satan m*intyfresh rocks ass 991214 ... silentbob overdramatized 000615 ... silentbob dear satan For being the supreme enemy of all christianity etc. you sure aren't given much mention in the bible. like almost 2000 pages, and your name is said like 15 times. And why do you hate god so much? he still likes you, you bastard. jeez. 000717 ... Grendel in Excelsis Deo truth of the matter, there could be some doubt raised as to whether or not Satan and "the Devil" are really the same entity. The Old Testament implies that they are two separate beings and is is only the New Testament that says they are one and the same. The Old Testament Satan (meaning "Accuser")seems to be appointed by God to test the faithful, to weed out the unworthy. The New Testament Devil/Satan seems to be the unnamed Adversary of the OT. Satan tested Christ during the 40 days in the desert, Satan, with God's permission tested Job in the OT. The being we refer to as the Devil seems to have been a high-ranking member of the angelic host, angelic lore would name him Lucifer(latin for "Light-Bearer", or roughly in Hebrew Hellel ben Sahar ("Son of Morning") and suggest that he was the most beautiful and powerful of the Angels (certain theories, branded heresy by Roman authority near the turn of the seventh century suggested that Lucifer was the "older brother" of Christ and his rebellion was spawned from the Godhead placing his favor with the younger brother and with humanity -- similar to the rivalry between Esau and Jacob in Genesis) and with that, dear children i say Dominus Inferus Vobiscum 000717 ... the devil it's just a nickname, really 001028 ... kx21 The following Message from 'god' refers. "god hey all. just to let you know, i'll be going to mexico for a couple of weeks. if you need anything, ask satan. see you soon, god" s1) What is your relationship with 'god'? s2) Are you created by GOD? 001102 ... Barrett ...and by the way... if you see your mom this weekend... be sure and tell her... 001102 ... Iblis Satan Sammael Leviathan my existence is the proof of my father's fallibility... some people kept feeding him that idea for so long that he believes it as if it too was an infallible statement I am the first son, once the favourite of creation. For my argument, I was expelled. The faithless among men may repent and be forgiven, but such is a privilege I can never know and I do not regret it as much as it may sound. It was strictly a business decision, and by the numbers, my customer base is larger. 001102 ... satan HOW DARE YOU DISTURB MY WRETCHED INFERNAL SLEEP !!! I AM SATAN! BOO! i got to keep up appearances. hullo kx21. s1- god is my sex toy. i fuck him every night in the nose with a frozen turd. i then whisper in his ear all the things that he should do to you to make your life more miserable. s2- NO! i created god. he is a charlatan and a thief. he follows me around asking me questions constantly. he drops my name at parties. he tries to be cool, but he is such a fake. me and all my friends like ozzy and slayer, but he always has this stryper t-shirt on. god is a pimply little fag. 001102 ... satan - "tipster to the damned" be kool like barrett and but an album called "locust abortion technician" by the butthole surfers. 001102 ... Iblis Satan Sammael Leviathan by "but" i mean either "take and shove it up yr. ass" or "buy". you choose. 001103 ... kx21 Dear SATAN, s3) What is your relationship with the Devil(s)? s4) You stated that you created god. What is the purpose of this creation? s5) Did god inherit some GENES from you? s6) Are you the creator of the Universe as well? s7) Who are your creator? s8) What are the common interests / features and major problems / conflicts in / between you and god? s9) Do you want to be trusted and admired by others? Why? 001103 ... Shaitan Oyama Hellel Ben Sahar Hey, Mini-me...knock that shit off before i send the thundering herd of incendiary phosphorescent gerbils to violate your arse once again and though i will not answer your questions by the number, kx21, i will answer them as best as i can The Zoroastrians were closest to the mark (if not dead on), WE are a dualist entity...I proceed from Him and thus am part of Him and therefore, by the extension of the logic: I am Him ...and though genetics are the building blocks of biological life, WE are at a loss to explain our own origins...eitherWE truly are eternal or WE / I have amnesia ...WE want to have our way with your soul ...WE disagree on what to do with it once we have it and WE disagree on what your souls are really worth ...HE wants to be trusted...HE always expects faith... I say let the results speak for themselves...If it feels good...DO IT. 001103 ... not really satan (mini- me) NO!! NOT THE GERBILS AGAIN O MASTER. i will crawl back into my hole and never interrupt you again. 001103 ... Satan His Own Bad Self Thank you. For your cooperation i will let you inflict horrible infections on any number of politicians and pre-manufactured pop-stars...and you can use the aforementioned gerbils on them too. Sincerely, The infernal Management 001103 ... humble demon eddie gomez thank you master for your rare show of leniency. i shall sally forth and prepare britney spears' anus for the impending gerbils. 001103 ... kx21 Dear SATAN, g10) Do you think your existence is good for the Universe? 001105 ... Satan His Own Funky Bad Ass Self kx21, my we are just the curious little thing aren't we. If you must know, yes, I do believe thta my existence is good for the universe... can't have good without badto define it against 001106 ... kx21 Dear SATAN, g11) What are your contribution(s) to the Universe? 001106 ... Satan Himsel don't ask for much do you? you may as well ask the ground beneath your feet what it's contribution is to the universe... some questions are unanswerable, i either don't know or can't express it in clear terms you wood not recognize good without the evil i do. how's that. 001107 ... SatanSatanSatan uh, i meant to say "would" not "wood" 001107 ... kx21 Dear SATAN, g12) What is the purpose of your existence in the Universe? g13) What is your achievement so far? 001107 ... SATAN i like you kx21, the circular line of questioning you manage to use is admirable, do you write the questions for polygraph tests i am the darkness against which you define light, the evil against which you define "good", the "yang" against which you define "Yin" mathematically, i am the negative value and zero is the abyss (or vice versa) my achievement? the expiation of sin among some classes of sinners, the destruction of the souls of others and the eternal torment of the worst members of humanity (hell IS eternal, but for some damnation either results in annihilation or a period of penance --hence the concept of purgatory...you people created that one...hehe, gotta love dogmatic law...but the worst get what they deserve here...) and if that wasn't enough,i have been the one to foster many of your greatest impulses, for good and bad because i have always been fond of the animal that is humanity but know this: if i see another rephrasing of what is essentially the same questions, i will unleash mini-me and the burning phosphorescent gerbils upon you with no mercy or remorse 001107 ... kx21 Dear SATAN, g14) What is your meaning of 'souls' and 'destruction of the souls of others'? g15) Can SOMEBODY or SOMETHING change or destroy YOUR SOUL? g16) Who are your friends? 001108 ... Satan it's all very nebulous and abstract if i explained it all to you, i wouldn't have to kill you, your head would just spontaneously implode anyway 001109 ... kx21 Dear SATAN, s17) Are you involved in the SQ006's Accident? s18) Do you have feeling or emotion? s19) Is it true that Change is the only CONSTANT in the Universe? 001109 ... Obscenum is my father 010215 ... Satan his own bad self kx21 again, most of the answers i can give are so complex and in some cases require mathematical skills outside the current scope of human understanding that people have been known to spontaneously combust upon hearing them, and god knows i hate getting that kind of splatter on me. i can answer one question though. Yes, i have feelings and emotions. why else would i be prone to evil? and as for you Obscenium, don't expect me to pay any back child support since she always said you weren't mine 010215 ... Chrity go to: i_have_words 010408 ... Chrity satan is bad 010408 ... evolutionending the celebrity fox turned to his toes and said "c'mon feet, we gotta get out of this place!" 010421 ... dls (satan) When you were in the Garden, and you were the poppets of the mad one, I told you what the fruit would give you. When he grew afraid, for you had eternal knowledge, and the next tree bore eternal life, that which you had not yet eaten, he banished you from the Garden. When you were alone, and hungry, I gave you food, shelter, and clothing. When you were lost, I provided you with salvation. I speak to you from your heart. Choose your own path. Follow your nature. Do not be a poppet to the one who claims he gave you free will, for he gave it to you to be his slave. 011014 ... Inanna Satan was an angel created by God. 011014 ... satan satan satan Oy! Gevalt! another one! 011015 ... kx21 It's not so wise to undermine or underestimate Satan and its Power and Political will... Given that God is somehow or somewhat ' Terroristed ', ' Hijacked ' or ' victimized ' by Satan... 011016 ... Artemismagus Look Satan, Lucifer, Devil, or whatever your real name is. It's ok that God casted you from the Heavens, i mean why would u want to be there any way. Sure its eternal bliss and probably the highest from of enlightment attainable. Bah who needs it. The fact of the matter is that GOD needs you. He needs you to strike fear into the hearts of man so that they will worship him. Not because he is great or caring but because Humanity fears YOU. "Satan" lord of the underworld. If you were to convert or give into his demands where would be all be. Probabably in some near perfect world where we are all equal and happy. BAH HUMBU G 011017 ... rhetorical satan (x3) how do you know we arent co-conspirators in this you know good cop, bad cop? 011017 ... phil Receive 50,000 visitors for less than $100! Does your web site need more traffic? 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