY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :):):):)
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moonshine Who are we kidding? We will never destroy the world. She'll never die. We will only destroy her to the point that we must cease to exist and she will cometh and renew. 000710
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birdmad well...
one thing's for sure...

we know whose it WASN'T
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SrM fuck you MOONSHINE FUCKED-ASS LITTLE BITCH !!!!!!!



and im a male bitch !
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moonshine okay, where? 000715
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SRM GO______TO_____HELL____ 000718
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moonshine should i fill in the blanks?Hmm.. 000718
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Saint hmm the shouting one.

advancing the theory of rectal gestation
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FUCK YOUS FUCK ALL THE BABYS IN THE WORLD,FUCKING SHOOT THEM,KILL THEM,STOP HAVING SEX IF U DON'T WANNA HAVE FUCKING BABY,THEM LET THE MAN PUT ON A CONDOM IF U JUST WANNA HAVE SEX,WHEN THE BABYS GROW OLDER FUCKING HAVE SEX WITH THEM,FUCK ALL THE BABYS,I WANNA KILL THE BABYS THAT ARE IN THE WHOLE WORLD THAT ARE JUST BORN,1 YEAR OLD,2 YEAR OLD, AND JUST KILL EM ALL,EXCEPT FOR HAILIE JADE SCOTT THATS MY DAUGHTER,HEHEE AND HIHIIII. 000725
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Barrett You're one sick fuck!
Anyways, Led Zepplin's "Babe I'm gonna leave you" Babe or Baby 32 times.
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kitten on drugs i desperately want to but can't have a baby, and there are idiotic and terrible people who say things like, "kill the babies"? 001121
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Rhin "The hand that rocks the cradle, is the hand that rules the world" 001204
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john waite the babies rock! 001205
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That guy over there Bad English sucks 001205
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john waite man, i ain't missin' you at all. or neal schon's afro, for that matter. 001206
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carey they aren't really all that cute... 010205
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cornhoilio@hotmail.com well since my baby left me well I found a new place to dwelll 010404
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sagesse he'd always 'oh baby' me.

I'm just pretending I don't miss it, I know.
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psychobabe dont call me baby baby! lmfao! 010501
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CinnamonGirl if olive oil's made of olives I wonder what babies' oil is made of 010605
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Dafremen Simple. It's made from 100% baby booties, not coincidentally manufactured by...yep you guessed it the Dog_Boot_Company. 010605
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panacea i said i was dizzy once. and that i couldn't see and my head hurt. and he said "baby, i'm sorry" and i froze. that word hasn't meant more to me since. 010714
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the Walrus You know how you strap a
baby in his high chair..
and open a jar of strained
spinach..and he hates it.
but he eats it anyway.
and there is a feeling
there that is more than
love ?
No one has ever invented
a word for it.
That is how I feel for you
God Damn it..why is there
no word so I can tell you ?
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the Walrus You know how you strap a
baby in his high chair..
and open a jar of strained
spinach..and he hates it.
but he eats it anyway.
and there is a feeling
there that is more than
love ?
No one has ever invented
a word for it.
That is how I feel for you
God Damn it..why is there
no word so I can tell you ?
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the Walrus excuse me for saying
twice......NEWBY
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Saint how do you make a dead baby float?

scoop of ice cream,
scoop of dead baby
some root beer
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baby satan a raspberry vodka cooler. slurp. 010807
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Devil Doll The Taco Bell sign said: "Try our grilled stuft baby" LMAO I wonder what they stuft it with! 010814
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marjorie i had one. 010825
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sage girl fuck yous is a sick mother fucker!! babies are the sweetest little people, when desmend gets out, we're having one 010925
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fat bastard behemoth satan the other OTHER white meat 011010
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distorted tendencies I definately do not wish to have one. Bleh. 011013
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ClairE Ick, caps hurt my ears.

I want one.
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KaNdY ApPlEz When do you get to say hi?
When do you get to say goodbye?
Don't come up to me n say HeY BaBy
Cuz you can't get nothin but a MaYbE
And don't even start with a korny line
Dont bother sayin GiRl yOu fInE!
It's not gonna work for me
...if only guys could see...
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bzzmel i use baby shampoo! it smells nice 011206
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Miffey she's my baby, but I think I made her give up hers

So she took mine away, too.
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mallet regretting his birth, and with very little to look foward to, he simply faced the door and happily ceased to be 020102
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Scarlet they call eachother "baby"
or "baboo" or "moogoo"
what the hell does THAT mean?
they talk in gibberish sometimes
in these honey sweet tones
that really just make me want to vomit
or RIP MY HAIR OUT

Yeah, I can SAY that I don't want that.
say they make me sick to my stomache.
but in all reality,
I am so very jealous of them
envyous
And the sick feeling that I get, is just the realization of the fact that I will probably NEVER have something like that.
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lady lunchbox someday we'll meet again, just like your father and i told you that nite in may. 020216
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god cricket pox unbridled stereo michigan salsa unapparent demise. conditions of stealth unwind your will to the bird beak of desire. 020306
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Arwyn oh how I want one... a cute little plump being that we created together... *sighs* 020307
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Kitten Awe-struck
Star-struck
When I look in your eyes.

When you hold my hand
While you read through the alphabet,
I am so proud.

You know so much for someone so young,
Only three, and the master of your universe.

You make my heart swell with the love that has no name.
Taylor.
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pierre the pickle suckass monkey trainer butthole why did the baby fall out of the tree?........................because IT WAS DEAD=0 020912
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squint is insane little meaning

everything.
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squint in the yard, smelling like sunscreen and sounding sweet like a voice difficult to take seriously. the broad movements used by her uncontrolled arms and hands, forgetting that fingers serve a purpose other than picking a nose, she gleefully dances in a stream of bubbles

not caring where they came from

just smiling and spinning with clumsy giggle footsteps.
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~gez~ as you awake you are scared of that dude from red dragon. your my little baby, and i want to hold you. make you feel that everything is alright 021014
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sahar just say my name instead 030112
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sage one where you begin
and I end

so hard to tell sometimes
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Pink Hamster Queen I'm a baby...and proud of it! (*^_^*)
I love being spoiled and fussed over. In fact, my nickname is "Baby Lady".
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angelA i will always be your 030216
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chained i love my baby, my boyfriend, my love.
i want a baby really badly even though i'll have to give up so much. i miss my ferret named baby who died from cancer. i would have a 13 year old baby right now but i had an abortion.
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lie down dont judge 030223
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niska GAWD! just the way you said it, blew me away... 030301
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pipedream i want a million...and i'm sorry abt the 13 year old not-there baby.. :( that was sad..
and whoever wants to kill babies should kill themselves first, they were babies before the babies that're babies right now, so up yours, if you'll excuse the iffy language
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please go here 030402
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niska no, it's your turn...

with your touch...
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Aimee It's mostly good.... It kicks me about a hundred times a day, and everytime (except for the kicks to the bladder) it makes me smile. I sing to it, i talk to it, and I sit and wonder if it's a boy or a girl... I don't want to know until it's birthday though... something about a surprise is just more exciting. 030405
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opzz shut up
and
make babies
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pipedream Babies' heads are open, did y'all know that? There's this one little spot on the top of their heads towards the forehead, slightly off-center, thats OPEN- you can feel it with your fingers, there's a literal hold in their heads! And that spot pulsates!
Yesterday I was holding my cousin's cook's baby in my lap, she's a few months old, and my cousin- who's a doctor- showed me...blew me away, that. Wow.
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unhinged are popping up all over my family. and i don't want to catch the disease. i've decided that i will let all my siblings have all the grandchildren in our family. i love babies, don't get me wrong. but i can barely take care of myself let alone be responsible for another human life. yesterday, i took her next door to visit our neighbor's irish setters. she doesn't have the biggest vocabulary but it's growing every day and the words she can say she can say very clearly. we walked past the line of the electric fence and sampson came over to us and she said 'doggie' clear as day and started barking back at him. her laugh and her smile are two of the most beautiful things in my life. and when i ask her for a kiss and she puckers up her lips and presses them against mine it repairs the little cracks left in my heart. and the best part is that when she pukes or shits all over the place i look at my sister and say 'she's yours now' :) 030518
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aight peace out nigga naw i have nuthin ta say word! 040503
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wuzup up niggas!? dat shit is fuckin whack!! u smo whatsup?! 040503
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minnesota_chris I think that needs to go on the blatherskite_test. 040503
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kassy i am infertile. i will never, never have my own baby. 040504
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uu 8777 040509
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stand by the lakeshore a baby is one of the only remotely innocent creatures that can find happiness in the things that were meant to make us happy. we were all babies once, but then we met society, the person that destroyed us. we met evil, we met lucifer. now only God can save us, we are all children of Him, but society is turning us into rebels. 040513
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other than We cannot blame Lucifer
We must not blame society
We can only blame oursleves

We created this
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minnesota_chris oh I've blamed Lucifer for a few kids I've had to teach. 040610
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emmi i had a dream that i had a baby. i took it home when it was three days old. it was a little girl with pink skin and i called her isabel or isabella.
at breakfast, still half asleep i told my mum i want to have a baby.
i think i really freak her out sometimes. it just popped into my head. who knows what goes on in there.
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minnesota_chris women are programmed to do that. 040622
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schwartz theory and practice are very different. always knew where babies came from but watched one grow from scratch & get born from close up recently and man, that's freaky. not gross, just freaky. i may never be ready to do that. 040704
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insane_child i used to call her that. 041105
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6X small and scary infants, so tiny and fragile, yet powerful and manipulative 041205
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6X they will rock your world 041205
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emmi "i'm not thinking about baby names just yet"

you're not?

it's a cruel thing to say to your pmsing girlfriend.
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stork daddy we all were a babies once, but none of us remembers what it was like. i assume we were more conscious then. there was very little we knew to be ashamed of i suppose. we were quite forthright to others, and so by extension i suppose to ourselves as well. 050113
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andre STOP CRYING YOU SHITFACE

WE ALL HAVE PROBLEMS

STOP IT
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your mom they all look like aliens 050131
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Fey "Dont call me Baby", he said today, as I realize that everything I had worked for vanished to nothing.

Well, Honey, sorry I hurt you.
What else can I say?
I thought you would be more understanding, since you hurt me everyday.
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blather spell check "every day" 051223
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your worst nightmare you fuck You know what you are a sick fuck and i hope someone kills you and if they dont i will do it myself. You are twisted and need to be fucking shot in your muther fucking head. I want to rip your fucking balls off and you penis and super glue it to your belly button. I hope your kids get killed by some sick fuck like you then maybe you would chang your mind you fucking cock licker. FUCK YOU, YOU PIECE OF SHIT 060421
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becca i need you
now

don't go out tonight
come home

stay
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tr the first time she called me baby,
was the time i realized that
this is more than a
girl to girl friendship.
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Jordan Placenta covered sack of scream. Period. 061016
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devilbunny Have you ever seen The Omen? Get the knives before it's too late. 061110
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olive "babbies are such nice ways to start humans" 071005
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no reason i waved and smiled to one yesterday
she didn't smile, but just stared at me with what looked like intense curiosity for what seemed like forever
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or *at one 071011
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Barefoot revolutionary i didnt think i wanted it.

now i realize its the best decision ive ever made. im happy.

and i love him.
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amy my little niece was born this morning. it's no wonder i felt the need to blather painfully yesterday... i'm good at sympathetic labour.

hopefully she hasn't been bestowed with too big of an Electra complex.... she's an Aquarius but she has that moon-venus in Pisces right near my brother... it's a good combo. i'm glad she was early!
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Raina mine isn't anymore.
she's almost 3
just as sweet as can be
i had concerns for her development
so have been doing EI evaluations
the lady said "she's very smart"
but she has problems maintaining focus
(got that from her dad)
and when faced with a task she doesn't know how to tackle, she gives up and gets frustrated
(got that from me)
all in all, she seems like she will be
a smart lil lady.
too bad she is already showing symptoms of both parent's bullshit.

my baby
my baby
my baby
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niecespieces I call him that.
I called HIM that.
He called me that.
He calls ME that.
Double double double double... pet names are fallicies.

I have no baby.
No one has escaped my womb.
Will a baby come from my bebe? Dear me dear me... the world will collapse under the pressure of all these babies.
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