who jeff ...knows? 990828 ... Caren understands what the difference between a high way and freeway is? 990924 ... Richard whoso would be a man, must be a non-conformist. He who would gather mortal palms must not be hindered by the name of goodness, but must explore if it be goodness. Nothing at last is sacred but the integrity of your own mind. Absolve you to yourself, and you shall have the suffrage of the world. (walt whitman) 991118 ... yoyoyo took the money? . 000219 ... yoyoyo it's not whether you win or lose it's how many sunsets you see how many laughs you make how many bells you ring how much love you love how much money you hug it's all about quantity! 000219 ... flux capacitance what? when? where? why? and how? 000415 ... emily ...are you anymore? 000607 ... Grendel the hell do you think you are? am i? was that? 000607 ... FoxFire the door hits me as i slide right by i look at the floor Take in my neverending drag. release my exhaust, and smoke a bag. Tossing and Turning, I run into the door. Higher and Higher....i hit the floor 000929 ... Bob soever reads these words will forever be lost in this madness we call the waking world 001201 ... La La Who are you and where did you come from? 010110 ... frumious who we talkin' bout here? 010119 ... tara who am i? right now i have no idea 010216 ... keith moon is tonya? 010228 ... vampers who are you when no one is around? do you take off your mask and hide behind another? i know i do 010324 ... abms who am i suppose to be 010330 ... katie who do you imagine? do you imagine that? i imagine you do. imagine that. i imagine you. do you imagine? who do you imagine? do you imagine that i imagine you do imagine that i imagine you? do you imagine? 010331 ... Chrity Who is that man who chases me in my dreams Who is he and why can I never see his face Who is he and why does he never speak Who is he and why can he never catch me Who is he and who does he represent 010408 ... Chrity go to: i_have_words 010408 ... Red Indian 069 Jeff WHY? Feebee IS IT ! Who ever told you that you Pepsi drinker you, do you believe everything you see and read, yes said Maggie I do, Why said Peter? because I don't know why. she licked her red sugar lolly and looked up to the sky and smiled. What makes you so happy then MR. Niceguy? 010413 ... Tybay ive posted too much blather and my name sticks out like a sore thumb.... hahaha i bet it happens to many 010506 ... ! me 010514 ... ladybird ...let the dogs out?! 010517 ... ncon i am someone. 010715 ... Joseph Heller "Who is Spain?" "Why is Hitler?" "When is right?" "Where was that stooped and mealy-colored old man I used to call Poppa when the merry-go-round broke down?" "How was trump at Munich?" "Ho-Ho beriberi." and "Balls!" all rang out in rapid succession, and then there was Yossarian whith the question that had no answer: "Where are the Snowdens of yesteryear?" 010729 ... nocturnal goddamn that is about the greatest book ever, my #1 favourite. oh, and the who rocks, too. one of the greatest bands of all time if you ask me. 010729 ... Aimee do you love? 010729 ... mulder ummmm... you? 010729 ... Teenage Jesus out of my brain on the 515 and Slip Kids Good Stuff! 010730 ... colin michael robert mcdermott colin michael robert mcdermott. my father is george mcdermott. my mother is sheila martin. my brother is david mcdermott. im going out with someone called laura etchells. my best friends (IN NO ORDER AT ALL) are: chris, john, mike, kieran, kristian, tamara, alex, james, pastee, jonny and nic. my parents friends are kev, dod and ivan. my long distance friends are andrea from canada, mike and tommy in ireland and hanna is southampton. my internety friends are andrea, andrew, and matthew. my past serious girl friends are helen and sarah. they are me. i am them. 010815 ... dB whosoever draws this olive spike, is the true keeper of the cheese. 010815 ... diamonds who has my soul tonight who eats the light that warms me? 011007 ... bob digi why? Why not? who? Who cares? What What is the purpose of life? Would the earth be a better place if humans were never to take their place in the cycle of evolution? 011117 ... paste! who is the person that rattled the freshly caught fish, so hard, it's spine fell out and shuffled off in the direct vicinity of our neighborhood laundromat? 011117 ... kingsuperspecial farted? somebody claim it, ya bastards 011130 ... ClairE qui? 011201 ... carne de metal took my gun? 020206 ... Jacer Who gets to decide which wishes come true. When two people wish the exact opposite, who selects who's wish gets granted....not granting one, and granting another, not granting the other, and granting the one. If I wished you dead who decides whether or not to grant it? 020702 ... Oak Barrel in love with who are you? is there room for two? I think not so you better chose in love with who are you? 020813 ... filzkugel who knows? i for one don't what? who again? is this strange to you? question? just ask! 021012 ... Reverend Lough wait..... did you hear that?! shh.... oh no..... the owls! SHIT! they're BACK? THEY'RE BACK!!! make them STOP..... somebody.... PLEASE!! the owls..... they wont stop..... all of the WHOOing..... oh god.... it's driving me mad.... i can't..... i can't take it anymore...... fuck.... the owls..... ........ 021215 ... p2 can't believe it hasn't been posted yet so here it is: Abbott: Well Costello, I'm going to New York with you. The Yankee's manager gave me a job as coach for as long as your on the team. Costello: Look Abbott, if your the coach, you must know all the players. Abbott: I certainly do. Costello: Well you know I've never met the guys. So you'll have to tell me their names, and then I'll know who's playing on the team. Abbott: Oh, I'll tell you their names, but you know it seems to me they give these ball players now-a-days very peculiar names. Costello: You mean funny names? Abbott: Strange names, pet names...like Dizzy Dean... Costello: His brother Daffy Abbott: Daffy Dean... Costello: And their French cousin. Abbott: French? Costello: Goofe' Abbott: Goofe' Dean. Well, let's see, we have on the bags, Who's on first, What's on second, I Don't Know is on third... Costello: That's what I want to find out. Abbott: I say Who's on first, What's on second, I Don't Know's on third. Costello: Are you the manager? Abbott: Yes. Costello: You gonna be the coach too? Abbott: Yes. Costello: And you don't know the fellows' names. Abbott: Well I should. Costello: Well then who's on first? Abbott: Yes. Costello: I mean the fellow's name. Abbott: Who. Costello: The guy on first. Abbott: Who. Costello: The first baseman. Abbott: Who. Costello: The guy playing... Abbott: Who is on first! Costello: I'm asking you who's on first. Abbott: That's the man's name. Costello: That's who's name? Abbott: Yes. Costello: Well go ahead and tell me. Abbott: That's it. Costello: That's who? Abbott: Yes. PAUSE Costello: Look, you gotta first baseman? Abbott: Certainly. Costello: Who's playing first? Abbott: That's right. Costello: When you pay off the first baseman every month, who gets the money? Abbott: Every dollar of it. Costello: All I'm trying to find out is the fellow's name on first base. Abbott: Who. Costello: The guy that gets... Abbott: That's it. Costello: Who gets the money... Abbott: He does, every dollar of it. Sometimes his wife comes down and collects it. Costello: Who's wife? Abbott: Yes. PAUSE Abbott: What's wrong with that? Costello: Look, all I wanna know is when you sign up the first baseman, how does he sign his name? Abbott: Who. Costello: The guy. Abbott: Who. Costello: How does he sign... Abbott: That's how he signs it. Costello: Who? Abbott: Yes. PAUSE Costello: All I'm trying to find out is what's the guys name on first base. Abbott: No. What is on second base. Costello: I'm not asking you who's on second. Abbott: Who's on first. Costello: One base at a time! Abbott: Well, don't change the players around. Costello: I'm not changing nobody! Abbott: Take it easy, buddy. Costello: I'm only asking you, who's the guy on first base? Abbott: That's right. Costello: Ok. Abbott: Alright. PAUSE Costello: What's the guy's name on first base? Abbott: No. What is on second. Costello: I'm not asking you who's on second. Abbott: Who's on first. Costello: I don't know. Abbott: He's on third, we're not talking about him. Costello: Now how did I get on third base? Abbott: Why you mentioned his name. Costello: If I mentioned the third baseman's name, who did I say is playing third? Abbott: No. Who's playing first. Costello: What's on base? Abbott: What's on second. Costello: I don't know. Abbott: He's on third. Costello: There I go, back on third again! PAUSE Costello: Would you just stay on third base and don't go off it. Abbott: All right, what do you want to know? Costello: Now who's playing third base? Abbott: Why do you insist on putting Who on third base? Costello: What am I putting on third. Abbott: No. What is on second. Costello: You don't want who on second? Abbott: Who is on first. Costello: I don't know. Together: Third base! PAUSE Costello: Look, you gotta outfield? Abbott: Sure. Costello: The left fielder's name? Abbott: Why. Costello: I just thought I'd ask you. Abbott: Well, I just thought I'd tell ya. Costello: Then tell me who's playing left field. Abbott: Who's playing first. Costello: I'm not...stay out of the infield!!! I want to know what's the guy's name in left field? Abbott: No, What is on second. Costello: I'm not asking you who's on second. Abbott: Who's on first! Costello: I don't know. Together: Third base! PAUSE Costello: The left fielder's name? Abbott: Why. Costello: Because! Abbott: Oh, he's center field. PAUSE Costello: Look, You gotta pitcher on this team? Abbott: Sure. Costello: The pitcher's name? Abbott: Tomorrow. Costello: You don't want to tell me today? Abbott: I'm telling you now. Costello: Then go ahead. Abbott: Tomorrow! Costello: What time? Abbott: What time what? Costello: What time tomorrow are you gonna tell me who's pitching? Abbott: Now listen. Who is not pitching. Costello: I'll break your arm if you say who's on first!!! I want to know what's the pitcher's name? Abbott: What's on second. Costello: I don't know. Together: Third base! PAUSE Costello: Gotta a catcher? Abbott: Certainly. Costello: The catcher's name? Abbott: Today. Costello: Today, and tomorrow's pitching. Abbott: Now you've got it. Costello: All we got is a couple of days on the team. PAUSE Costello: You know I'm a catcher too. Abbott: So they tell me. Costello: I get behind the plate to do some fancy catching, Tomorrow's pitching on my team and a heavy hitter gets up. Now the heavy hitter bunts the ball. When he bunts the ball, me, being a good catcher, I'm gonna throw the guy out at first. So I pick up the ball and throw it to who? Abbott: Now that's the first thing you've said right. Costello: I don't even know what I'm talking about! PAUSE Abbott: That's all you have to do. Costello: Is to throw the ball to first base. Abbott: Yes! Costello: Now who's got it? Abbott: Naturally. PAUSE Costello: Look, if I throw the ball to first base, somebody's gotta get it. Now who has it? Abbott: Naturally. Costello: Who? Abbott: Naturally. Costello: Naturally? Abbott: Naturally. Costello: So I pick up the ball and I throw it to Naturally. Abbott: No you don't you throw the ball to Who. Costello: Naturally. Abbott: That's different. Costello: That's what I said. Abbott: Your not saying it... Costello: I throw the ball to Naturally. Abbott: You throw it to Who. Costello: Naturally. Abbott: That's it. Costello: That's what I said! Abbott: You ask me. Costello: I throw the ball to who? Abbott: Naturally. Costello: Now you ask me. Abbott: You throw the ball to Who? Costello: Naturally. Abbott: That's it. Costello: Same as you! Same as YOU!!! I throw the ball to who. Whoever it is drops the ball and the guy runs to second. Who picks up the ball and throws it to What. What throws it to I Don't Know. I Don't Know throws it back to Tomorrow, Triple play. Another guy gets up and hits a long fly ball to Because. Why? I don't know! He's on third and I don't give a darn! Abbott: What? Costello: I said I don't give a darn! Abbott: Oh, that's our shortstop. 021216 ... Rhin i love 'who's on first?' 021216 ... Lilac Him: can i ask you a question Me: sure Him: What do you think a random person would think if they just happen to walk by or see you somewhere? Me: well, that depends. Him: on what? how? Me: It depends on what kind of mood im in, what kind of look i went for that day, punk, prep, goth, grunge, whatever, it depends